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[–]EvilGrimace 7 points8 points ago

I don't know why I initially read that as Anal Planet in the corner.

[–]Useless_Wooden_Boy 1 point2 points ago

I read it as Anal Planet 3 and immediately wanted to see the first two.

[–]m477h3w777 3 points4 points ago

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[–]Kaffei4Lunch 1 point2 points ago

The "hippo" looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid

[–]up_n_atom 5 points6 points ago

Fat people, I get it.

[–]wildfire250 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of left 4 dead 2

[–]NeroJoe 0 points1 point ago

Funny pic. Stupid caption.

[–]ayures 1 point2 points ago

This is shortly before it kills Tasha Yarr.

[–]tersick 1 point2 points ago

she looks hungry.

[–]betterpc 0 points1 point ago

Wow... It really is amazing!

[–]R3dn3ck96 -1 points0 points ago

What is that girl thinking? Hippos kill more people than crocodiles every year.

[–]User_name_taken_1111 1 point2 points ago

Good to see you can still be as cruel as you like to the overweight.

[–]Bosswally[!] 6 points7 points ago

well one does assume that they are...thick skinned

[–]scott_lappi -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]wee-taw-ded -1 points0 points ago

At first I thought that was Ursula off of the little mermaid.

[–]Hedemonai -1 points0 points ago

Check out the skinny girl's hand. She looks ready for some serious action. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/If%20you%20know%20what%20I%20mean..png

[–]authentic_apocrypha -5 points-4 points ago

Oddly enough, in 10 or 20 years the young skinny girl will be the "hippo" and there will be a new young skinny girl. Its the circle of life.

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[–]fowlkris87 0 points1 point ago

*Lack of