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[–]JohnScribbles 1102 points1103 points ago

I refuse to believe that that girl isn't getting carried away by a zombie.

[–]Force_USN 1422 points1423 points ago

ooooh. I thought those were black guys. Holy shit do I feel racist.

[–]3vilgenius 807 points808 points ago

Hell I'm black and the thought crossed my mind too.

[–]adrmapp 320 points321 points ago

not gonna lie, the hair kinda look like dreads to me

[–]sepp_omek 320 points321 points ago

with the mullets and flannels, i thought they were Canadian.

[–]aguacate 533 points534 points ago

Black Canadian rastafarian zombies?

Mother of God...

[–]bloodybadger 228 points229 points ago

We're all doomed to a painful, yet polite death....

[–]aguacate 294 points295 points ago

"Brains mon, I gotta eat your brains. Sorry mon..."

[–]HOBOBEAR 151 points152 points ago

I read that in the voice of Hermes Conrad.

[–]DrPeacemaker 81 points82 points ago

MY MANWICH!

[–]wbeavis 10 points11 points ago

not enough "aboot" or "eh".

[–]aguacate 12 points13 points ago

hangsheadinshamewithhandsinpocket.jpeg

sorry...

[–]i_poop_mcdonalds 32 points33 points ago

BRAAAINZZZZ...SORRY FOR THE INCONVEINECE BUT WE NEED YOUR BRAAAINZZZZ...

[–]Lurk3rAtTheThreshold 3 points4 points ago

[–]BigBadMrBitches 28 points29 points ago

Hide the ganja and maple syrup!

[–]Currentlybaconing 3 points4 points ago

Mother of god that would be a delicious combo.

[–]skimsmilk 12 points13 points ago

Ya mon brains taste like poutine eh

[–]desertjedi85 15 points16 points ago

They're sorry for the confusion.

[–]MananWho 9 points10 points ago

I just friended you on reddit in order to validate my racism.

[–]Oxxide 26 points27 points ago

as you should

[–]penetrode 10 points11 points ago

As do I... black zombies. What is wrong with me?

[–]JCXtreme 17 points18 points ago

Black people always die first in horror movies, so it's plausible.

[–]MananWho 13 points14 points ago

Yep, if they're the first to die, then they're probably also the first to undie.

[–]chrisrob89 4 points5 points ago

un-die

[–]reacher 9 points10 points ago

Don't beat yourself up. For all we know black people could become zombies, which would still make your first assumption accurate.

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 399 points400 points ago

[–]vgxmaster 115 points116 points ago

Please oh please tell me that I'm not the only one that thinks that this, in sketch form, looks wildly suggestive.

[–]dealaus 60 points61 points ago

The hand is a bit questionably placed

[–]Solid364 44 points45 points ago

...And she does seem a bit too satisfied with being carried away by a zombie

[–]xenthum 12 points13 points ago

This is the next Stephenie Meyer trilogy.

[–]grabberbottom 11 points12 points ago

I could fap to this...

[–]tunamelts2 25 points26 points ago

a zombie attack has never looked so fun...and mildly erotic?

[–]PSIStarstormOmega 19 points20 points ago

Wow, she's really cute.

[–]leprechaun1066 11 points12 points ago

It's creepy that they both look so happy.

[–]unholymackerel 73 points74 points ago

I seen't it!

[–]RanksUrLawls 41 points42 points ago

80. PHEW! At first, I thought they were racist and were being carried away by black men with dreadlocks....

[–]Aurorae 14 points15 points ago

Wow, that is terrifying. I hope she's working in some animal shelter and this is free play area.

[–]j14vv 2 points3 points ago

no way. that doesn't happen with cats.

[–]jaken55 3 points4 points ago

i MUST have the video of this or all my life so far will have been wasted.

[–]beatskin 8 points9 points ago

MYNEWSUPERPOWERGO!

[–]domasin 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, what you got was a one time deal...

You might as well quit reddit while you're ahead.

[–]beatskin 3 points4 points ago

Nah, this one's just brewing.

