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[–]JBZrigermortis 10 points11 points ago

"...at last! It feels like jelly" I cried.

[–]Sobertese 3 points4 points ago

"She's wearing a star wars shirt that's so small it makes her boobs look huger, I come"

[–]luisseg 17 points18 points ago

Wow, I never thought this could be real. Congratulations, me! This is my first reddit repost sight :') I feel like I have grown a lot. Thank you people for making me one step closer to be a true redditor. And thank you reposter for making this moment possible.

[–]dancesir 6 points7 points ago

You made it, you've earned this. Your mother and I are so proud of you.

[–]isaac9092 2 points3 points ago

Where is user everybody'smom when you need them

[–]KingAegonV 2 points3 points ago

"It's the casino level".

I HATED THAT LEVEL.

[–]pala52 2 points3 points ago

That's exactly how it went for me too!

[–]rocketcraft 3 points4 points ago

Go on, please. More.

[–]zhs[S] 2 points3 points ago

Happy cake day! And I too would love some more!

[–]someones_dog 5 points6 points ago

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Mcdubble 3 points4 points ago

So much repost it hurts

[–]Snowdrive 1 point2 points ago

the last part was really funny

[–]BMulk3 0 points1 point ago

Where is the rest of the story? It was getting really interesting...

[–]nympho_dora_tonks 0 points1 point ago

That last line was so poignant.

[–]forgetful_storytellr 0 points1 point ago

...To be...cumtinued??

[–]chrisfinley98 -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
One of the Best Stories Ever! 0coms 0pts 4hrs funny
best story ever! 2coms 1pt 8dys funny
Best Story Ever. Includes Sonic, giant boobs, and Mountain Dew! 43coms 552pts 5mos funny
It felt like jelly. 6coms 19pts 1yr pics
best story ever! 349coms 886pts 1yr funny
Oh what it's like to be young. 221coms 1077pts 1mo funny

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