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[–]Maxatron4000 130 points131 points ago

For a moment I though this said VOLVO, which kinda fits too..

[–]rocketcraft 34 points35 points ago

I don't see it. And doesn't that stuff belong in /r/gonewild anyways?

[–]radiovalkyrie 47 points48 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Rizzpooch 19 points20 points ago

Well, I wasn't going there tonight, but he posted the link, so...

[–]Alex7302 11 points12 points ago

I mean you can't just ignore stuff like this.

[–]illaqueable 2 points3 points ago

We are but simple folk. What do you expect us to do.

Edit: to include all /r/gonewild fappers

[–]muppetmonster84 3 points4 points ago

And women, I was sucked in for a good half hour

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]rocketcraft 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations.

[–]FacelessEmotions 1 point2 points ago

Damn it man, Why did you post a direct link to that? sigh Unzips pants

[–]LuluVonLuvenburg 1 point2 points ago

Ba Dum Tsch.

[–]muppetmonster84 -5 points-4 points ago

And.....I'm back, always spend a few moments too long for that /r/

[–]danth 0 points1 point ago

For a moment I thought that kid was young Molly Ringwald with really short hair.

[–]ERMAHGERD_GUY -1 points0 points ago

U CHERKER CERNT KERNT.

[–]The_Grand_Jester -1 points0 points ago

Nice try, volvo marketing reps.

[–]akfreedo 30 points31 points ago

Yep. We've been through this already.

[–]UsernameNotFound404 25 points26 points ago

[–]fstbck1970 34 points35 points ago

NOT LOADING WAT DO

edit: BOLD

[–]This_was_hard_to_do 14 points15 points ago

Looks like you need to download more RAM!

[–]eyereport 3 points4 points ago

how do i shot web

[–]OvaryActingJesus 7 points8 points ago

Just wait...it'll show up.

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 8 points9 points ago

Seriously, YOLO is pretty much dead and this is a repost.

Quit beating a fucking dead horse, I don't know how to make that any clearer.

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[–]swirle13 -3 points-2 points ago

I'm glad all the down voters looked at your name and made an educated decision on their limited knowledge. YOLO2012

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

My friend over in Israel says it's fresh stuff their.

[–]eyereport -2 points-1 points ago

Say it 600 more times!

[–]FOUR_YOLO 0 points1 point ago

i agree

[–]ZombiePilot15 1 point2 points ago

I stared for a good 30 seconds.

[–]I_HaveAHat 256 points257 points ago

FFS if reddit would stop bitching about Yolo I would never hear about Yolo

[–]JackieBronassis 40 points41 points ago

Thank you.

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 91 points92 points ago

I saw a kid wearing a Yolo shirt once. I went up to him and whispered into his ear "faggot" as I slit his throat.

[–]thechosen2 22 points23 points ago

Thank you.

[–]fireman14t 5 points6 points ago

No.. thank you

[–]ColbyM777 5 points6 points ago

Thank me later.

[–]JCJen7 4 points5 points ago

No, thank me now.

[–]apaniyam 4 points5 points ago

Thanks bro.

[–]yummyummers -4 points-3 points ago

Thank me right there.

[–]danceswithwool 2 points3 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–]CANCER_PUNCH 1 point2 points ago

JustBrowsing4Chan

Story checks out.

[–]g_cantor 11 points12 points ago

TIL what FFS means!

[–]IamTypingWithOneHand 15 points16 points ago

Yeah, it took me a while to realize it means Fun fact stated.

[–]Trevmiester -4 points-3 points ago

No one ever told me what it meant so I always thought it meant "For Fucking Sake."

[–]EpicGamer 2 points3 points ago

Whoosh

[–]Treshnell 4 points5 points ago

But...how else are you supposed to know what you're supposed to hate?

[–]ronpaul012 5 points6 points ago

FFS if reddit wouldnt stop bitching about Yolo I would never hear about Yolo.

[–]supernothing427 3 points4 points ago

FFS if reddit wouldnt stop bitching about Yolo I wouldn't never hear about Yolo

FTFY

[–]FOUR_YOLO 0 points1 point ago

i agree

[–]clayasaurus 0 points1 point ago

YOLO

Seriously though, who the hell upvotes "YOLO" posts?

