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[–]GoatButters 467 points468 points ago

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[–]Hasteman 90 points91 points ago

I have always thought this but these pictures confirm it.

She has aged INCREDIBLY gracefully.

[–]akki115 60 points61 points ago

Walter?

[–]wanderso24 18 points19 points ago

Yes, Afro?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 12 points13 points ago

Yes Aspen?

[–]MoroccoBotix 9 points10 points ago

Yes, Asterisk?

[–]pieguyfry22 3 points4 points ago

Yes, Obelix?

[–]BumbleBadger 2 points3 points ago

No, she looks like old Bilbo Baggins.

[–]scorpion347 4 points5 points ago

Huh... she does.

[–]ProtoKun7 17 points18 points ago

How...Noble.

[–]HaydenB 8 points9 points ago

That's not the queen! It's the steward of Gondor.

[–]wannajacket28 3 points4 points ago

How do you put a link in regular text like this?

[–]bangonthedrums 8 points9 points ago

FYI: click the "formatting help" button under the reply box to find out how to do all sorts of things

[–]cubbyspace 5 points6 points ago

you surround the text you want in brackets, and the link immediately thereafter in parentheses. [ text ]( link ) <- Like so, but with no spaces.

[–]Hasteman 5 points6 points ago

Do this.

[Put the text you want to have appear in these brackets](link goes here)

Edit: Also, if the link is NSFW be sure to label it as such unless you are in a NSFW subreddit. Don't want to get people in trouble too much. Plus you will probably be down voted if it happens ;)

[–]Poopfeastlover 3 points4 points ago

Fuck off and let me die in peace.

[–]tweemo 2 points3 points ago

Oh God I am crying with laughter. Just finished watching an episode of Fringe and then to see this after!! Great Work!

[–]onosendaicyberspace7 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if I'm liking the new season. I'll leave out any spoilers in case you aren't there yet.

[–]tweemo 0 points1 point ago

yeah I no what you mean. Fringe, Dexter and Boardwalk Empire are somewhat filling the void that has been left since the last episode of Break Bad aired. Pretty gutted that it is so far away from a new episode. Summer 2013 I believe :(

[–]Lambchops_Legion 0 points1 point ago

I suggest picking up Homeland if you are looking for another TV Series.

[–]unclerummy 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I'm in the same place. Watched the first two episodes with my gf on Saturday, and about 10 minutes into the first one we were both going "eh".

It just feels like they ran out of ideas, so they decided to take it completely over the top to distract us. Also the central theme of the season so far seems to be at odds with the backstory from prior seasons, with no explanation (but maybe that's coming later).

[–]onosendaicyberspace7 2 points3 points ago

In case you missed it, last season's episode 19 set up this story. I wasn't that crazy about it then.

Apologies for the Huff Post article

[–]unclerummy 0 points1 point ago

Hmmph. I guess I forgot about that since the last season ended.

Anyway, since I guess this isn't really a spoiler any more, it's the role of the Observers that I'm having trouble reconciling with prior seasons - as mentioned in the article, they were neutral to helpful in the past, but now they're the oppressors, and we don't have any context for the change. I'm hoping they have a flashback episode or arc coming to explain it, but I worry that it might just end up being some vague hand waving that doesn't really answer anything.

[–]Hasteman 0 points1 point ago

Well I mean, it reaches a point and then anybody will get affected.. Collagen breakdown in the skin and all after generations of standing and waving has had gravity do its job...

[–]bigbbigga 5 points6 points ago

Guarantee she hooked up with Kennedy

[–]Clayburn 7 points8 points ago

No FDR? I suggest we exhume the body. Must complete the set!

[–]Matt5327 5 points6 points ago

I thought to myself "Holy shit! He had three terms and won a fourth, and never once did he meet the queen!?"

Whutta guy.

[–]hansoulow 3 points4 points ago

Well FDR died before she became queen.

[–]Clayburn 10 points11 points ago

Maybe he died because she didn't meet him. The Queen may have restorative properties!

[–]Ulftar 8 points9 points ago

Maybe he died and BECAME the Queen

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 3 points4 points ago

Excuses, excuses.

[–]monicasm 3 points4 points ago

And she looks absolutely stunning in each photo

[–]buttfrumple 2 points3 points ago

Man, she's killin' it with Reagan up there.

[–]BritOfATallThrowaway 5 points6 points ago

Mitt Romney for lucky number 13?

[–]VirgiliusNix 13 points14 points ago

One is not amused.

[–]muffinmonk 0 points1 point ago

Former presidents don't count!

[–]ByJiminy 1 point2 points ago

I love the fact that the Reagan photo makes it look like they're at a Friars Club Roast.

[–]c-fox 0 points1 point ago

No LBJ?

[–]_juniper5 0 points1 point ago

You should post this to r/pics or something.