[–]SecondSophistic 10 points11 points ago

Oh, shit... I thought those were supposed to be black people, not zombies...

[–]nixity 1350 points1351 points ago

It took me a solid 3 times watching it to figure out what was going on. Hawsum.

[–]WHOLLY_GUACAMOLE 303 points304 points ago

It took me a solid 3 times watching it and re-reading the title to figure out what was going on.

[–]mechchic84 106 points107 points ago

It took me 3 whole times watching it and I still dont get it.

[–]kaspervssn 154 points155 points ago

It looks like the girls are being carried by zombies. But instead, they have made a costume where it appears they are being carried. They made two legs, that appear to be their own. And they have made a torso, mounted on their back.

[–]PeterInouye 123 points124 points ago

Wow. I actually NEEDED that explanation. I just noticed how girly the legs on those zombies are.

[–]britneysondrugs 25 points26 points ago

That's what gave it away for me. If they had put some baggy pants or sweatpants on I'd still be staring at it.

[–]audaciousterrapin 14 points15 points ago

Agreed - If they had put their own skinny pants on the fake legs and the baggy pants on their real legs I would have been watching this forever.

[–]albequirky 16 points17 points ago

Damn that's a good costume.

[–]dorekk 41 points42 points ago

The reason no one fucking gets it is that there's no reason for a zombie to ever carry someone off! They single-mindedly try to eat you, and if that is not possible then they die or go away. They would never pick you up and take you somewhere else to eat later!

It's a stupid costume and I hate it!

[–]Brian175 15 points16 points ago

They should have made them aliens. Like the grey sort running off to anal probe them. This could also make a decent set-up for a porn.

[–]nawitus 33 points34 points ago

It took me 3 faps.

[–]htravic17x 18 points19 points ago

Everybody 3 faps now.

[–]jimwilt20 16 points17 points ago

3 faps now y'all.

[–]factoid_ 2 points3 points ago

Thanks to no-fap september

[–]IAMA_Ghost_Boo 403 points404 points ago

It toke me [7] times watching this before I realized I need some taco bell.

[–]jeffAA 23 points24 points ago

I got it the first time, but I can't stop watching it.

[–]Epicallity 35 points36 points ago

Still can't get it

[–]MrNewking 11 points12 points ago

I......I don't get it either.

Edit: Never mind, i got it.

[–]danrennt98 29 points30 points ago

I ate 2 doritos tacos, 1 crunchwrap, a chicken quesadilla with extra sauce and 2 cheesy gordita crunches before I realized what was happening.

[–]htravic17x 62 points63 points ago

And NO drink? Are you God?

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 7 points8 points ago

sippin on that bahaaa blaaast

[–]MrConfucius 259 points260 points ago

Go back to /r/trees.

[–]noodlefart 81 points82 points ago

what's going on?

[–]lev00r 187 points188 points ago

Yes.

[–]Probablysmokinabowl 19 points20 points ago

Now imagine someone makes one with a little boy for the front half, and Jerry Sandusky for the back half.

[–]jeffAA 13 points14 points ago

Do you have to be Sandusky or a little boy to make this work?

[–]Probablysmokinabowl 10 points11 points ago

Your front half would be the little boy, but you're bottom half is all rapist

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 25 points26 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]faustelo 4 points5 points ago

You can also be a priest and a little boy to make this work.

[–]EffYourCouch 3 points4 points ago

Yes or why bother.

[–]drachenstern 25 points26 points ago

He said he needed Taco Bell .. sheesh .. then he can have more trees!

[–]yomama289 12 points13 points ago

But i like it here.

[–]voyaging 1 point2 points ago

thatsthejoke

[–]redditwithafork 70 points71 points ago

The girls are obviously being kidnapped by guys dressed up as rapists.

[–]FlyingShisno 5 points6 points ago

I watched the gif 6 times and still didn't get the joke until I read this. Thanks. I feel dumbed now though.

[–]factoid_ 3 points4 points ago

The girls are obviously being kidnapped by guys dressed up as rapists Good Robots Bill and Ted.