[–]FreakyDeakyFunky 1 point2 points ago

We know; this exact comment is made every time a YOLO reference comes up. This meme isn't even bitching about YOLO, its just funny. Upvote or downvote and quit acting like a bitch.

[–]slightly_bald -2 points-1 points ago

How about the fact this joke was made, and died out, over a month ago. Can I bitch about that?

[–]FreakyDeakyFunky 0 points1 point ago

I would expect nothing less from a redditor.

Even though the community overwhelmingly upvoted this, which suggests there are many who haven't seen it, you would still bitch about it.

Go outside more.

[–]wadonka 1 point2 points ago

i agree, i've never actually heard this phrase in real life. however, timmy from jurassic park is right: seat belts save lives. unless it decapitates you.

[–]Herbamins 0 points1 point ago

Think about every reference made in every tv show or movie you like. I'm sure there are jokes that you find funny/understand but wouldn't bring up ever in conversation or pay attention to.

[–]enneads169 32 points33 points ago

They were making this joke on Imgur like a month or two ago. . . .

[–]Frafn 18 points19 points ago

And on reddit

[–]Melon109 11 points12 points ago

Reddit is 90% imgur anyways, so their basically the same.

[–]Descriptivista 32 points33 points ago

they're

[–]SuperSural 11 points12 points ago

I like the original better.

[–]Melon109 -4 points-3 points ago

Did you still understand what I meant?

[–]Devz0r 1 point2 points ago

Well imgur was literally made for reddit, so really none of it is a surprise.

[–]HandsomeNebulaoblivion 10 points11 points ago

WE HAVE ALL HEARD THIS JOKE A THOUSAND TIMES.

[–]knire 1 point2 points ago

I'm fairly certain a comedian even said it.

[–]The_Potato 90 points91 points ago

HEY GUYS YOLO IS SUCH A STUPID OVERUSED PHRASE AMIRITE???

[–]rocketcraft 56 points57 points ago

I'm sorry about all that stuff that POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS does to you.

[–]the_comfy_chair 14 points15 points ago

I agree.

Also, happy cake day The_Potato!

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 9 points10 points ago

grumble grumble cake day grumble grumble

[–]Mynameischristopher 4 points5 points ago

Overused on reddit. By people complaining about it.

[–]Maxfunky 3 points4 points ago

Hardly, sir. If anything, it's underused. It is, after all, so incredibly versatile. It can be used in almost any situation. For instance, just stabbed your boss in the neck with a pencil? YOLO! Hitting snooze for the 19th time? YOLO! Trying meth for the first time? YOLO! Decided to eat Captain Crunch instead of Chex? YOLO. Skydiving without a parachute? YOLO.

There's basically no decision where you can't just lay down a blanket YOLO to cover that shit. Literally anything you want--the sky is the limit.

[–]Duke_of_Cool17 4 points5 points ago

You are completely correct. However I think this is just about the only good use of YOLO.

Also I like your flair and happy cakeday!

[–]Afrojitsu 3 points4 points ago

PEOPLE THAT SAY YOLO IS STUPID ARE SO STUPID AND MONOTONOUS, RIGHT GUYS???????

[–]b1gl0s3r 3 points4 points ago

SO BRAVE!

[–]A_GAYGORILLA 0 points1 point ago

What about swag?

[–]Starpluck 0 points1 point ago

DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE #YOLO? BTW OPA OPA OPPA GANGAM STYLE!

[–]FOUR_YOLO 2 points3 points ago

youarerite

[–]Akolyte01 11 points12 points ago

How many times are we going to make this fucking joke?

[–]HandsomeNebulaoblivion 2 points3 points ago

So fucking overused.

[–]CardinalNY 2 points3 points ago

So fucking BRAVE

FTFY

[–]ImBetterThanYou27 3 points4 points ago

It just shouldn't have to be said. Nor should it have an acronym

[–]jman583 6 points7 points ago

[–]guruchild 4 points5 points ago

In 1985, my dad was in a car wreck. Weeks before, as a child I nagged him about wearing his seat belt because he usually didn't. He survived because he wore it that night. In 2009, I pulled off to the side of the road during a terrible thunderstorm. An SUV hydroplaned and careened into me at 65 mph from behind. If I'd removed my seat belt, I'd have died instantly. Instead, I walked away with a cut on the back of my head. YOLO.