[–]wannajacket28 1 point2 points ago

How do you put a link in regular text like this?

[–]agbullet 0 points1 point ago

Gerald Ford touched the Queen.

[–]RumblingRodger 0 points1 point ago

fuck Hoover!

[–]hopless_failure 0 points1 point ago

They all say the name of the president but only Hoover is a "former" president... Man Hoover always gets shit on by history :(

[–]xMagisterLudix 2 points3 points ago

I do not think hoover was president at the time when the photo was taken, unlike the others.

[–]Tkpwns -1 points0 points ago

[–]Annagramer 13 points14 points ago

Your username rearranged is ButtStorage.

[–]StarshipJimmies 4 points5 points ago

Ooo a decent novelty account.

[–]beta542 5 points6 points ago

This is when it is the queen really funny because the people decide to worship then when is the moment when it then becomes a funny coin that looks like it looks forward and runs butts not like that it;s not like that it;s like the other one that runs in a hat, a hat that runs. NOT the queen.

[–]AgeMarkus 5 points6 points ago

Yeah.

[–]Well_Armed_Gorilla 3 points4 points ago

wat

[–]Minky_Dave_the_Giant 3 points4 points ago

What the fuck did you just say?

[–]algorithmae 0 points1 point ago

Does anybody really go as far to do more like?

[–]BlizzardFenrir 1 point2 points ago

This in the queen, do you the queen in see hat for YOU?

[–]Solid364 0 points1 point ago

Her atomic wedgy looks almost comfortable

[–]gimunu 0 points1 point ago

She doesn't look nonchalant enough => it's not her.

[–]Blackonology 109 points110 points ago

[–]Hasteman 33 points34 points ago

The royal family doesn't like to talk about her....

[–]crazydude99 1 point2 points ago

do those legs go all the way up?

[–]SRS_are_cunts 132 points133 points ago

[–]distopiandoormatt 20 points21 points ago

Reddit, where reunions are made everyday. (Needs citation)

[–]Battletooth 9 points10 points ago

[PROOF]

-Reddit marketting division.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 5 points6 points ago

Forgot your source bro.

Got your back though.

Source.

[–]danrennt98 1 point2 points ago

Twist: The Queen is Ukrainian and caused Chernobyl.

[–]CrabCow 2 points3 points ago

My initial reaction when I saw this comment:

Literally...

[–]whotoldbrecht 45 points46 points ago

[–]gimunu 11 points12 points ago

I'm afraid to ask what happened to her chin.

[–]Real-Life-Reddit 1 point2 points ago

They look like balls, especially so close to the waist.

[–]canucklehead13 1 point2 points ago

came here to post this

[–]jellybonez 29 points30 points ago

Look at those legs. What a QILF.

[–]codemunkeh 13 points14 points ago

QULF, always have a U after Q.

[–]MisterMonopoli 28 points29 points ago

QI QAT QIS QADI QAID QATS QOPH FAQIR QADIS QAIDS QANAT QOPHS TRANQ UMIAQ FAQIRS QABALA QANATS QINDAR QINTAR QIVIUT QWERTY SHEQEL TRANQS UMIAQS QABALAH QABALAS QINDARS QINTARS QIVIUTS QWERTYS QABALAHS MBAQANGA QINDARKA SHEQALIM MBAQANGAS

[–]theslackerway 25 points26 points ago

SHEQEL (n) - Sequel, pronounced by Sean Connery

[–]scorpion347 2 points3 points ago

Be right back with a relevant vid. Just gotta get to a comp.

EDIT: Here it is Sean Connery:The Musical

[–]Chemical_Monkey 4 points5 points ago

I could be wrong, but not one of those is an English word. Qwerty and tranq aren't even real words.

[–]MisterMonopoli 1 point2 points ago

All are technically acceptable English words in an English game of scrabble.

[–]codemunkeh 5 points6 points ago

Well, fuq.

Fancy a game of scrabble?

[–]Syphon8 4 points5 points ago

Qwop I'd like to fuck.

[–]Airtech77 25 points26 points ago

The Queen is ahead... and she wins by a nose!

[–]ndchristie 3 points4 points ago

Queen Victoria got a clean jump off, followed by Queen Victoria, Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria. It's Queen Victoria from Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria. It's Queen Victoria making the early running on the inside. And at the back Queen Victoria already a couple of lengths behind the leaders.

[–]projectedwinner 9 points10 points ago

Which of course makes me think of this: http://youtu.be/dyMXYE_50Ts

[–]terrortowers 4 points5 points ago

it reminds me more of Cyriak's videos

[–]nvrwastetree 1 point2 points ago

Which of course makes me think of this: http://youtu.be/dyMXYE_50Ts

Chakarone!

