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[–]makohiro 299 points300 points ago

My first reaction was ".. fucking makeup.. MAGIC"

[–]JakJakAttacks 83 points84 points ago

Fuckin' makeup. How does it work?

[–]makohiro 23 points24 points ago

Nobel prize stuff .. ill never know!

[–]typtyphus 32 points33 points ago

guy comes in girl comes out.

[–]skyman724 36 points37 points ago

AND THAT'S HOW TEH BABBEH HAPPEN!

[–]mitt-romney 3 points4 points ago

NO WAI?!

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡/(.o. /)

FUCK YOU ROMNEY!

[–]FuriousGorilla 9 points10 points ago

You can't explain it.

[–]crimson127 13 points14 points ago

and I don't wanna talk to no scientist, y'all motherfuckers lyin' and gettin me pissed

[–]Caedus_Vao 3 points4 points ago

Violent Jay and Shaggy2Dope can ACTUALLY answer that questuon.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 2 points3 points ago

BB cream and concealer friend, shit's a magic potion of cream and SPF

[–]mumbly__joe 1 point2 points ago

i do not know. But, is she off to a rainbow party?

[–]R0mme1 13 points14 points ago

"repost"

[–]Shnazzyone 3 points4 points ago

Seriously a repost from 6 days ago. People can't even wait anymore. My only Solace is the OP's original attempt didn't make it this far.

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/ejeOg

[–]OptimusRhym3 9 points10 points ago

My first reaction was boobs. I must say they look quite nice.

[–]Scrauz 2 points3 points ago

This is why I stay away from women who are obsessed with applying makeup or are too afraid to leave the house without some on.

False advertising.

[–]PraetorianFury 22 points23 points ago

Your hand is infinitely more honest.

[–]johnxreturn 2 points3 points ago

Really? Because mine was "... BOOBS ... MAGIC!"

[–]ikinone 1 point2 points ago

More to do with the drawn back chin, glasses, hairstyle, and tshirt instead of bra.

[–]conrad98 0 points1 point ago

No way. Those two girls are the same person??? That IS magic because I still cant tell.

[–]thenotsojollyrancher -5 points-4 points ago

My first reaction was "boobs"

[–]Respondir 102 points103 points ago

I liked the comments from this post better when it was uploaded to /r/GirlGamers .

[–]imbrizzle 91 points92 points ago

I went and looked it up and it's just girls talking about eating potato chips that fell between their boobs.

[–]chessie 117 points118 points ago

This is a crucial part of gaming as a girl.

[–]IHateHumans 49 points50 points ago

TIL Boobs are the perfect food catcher.

[–]Late_80s 50 points51 points ago

The best part is when you forget and find a snack later.

Source: boobs and popcorn.

[–]IHateHumans 19 points20 points ago

Must be confusing if you ate something while you were really drunk.

"Oh god, how much did I drink last night? Wait...is that, how did I get baked beans into my shirt?"

[–]skyman724 9 points10 points ago

You might want to do a poop check if they're black beans.

[–]wiithepiiple 1 point2 points ago

Why don't you just skip the middle man and pour the whole popcorn bag into your boobs. You have to be at Cheetos level of "I don't give a fuck", but your spilled popcorn will go right where it was.

[–]milkasaurous 0 points1 point ago

Whenever my girlfriend is eating something that I want but I'm too lazy to go and get some...I just wait for her to finish and eat the second helping she has in her bra.

[–]Cyberslasher 7 points8 points ago

Bibs are just a lesser form of boobs.

[–]just_wrong 3 points4 points ago

I don't get why evolution haven't equipped at least one of the sexes with both boobs and beards. I mean, some times my beard just can't catch all the food. I would be better off with some knockers catching the rest.

[–]IHateHumans 6 points7 points ago

Of course, you'd want them only for food, right?

[–]just_wrong 7 points8 points ago

Obviously.

[–]wiithepiiple 3 points4 points ago

If you need 2 food catchers, you generally evolve man-boobs.

[–]GypsyCrab 1 point2 points ago

because if you had a beard and boobs you might find females irrelevant.

