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[–]bringemdowneasy 208 points209 points ago

Your title is in the wrong order.

[–]marley88 24 points25 points ago

Sad Queen

Happy Queen

[–]Sniwolf 1 point2 points ago

Darn you beating me by 18 minutes.

[–]Speaking-of-segues 89 points90 points ago

YOU'RE out of order

[–]CrazyDiamond77 51 points52 points ago

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER. THEY'RE OUT OF ORDER. THE WHOLE TRIAL IS OUT OF ORDER.

[–]vitorizzo 27 points28 points ago

OBJECTION

[–]vsal 22 points23 points ago

LOUDDDD! NOISSSESSSSSS!

[–]Rent-a-badger 9 points10 points ago

I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT.

[–]lilshawn 9 points10 points ago

DOESN'T MATTER!!!! JUST KEEP YELLING!!!!

[–]otteraddict 1 point2 points ago

I LOVE LAMP

[–]lilshawn 1 point2 points ago

LAVALAMP!!!!

[–]jeffAA 1 point2 points ago

[–]DJAshian 2 points3 points ago

WHAT DOES THAT LINK MEAN?!?!???!!!?!?!

[–]Mmarti5 -1 points0 points ago

Is that song in final fantasy 7?

[–]BenjiBlakeway 6 points7 points ago

[–]everred 0 points1 point ago

Your honor, the defense strenuously objects

[–]eyereport 0 points1 point ago

Your honor, the defense sensually objects

[–]itsalejandreezy 0 points1 point ago

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ORDER!

[–]Antimattre 0 points1 point ago

OUT OF ORDER??? DAMMIT nothing works even in the future!!

[–]eyereport 0 points1 point ago

Hold your horses, pal. This is bird law. There are rules.

[–]runsoutofspace 0 points1 point ago

Turn in your badge and your gun! You're off the case, bringemdowneasy!

[–]AgentWashingtub 0 points1 point ago

I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!

[–]Steverbeaver14 0 points1 point ago

No no no, his picture is in the wrong order, that brought you down easy, right?

[–]xSARGEx117x -1 points0 points ago

[–]gustaphus -1 points0 points ago

They both look like sad lincoln to me.

[–]elnino2k10 58 points59 points ago

[–]Panhead369 23 points24 points ago

[–]alltwo147 2 points3 points ago

[–]V-Tonic -2 points-1 points ago

Kaspersky doesn't like that link.

[–]whiteknives -1 points0 points ago

Panhead369 lies! There was no bread.

[–]SOCIALCRITICISM -1 points0 points ago

the people who interject between the dimmy episodes are so unfunny

[–]americafan23 10 points11 points ago

[–]LongBelwas 4 points5 points ago

Ahhaha yes, I was hoping someone would post these.

[–]Scarbane 1 point2 points ago

Damn it, I can't afford to laugh out loud again in front of this professor.

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

Hi, I'm Abey Wincon. I need yo moneh to beat da Confedacee.

[–]CraZy_M 28 points29 points ago

Well I now know what I'M doing with every five dollar bill I get for the rest of my life.

[–]Dango_LXIX 11 points12 points ago

You can do it with any bill with a face. Fold vertically through each eye so it points forward, find the halfway point between the eyes and fold again so a line goes down between them.

[–]gravoxus 8 points9 points ago

It works best using Mao's face on chinese money.

Sad Mao cracks me up every time.

[–]statusisnotquo 12 points13 points ago

For those interested:

Sad Mao

Happy Mao

[–]pdzc 11 points12 points ago

looks more like "normal mao" - "evil mao"

[–]vitorizzo 4 points5 points ago

i checked my monopoly game i dont see that money there

[–]Bootsanator 0 points1 point ago

Works pretty damn well on my Korean money as well. Always a good time.

[–]imanygirl 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. This will keep me amused for hours. Not hours.

[–]deterra 0 points1 point ago

It works with Canadian fivers too.

[–]Kithsander 17 points18 points ago

Read this to the tune of Soft Kitty from the Big Bang Theory.

[–]andthentherewasderp -2 points-1 points ago

i thought i was the only one

[–]thatguyinconverse -3 points-2 points ago

You're not allowed to like that show here on reddit. At least keep it to yourself, you disgusting pig.

