Portal Pumpkin

yumwafflez · 2012-10-09T16:56:32+00:00

Credit to the original creator:

http://neil.fraser.name/news/2010/10/28/

thirdfounder · 2012-10-09T16:02:28+00:00

a Reddit pumpkin carving competition has real potential.

bitwize · 2012-10-09T16:15:24+00:00

Kids: "Trick or treeeeeeeeat!"

Pumpkin: "Dispensing product."

Gutterblade · 2012-10-09T17:13:19+00:00

Repost level over 9000 -.- fuck off

magelanz · 2012-10-09T16:53:45+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Portal Pumpkin	28^coms	556^pts	1^hr	gaming
It's that time of year again =)	8^coms	68^pts	6^dys	gaming
i don't blame you	22^coms	353^pts	11^mos	pics
i don't blame you	206^coms	1405^pts	11^mos	gaming

source: karmadecay

Alternative title: "This didn't get enough love in r/pics" http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1175po/portal_pumpkin/

meijerbrantm · 2012-10-09T16:29:16+00:00

"I don't hate you."

ORION93 · 2012-10-09T16:09:20+00:00

I thought it was going to move... but it said gjf in the title and did not have a .gif extension.

Jadex9 · 2012-10-09T17:27:32+00:00

Furthermore, do these people not read comments before they upvote, I HATE that this shit constantly gets pushed to the front of R/Gaming.

Along with weekly Portal cakes, or the " Look at this piece of 15 year old electronic gaming tech that I found in Auschwitz, or my grandma remembered was in the trunk of her great aunts home, or that I bought for .7 Cents at a garage sale!!! "

The mods around here are so busy sucking dick as mods, that they have no more time to suck dick as mods.

atorpidmadness · 2012-10-09T16:02:52+00:00

You just took something I want to smash then made it look like something I am conditioned to want to smash even more.

That is like putting Nicki Minaj in a Justin Bieber costume.

brotherbond · 2012-10-09T15:55:33+00:00

Are you still there?

Aesop_Rocks · 2012-10-09T16:25:01+00:00

Did you make the legs out of an Erector set? Very cool!

toekneeg · 2012-10-09T16:11:24+00:00

If this actually transformed from a pumpkin into the turret, it would be the most awesomest awesome thing in the whole world.

kidbuu42 · 2012-10-09T16:22:40+00:00

So wheres the portal? Nice turret though!

marshmallowbob · 2012-10-09T18:07:57+00:00

If you're going to repost this for the tenth time, at least go and try to make your own version that is better.

matus2442 · 2012-10-09T16:33:58+00:00

Is that an erector set?

JesusChrist5 · 2012-10-09T16:35:13+00:00

Does it fire 60% more seed per seed? I THINK NOT!

friendly-atheist · 2012-10-09T16:35:59+00:00

Do the turrets fire the seeds? Because if they did, that would be awesome.

Randy_Manimal · 2012-10-09T16:43:49+00:00

Huh. Looks like Aperture outsources to Veridian Dynamics.

lisabadcat · 2012-10-09T16:47:14+00:00

Ok, so with that big power supply, it's gotta do more than just blink a few LEDs... Where is the movie?

live_wire_ · 2012-10-09T16:50:12+00:00

http://neil.fraser.name/news/2010/10/28/

Bazeleel · 2012-10-09T17:07:23+00:00

That is awesome!

jewboselecta · 2012-10-09T17:22:12+00:00

Please tell me what the toys used to build the structure is called because I had it when I was young and loved it, but can't remember the name.

Erilacity · 2012-10-09T17:25:04+00:00

Not gonna lie, if I saw that I would freak out, and promptly take the awesome red LED lights. Sorry.

Jadex9 · 2012-10-09T17:25:07+00:00

Oh look, its Portal again.

whatshouldi · 2012-10-09T17:26:36+00:00

And now you can grow a pet like plant that "PLAYS DEAD" when you Tickle It.

http://www.ticklemeplant.com

heartlesszio · 2012-10-09T17:35:19+00:00

meh, it's protal crap.

mkparker-1 · 2012-10-09T17:42:37+00:00

Also looks like Droideka Pumpkin

kerdon · 2012-10-09T17:43:42+00:00

So it begins...

Biwin · 2012-10-09T17:43:43+00:00

First you will be baked, and then there will be pie.

TrappedInOhio · 2012-10-09T17:47:55+00:00

Staggeringly brilliant. 10/10

LadyC143 · 2012-10-09T17:53:14+00:00

Yay! Portal pumpkin!

iDurr · 2012-10-09T18:01:11+00:00

undead_troll · 2012-10-09T18:04:04+00:00

thats the coolest pumpkin i ever seen

Dzhone · 2012-10-09T18:06:26+00:00

That's a lot of hard work for some kid to come by and smash the shit out of it...

Atario · 2012-10-09T18:07:09+00:00

Whoa, is that Erector stuff?

Noshing · 2012-10-09T18:14:03+00:00

I read the title as "Portalable Pumpkin" I thought, "Well this going to be cool?" and when I saw the picture, "I'm dumb...all pumpkins are portable but this one is...more portalable!"

Get-Downvoted-Bitch · 2012-10-09T18:14:47+00:00

How would you like a big ol' downvote bitch?

lifelite · 2012-10-09T18:17:18+00:00

I've had this pumpkin sitting in my photo's for about 2 years now...and it's just now getting on reddit?

BinaryGrind · 2012-10-09T18:19:38+00:00

The thumbnail totally looked like a turkey…

Saithic · 2012-10-09T18:27:11+00:00

How long until it rots out of curiosity?

paulbonerville · 2012-10-09T18:29:51+00:00

It looks like it lights up... I wanna see that!

