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[–]RyPhy 91 points92 points ago

This is fucking stupid.

[–]Birdslapper 15 points16 points ago

Seriously though who the hell cares if JB's video gets more views? I didn't know reddit was a fucking middle school

[–]KerriganIskindaHot 2 points3 points ago

echoed my thoughts exactly, let them upvote their video if they want..it doesn't matter.

Also stop hating on JB ffs.. there have always been stupid kids making easy to digest pop music..... Michael J ring a bell?

Like what music you want and stfu about it god damnit how lame are people?

[–]epraider 4 points5 points ago

upvote their video

I think you've been on Reddit too long. I do however agree with the statements you've made, I really think people should have grown out of petty squabbles over music taste in middle school.

[–]Moomaster48 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for saying it!

[–]readingis_sexy 43 points44 points ago

Yeah.. i think i will just stay off the internet entirely that day

[–]Birdslapper 1 point2 points ago

Yeah.. i think i will just stay off the internet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCmPuPPlkg&feature=related&t=16s

[–]jaredbar5446 7 points8 points ago

Ill be busy watching "the walking dead."

[–]ramrez101 8 points9 points ago

I feel like I no longer want to ride the crest of thus wave.

[–]Chickendudepwnz 15 points16 points ago

you know you can only give 1 view count per IP

[–]Potato_remote 7 points8 points ago

bitches dont know about my proxies.

[–]Chickendudepwnz 1 point2 points ago

true that!

[–]SaturdayNightWrist 13 points14 points ago

Cripple fight!

[–]biotroll 11 points12 points ago

And why exactly is your infantile, hook-littered, verse-chorus-verse-chorus, watered down pop drivel any better than their infantile, hook-littered, verse-chorus-verse-chorus, watered down pop drivel?

[–]jlennon4422 0 points1 point ago

His has a funny video

[–]Cxameron 18 points19 points ago

We need to watch the video of him throwing up. Make that the most watched video on YouTube.

[–]up_n_atom 4 points5 points ago

This post sickens me

[–]Reddickk -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah I looked at it and it gave me super cancer, I died 3 seconds later.

[–]Lykoaster 4 points5 points ago

Current count:

Gangnam Style- 415,678,806 Baby- 786,556,306

...?

[–]InfernalRain 1 point2 points ago

That's total views, I guess gangnam style was no. 1 for the week or something.

[–]6odfire 2 points3 points ago

Gangnam style is most liked video...1,359,155 likes for Baby, and 3,783,217 likes for Gangnam Style.

[–]ToM_BoMbadi1 0 points1 point ago

Didn't LMFAO have the most liked video before Gangnam Style?

[–]6odfire 0 points1 point ago

No idea. I was just referencing the two videos that people are having a hormone contest over. I do remember hearing something about that though.

As of now: LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem has 489,321,855 views (which is the most of all their videos on youtube), and 1,596,668 likes (also the most for their videos).

[–]Akongstad 3 points4 points ago

/r/9gagarmy

Edit: Oh! Look at that. It exists.

[–]drakecrystal 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. There's nothing there. Probably some one was very high and made this , they realized the stupidity of their actions and told no one about it , hoping no one would find it.

[–]Splashy2099 3 points4 points ago

GAYYY.

[–]RooMagoo 0 points1 point ago

Or, ya know, stop acting like a bunch of hormonal teenagers? We could do that too maybe?

[–]deubski 1 point2 points ago

Attention Justin Bieber fans. Please go die

[–]Jandklo 2 points3 points ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CANCEROUS FAGGOT.

[–]konydanza 1 point2 points ago

Who MotherFatherBrotherandSisterfucking cares.

[–]honeydee 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't this just posted yesterday?

C'mon... At least wait a week...

Edit:

Wow...

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
This Time They Have Gone Too Far.. 2coms -2pts 3hrs pics
Popped up on my FB feed. 3coms -5pts 2dys funny
This day we fight! 6coms 3pts 2dys funny
(saw this on fb) THIS DAY WE FIGHT THE BELIBERS 4coms -1pt 2hrs funny
Make a stand Reddit, this is happening. 2coms -5pts 2dys pics
Now for wrath. Now for ruin. And the red dawn! 2coms 1pt 2dys funny
WE must fight! 0coms 4pts 2dys pics
This day we FIGHT! 379coms 344pts 3dys funny
This Day We Fight 12coms 2pts 1dy pics
10/14: This Day We Fight 3coms -1pt 1dy pics

source: karmadecay

[–]salisburymistake 1 point2 points ago

Fans of either can go fuck themselves.