[–]zxcvbnmmnnbvcxz 3 points4 points ago

that kid looks like a dildo

[–]sackboy198 2 points3 points ago

wat

[–]iliketurtl3s 3 points4 points ago

that kid looks like a dildo

[–]thefreq 1 point2 points ago

wat

[–]iliketurtl3s 0 points1 point ago

that kid looks like a dildo

[–]AQUA2 1 point2 points ago

Man...fuck Reddit.

[–]tossedsaladandscram 0 points1 point ago

Young romney?

[–]nigel_thornberry125 0 points1 point ago

It shouldn't be anything.

[–]OldTrailmix 2 points3 points ago

Sure feels like July in here.

[–]Teh_Ent 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, who said it couldn't be used like that? I didn't get the pm :/

[–]goodsam1 0 points1 point ago

Mackelmore said YOLO on his new album the heist... Reddit must be so confused.

[–]pugwalker 1 point2 points ago

Incoming wave of shitty memes

[–]Link2999 0 points1 point ago

I live every single day. Actually, I should clarify, I am ALIVE every single day.

[–]VadersGonnaVade -1 points0 points ago

My roommate and I like to use yolo as an excuse for why we're not going to do something.
as in "Hey man, want to drive across town to my 1 year old's birthday party?"
"uh, no, definitely not."
"Why not?!"
"YOLO."

[–]supertaco_12 0 points1 point ago

I've actually gotten a bunch of people at my work using YOLO like this.

[–]xxLindenxx 0 points1 point ago

it wouldn't bother me as much if it wasn't an acronym.

[–]Jesse402 1 point2 points ago

What an original fucking joke, mate.

[–]badphish94 0 points1 point ago

deadhorse.jpg

[–]teaLux 0 points1 point ago

[–]steve3beatz 1 point2 points ago

i feel like YOLO should be an atheist catchphrase

[–]schaft0620 0 points1 point ago

"Hey Andy, my names Chucky"

[–]Youcanbeasuperhero2 1 point2 points ago

I think Reddit learned a valuable lesson on seatbelts today.

[–]Frase 0 points1 point ago

ba dum dum Puff The Magic Dragon lived by the sea...

[–]StraY_WolF 1 point2 points ago

Reddit: Beating dead horses since 2006.

[–]Gibbenz 1 point2 points ago

Don't drink the water in Mexico, YOLO!

[–]alexgiampapa 0 points1 point ago

purely coincidental i'm sure, but i'm a comedian and i've been using pretty much this exact joke in my routine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE6Due8ZlXk (skip to 8:24)

[–]jingks 0 points1 point ago

YOYO - you're only young once!

[–]STEELGUARD 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Yolo. I WILL NEVER DIE.

[–]naomaniac 1 point2 points ago

This is pretty much how I use it.

[–]requires_distraction 0 points1 point ago

It was interesting that yesterday I was listening to a radio station designed for a more mature audience, where the topic of YOLO came up.

The person who was hearing abut YOLO for the first time initially thought that this what they meant by YOLO: "Don't do drugs because you only live once", before the other person explained its negative reference.

I think this is what most people think when they learn about YOLO for the first time, and then have confusion about the context that it is put in.

Personally I believe that if there was a national safety campaign based around YOLO, getting you to buckle up, not drink and drive, use a pedestrian crossings because... "you only live once." Then perhaps we can get the moronic term put into its correct context

[–]ihutch01 0 points1 point ago

You see, this is the fundamental problem I've always had with YOLO. Isn't the fact that you only live once even more, if not just as much, of a justification to do safe, responsible things rather than dangerous and risky things?

[–]AnusHole 0 points1 point ago

beat dat ded horse beat it gud

[–]That1guyusee 0 points1 point ago

he's not gonna live life to the fullest with those shoes snap

[–]ScottishTorment -1 points0 points ago

It's YOLO when you do something safe, and when you do something dangerous, it's YALA: you always live again. Been saying it for ages...

[–]AlbertsShuffle 1 point2 points ago

What kind of vehicle is this?

[–]tweekshook 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if I can be proud to say it... But a 2000-2004 Subaru Outback (Less likely a Legacy wagon due to the seat fabric/color) I drive a 2002 Legacy Sedan, and that door panel is unmistakable to me.