[–]arsenale 3 points4 points ago

From happy to sad, Lincoln is easily... convertible.

http://www.remarkablecars.com/main/lincoln/1967-lincoln-001-1.jpg

[–]tucky_duck 13 points14 points ago

The happy Lincoln looks like Daniel Craig.

[–]FaultyWires 6 points7 points ago

Whoa. I came here to post "Sad Lincoln, Daniel Craig"

[–]INsanEWay 3 points4 points ago

How could you take my post from me.... -.- (4 hours early....)

[–]Gay_The_Musical 1 point2 points ago

Or maybe even John Entwistle.

[–]MNJW 0 points1 point ago

I came to say Pete Townsend. Fuckin weird man.

[–]pluckydame 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking Alec Baldwin.

[–]dj_polymath 9 points10 points ago

Sad Lincoln bears a striking resemblance to Tard (grumpy cat).

[–]Dumrauf28 0 points1 point ago

Exactly.

[–]youngscholar92 2 points3 points ago

Happy Lincoln is making the "I just farted face"....Sad Lincoln is making the "and a little bit came out face"

[–]mc10232 6 points7 points ago

Sad Lincoln kinda looks like grumpy cat

[–]madycat123 1 point2 points ago

Happy Lincoln, sad Lincoln, purr, purr, purr.

Edit for capitalization!

[–]weatherx 5 points6 points ago

"not bad" Lincoln and "oh stop it, you" Lincoln

[–]Konohasappy 2 points3 points ago

Purr purr purr

[–]SonOfAnItalian 2 points3 points ago

Soft Lincoln, Warm Lincoln, Little Ball of Fur, Happy Lincoln, Sleepy Kitty, Purr Purr Purr.

[–]keekstar 2 points3 points ago

This was in an episode of Strangers with Candy. <3 young Stephen Colbert

[–]ChuckYeah 1 point2 points ago

[–]unused-username 1 point2 points ago

Happy Lincoln reminds me of Bill Cosby

[–]falco-holic 1 point2 points ago

Happy Lincoln just opened a box of Jell-O Pudding Pops.

[–]physep 0 points1 point ago

works just fine with a dollar for you budget conscious folks *eidt: Trick is to form that trough with the creases passing through the corners of the mouth and the iris in the eyes.

[–]BillTheKill 1 point2 points ago

Sad Lincoln looks like Kurtwood Smith.

[–]kevinc69 5 points6 points ago

Happy Lincoln looks like Pete Townsend.

[–]PaperSalsa 4 points5 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking...

[–]rickycons 2 points3 points ago

Sad Lincoln looks like Bill Hader

[–]JustMayonnaisePlease 0 points1 point ago

i tried to do this but then i realized i was poor and don't have 5 bucks

[–]Scarbane 0 points1 point ago

Are you a hobo on Reddit at a public library?

[–]JustMayonnaisePlease 0 points1 point ago

no im a lazy jobless college student who mooches off his friends and parents. also whats a Pubilic Librarey?

[–]cfunkadelic 0 points1 point ago

Derp Lincoln.

[–]clamdever 1 point2 points ago

too soon.

[–]Voight_ -1 points0 points ago

Before slaves were emancipated.

After slaves were emancipated.

[–]TallMadi -1 points0 points ago

Sad Lincoln looks like the unamused cat. Someone please put those two together. I'm stuck at work.

[–]jbond66 1 point2 points ago

More like. "Not bad" Lincoln.

[–]FelixTRX 0 points1 point ago

Sad Lincoln IS Red Foreman from That 70's Show!

[–]AntiCamper -1 points0 points ago

I imagine the happy Lincoln talking like the mad hatter

[–]wearthathat 0 points1 point ago

Every five dollar bill I come across now is going to be filled with emotion

[–]buzzkill_aldrin 0 points1 point ago

Apparently I am incredibly easily amused. Spent a few minutes folding and flipping a $5 bill back and forth like that.

[–]Kristic74 0 points1 point ago

I remember when I learned about visual perspective.

[–]CrazyDiamond77 0 points1 point ago

Sad Lincoln looks like Jeff Winger. Happy Lincoln looks like Roger Waters.

[–]E10DIN 0 points1 point ago

sad lincoln happy lincoln*

[–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

Badass lookin hair-line for sad Lincoln

[–]crying_about_gfwl 0 points1 point ago

Happy Lincoln is just Faaaabuullouuusss

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Now I can be a hipster and say I knew how to do this before it was cool. Thanks!