[–]ryopwns 0 points1 point ago

I've seen some pretty lumberjacky-lookin women in my day...

[–]MystiqueFox 5 points6 points ago

They are also great as a table for soda cans and chip bowls. At least, that's what I do with mine :/

[–]tofagerl 1 point2 points ago

This is why we men had to invent the tie. Of course, it only really works with soup...

[–]Pythosblaze 1 point2 points ago

I put a bag of chips between my boobs while I game. It's easily accessible and keeps the bag open, plus, no chips dropped in the bra!

[–]IHateHumans 7 points8 points ago

Now I'm just jealous. All I have is this stupid penis.

[–]terranq 0 points1 point ago

Donut holder!

[–]BrivModan 0 points1 point ago

[–]DaymanMaster0fKarate 3 points4 points ago

I'm a guy and I have this problem as well. Except I also have chest hair to contend with.

[–]Vouk73 0 points1 point ago

Or as a fat dude.

[–]CharlestonChewbacca 0 points1 point ago

No. No, no, no no no! All the greasy controllers! D:

[–]_TheFifth_ 5 points6 points ago

Motorboating perks! "yyyeeeaahhh! boobs, still awesome... OOoo, a potatochip!" ::nomnom::

[–]hubertwojnar 153 points154 points ago

You could have at least wait a week before reposting something . . . .

[–]beager[!] 79 points80 points ago

Nope, with new once-daily fast-acting Reposta, one dose gives you 24-hour relief, so you can post the same shit the very next day. Talk to your doctor to see if Reposta is right for you.

[–]IHateHumans 26 points27 points ago

Side effects may include: Bleeding from the ears, nausea, vomiting, headaches, bleeding from the rectum, internal bleeding, loss of hair, sex change, turning into a cow, death, and negative karma.

[–]DeathTheLast 14 points15 points ago

You forgot "itchy, watery eyes" and "low resale value on your home."

[–]elebrin 1 point2 points ago

What about Dry Mouth?

[–]milkasaurous 0 points1 point ago

For dry, red eyes...Clear Eyes is a hit...

[–]JessNurden 22 points23 points ago

Teeth.. such straight teeth!

Has nobody else noticed this!!!

[–]Treeake 6 points7 points ago

no, no one has - you are special.

[–]typtyphus -4 points-3 points ago

that post reminded, no, the whole subreddit reminded me of the "I got offended" youtube clip

[–]Hbaz09 20 points21 points ago

are we really going to pretend this is about makeup and not just the absurd faces she's making in the bottom row? C'mon people...

also this did make me grin.

[–]typtyphus 88 points89 points ago

pff, she's but a mere console peasant

[–]kabab2 90 points91 points ago

Guhawff guhawff , the rabble actually believe they are having fun!! How amusing! Pardons my good chap I need to download some mods for Skyrim and play them all on ultimate settings

[–]DeLoRtEd1 28 points29 points ago

Ahuh, ahuh, good sir, might I say, only ultimate? Not "crystalline"?

[–]DaymanMaster0fKarate 31 points32 points ago

Hush, we musn't let the peons get a whiff of that veiled glory.

[–]billthelawmaker 7 points8 points ago

what's that m'lord?

[–]DaymanMaster0fKarate 1 point2 points ago

Nothing. Now empty my chamber pot in the privvy.

[–]tigernmas 1 point2 points ago

Only lowborns say m'lord.

[–]kabab2 4 points5 points ago

Suh you have disrespected mah onna, I demand satisfaction,

TF2 demo man caber fight at dawn, or be you yella

[–]funkme1ster 20 points21 points ago

You know, the problem with the console peasant class is quite simple.

They just don't see...

...

The Big Picture.

QUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!

[–]HaydenTheFox 0 points1 point ago

Yes, quite. May I request the tippiest of hat tips?

[–]typtyphus 0 points1 point ago

Hardly news.

Why would one want to buy a console controller, and not just a controller?

[–]psychonavigator 6 points7 points ago

Because the xbox360 gamepad is (IMO) the best goddamned controller on the planet.

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 1 point2 points ago

..Why not? Also, many games have turn-key XBOX/PS3 game controls that may not recognize generic USB controllers or work as well (I've had trouble with joysticks in the past).