[–]AlbertsShuffle 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the response. And there's no reason to be ashamed of driving any car, especially a Subaru.

[–]Kodyak 0 points1 point ago

I've never heard YOLO being used as an excuse to not put a seat-belt on, generally it's used in less relevant things like, "Yo, you're not going to that party man ?" "Naw, I have to study man mid-terms are next-week" "Cmon man Yolo you can study later."

But according to Reddit it's like, "Yo I'm gonna jump out of this plane and god is going to protect me YOLO!!!"

[–]ColbyM777 0 points1 point ago

I never hear someone being serious when they use YOLO, just in a slight mocking tone. Lifting weights in the gym? Put an extra 1 pound on the bar. Yolo.

[–]Psoup487 0 points1 point ago

upvote for correct usage of yolo

[–]drkphd 0 points1 point ago

I've started to say YODO instead.

[–]darklord595470 0 points1 point ago

[–]xazerbation 0 points1 point ago

Still beating the horse, huh?

[–]B0XR 0 points1 point ago

"Better safe than sorry."

YOLO

[–]Thedude3t -1 points0 points ago

how in the world did this get 1000+ up votes?

[–]Jandklo 0 points1 point ago

That's what Drake said it was SUPPOSED to be.

[–]eyereport 0 points1 point ago

I always floss.

YOGOSOT

(You only get one set of teeth.)

[–]Randompaul 0 points1 point ago

False. You have baby teeth, and adult teeth.

[–]eyereport 0 points1 point ago

Well damn. Now I have to rethink my entire philosophy on life.

[–]guitarpsycho182 0 points1 point ago

YODO

[–]Downstroyer 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure I exactly understand the hate behind "YOLO" Is it because it's used so much, or is it because it has potential to yield terrible consequences?

I think it's good to look at life as though you only live once, a reminder to make the most of your life and occasionally take chances that you normally wouldn't. When it boils down to a teen getting knocked up because "YOLO" Well that's fucking stupid... but do you think she's doing it because she said YOLO and that magically made her stupid?

Teenagers are always going to make stupid decisions. I did it as a teen, all of you did too. That's part of life, it's not the fault of four words.

[–]Ham_I_right 0 points1 point ago

Oh, shut your damn face Gallant! I'm sick of your goody 2 shoes ways.

sincerely, Goofus

[–]Theambitenergy 0 points1 point ago

well done

[–]GrowdonTreeman 1 point2 points ago

BAM this for days!

[–]Randompaul 0 points1 point ago

I never started smoking or drinking. YOLO.

[–]newlimbs 0 points1 point ago

I've been preaching this outlook on YOLO for months.

[–]Aubspop 0 points1 point ago

HAVENT HEARD OR READ YOLO IN ATLEAST 2 WEEKS AND YOU SIR HAVE BROUGHT IT BACK.

[–]Beznia 0 points1 point ago

[–]fyrepeppers 0 points1 point ago

[–]Fatter_Lee_Adama 0 points1 point ago

Teenagers say stupid shit. We get it. Let's move past this now, please.

[–]baconforallforbacon 0 points1 point ago

brushing my teeth in the morning after breakfast, 'cause yolo. bitches.

[–]Croctane 0 points1 point ago

Always put your children in a seatbelt, except if it's 50 in a bus

[–]TheJames69 0 points1 point ago

Why the hell are people still discussing YOLO?

[–]Sharain -1 points0 points ago

The phrase "YOLO" sounds mentally retarded, and it is! Tho the message of only living once is not half bad, using it every time you do something you THINK is risky but i's not... Then you deserve a fucking slap across the face. With a shovel. Wrapped in barbed wire... And coated with acid.

[–]Undeserved_Insults 0 points1 point ago

I had known yesterday that I could repost this today for this much karma...

[–]Honkeyass 0 points1 point ago

You should have posted this ten months ago

[–]sprinkles123 0 points1 point ago

actually if you listen to the Drake song he talks about working hard and not wasting time on stupid things since you only live once.

source: "You only live once, that's the motto, nigga Yolo

We bout it every day, every day, every day

Like we sitting on the bench, nigga we don't really play

Every day, every day, fuck what anybody say

Can't seem 'em cause the money in the way"

so he's talking about making money and not playing around because, YOLO. so that's what it actually is, but people use it for other reasons.