[–]edgeless_saftey_cube 3 points4 points ago

It's not fun if there's no one to root for :(

[–]Mialuvailuv 1 point2 points ago

I hope they know it's a waste of time, youtube only counts one view per count cycle from an ip address. count cycle= the time it takes youtube to register more view after 301 for example.

[–]cornears 1 point2 points ago

Black border man...It's not that hard

[–]krzykris 0 points1 point ago

for once I saw something on facebook before reddit.

[–]polishedsteel 0 points1 point ago

Yeah guys lets play the system to show those dum idito yolo ppl what REAL MUSIC and REAL TASTE are!

[–]jfc320 1 point2 points ago

Dumb* idiot* people*

[–]riptaway 0 points1 point ago

This was posted(and shot down) a few days ago.

[–]elevatorbuttons 1 point2 points ago

NO. This is fucking dumb!

[–]nayson9 -1 points0 points ago

No one runs in your family.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Why should I care what's the top viewed? This seems like the stupidest thing to get worked up about ever.

[–]wafflesyrup -1 points0 points ago

I don't usually call out repost because most of them I can stand or even giggle at. But seriously, this is the worst repost ever.

[–]Nymethny 1 point2 points ago

So there are actually Gangnam Style fans? I mean, it made me laugh, but a fan? Really Rearry?

[–]Postmanpat854 0 points1 point ago

You'd be surprised how many people actually like it without knowing a word the guy's saying...

Some people can't even say the title right.

[–]shaolinallan 0 points1 point ago

I was prob gonna be watching gangman style all day anyway

[–]RandomSarcasmGuy 0 points1 point ago

I got better things to do. Like going through endless pages of reddit.

[–]Kallado 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile Scooter Braun will be laughing maniacally the whole time.

Edit: Psy and Justin Beiber are both signed to the same manager.

[–]randomaccount007 0 points1 point ago

wow, sounds like someone is in middle school...

[–]Millie719 0 points1 point ago

who cares...

[–]sk_starscream 0 points1 point ago

This isn't fucking funny, this is sad, you're a bad person for posting this shit.

[–]jazzi_fizz 0 points1 point ago

Somebody posted this up yesterday. WTF.

[–]Corbanator13 0 points1 point ago

'Murica

[–]Zarcnest 0 points1 point ago

This shit got old quick..

[–]BlaziKenJennings 0 points1 point ago

Did you just get karma for a repost that hit the front page a few days ago? What the shit.

[–]Hylek 0 points1 point ago

This looks like something I might have seen on FunnyJunk... Yes, that is a bad thing.

[–]KoreaNum1 0 points1 point ago

[–]gothman808 0 points1 point ago

gangnam style is a horrible song

[–]royal_dump 0 points1 point ago

people care way to much about the internet..

[–]Minivete 0 points1 point ago

fag

[–]robopanda9k 0 points1 point ago

whogivesashit.gif

[–]CaptainLamp -1 points0 points ago

You see, the joke is that they are both awful songs.

[–]kazzahkissme -2 points-1 points ago

fuck no not on my birthday! no justin bieber being #1 on my bday! PSY WILL WIN! Korea #1! 화이팅!

[–]Darchangel26 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday to you and me! October 10

[–]sm197 -1 points0 points ago

Sons of the Reddit, Of YouTube, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the notion of good music fails, when we forsake our good tastes and break all ideals of entertainment, But it is not this day! An hour of Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj, When the age of tastefulness comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, men of the Internet! This day does not belong to one website, but to all! Let us rebuild the Internet so that we may share it in the days of peace!

[–]sm197 -1 points0 points ago

Why is this getting downvoted? This is poetic genius!

[–]cokehead_faggot_jew -4 points-3 points ago

i dont hate hardcore justin beiber fans until they use the term 'belieber.' so it's play off the word believer, what is it you are believing in?

[–]pineapple09 -1 points0 points ago

Beiber. They believe in Beiber :(

[–]hellspawn342 -4 points-3 points ago

Meh. Seems more serious than funny.