FTFY

[–]mocotazo 29 points30 points ago

I've seen a lot of variations of this costume here in New Orleans every Mardi Gras since I was a kid (guy holding baby or trash can with someone in it). But never one that would freak someone out as much as this one.

[–]SlickTricks 53 points54 points ago

When I was 12 or so my mom made me one with an alien abducting me. I was an ugly child so I'm not going to post a picture, but it was pretty cool.

[–]mocotazo 90 points91 points ago

I was an ugly child so I'm not going to post a picture

Nobody will judge. POST THAT SHIT.

[–]DeadlySight 49 points50 points ago

Everybody will judge. POST THAT SHIT.

Ftfy

[–]kehkot 16 points17 points ago

"Everybody will fap. POST THAT SHIT."

Ftfy

[–]wickedtim 9 points10 points ago

People on the internet don't lie. POST IT!

[–]hcapistran 11 points12 points ago

Come on! We all want to see you being abducted!

[–]juhesihcaaa 12 points13 points ago

Please post it! I promise not to judge!

[–]WorshipThyBacon 3 points4 points ago

Please post For er....science !

[–]LokiMythology 4 points5 points ago

post that shit, we won't say anything mean, I promise

[–]DeathByPanda 4 points5 points ago

AMA request: ugly child.

[–]ralf_ 9 points10 points ago

Please?

[–]Cendeu 14 points15 points ago

Can you explain it? I'm still lost.

[–]bangonthedrums 77 points78 points ago

Girl's head + kidnapper's feet = one person

Kidnapper's head + girl's feet = costume elements

[–]Cendeu 46 points47 points ago

Holy fuck.

[–]Numbajuan 22 points23 points ago

No lie... I read that as "costume elephants"

I need to go home and go to sleep.

[–]kaspervssn 6 points7 points ago

It looks like the girls are being carried by zombies. But instead, they have made a costume where it appears they are being carried. They made two legs, that appear to be their own. And they have made a torso, mounted on their back.

[–]Bluemoon_333 3 points4 points ago

The real people are standing upright. The heads behind them and feet in front of them are part of their costumes to make it look like they're being carried.

[–]lazyoats 420 points421 points ago

Now I can dress up as a plaid shirt zombie with a hat and pick up random girls without anyone suspecting.

[–]RunningMoto 23 points24 points ago

You're onto something. pick up > pick up lines

[–]hajjmel 71 points72 points ago

[–]carter2791 80 points81 points ago

As a four year old child, I fucking hate you.

[–]Vincent93 19 points20 points ago

Someone's getting started early.

[–]Stregano 6 points7 points ago

I am 30 year old man and felt so uncomfortable after about 2 or 3 of the images that I had to close that tab

[–]mybossthinksimworkng 4 points5 points ago

You type remarkably well and are ages ahead of most four year olds when it comes to naughty words.

[–]carter2791 7 points8 points ago

Yes I was born 21 years ago so I had a major head start.

[–]scorpion347 12 points13 points ago

Damn the person under the stairs fear! It is too realistic to be irrational but still to unlikly for me to not go....

[–]wutwutgoose 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

...

...

...

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Marcob10 94 points95 points ago

Kinda remind me of the concept of this costume I've seen a few times on reddit.

[–]TrollyMcTrollster 27 points28 points ago

This only works if you're asian or african.

[–]phormality 16 points17 points ago

If you're white you can just put a cut out of Zack Galifianakis behind you. You instantly become Carlos.

[–]well_welp_ok 135 points136 points ago

Well good luck when you actually get kidnapped by zombies. No one is going to believe you now.

[–]AlecMittens 45 points46 points ago

I'm not sure anyone else realizes how beautifully deep this joke was.

[–]L4RiVi3R3 35 points36 points ago

It's really not that deep. Clever, but not really deep.

[–]syrupfaces 6 points7 points ago

The depths of my realizations... JUST... TOO...

BEAUTIFUL

[–]jkpritchard 3 points4 points ago

Bill FUCKING Murray!!!