[–]wannajacket28 -1 points0 points ago

Lol God I hope someone does this to Queen Elizabeth!

[–]drunkendragon 5 points6 points ago

Looks like something from Monty Python.

[–]EntropyKC[S] 11 points12 points ago

Have to give credit to an anonymous friend for making this

[–]NinjaInYellow 38 points39 points ago

Anonymous is always good at things like these. Even his quotes are some of the most thought-provoking I've ever heard.

[–]yeblod 23 points24 points ago

I like anonymous, he's a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

[–]NinjaInYellow 3 points4 points ago

He is a bit loopy I'll admit. I saw one website with hundreds and hundreds of pages of Anon posting random pictures and then calling himself a faggot.

[–]yeblod 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, he's cool but that OP guy is a huge faggot. Always reposting stuff. Why do people always mention him on my posts?

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[–]typhoidisbad -1 points0 points ago

Mr. Mint?

[–]pajammin 0 points1 point ago

I know the person who made this!

[–]derpbrapbrap 0 points1 point ago

is she an aussie? this is strange if i know her too...

[–]pajammin 0 points1 point ago

No, English. This sounds like bullshit I'm guessing but I was there when she took the photo, it's really weird to see it circulate so quickly.

[–]Drum-kyusu 0 points1 point ago

No way brah, me too!

[–]rhyannon92 1 point2 points ago

It was me and I don't know who you are... Picture stealer

[–]IggyDeKoop 3 points4 points ago

So wait, the Queen is related to Homestar Runner?

[–]beatleforce1 1 point2 points ago

This is only on the front page because it's British. I'm British. Why am I not on the front page?!

[–]dinolado 24 points25 points ago

You excellent human being, I needed that laugh.

[–]Drunken-Historian 6 points7 points ago

I always knew the queen had no torso.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 2 points3 points ago

She has many torsos.

She keeps them in a curio cabinet.

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[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad 6 points7 points ago

Shut it Red.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad 2 points3 points ago

Damn it brother why you always gotta bring that up!?!?!

[–]Brickfrigid 3 points4 points ago

The queen was a hottie back in the day.

[–]niqsosiq 2 points3 points ago

A queen without arms!

[–]Joshjelly 1 point2 points ago

I bet she did well not having arms or a torso to slow her down.

[–]Failstaff 0 points1 point ago

Don't you love what incest can do?

[–]InTheHamIAm -1 points0 points ago

First queen to break a 4 minute mile.

[–]midir 0 points1 point ago

Read that as "pint". Was confused but amused.

[–]RedditRebirth 1 point2 points ago

Looks like something Terry Gilliam would've concocted for MP's Flying Circus.

[–]Elshar 0 points1 point ago

Also, she's lost her arms.

[–]CNuggs 2 points3 points ago

It's the "Queenus de Milo"

[–]hndblwnglsblwn 1 point2 points ago

Incredible form

[–]brandnewtothegame 1 point2 points ago

If I had an old Canadian dollar bill I could show you the queen's bum.

[–]--Heisenberg-- 0 points1 point ago

I'll stick with Kate's.

[–]brandnewtothegame 0 points1 point ago

You (and about 25 million others all over the Empire) wish.

[–]Spaztic_monkey 0 points1 point ago

The Empire? It's been a while.

[–]brandnewtothegame 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but I like messing with your mind.

[–]Spaztic_monkey 0 points1 point ago

?

[–]brandnewtothegame 0 points1 point ago

See, it worked!

Actually, I meant to say Commonwealth, but I slipped.

[–]Spaztic_monkey 0 points1 point ago

That's what I thought but the 25 million figure threw me off! There are over 2 billion people in the commonwealth. I'd be surprised if only 25 million of them admired Kate's arse ;)

[–]Rsdl25533 0 points1 point ago

Her sisters is better

[–]--Heisenberg-- -1 points0 points ago

Tru dat!

[–]The_Unreal 1 point2 points ago

I'm creeped out by this version of Homestar.

[–]chineapple_punk 1 point2 points ago

The Queen's Nose!

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 1 point2 points ago

I new it! Inbreeding among royals has finally led to them being born without arms.

[–]DGSTEE 0 points1 point ago

Haha so stupid, yet made me giggle like a school girl.

[–]bezaorj -1 points0 points ago

slow day huh?

[–]baconfarmer 0 points1 point ago

Run like the Windsor!

[–]kds71 0 points1 point ago

Somehow it reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktYMkxD0Fzc

[–]PlatypusTickler 0 points1 point ago

Where is awildsketchappeared I'd like to see them sketch this.

[–]vowell1055 0 points1 point ago

Good form.

[–]Laser-circus 0 points1 point ago

Don't go off getting a big head now just because you finished.

[–]cshillman 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]Tigeroovy 0 points1 point ago

I never knew she was all legs and a giant head.