[–]typtyphus 1 point2 points ago

I would only use a joystick for flight games.

unless..... it's an arcade joystick

also, price between gamepad and console gamepad. But if I have to be honest, if I had that arcade stick, I wouldn't even bother with a gamepad. Now I know what I want for christmas

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 1 point2 points ago

Oh my fucking derp, I'm talking about the thumb joysticks that every game controller after 2000 has.

[–]typtyphus 0 points1 point ago

My mistake.

but, that's rather sad, that other controller have such poor drivers, or are constructed poorly.

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 0 points1 point ago

Logitechs are usually pretty good, but cost about the same as wired XBOX/PS3 controllers. Also, consoles have exclusives, FYI, so you can always buy a console for an exclusive and use the controller on your PC.

[–]Elshar 7 points8 points ago

I have a gamer wife. Pretty much this.

[–]queenmisfits 4 points5 points ago

Thats the same girl?? O_o

[–]BrokenYozeff 7 points8 points ago

Is that the same person on the top and bottom? If so wp... wp.

[–]TGiFallen 38 points39 points ago

wp... wp.

White Power?

[–]JefferyFrank 17 points18 points ago

Wank Position?

[–]silentmunky 2 points3 points ago

Man the harpoon.

[–]hasbridge 13 points14 points ago

Well Played.

[–]BrokenYozeff 10 points11 points ago

All answers besides White Power work for this one.

[–]MachEnergy 3 points4 points ago

False. Nobody actually games with the chatpad plugged in. The new center of gravity makes it physically impossible.

[–]chaos2011 4 points5 points ago

I do every time.

[–]mynameisparrish 3 points4 points ago

Same here. In fact my chat pad doesn't even type anymore and I still use it. I prefer the added weight.

[–]BWC_semaJ 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I recently got a chat pad and it threw me off a bit from video games but I'm slowly getting use to it.

[–]mynameisparrish 1 point2 points ago

You'll get so used to it you'll hate playing without it.

[–]milkasaurous 0 points1 point ago

Word...if I take mine off for some reason, I feel like I'm going to accidentally toss the controller through the roof when I pick it up.

[–]tumescentpie -1 points0 points ago

When I was a console peasant I used to too, but then again I also played with the original Xbox controller.

You know what they say about guys with big hands...

We can use big controllers.

[–]Aetheist 35 points36 points ago

Why is the bottom row a guy?

[–]hall31605 26 points27 points ago

She has her hair up and no makeup

[–]Fluxxed0 101 points102 points ago

Bottom row is the same guy as the top row.

[–]fearsofgun 77 points78 points ago

TIL I like guys

[–]FapMasterSlick 0 points1 point ago

with tits.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 14 points15 points ago

You know what a girl really looks like when she's gaming?

Well, you shouldn't--focus on the damn screen before that bad guy shoots your ass.

Drool later, game now.

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[–]ruinercollector 6 points7 points ago

haha! girls are for fapping over! amiriteguyz?

[–]RikuKat 0 points1 point ago

I have a terrible habit of getting so zoned into the game I leave my mouth hanging open like a zombie. Of course, I didn't realize this until I decided to stream. -_- Now I get paranoid about leaving my mouth open.

[–]Vahnya 2 points3 points ago

Seriously, what's with the influx of Tumblr posts making it to reddit?

[–]farmthis 2 points3 points ago

These are possibly the shittiest comments I've ever seen on a repost.

[–]Stormsailor 2 points3 points ago

Haha that death face. Perfect. The actual death face btw. My gf just gets too angry after 3 deaths and has to take a break.

[–]TyrionLannister2012 0 points1 point ago

Except they don't. I don't know a single human that makes retarded faces like that when gaming. The majority just have disgusting looks of frustration. This should be titled what people in videogame ads look like when not playing videogames.

[–]Dudethulhu 0 points1 point ago

You should see my game face..I can't game with friends half the time because if I get caught up in it and forgot I start making a derp face like that. I've strained muscles in my neck because of how derped my face is.

