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[–]slackeyed 1 point2 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Fail Jam 0coms 2pts 9dys GifSound
My life represented in a gif: Part 2 3coms 15pts 5dys gifs
Believe. 0coms 1pt 16dys GifSound
This is how I've felt posting on reddit lately. 0coms 13pts 16dys gifs
how I feel when I submit a link on reddit 33coms 470pts 16dys funny
I believe I can fly 0coms -3pts 16dys gifs
Whenever I try to send something funny to someone who uses reddit 0coms 7pts 17dys funny
How I envision myself doing when I'm about to post something original. 3coms -4pts 29dys funny
I can do this no problem 5coms -4pts 1mo funny
Fat People [.gif gallery] 16coms 80pts 1mo funny
Tried autoerotic asphyxiation and passed out halfway through. 1com -1pt 1mo funny
♪Think about it every night and day, just spread my wings and ♪... 5coms 35pts 1mo gifs
How my first cakeday panned out... 2coms 15pts 1mo funny
This is me, trying to get to the front page. 3coms 3pts 1mo pics
Ugly girl asked ME out, and I think this gif perfectly depicts her attempts 0coms -13pts 1mo funny
How Reddit makes me feel when I think I have the most epic of posts. 39coms 1022pts 1mo funny
Anytime I try and post... 9coms 84pts 1mo funny
When ever I try to submit to a large sub-reddit 4coms 98pts 2mos gifs
I could watch this for days. 6coms 115pts 2mos gifs
Fat People... 1com 10pts 3mos funny
How I feel missing out on my cake day karma... 0coms -3pts 3mos gifs
Almost got there 0coms 14pts 3mos gifs
I believe I can fly 0coms 2pts 3mos funny
Here we ....oh 0coms 20pts 3mos GifSound
Had me laughing for a good 20 minutes 23coms 405pts 3mos gifs
My experience with relationships. 5coms 111pts 3mos funny
It's Always the Fat One 2coms 15pts 3mos gifs
Every Time I Attempt to Gain Karma 2coms 10pts 4mos funny
'A' for effort. 1com 12pts 4mos gifs
I don't think he understands how trampolines work. 15coms 36pts 5mos gifs
Trying to make the frontpage of Reddit. 4coms 11pts 5mos funny
meanwhile, at halftime... 0coms -2pts 5mos gifs
When a cute girl mentions her boyfriend to me... 1com 30pts 5mos funny
i just wanna fly. 2coms 50pts 5mos GifSound
So close... 409coms 1896pts 5mos funny
How I feel when I realize it's my Reddit birthday at 10pm... 2coms 13pts 13dys funny
Every male that comments on a GW post... 0coms 6pts 15dys gifs
Sums up how I feel every time I post something 0coms 7pts 1mo gifs
Gravity, gets you every time. 2coms 29pts 5mos gifs

[–]soggyfritter -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, goddamn I am tired of this one. I haven't even been on Reddit for six months and I'm tired of it.

[–]hungoverhippo[S] 0 points1 point ago

honestly..I'm sorry then, I haven't been a member very long, I believe I'm going on a month now, I have seen this one before..not as many times as you pointed out, but still, it is one of my favorites, and after coming across it online today, the title kinda popped into my head because of all the other "my people need me" posts..didn't mean to upset, just one of my favorites.

[–]BabyFire 0 points1 point ago

Reddit. A welcoming community.

[–]hungoverhippo[S] 0 points1 point ago

wait so you mean i get to be apart of the list? THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER! when do i get my diploma from Reddit Repost Academy!?

[–]Twaddles 0 points1 point ago

Seen this before but god dammit that fucker gave it everything he had - good for him!

[–]deja-vu-comment -2 points-1 points ago

I commend the guy for even trying the shot in front of thousands of people. I'm a big guy myself and I have nowhere near that confidence. This thread will probably laugh at the fat flop, but I give the guy props.

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[–]R3dn3ck96 0 points1 point ago

He would have made it if it weren't for gravity.