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[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 54 points55 points ago

Fuck I miss college

[–]Brutuss 13 points14 points ago

I miss the no-responsibilities part, but good lord I don't miss being poor. It was a god damned national holiday when my roommates and I finally went to the grocery store.

[–]kawthuldrok 31 points32 points ago

How I feel as a Real Life dude: I just wanna smoke a bowl, drink heavily, take some nasty skank home, and then skip class on monday and tuesday.

[–]sneakersotoole 6 points7 points ago

The Monday and Tuesday hangovers were the worst during football season.

[–]WigginIII 10 points11 points ago

Unless your school is Division 2 and has a shitty football team.

[–]halloni 2 points3 points ago

But what if... some teams are in division 2 just because they are hangover every time?

[–]sneakersotoole 2 points3 points ago

I played division 3 football and we sucked. I know that feel.

[–]cheesechimp 1 point2 points ago

My college didn't even have a football team.

[–]Squatso 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, if I can just get a guaranteed bowl a day I'd be happy.

[–]PavementBlues 7 points8 points ago

I love my life now, but at the same time I really miss the days when I wasn't working full-time and could just say "fuck it" and drive out to the middle of the desert or wander around all night if I felt like it. Those were good times. Lots of the good kind of angst.

[–]pilot3033 0 points1 point ago

Did you ever finish that "google war" short story?

[–]PavementBlues 3 points4 points ago

...I'm not going to be able to get away from that, am I? To be honest, I stopped work on it after realizing that I would have no way to show it to the people who are interested. I would have to post it in /r/self, where it would languish unnoticed since the story originated on AskReddit. It's really kind of disappointing since it could have been an opportunity.

[–]pilot3033 3 points4 points ago

The magic of Reddit Enhancement Suite!

If it's something you think is interesting you should write it, anyway. /r/self can't be too terrible a place to put it, and I would imagine there are a fair number of writing communities out there looking for original fiction.

[–]WigginIII 4 points5 points ago

27 now...the farther from college I go the more I miss it. Real life sucks.

[–]NeoXY 1 point2 points ago

Me too :(

[–]SailorScout 0 points1 point ago

I don't like it do you want to trade

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

On the upside, the things you mess up now affect your direct future. Unlike waiting for the founding shitstorm when you're in school. Just a but of food for thought

[–]UGHthatSTACHE -4 points-3 points ago

I knowww, this kid is upset because he's going home from class? Class is an hour, I've been sitting at this desk for 8 today.

[–]iamdanhi 7 points8 points ago

Some people have it much harder. Working, few lab classes in one semester, other classes, doing research with a professor, etc etc. Most don't though. I encounter many kids who have 3 easy classes and a few days off yet still bitch about it.

[–]GraceLikesToColor 2 points3 points ago

I get what you're saying, but class is not the end of school. It's like the tip of the iceberg when you factor in homework and studying. That's easily 2-4 hours a day per class, and nobody has just one. College is fun, but it's like a full time job that takes money from you.

[–]CaliGolden_bear 0 points1 point ago

Hm maybe college had changed since your day! I'm in college and my major is DEMANDING. For example today: I woke up at 7:30 am and studied till 9:30, went to class and had an exam from 10-11:30am, had a manadory meeting with a professor from 11:40 to 12pm. From 12pm-1:45pm I basically did community service for a club, 2:00pm-3pm NAP and eat. 3:30-500pm class. 6:00-11:00pm study as much as I possibly can because there's endless material.. Don't think your desk job is that demanding, and sometimes my days are worse then that

[–]youngscholar92 229 points230 points ago

"Im going home to have myself a beer...close all the blinds...and go fap fap"

[–]Chachoregard 31 points32 points ago

Wake up 10 hours later.

[–]teasnorter 39 points40 points ago

dick still in hand.

[–]halloni 14 points15 points ago

Oh shit, I have a paper due in a few hours. WHERESTHEFUCKINGCOFFEE

[–]Yoyo8 16 points17 points ago

BUT FIRST..sum mo fappin'

[–]youngscholar92 14 points15 points ago

procrasturbation at its finest

[–]Dr_Medic345 4 points5 points ago

And then your roommate walks in.

"Dr_Medic, you need to get laid..."

[–]AriBBCP -4 points-3 points ago

he refers to you by your reddit username?

[–]Ninja10301 8 points9 points ago

No, if he did it would be Dr_Medic345

[–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

Have another beer.

[–]magictoenail -4 points-3 points ago

didn't you guys have like homework and stuff in college? it seemed like I did. Like 12 hours a day.

[–]halloni 12 points13 points ago

Well yeah, but only if you really wanted to.

[–]Mr_Showtime 8 points9 points ago

Of course I do, but I don't work at retard pace.

[–]magictoenail -2 points-1 points ago

doubt it

[–]Mr_Showtime 1 point2 points ago

Then I'd be the first engineering student to be assigned no work

[–]grrrmunchies 29 points30 points ago

Literally just woke up from my nap after my 8am class.

[–]HeartOverHead 8 points9 points ago

By after do you mean during?

[–]banana_harpoon 11 points12 points ago

I miss nap naps, now I have to be a responsible adult...stay in school kids.

[–]paddedroom 12 points13 points ago

[–]cadderly09 9 points10 points ago

Easily one of my favorite rugrats episodes.

[–]gatorademebithch 3 points4 points ago

Do you know its name by chance?