Websler · 2012-10-09T18:29:57+00:00

God among men, god among men...

jaytorade · 2012-10-09T18:30:07+00:00

Someone probably beat me to it, but imagine setting that beside a "take one" bowl.

dookieface · 2012-10-09T18:30:35+00:00

i want one!

rebelreligion · 2012-10-09T18:33:26+00:00

And so obedient...

JarekBloodDragon · 2012-10-09T18:35:47+00:00

This was JUST posted a day or two ago. Fuck's sake people.

Lunchbox2208 · 2012-10-09T18:37:47+00:00

Oh look, this post again.... have a downvote.

Lochcelious · 2012-10-09T18:37:52+00:00

You monster.

mrtiddles · 2012-10-09T18:38:07+00:00

The real question is whether or not you can power GladOS with a pumpkin...

Does that make me a monster?

MysticalZelda · 2012-10-09T18:45:28+00:00

omygawd!

efratco6319 · 2012-10-09T18:55:57+00:00

Extremely useful for...

goliath1333 · 2012-10-09T18:56:48+00:00

<3 Erector Set

Pat1234567890 · 2012-10-09T18:57:52+00:00

That looks like it took a long time to make...

SkyrimV · 2012-10-09T18:58:46+00:00

I'm getting bored of Fan made portal things.

duchovny · 2012-10-09T19:13:22+00:00

Downvoted for making it your full-time job to spam reddit with reposts.

sudden_narcolepsy · 2012-10-09T19:15:39+00:00

Ugh, I'm pretty sure that I've

stantonbarbas · 2012-10-09T19:22:52+00:00

thumbnail looks like a sassy chicken

89rovi · 2012-10-09T19:44:19+00:00

Perfect, just in time for Halloween 2011.

llII · 2012-10-09T19:49:36+00:00

DAE le Portal?

parks_rec_90 · 2012-10-09T19:53:37+00:00

I'd take this over candy

righteousmoss · 2012-10-09T20:01:27+00:00

"Are you still there?"

Pumpkinjuice · 2012-10-09T20:09:19+00:00

yeah this sure wasn't posted last year around halloween ... :|

SquidgyMuffin · 2012-10-09T20:21:12+00:00

That's amazing...

ChocolateCranium · 2012-10-09T20:26:34+00:00

I'm different..YES YOU ARE!

PeetaMellark · 2012-10-09T20:29:52+00:00

repost

AmIAHater · 2012-10-09T20:48:21+00:00

Come on Reddit, this shits horrible.

depan_ · 2012-10-09T21:15:30+00:00

Who the hell is pepsi_next and why do I keep upvoting him?

Not_actually_a_bear · 2012-10-09T21:22:53+00:00

It needs to play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZIVmKOdrBk

nemomnemosyne · 2012-10-09T21:24:02+00:00

I'm different...

ReasonableRadio · 2012-10-09T21:33:07+00:00

Mega Repost COMBO !

MasterSick · 2012-10-09T21:42:51+00:00

epic win

alkoid · 2012-10-09T21:47:32+00:00

Is it functional? Because I need one to put just outside of the kitchen. It should either work as a nice deterrent or make me eligible for a pretty substantial life insurance payout.

tigerpoptart · 2012-10-09T22:09:08+00:00

i would skip that house if that was in the porch

Taurenevil · 2012-10-09T22:33:43+00:00

That is fuck genius.

CLDBL00DED · 2012-10-09T22:48:06+00:00

There you are...

homeless_man_jogging · 2012-10-09T22:56:30+00:00

Meccano. Now that's a toy for adults. I can't understand why Lego is more popular than Meccano.

Cherrytop · 2012-10-09T23:06:16+00:00

That's just alllllllll kinds of right.

Tightsqueeze · 2012-10-10T01:19:59+00:00

You know a pumpkin is hardcore when it needs a PC power supply

siphonohpis · 2012-10-10T01:53:57+00:00

I think the 47% will never like this repost from last year.

basslegend · 2012-10-10T02:38:15+00:00

Curious facts: it's actually a turret

AnAdventureCore · 2012-10-09T15:39:07+00:00

A pumpkin that turns into a turret!

Cave, what will you think of next?

evilseed · 2012-10-09T17:50:54+00:00

what the fuck is this piece of shit and what's it doing on my frontpage? arent we over portal yet? come on kids!

underdabridge · 2012-10-09T15:56:40+00:00

This was a triumph.

eatingasspatties · 2012-10-09T15:48:14+00:00

Almost looks like a headcrab.

overused-meme-alert · 2012-10-09T16:31:31+00:00

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steves1126 · 2012-10-09T16:55:27+00:00

The pumpkin is a lie!

Auspants · 2012-10-09T18:53:30+00:00

MECHANO BABY !!!

RIndustries · 2012-10-09T18:58:41+00:00

This guy is a serial reposter. go to /u/pepsi_next repeatedly hit "z" and "j" to keep his posts off of the front page.

WolfyreAk · 2012-10-09T18:59:11+00:00

How do? lol

I_KeepsItReal · 2012-10-09T19:46:25+00:00

This was a triumph

Starkboy7 · 2012-10-09T18:08:39+00:00

FUCK PORTAL!!!! there i said it now stop posting shit about it.

Teddy-Rockspin · 2012-10-09T19:18:58+00:00

is it just me.. or does it look like a robot turkey made of processed hot dog meat?

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Portal Pumpkin	26^coms	504^pts	1^hr	gaming
It's that time of year again =)	8^coms	68^pts	6^dys	gaming
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