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[–]wildlyoscillate 40 points41 points ago

Similar thing here. Australian radio quiz, everyone keeps answering "India".

[–]Sonums 11 points12 points ago

Fucking epic, had me in tears of laughter!

[–]TheLionHearted 5 points6 points ago

Its impressive how patient he is with it.

[–]Kohbl 17 points18 points ago

This is still the best one.

[–]JMar1_87 4 points5 points ago

"I'm not a racist! I'm a melting pot of friendship!!" Honestly can't say I've seen someone trolled harder.

[–]RaymondDash 0 points1 point ago

Relevant song

I am your host, the man they call Ghost.

I'm a God damn racist, I'm a God damn piece of crap.

[–]Plexium 1 point2 points ago

Listened to the whole thing. Can't believe the guy didn't stop the show sooner...

[–]Feival 0 points1 point ago

Fucking epic

[–]Kegsocka6 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure my roommate thinks I'm insane for losing my shit for ten minutes straight...

[–]0hmyscience 0 points1 point ago

I'm trying to find the one where they prank call a priest or minister a he says "shit" or "fuck" or something, and then he denies it.

[–]SthaAmanM 124 points125 points ago

I say this should be continued until legal actions are taken.

[–]llandar 21 points22 points ago

Yes. They should continue making these up until someone takes legal action.

[–]skyman724 8 points9 points ago

-_-

[–]DarlingmyDarling 5 points6 points ago

Someone posted my friends cell number on 4chan and asked them to call her and text her. In less than an hour she got 20 calls and over 100 texts. When a phone number is posted on 4chan they fucking call it.

[–]Masterfuzzfuzz 8 points9 points ago

I made one of those calls >_<

[–]frtox 6 points7 points ago

on 4chan, you troll people for lulz. on reddit, you create fake posts and get karma.

[–]darb_gnik 80 points81 points ago

Someone needs to go there with an old looking chest with a battletoads game inside. Make sure the chest is lockable and say you lost the key when it was passed down. Elude to the fact that something is in the chest and see if they can't get it open. Then run like hell old man will probably have a stroke.

[–]Ragnalypse 17 points18 points ago

They probably wouldn't actually let you through unless they knew what was inside. I think most of what they do is authentic, but now that they're celebrities they're probably pretty suspicious of people who give them a box and back away once they start opening it.

[–]darb_gnik 10 points11 points ago

Well just stand there and gett all excited when they open it and be like my mom hide this game from me because its all I ever palyed as a child

[–]Thameus 16 points17 points ago

I'm going with three nested chests, and a fire safe containing a lock box, containing....

[–]DylanX928 14 points15 points ago

Best I can do is a one nested chest with damp cloth inside.

[–]Chocablock 1 point2 points ago

One nested chest with a damp box.

[–]Noxinal 1 point2 points ago

One singed, damp box.

[–]loyalis 3 points4 points ago

one cumbox.

[–]BakeMeACake420 7 points8 points ago

BATTLETOADS!!!

[–]darb_gnik 2 points3 points ago

That may by you some time

[–]Ave6 7 points8 points ago

You do know that they have a huge African door guard that sits on a stool near the door. Right?

[–]Brave_Atheist_Cat 7 points8 points ago

Worth it. Camera in the box to see reactions.

[–]darb_gnik -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah seen him a few times on the show

[–]darb_gnik -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah I seen that on the show when they panned by

[–]NelsonFilms02 45 points46 points ago

I fucking cried laughing at this.

[–]chinkostu 18 points19 points ago

6.20am, waking the neighbours, sounding like a donkey.

[–]boomb0x 1 point2 points ago

Yep, I just woke up my kid. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[–]fkthe12s 19 points20 points ago

[–]WHODAFUQ 0 points1 point ago

OHMYGOD you actually still have battletoads!!!!

I almost called the pawn joint but it would seem it's too far out to call... Think they'll still get it?

[–]chaosmass2 16 points17 points ago

Wanna know the best part? They actually bought the game thanks to all these calls. You can see it on their ebay store, they mention the prank calls in the description.

[–]C-Dub1980 2 points3 points ago

I dunno... kinda takes the fun outta it. Gonna have to ask for Battlemaniacs now.

[–]boredatwork920 1 point2 points ago

batteries not included. cheap bastards...

[–]WHODAFUQ 0 points1 point ago

'Cant keep it on the shelves!'

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 29 points30 points ago

I wish he said just once, "I don't know much about Battletoads. Why don't you prank my friend, he's an expert."

[–]EL_DIABLOW 9 points10 points ago

the simple one where they only say "BATTLETOADS!" really got me. that is gold. (and silver)

[–]TheAgentPanda 7 points8 points ago

This is literally the funniest thing on my (short ) trek through Reddit

[–]hypmoden 11 points12 points ago

I hope this is real

[–]pyronarwhal 16 points17 points ago

It is, it's from 4chan. 4chan wouldn't lie to us. ...right...?

[–]RampagingDragon 0 points1 point ago

This time, it actually is.