[–]Haywood_Jafukmi 0 points1 point ago

Looks a little odd but that's just my tuppence...

[–]greatbigtossedsalad 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me of something Shel Silverstein might have drawn.

[–]jallajallaren 1 point2 points ago

Isn't 50 pence a rapper?

[–]cononor 0 points1 point ago

do those legs go all the way up?

[–]leicanthrope 0 points1 point ago

Say, do those legs go all the way up?

[–]the5nowman 0 points1 point ago

Teddy loses again.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

Royalty don't run, we simply walk faster than everyone else.

[–]laughs_then_agrees -1 points0 points ago

Haha, yeah

[–]ginx2666 1 point2 points ago

Looks like one of cyriak's abominations.

[–]lego_bush 0 points1 point ago

The movie, Big Man Japan, comes to mind.

[–]Thepeoplesman 0 points1 point ago

Queen style

[–]cohray2212 1 point2 points ago

Wow, reposted 3 times in 4 hours. That must be a new record or something.

[–]Feeluponya 0 points1 point ago

work hard. play hard.

[–]furinkasan 0 points1 point ago

She related to Assy McGee?

[–]MrAgoo 1 point2 points ago

"haters gonna hate" says the queen

[–]G0VERNMENT 0 points1 point ago

I almost feel like this belongs in r/wtf

[–]JezASU16 -1 points0 points ago

Photoshoped.

[–]AGlegg 0 points1 point ago

Nice legs!

[–]ofcoursemyhorse 0 points1 point ago

Queen'o'taur

[–]verneer 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant

[–]MedSchoolOrBust 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the racing presidents at Nationals Park.

[–]psyrinox 0 points1 point ago

Dr. Heiter you creation is a success!

[–]Lunux 1 point2 points ago

[–]ElagabalusCaesar 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: this is somehow illegal thanks to England's draconian anti-porn laws

[–]salmonbonanza 1 point2 points ago

I can't make heads or tails of this.

[–]MattFlap 0 points1 point ago

Wheeeeey!

[–]ajiamawesome 0 points1 point ago

makes me think of retarded running horse

[–]ghost20 -1 points0 points ago

Well, that's an interesting way to arrange 2 50p pieces.

[–]PSNBottomFeeder 0 points1 point ago

I always thought your queen had arms

[–]Braddderyisasloot 0 points1 point ago

Someone trip her!

[–]strik3r2k8 0 points1 point ago

The queen is a none human organism. That's what she actually looks like when she jumps out from between the shoulders of her humanoid bio-mechanical suit.

[–]sjosi 0 points1 point ago

like a queen..

[–]ilikeapples2 0 points1 point ago

O_O WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER HANDS?!?!

[–]rsymyn 0 points1 point ago

Mrs. Garret Bobby Ferguson.

[–]flyingmigit8 0 points1 point ago

Droopy eyed armless children

[–]atrain1486 0 points1 point ago

"The queen finishing"... :B

[–]ioke 0 points1 point ago

This is still how I will always see the Queen: http://youtu.be/m17M_rv9Xv8?t=1m5s

[–]ReddanM 0 points1 point ago

That's just plain damn weird.

[–]guntfuddler 0 points1 point ago

We need a detailed artist's rendering.

[–]startrekboy1138 0 points1 point ago

This is a conspiracy that could have been planned by no other than Terry Gilliam.

[–]PieJesu 1 point2 points ago

It fits too well

[–]dillybro1 1 point2 points ago

The queen has no arms!? I never knew that before!

[–]Spicy_Anis 0 points1 point ago

So dignified.

[–]BahrainGanjaLord 0 points1 point ago

I bet she used to have a mean pair of calf muscles back in the day.

[–]iminurnamez 0 points1 point ago

The most regal of neckbeards.

[–]Jandklo 0 points1 point ago

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!?

[–]chka 0 points1 point ago

Never seen that before.

[–]SackFulloApplez 0 points1 point ago

I got a canadien penny once here in Los Angeles. He probably came to be on The Price is Right.

[–]Kick_Kass 0 points1 point ago

It's like my great aunt "legs go all the way up" griffin.

[–]rhyannon92 0 points1 point ago

'Mutual Friend' I made this sunday night in Woodys Bar at Kent... stealing my fame you are you little thief! (c) Rhyannon because I am awesome :)

[–]vidsizler 0 points1 point ago

Queenstar Runner

[–]sterlingsilver6 0 points1 point ago

Really nice oc man, good work.

[–]VeritFN 0 points1 point ago

THE QUEEN IS HEAD.

[–]ed3203 0 points1 point ago

From the OP's friend: http://imgur.com/lrtIB

[–]geminlies 0 points1 point ago

Off with your head, you treasonous peasant!