[–]vitorizzo 0 points1 point ago

CONSPIRACY!!!

[–]rabbitcfh 1 point2 points ago

More like Grumpy Lincoln, Fabulous Lincoln

[–]gH0o5T 0 points1 point ago

Sad Lincoln, Happy Lincoln*

[–]Color_blinded 0 points1 point ago

So just spent 5 minutes of my time playing with Lincoln, and even started saying "Happy. Sad. Happy. Sad." in my empty office.

After that, I spent the next 10 minutes showing all my co-workers the various mood swings that Abraham tends to suffer through while in my possession. I hate Tuesdays.

[–]Nik100o 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else notice that the serial numbers on both the bills are the same?

[–]ando710 1 point2 points ago

More like "Not bad..." Lincoln and "Oh you!" Lincoln

[–]theearthvolta 1 point2 points ago

First one looks like Bill Hader.

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point ago

Are you fucking kidding me? I've know about this for at least the past 10 years...I never would have thought this would have been worth 1500+ karma. I'd like a mulligan please.

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 0 points1 point ago

mentally deranged Lincoln?

[–]bcgroom 0 points1 point ago

Silly Lincoln being high should not be your happiness

[–]9460510 0 points1 point ago

lincoln was bipolar?

[–]Ebelglorg 0 points1 point ago

Didn't you hear on Askreddit? Abe Lincoln was a faggot.

[–]RichFolk 0 points1 point ago

"Other than that Mrs Lincoln... Did you enjoy the show?"

[–]GamingAssassin 0 points1 point ago

Maybe Lincoln was just drunk.

[–]NikkoTheGreeko 0 points1 point ago

David Duchovny on the bottom

[–]Nik_Nak 0 points1 point ago

I went to go do this but the biggest bill I have is a single. Sad Washington just looks constipated.

[–]PrimaryLupine 0 points1 point ago

This was my "2 a.m. at Denny's" trick for the longest time. Best times were finding the people that were dosed on LSD and would freak out, then just stare at their $5 bill for the next hour.

[–]FuturamaSucksBalls -1 points0 points ago

How are there so many people who didn't know about this?

[–]Llonk 0 points1 point ago

Brace yourselves! The folding monies are coming...

[–]diewlayy 0 points1 point ago

Happy Lincoln is at least a [6]

[–]jacq_willow 0 points1 point ago

Just tried it with a 20 (AU). It's hilarious with anyone's face! :D

[–]FionaTheHuman 0 points1 point ago

My husband showed me this a few weeks back and for some reason sad Lincoln struck me as hilarious. I laughed for 20 minutes straight, and no, I was not high

[–]one-eleven 0 points1 point ago

I hear that's what Daniel Day-Lewis looked at to get into character.

[–]FourForTen 0 points1 point ago

Just the other week, my cousin showed me this trick on a 100 RMB bank note. Happy Mao in particular looked really creepy.

[–]awsome9000 0 points1 point ago

I did this with a Swedish 20-kronors bill, with Selma Lagerlöf (a late Swedish author), like a year ago. And you're telling me that if I just posted the pictures here, I would've been gifted with heaps of karma? Maaan...

[–]jamesd2011 0 points1 point ago

It's almost like slavery wasn't so bad after all. Oh, and I'm black so it's ok that I said that.

[–]CountryRoads8 0 points1 point ago

"Four score and seven years ago some stuff happened, I don't know it just doesn't seem to matter anymore..." -Sad Lincoln

[–]TheBeaverRetriever -1 points0 points ago

UGH IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE 10 YEARS

[–]ana3097 0 points1 point ago

Happy Lincoln looks like a schoolgirl thinking of her crush.

[–]OgGorrilaKing 0 points1 point ago

"Four score and seven years ago, I had fun. It was terrible."

[–]epicaddict 1 point2 points ago

Soft Lincoln,
Warm Lincoln,
Little ball of fur,

Happy Lincoln,
Sleepy Lincoln,
Purr, Purr, Purr.

[–]richgirl7899 0 points1 point ago

lol exactly what i was thinking when i read it

[–]10aciousTed 0 points1 point ago

Legolos- "Would you like me to find you a box?"

[–]gen_iroh 0 points1 point ago

God dammit, now that awesome thing I do has become a Reddit thing.