[–]Nighshade586 1 point2 points ago

My game face is just deadpan, lips slightly pursed when focused, when doing well there's a slight smirk, and when I die it generally goes like this.

character dies "Bullshit..." (with a little smile of bemusement)

*edit: guy here.

[–]Thatguy6664 6 points7 points ago

Does anyone actually act like second row while playing? I think that's the less realistic thing here.

[–]DaymanMaster0fKarate 23 points24 points ago

You do it, you just don't realize it.

[–]JIGGLYbellyPUFF 7 points8 points ago

especially when dying...especially.

[–]Thatguy6664 -4 points-3 points ago

No...

[–]hammertimebustamove 5 points6 points ago

Oh, you didn't see it when my 54 Hardcore Monk died on Diablo the other day. I was the last panel x 1000. :( People rage while playing vidya games all the time.

[–]kimau97 3 points4 points ago

I think it was supposed to be a comedic hyperbole...but, as a female, I will say I'm known for getting pretty violent during some drunken super smash or mario kart with friends.

[–]rampantdissonance 0 points1 point ago

Bottom right is definitely my dropped-an-uber face.

[–]milkasaurous 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend makes some pretty interesting faces while yelling at Lydia for getting in her way while she's trying to light a cave bear on fire...

[–]Kodyak -3 points-2 points ago

Either I'm fucking insane or everyone else is fucking retarded.. I guess it's not possible to sit fucking still and play video-games instead of flailing around like a fucking idiot because you died. Actually, I've never met anyone that plays like the second one, the first one seems more plausible, sitting half-naked playing a game comfortably etc..

[–]Thatguy6664 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, I might laugh and stuff but never freak out like people say they do. And in my experience most female gamers act the same way guys do.

[–]ZeamaysHusker 3 points4 points ago

It's not easy to farm bot with a controller.

[–]yazan112 0 points1 point ago

bitches be missing all that CS. report sivir BG noob.

[–]coilla 4 points5 points ago

I don't care if this is a repost, I haven't seen it before. I like it because I keep wanting to post something like this but I don't have enough confidence to do so....also TIL /r/girlgamers exist and I should probably look into that :)

[–]EquinsuOcha 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, only saw boobs.

[–]drofnasleinad -1 points0 points ago

Cool repost, bro.

[–]mitchyman 0 points1 point ago

I know I should be looking at the girl, but I'm wondering if her controller is a Gears of War 3 one 0_0

[–]TheVoices297 0 points1 point ago

It's just fucking pacman. Chill out people

[–]The_Grim_Sleaper 1 point2 points ago

I guess i shouldn't be surprised at all the shallow and rude comments in this post. you guys don't seem to realize the screwed up faces she is making in both the second pictures, even without make up i think she is attractive. AND she is playing video games, which means even hotter!

[–]leonchance1911 0 points1 point ago

Gears of War controller i like your style

[–]3_Martini_Lunch 0 points1 point ago

[–]not_that_dark_knight 0 points1 point ago

I loved this post. I laughed... Alot. The office are now giving me strange looks.

Care factor

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

The original redditor only posted this a few days ago

[–]LeonimuZ -1 points0 points ago

And this my friends is why you don't judge a book by it's cover.

[–]creepergirl 0 points1 point ago

Dont see the difference. LOL cute

[–]TreeRifik 0 points1 point ago

Why would you ruin the illusion....

[–]Lady_Hawke 0 points1 point ago

as a girl, this is how it is.

[–]asharwood 0 points1 point ago

You ruined the magic of watching girl gamers. I hate you.

[–]OneFinalEffort 0 points1 point ago

I like your shirt.

[–]WhTEi_AR 0 points1 point ago

holy shit JP cleans up good.

[–]Uberschwanz 1 point2 points ago

but the bottom one isn't even a girl

[–]omgpokemans 12 points13 points ago

The frontpage of 'r/GirlGamers' which I know EVERYONE subs to

/s

[–]wuchii -4 points-3 points ago

which then made it to the top of ALL pages. which is where i saw it.

[–]darkpaladin 3 points4 points ago

I don't look at /r/all, I have a delightful little setup where I only see the subreddits I subscribe to. I.e. I haven't seen this (although that doesn't make it any less stupid).

