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[–]nowitzki_dirk41 9 points10 points ago

Whenever I hear long story short all I think about is South Park...

[–]amado7786 2 points3 points ago

SHAKABRA

[–]sage101 2 points3 points ago

ZIP LINE!

[–]coottenhimer 5 points6 points ago

You're. It's not that difficult.

[–]IamTheShark 0 points1 point ago

That pushes it over the line into "Short story long."

[–]lilcheap2 1 point2 points ago

On the bright side, I am a cloud

[–]Karmagusta00 1 point2 points ago

Dude it is either 'you are' or 'you're' not ur!!

[–]ASOT4ever 1 point2 points ago

but seriously, anybody know a way to stop this from happening other than hiding it in a cupboard?

[–]Teleportingsocks 1 point2 points ago

What's an ur?

[–]Paintballer6960 1 point2 points ago

You know, that ancient Sumerian city.

[–]srreality 1 point2 points ago

Looks to me like you've got piles of it.

[–]eekrss 1 point2 points ago

Long story short, i lost 3 pairs of undies to my dog this week...

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

That's because you are doing it wrong! You put the peanut butter on the outside.

[–]udjh 0 points1 point ago

No, there's still some there.

[–]Afreena 0 points1 point ago

I dont know about you... But i would just roll it back up or put it in a bin and use it anyways :P

[–]Mudokon_Tears 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only cheap bastard here who would try to salvage some of that t.p. for future use?

[–]thuhnc 0 points1 point ago

This is the closest thing to a lolcat meme I have ever seen make it this close to the front page. Well done to you, sir.

[–]grumpycisco 0 points1 point ago

It's been on the floor...you couldn't possibly wipe your ass with it.

[–]curveball60 1 point2 points ago

U'R GOD DAMNIT -_-

[–]CryoGuy 0 points1 point ago

FALSE, there ar still several more sheets left on that roll.

[–]omgbbq123 -2 points-1 points ago

Long story short... The cat era is over.

[–]CornFedHonky[S] 3 points4 points ago

This coming from a guy with the name omgbbq. Irony.

[–]omgbbq123 -1 points0 points ago

Omgbbq, don't think that includes cats. Nice job!