[–]pugskreationz 6 points7 points ago

The best I can do is a battletoad.

[–]ANiceDrow 17 points18 points ago

Brilliant, God I hate those pawn bastards.

[–]chexmixdeluxe 10 points11 points ago

This is Epic, only reason it didn't make it to the front page yet is because it is overwhelmingly long when you first click the link. I came to the comments section to say "too long dude" and then saw epic comments so I decided to read it.

[–]hypmoden 0 points1 point ago

not sure why you got downvoted this was funny shit

[–]tmccarthy53 7 points8 points ago

I didn't want this to end, haha. Thank you.

[–]FistYourSon 1 point2 points ago

This is the best of the internet.

[–]skyman724 2 points3 points ago

"Gold and Silver."

"Yeah hi I was wondering if you had a game in stock..."

"DO NOT SAY BATTLETOADS."

"What?"

"Sorry, prank callers."

"Oh, well actually I was looking for Battle Road-"

hangs up

[–]Plexium 2 points3 points ago

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Battletoad"

This just made me fall back in my chair LMFAO

[–]Beefy_Hanes 3 points4 points ago

Reddit and 4chan, two places where no business or cause is safe if we deem it unworthy

[–]Florn 1 point2 points ago

Don't take credit for 4chan's work. This was all them. We just appreciate their comedic genius.

[–]Beefy_Hanes 0 points1 point ago

Oh of course not sir, but reddit has dipped it's toe in the shenanigans pool once or twice

[–]Mustin_Dobley 2 points3 points ago

You make it seem like he is to be kept away from newspapers at all costs.

[–]hubrix 2 points3 points ago

I have not laughed this hard in a long time

[–]xboxmonster495 1 point2 points ago

Best thing I've ever seen all night.

[–]Icirus 0 points1 point ago

Man some of the calls to hot topic or gamestop have been awesome.

[–]SweetNeo85 -1 points0 points ago

And this is all totally real.

[–]ready_set_UNICORN 0 points1 point ago

Battletoads. That is all.

[–]wettit 1 point2 points ago

If they were smart they would actually start selling battle fucking toads... On their website. Not only would they make money, but they would restore their honor.

[–]telaroose 0 points1 point ago

They have one of the electronic handheld ones on their eBay listings for $1,000. It's been up for awhile now.

ebay link

also the description is great, typo included.

[–]schm8235 1 point2 points ago

this is actually really fucking hilarious. i can't stop laughing!

[–]Voryn 1 point2 points ago

This is probably the most glorious thread ive read today, PLEASE tell me it continues, PLEASE, I NEED MORE OF THIS!!!

[–]Howard_the_Dolphin 0 points1 point ago

BATTLETOADS!! Responsible for occupying so much of my youth

[–]sinned47 0 points1 point ago

so funny. my friends told me about this.

[–]EatTheHead 0 points1 point ago

Repost. Still hilarious though.

[–]Feival 1 point2 points ago

I was having the worst day and this really brightened me up, thank you so much.

[–]_CitizenSnips_ 0 points1 point ago

haha DAMN I wish I lived in the states.. I would have called them up as well at least once, just to hear the reaction.

[–]Reddit_minion97 0 points1 point ago

old as fuuuck.

[–]freesecks 0 points1 point ago

this is 2 gud

[–]Dudeness52 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!

[–]NickNorman 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of cactus.

[–]WHODAFUQ 0 points1 point ago

This was the most funny thing ever read. How can I get in on this? I want to help the cause! PM me and let me know, I have a phone, minutes, and nothing better to do.

[–]blingx 0 points1 point ago

How many times can we repost this for karma?

[–]BearcatMcButtertoast 1 point2 points ago

Pure genius.

[–]Proboscis_Chew 2 points3 points ago

A while ago, I saw a post here, titled something like "White Grapes". It was a very similar screenshot, but the people we harrassing a McDonalds resturant about serving grapes. It made me laugh about as hard as this did.

[–]corbeeZ 2 points3 points ago

link?

[–]Jistchillin -4 points-3 points ago

How did this NOT make front page?

[–]amiller130 0 points1 point ago

Repost -_-...

[–]yeahyaya 0 points1 point ago

I... really want to play Battletoads now.

Ah, that's the good stuff.

[–]ringpiece21 -2 points-1 points ago

Boring.

[–]Freddy_Faraway -1 points0 points ago

Is battletoads really THAT rare? Or is there just some sort of issue with stores selling it?

[–]jethryn 0 points1 point ago

nah, its just fun to ask for. 4chan used to do it to gamestop stores for giggles all the time

[–]frasconator 2 points3 points ago

During midnight launches, the gamestop manager at the store I go to will prank call other stores from peoples cellphones asking about "Battletoads preorder bonuses"

It's quite funny.

[–]Frodo-Lives 0 points1 point ago

Link?

[–]Freddy_Faraway -1 points0 points ago

Oooh, and they never have them cause they're so old??

[–]AdviCeSC2 -3 points-2 points ago

This was funny 2 months when I first read it