[–]AuronJ90 1 point2 points ago

On a different subreddit, one that I personally don't subscribe to so I did not see it. I don't have a problem with the guy posting it here but he should have marked it as a cross-post.

[–]Revived 0 points1 point ago

THANK YOU I WILL UPVOTE THIS AS WELL.

[–]count_chockula -2 points-1 points ago

Don't ruin it for me!! Every girl on xbox live is a former playboy model.

[–]Avernus7 9 points10 points ago

Oh and they are also all totally girls....

/keep believing

[–]IHateHumans 0 points1 point ago

I always love when my fellow guy gamers get so distracted and worked up when a chick is in the lobby. I usually will ask if they are a chick, only to rule out that they aren't some 10 year old kid. Then, I pay no mind to them.

I've actually be bitched out by a guy and a girl online once because I called this chick out on her bullshit. She was sitting there, on the mic, talking to someone on the phone. I asked her to mute the mic so we all didn't have to listen to her yapping away. She started talking shit to me, telling me if I didn't like it I could leave. Then, her dude friend started calling me an asshole. I of course retaliated, telling them that muting your mic isn't that fucking hard. I mean, I just wanted to play the game and not have to listen to someone talk non-stop on the phone, fuck me right?

[–]Mrscabbitual -1 points0 points ago

cool story bro

[–]PurplePasta 1 point2 points ago

Super agreement right here! AND I love the contrast between the top row and the bottom row! I don't remember a single time I've ever looked that good gaming!

[–]rothweih 0 points1 point ago

I really like you username.

[–]Sleep45 1 point2 points ago

I like the top 2.

[–]martinmlaw -2 points-1 points ago

Downvote because repost.

[–]crossower 0 points1 point ago

You must downvote a lot, then?

[–]martinmlaw 0 points1 point ago

Sure do.

[–]panduuh 0 points1 point ago

This wasn't even that funny when it was posted last week.

[–]notthatguyyouknow -1 points0 points ago

...My penis has never been so confused.

[–]coraleaterlinda 1 point2 points ago

Not shown: hurling the controller at the wall when you start dying repeatedly

[–]themauwinator -2 points-1 points ago

Who honestly gives a fuck if you're a girl gamer. Stop attention whoring.

[–]Ampleslacks -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks for the repost, doooooouche

[–]iSwag -2 points-1 points ago

Apparently reddit is full of forensic experts but I refuse to believe that those pictures are of the same individual.

[–]souv 0 points1 point ago

let me just show you my cleavage guys lol im not an attention whore ~gamer gurl~ or anything zelda is the girl

[–]great_gape 0 points1 point ago

So they turn into fat ambiguous men?

[–]Fenix_VI -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit... makeup FTW..

[–]YourMomSaidHi -2 points-1 points ago

I like the first girl. She seems nice. Don't like the lesbian much

[–]MisSigsFan -3 points-2 points ago

i like the first one better.

[–]RzK -1 points0 points ago

Took me a while to realize the one at the bottom is a girl

[–]thewander 0 points1 point ago

Awesome.

[–]Auroraei 0 points1 point ago

Repost. This was uploaded like 2 days ago.

[–]xSARGEx117x -2 points-1 points ago

Sivirbot... As in league of legends custom games sivirbot?

[–]brassninja -2 points-1 points ago

Eyup.

[–]whytofu -2 points-1 points ago

SB;DR

[–]doing-the-unstuck 0 points1 point ago

are these the same girl?

[–]Kingkronic -2 points-1 points ago

I hate repost, they should ban people for doing this shit.

[–]noobidiot -1 points0 points ago

Both are peasant console gamers.

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

I have grown to learn that the peasant console gamers don't like being called as such.

I've resorted to not doing so in order to try and keep some of my comment karma

[–]89733 -2 points-1 points ago

oh, so you're saying the person in the top isn't a girl? I see how it is.

[–]laxbroforlife12345 -2 points-1 points ago

Ur boobs r perfect

[–]Gnet20 -2 points-1 points ago

i really dont think shes that attractive like most girls karma whoreing with xbox controllers near there cleavage/