[–]FenrirIII 276 points277 points ago

The costume would be more believable if they weren't wearing skinny-jeans. No one with legs that tiny could pick them up and run off with them.

[–]SHITKEEPSFALLING 172 points173 points ago

I thought they were old school metalheads :(

[–]sgtredred 73 points74 points ago

I thought it was Wayne & Garth from Wayne's World. :-/

[–]pinkal_peaches 7 points8 points ago

me too...

[–]elboberto 4 points5 points ago

It's not?

[–]leftofmarx 11 points12 points ago

Same

[–]Boomanchu 8 points9 points ago

I thought it was Hesher.

[–]Slantedinnuendo 3 points4 points ago

Source. I need to watch this.

[–]Boomanchu 4 points5 points ago

Lesser known Joseph Gordon Levitt movie. It's on xfinity and netflix. Anyway, he plays a metalhead. Here is the entire thing on YouTube.

[–]Slantedinnuendo 5 points6 points ago

Oh dear God.. Natalie Portman is in this.

Edit: The movie was ok. Ending made me feel bad, though. :\

7.6/10 would not watch again.

[–]hot_skillet 66 points67 points ago

Sursly. A+ for the concept, A- for the execution.

[–]Owy2001 7 points8 points ago

hot_skillet is harsh but fair.

[–]coffea_arabica 9 points10 points ago

Maybe they're zombies with some major leg muscle atrophy.

[–]Sherrodactyl 7 points8 points ago

It is hard to keep up one's healthy muscle mass when one is a zombie.

[–]BloopBleepBlorp 11 points12 points ago

lol They're hipster zombies. Flannel + Skinny jeans

[–]Svrdhd 250 points251 points ago

Somebody got carried away with their Halloween costume this year...

[–]OscarSlenderman 66 points67 points ago

[–]pluffmudpie 23 points24 points ago

I just want to squeeze his cheeks. All of them.

[–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb 3 points4 points ago

Interesting that the Slenderman documentary is loading in another tab for me to watch for the first time. Baader-Meinhof, indeed.

[–]Phoequinox 19 points20 points ago

There's something so cool about watching people have fun like this. I dunno, I guess it's a nice change of pace from "Look at these idiots burning their faces off." or "Watch this guy give his neighbor a heart attack." Just good, harmless fun.

[–]joebobber 26 points27 points ago

Anyone have an idea on how they made these?

[–]sbwdux 8 points9 points ago

he's not the only kid thats [sic] creative

Sell it to me.

That's so guitardude99.

[–]randumnumber 14 points15 points ago

I laughed so hard after I looked at the profile picture.

[–]cherrychoochoo 145 points146 points ago

I think I first saw this GIF a few hours after I watched the moon landing

[–]unholymackerel 207 points208 points ago

THE MOON LANDED???? WHERE?????

[–]dentttt 11 points12 points ago

That gif kills the computer.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 98 points99 points ago

Repost from last Halloween "win".

[–]My_Nipples 35 points36 points ago

OP didn't even change the link, it's the same one posted 11 months ago

[–]tivo17 11 points12 points ago

The sad thing is that this post is getting more upvotes than the original.

[–]SirAuron 11 points12 points ago

This may sound crazy, but there may be a chance of new people joining Reddit since then.

[–]RandomFlotsam 2 points3 points ago

I know, tell me about it!

[–]Mexicore42 20 points21 points ago

I remember that repost. Good times.

[–]Apterygiformes 18 points19 points ago

This repost is how I know Halloween is coming :D

[–]Clarkzz 7 points8 points ago

WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 53 points54 points ago

[–]Rubernstein 95 points96 points ago

They sounded much better in the gif..

[–]Dazedinc 66 points67 points ago

'Running is not good'. I hope I never end up like that dad.

[–]greenxxmachine 17 points18 points ago

Fun killer!

[–]lowtone94 4 points5 points ago

Spaßbremse!

[–]iswearihavenomoney 10 points11 points ago

Well the costume started falling apart. He wasn't being an ass, he was just saying running isn't good while wearing the costumes.