[–]iced327 0 points1 point ago

Grumpy Lincoln cat?

[–]stevenfrijoles 0 points1 point ago

You idiot, that's not Sad Lincoln and Happy Lincoln, that's Sad Simon Cowell and Happy Agent Mulder.

[–]mewsick26 0 points1 point ago

Soft Lincoln, Warm Lincoln, Little ball of Law, Happy Lincoln, Sleepy Lincoln, Blah, Blah, Blah

[–]reformingfeature 0 points1 point ago

What is this, Japan? WE DON'T READ UPSIDE DOWN HERE!

[–]reddit_user13 1 point2 points ago

More like not bad Lincoln.

[–]cbearski 0 points1 point ago

oh, you!

[–]EmbarrassingMother 1 point2 points ago

Teeheehee.

[–]xTreeLine 0 points1 point ago

Mentally retarded Lincoln

[–]Barrethical 0 points1 point ago

Oh, You!!

[–]Natasya95 0 points1 point ago

our money can't do that

[–]Bucketnoise 0 points1 point ago

Happy Lincoln looks like Pete Townsend

[–]bricksaber 1 point2 points ago

Totally retrded Lincoln, super Lincoln, drama Lincoln, big fat mama Lincoln... John Wilkes Booth

[–]nameismuggins 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see Confession Bear in Sad Lincoln?

[–]OFaholics 0 points1 point ago

More like Not Bad, Have an Upvote Lincoln.

[–]Albinos10 1 point2 points ago

Happy lincoln looks like Pete Townshend

[–]RedditINator70 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you!

[–]Scotteboy 0 points1 point ago

The top one looks like Conan O'brien

[–]Muffin_Woman 0 points1 point ago

Little ball of fur...

[–]edm39c 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who tried this after seeing it?

[–]al3x_b 0 points1 point ago

Happy Lincoln, sad Lincoln, little ball of fur...

[–]Bieber-hole_69 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does sad Lincoln look like Dwight Schrute?

[–]KingTyr 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love this...way more than I should. Thanks a lot, now when I get drunk enough to think this is a good idea I'm gonna embarrass myself in front of all my friends.

[–]Tubebaum 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like Grumpy Lincoln to me.

[–]duncanboy 0 points1 point ago

I think I just (screwed us all over right now

[–]BarelyIntelligible 0 points1 point ago

[–]papertygur 0 points1 point ago

SOMEONE PRINT OUT THE DISPLEASED CAT AND DO THIS. Or whatever it is called. Caps lock rage excitement.

[–]benzamen 0 points1 point ago

sad looks a bit like rainn wilson lol

[–]AJTbayBE 0 points1 point ago

is it just me, or does sad Lincoln look like Quentin Tarantino?

[–]Ruth4116 0 points1 point ago

Happy Lincoln looks like Pete townshend

[–]enojy 0 points1 point ago

This provides hilarious results in all denominations of bills. Well, up to $50. I'm not a drug dealer; I don't carry $100 bills.

Now I need to go warsh my hands.

[–]e8ghtmileshigh 0 points1 point ago

You don't need to double fold it for that effect. just fold it once down the middle of the portrait.

[–]BlinkyGirl 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else think that the happy Lincoln looks like "rape face Lincoln"?

[–]killagreen 0 points1 point ago

"not bad" lincoln

[–]sophierawrs 0 points1 point ago

The sad one looks more like a Not Bad Lincoln.

[–]ArmchairActivist 0 points1 point ago

If you had turned the notes so the light was not going across the fold, it would have been a much better picture. Why don't people think like this?

[–]JediMasterEvan5 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else think happy Lincoln looks like Pete Townshend...?

[–]Springheeljac 0 points1 point ago

More like anime Lincoln/ down syndrome Lincoln.

[–]fungiside 0 points1 point ago

this is amazing. I now have 24 dollars in my pocket that all have folds across the presidents faces.

[–]Phumos 0 points1 point ago

Goes to try this. No money.

[–]isaiahvanderhyden 1 point2 points ago

Bad luck me:

Post this two months ago; -34 karma

Whelp, I guess I should just go kill myself, nothing left to do here.

[–]PseudoFake 0 points1 point ago

How in the goddamn did you get -34 karma for post?

[–]isaiahvanderhyden 0 points1 point ago

I dunno. :'/