[–]Mephistophanes 0 points1 point ago

Actually i don't think this is how it should be. Yolo is like Capre diem and it is used in the sense of, "enjoy, seize, use, make use of." So this is the wrong use of the word.

[–]FireFightinChick 0 points1 point ago

He needs to meet the girl with the black eye and all the stitches who went through the windshield. Wonder if she wears hers now?

[–]makattak88 0 points1 point ago

I brush my teeth twice a day. Yolo.

[–]tomvoodoo 0 points1 point ago

We need more of these, if only to turn the tide.

[–]SocratesBrotherDave 0 points1 point ago

I do hope a really graphic road safety campaign actually uses YOLO. That way old people and people safe from the grasps of the internets depths will end up using it seriously, thus ruining it for any 'cool kid'.

[–]malevolent_moose 0 points1 point ago

I always drive with both hands on the wheel.

YOLO

[–]wbeavis 0 points1 point ago

YOLOUYH (unless you're Hindu)

[–]clayasaurus 0 points1 point ago

YOLO yolo YOLO yolo YOLO yolo YOLO yolo YOLO yolo

[–]silverbackjack 0 points1 point ago

It should be YOPO! YOU ONLY POST ONE! Because this was posted a few days ago and I agree with top comment. I've personally never heard or seen anyone say or write YOLO other than on Reddit!

[–]jokygabble 0 points1 point ago

[–]johnnyfappleseed28 0 points1 point ago

This is reposted from yesterday, why don't you go sky diving without a parachute.

[–]duncan12457 -1 points0 points ago

there's a kid who keeps going on and on about yolo, and he has like 3 yolo shirts. his brother died this weekend in a car crash, I guess he only lived once.

[–]yamalveslar 1 point2 points ago

Actually you live everyday but only die once.

[–]NoNeedForAName 2 points3 points ago

It's "You Only Live Once," not "You Only Live One Day."

Unless you're a zombie, you still only live once whether you live for a day or a hundred years.

[–]yamalveslar 2 points3 points ago

You don't know me!

[–]NoNeedForAName 2 points3 points ago

Yes I do...Sam.

[–]yamalveslar 1 point2 points ago

oh

[–]NoNeedForAName 1 point2 points ago

Is your name really Sam?

[–]yamalveslar 1 point2 points ago

Not yet

[–]NoNeedForAName 2 points3 points ago

Man, that would have been really cool if I'd guessed your name.

[–]godlessatheist 0 points1 point ago

You live only once would be more grammatically correct version.

[–]laxgoalie248 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]killiangray -3 points-2 points ago

Here's the thing, reddit: "YOLO" is annoying as hell when dumbass tweens say it, but it's actually kind of a great way to think about life. Being mindful of the fact that "you only live once" helps you keep things in perspective. It shouldn't mean "take dumbass irresponsible risks," it just means that you only get one shot at life, so treasure every moment. It's another way of saying "life is short."

So CALM THE FUCK DOWN about it, for crying out loud

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[–]eman462 1 point2 points ago

Huh?

[–]Raymond890 1 point2 points ago

Nadie habla español aqui.

Edit: Nevermind. Your overview tells me you obviously speak English.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 0 points1 point ago

That's a bit too much of an effort to understand for a comment in AA sonny.

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[–]Schroedingers_gif 1 point2 points ago

For what it's worth, I thought it was funny.

[–]i-give-upvotes 0 points1 point ago

Sssshhh! Let them be! It might improve things!

[–]benster56 0 points1 point ago

Tha kid freaks me the FUCK out

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[–]Jobobo21 -3 points-2 points ago

[–]japeezy121 -1 points0 points ago

Yolo and swag is for retards who say that just to make friends and be "cool" is it me or is everything new FLAT OUT RETARDED like giant glasses too make people nerdy i thought nerds were hated judged im a nerd otaku if your fancy but making something dumb like that DIE it goes to show people worship idiots gangsters rappers mainly drake who started this yolo before anyone goes CALM DOWN DAWG dont comment because im just saying

[–]overused-meme-alert -4 points-3 points ago

Yolo

beep

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