[–]ErnoRubikwasasaint 11 points12 points ago

Why? He built those costumes for his daughters and doesn't want to see them destroyed. Nothing wrong with that.

[–]GadTheCreator 3 points4 points ago

"Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"

[–]soullessgingerfck 24 points25 points ago

That's the lesson. You can't go crazy with these things

[–]electricmice 4 points5 points ago

heres the lesson. fuck you old guy.

[–]Tokugawa 83 points84 points ago

[–]UCanJustBuyLabCoats 55 points56 points ago

This would work much better if they were wearing rollerblades.

[–]Delta_Pavonis 20 points21 points ago

I can see that going very wrong.

[–]Mjt2008 63 points64 points ago

I'm so confused

[–]partanimal 66 points67 points ago

There are three people in the gif. the guy with the camera, and two girls.

The "people" abducting the girls are the costumes. The girls' legs are doing the running; fake legs are sticking out of the girls' torsos.

[–]SlickTricks 89 points90 points ago

Then who was other camera?

[–]ch00d 83 points84 points ago

Phone. Phone was other camera.

[–]ImPhone 89 points90 points ago

No I wasn't.

[–]IVIoosh 25 points26 points ago

[–]uncletex 1 point2 points ago

But, who is dog?

[–]on_the_redpill 13 points14 points ago

I'm disappointed in reddit today

[–]burrito_brother 9 points10 points ago

You're not the only one.

[–]AndThenThereWasMeep 24 points25 points ago

It's just a woman standing straight up. The legs of the guy are the woman's and the body is, of course, also the woman's. The LEGS of the MAN's however, are the woman's.

[–]Crossfixio 12 points13 points ago

Thank you. Seriously I was lost thinking man those dudes are strong and those girls have some strong stomach muscles. Now I fit into the recent post of what dumb thing did you think was real until you realized...smh @ me

[–]jimx117 9 points10 points ago

...aaaand I've gone cross-eyed.

[–]lulu114 11 points12 points ago

This reminds me of this gif.

[–]CoyoteStark 28 points29 points ago

[–]EN0NYM0US 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Are people complaining about this repost going to pop up every halloween?

[–]lol_squared 2 points3 points ago

Those kids are old enough now to be kidnapping people themselves.

[–]brachburton 5 points6 points ago

Go to top all time of /r/gifs, find good gif, take and post on /r/funny, instant karma

[–]Toastman04 0 points1 point ago

I just see a bunch of stupid kids running around.

[–]RageCageRunner 2 points3 points ago

I did this last year and can confirm that it makes you look like you're having buttsex with someone at all times.

[–]MemeBot420 1 point2 points ago

has it been a year already?

[–]fullmetaladdict 2 points3 points ago

Their skinny jean girl legs are distracting. Pants need to be switched.

[–]Indieindie85 0 points1 point ago

Those rapists have some skinny-ass legs.

[–]NyannyNyan 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit. When I first simply clicked the link (didn't see title), I just disregarded it as guys holding girls and running around in a weird loop. Me and my sister got a little "wtf are they doing?" chuckle.

Just now I went to /r/all and saw the link. Clicked it, again without seeing the title. "Oh. I already saw this" Closed tab. Sees title. Waaaaaait.. Reopens tab. Is that.. Nooo.. that can't be.. LOL IT IS.

[–]nommytorton 0 points1 point ago

Alright, I can jerk it to this.

[–]netraven5000 2 points3 points ago

Those kidnappers are wearing girl pants! How are they able to run?

[–]Tewcool2000 4 points5 points ago

Really? No one remembers this repost?

[–]SamWilber 2 points3 points ago

I'm honestly surprised. Ive seen it at least 3 times.

[–]hockeyfan69 4 points5 points ago

This is fucking awesome and creative!

[–]romantic_boy 3 points4 points ago

Repost 2 years in a row.

[–]GoodLuckAtTheGame 3 points4 points ago

My first thought was, "Why are two Easy Es kidnapping those people?"

[–]crispyinc 3 points4 points ago

Im stoned and that took me ages to figure out.