[–]cadderly09 16 points17 points ago

I want to say its season 5 episode 9 : the wild wild west.. i may be wrong though.

[–]Paxdawg37 32 points33 points ago

Guy knows his Rugrats.

[–]WestWays818 8 points9 points ago

The episode is, but the quote is from season one, where Tommy is trying to keep the Malted milk balls away from Angelica. I think that's like episode four or six or something.

[–]gr33nss 13 points14 points ago

And to fap furiously in the privacy of my own bedroom without a roommate.

[–]halloni 6 points7 points ago

Or do like my roommate, just do it anyway. insanitywolf

[–]mrjanuary 1 point2 points ago

oh god thats aw... wait i do that too :/

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 1 point2 points ago

I had that roommate, it was awkward.

[–]pinkeyedwookiee 4 points5 points ago

I tell myself that but I end up draped over the couch for 3 hours instead while my dog sits there and stares at me. Close enough.

[–]Snarfler 3 points4 points ago

I just woke up from a nap, I had a Capri Sun before said nap.

[–]saltbro 0 points1 point ago

I bring all of these to class in case of emergency

[–]andtheniwastrees 1 point2 points ago

THE NECESSITY... IT EMERGES!!!!

[–]invaderkristin 2 points3 points ago

This gets more and more true with every year that passes.

[–]Toymachinary 2 points3 points ago

Fucking Classic.

[–]4theloveofcephalopod 2 points3 points ago

Just got out of my morning class and this is exactly what I am doing! Bed soooo comfy!

[–]SomewhatSane 2 points3 points ago

Man, he really knows how to live.

[–]spiceyeggroll1 2 points3 points ago

I was snuggling under a blanket about to go nap nap when I read this

[–]unlimtdbeastmode 1 point2 points ago

Oh god I remember this episode...mainly the nap nap part.

[–]BillNyeDeGrasseTyson 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the rest of your life.

[–]F1CKEN 1 point2 points ago

This is the episode with the gum in some chicks hair?

[–]HiImTed 1 point2 points ago

these little bastards were babies for like 12 years

[–]SnappleBrisk 0 points1 point ago

is that a stetson?

[–]BamH1 1 point2 points ago

Goddamn I miss midday naps between classes during college...especially when it was raining and I had stayed up all night the night before. So fucking satisfying.

[–]HaydenTheFox 1 point2 points ago

This is why I'm going into teaching. SUMMER BREAK ALL MY LIFE BITCHES.

[–]Acocke 0 points1 point ago

I just woke up from a nap with my empty cup of juice right next to me... Ah Reddit, you know me too well.

[–]lshokie 0 points1 point ago

This does not change post-college.

[–]PandaBree 1 point2 points ago

I have a three hour gap between classes, and even though I try to fight it, I always seem to fall asleep during that period of time.

[–]Ihadacow 0 points1 point ago

I'm a teacher and I go nap-nap after school nearly every day. I sleep until it's time to make dinner.

[–]timothytandem -1 points0 points ago

Every. Day.

[–]Teeeeeemu 1 point2 points ago

I do this without the juice cause im poor

[–]expandingjoy 1 point2 points ago

naps keep me from goin' nuts on folks.

[–]Elshar 0 points1 point ago

I feel that way nearly every day. Only nap-nap turns into 'hop on pop' time. Owch.

[–]Dylwilljohn 1 point2 points ago

He's one tough omelette...

[–]JimDandy63 1 point2 points ago

haha! I feel that way as an old man!!

[–]patefoisgras 0 points1 point ago

Currently collegian. This thread makes me miss high school.

[–]monabear 0 points1 point ago

The irony is that I actually do this

[–]ReyTheRed 0 points1 point ago

The one difference is that now sometimes I cuddle with people. And cuddling with people often leads to things.

[–]negativerad 0 points1 point ago

If you feel anything as a college student, then you are doing it wrong.

[–]wookiesandwich -1 points0 points ago

no one gives a fuck how you feel, stop telling us

[–]Humble_Criminal 0 points1 point ago

I still do this now and I'm at work

[–]Maximum_Platypus 0 points1 point ago

I always used to wish that there really were playgrounds base on the old west. Sigh. Those dreams are crushed now.

[–]stadmuffin 0 points1 point ago

Probably the best description to an average day at college... Fucking wonderful... I never want to leave college...

[–]Dubmystepsucks 0 points1 point ago

And fuck bitches

[–]Dinosaur_Draws 0 points1 point ago

MEMORIES. SO MANY FLOODING MY MIND. I CAN SEE FOREVER.

[–]johnnyasma 0 points1 point ago

How do you feel as a loser with bad jokes?

[–]SophiePT 1 point2 points ago

How I feel as an adult with a real job except the juice is a stiff drink and nap nap is going to bed at the unholy early hour.

[–]listofdemands 0 points1 point ago

How I feel as an employee

[–]DolceSpezia 0 points1 point ago

I always want to do this, but then I remember I have two jobs (three jobs starting the 14th...sigh).

[–]patienttapping 0 points1 point ago

Fall Break is coming up and I am SOO excited

[–]CaliGolden_bear 0 points1 point ago

That was so funny and is so true!

[–]skyman724 -2 points-1 points ago

"Juice".

=.=

[–]lethrowface 2 points3 points ago

THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE, YOU ABSOLUTE DIPSHIT

[–]gstatty 1 point2 points ago

Just wait til you're done with college and have to go to work. You'll miss being able to juice, blankie and nap nap.