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[–]Squalor- 70 points71 points ago

STOP TELLING ME WHAT PISSES ME OFF!

THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

[–]metricblue 18 points19 points ago

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

[–]TheDarkGeneral -2 points-1 points ago

Stop being such a baby and chop my hands off!

[–]anticonventionalwisd 0 points1 point ago

In threads about Prometheus, I say that the movie was good.

[–]Kiyiko 42 points43 points ago

Even if imgur is down, this post works!

[–]AhMannnn 9 points10 points ago

[–]Rapemyassholeplease 0 points1 point ago

I'll have to save this for those times so at least I will have something to look at.

[–]mcd_sweet_tea -1 points0 points ago

It is down!

[–]SGCBarbierian 30 points31 points ago

[–]muffineater179 11 points12 points ago

I waited for your comment to load for 3 god damn hours....

[–]DrKilory 6 points7 points ago

But the difference between you posting that and him posting that comment is less than 3 hours...

Did you lie to me!?

[–]muffineater179 1 point2 points ago

Uhhhh....yes. Forgive me I have sinned.

[–]son_bakazaru 1 point2 points ago

You are forgiven, my child.

[–]muffineater179 0 points1 point ago

Lol why did I shiver when I read that....

[–]allankcrain 1 point2 points ago

Arousal?

[–]muffineater179 0 points1 point ago

You sir are a sick man.

[–]SGCBarbierian 0 points1 point ago

He's obviously just one of those people who can freeze time. duh.

[–]i_am_omega 1 point2 points ago

too bad you can't play snake with the animation.

[–]Robo-Erotica 9 points10 points ago

Don't you mean [BROKEN]

ahuehauehuahe

[–]Head_of_Lettuce 0 points1 point ago

BR BR BR

[–]hoopera 9 points10 points ago

[–]omgdude29 0 points1 point ago

I like you. You think like me.

[–]moresinsthanyou 3 points4 points ago

How to piss off Reddit.

1 say anything negative about the IT department of your company.

2 Criticize the Atheist for lack of original argument or mention that they are ill equipped to defame the bible if they haven't read it. (Read it damn you! It will bolster your knowledge of how to criticize it.)

3 Inform the atheists that they are just as zealous and militant as the Christians they despise.

4 Say anything outside of the textbook liberal agenda. (hey I'm a registered democrat but jeezus I'm tired of hearing the same over hashed arguments and lies by omission.

5 Point out to reddit that they are fairly closed minded by the lack of original thought. That following any by-the-book mindset is akin to lacking any thought.

Now go down-vote me to show me I'm right.

[–]moresinsthanyou 0 points1 point ago

Let's have some fun!

God wants us to vote for Romney becuase the trikle down efect is deevine and and only the morons in the IT depratment wuold see it diffrently .

[–]nemomnemosyne 7 points8 points ago

I can't get imgur to load for this picture, can anyone else or am I the only one having this issue?

[–]Chrscool8 4 points5 points ago

Are you serious?

[–]nemomnemosyne 6 points7 points ago

No.

[–]wieuboot 1 point2 points ago

You scared me there.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling -1 points0 points ago

You should have used photobucket to post this.

[–]FapFlop 2 points3 points ago

You couldn't just put this in the comments for the other one?

[–]trebory6 0 points1 point ago

You know, I understand servers need maintenance and to be updated, but WHY WOULD THEY UPDATE EVERY SERVER IN THE MIDDLE OF A MONDAY?!?!

[–]imboredatworkdamnit 2 points3 points ago

Touche...

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 0 points1 point ago

Wanna know how to really piss reddit off? Watch this. ahem Cats are stupid! Your move reddit.

[–]qwertyisdead -1 points0 points ago

My stomach hurts...

[–]ravelle 1 point2 points ago

This never happens because every post is at least reposted 4 times.

[–]Ceurl -1 points0 points ago

Say the imgur link is imgur.com/AAAA. And that link does not load, imgur gives you that wonderful error. If you put an i. on the beginning and a .[file extension here] on the end, the link should usually work. I go for trying .jpg, then .png, then .gif, before giving up entirely.

So imgur.com/AAAAA

Becomes i.imgur.com/AAAAA.jpg.

Problem, solved.

[–]liamboo -1 points0 points ago

Or simply change imgur to filmot and you're ggwp no re.

Imgur.com/AAAA becomes filmot.com/AAAA

[–]escaped_reddit -1 points0 points ago

they should write the website in erlang. instant upgrades.

[–]whatudrivin -1 points0 points ago

I literally refreshed the page 10 times before realizing that it was the joke.... The line on the right of the image finally gave it away.

[–]diplodocid -1 points0 points ago

I am ashamed at how many times I reloaded this.

[–]duchovny 1 point2 points ago

What did you fix in this image?

[–]pogo123 -1 points0 points ago

Good job it wasn't photobucket. Think I may have exploded.

[–]gunstar69 -1 points0 points ago

Even though that's a jpg of down for maintenance it still makes me feel pissed off.

[–]BlueTurtleBrony -1 points0 points ago

Damn it, I should’ve made the joke I thought of.

This title, and it’s just a repost of the original loading thing.

[–]ReVo5000 1 point2 points ago

Reposting pisses reddit.

[–]viktorpedia 0 points1 point ago

However, remarking that something is a repost is also a good way to piss of reddit

[–]acdcfanbill -1 points0 points ago

I'll tell you what really pisses me off, that line of white pixels down the right side...

[–]SietchTabr 0 points1 point ago

Seriously not funny.

[–]ChitoCR 0 points1 point ago

I loaded the page 5 times and then I just... oh! I get it!

[–]revkaboose -1 points0 points ago

Dude... I hit refresh like 30 times before realizing what had happened. Amazing.

[–]esmith24 0 points1 point ago

HAH! watch and learn.

Obama has accomplished next to nothing he promised 4 years ago, he does not deserve another 4; even if that means Romney must downsize and move into the Whitehouse. America is the best country in the world. Cats < Dogs. Apple is peerless in the industry. Star Wars is more overrated than bacon. Hipsters are in fact, cooler than you. Your=You're.

[–]aatencio91 -1 points0 points ago

Aha I see what you did there. These silly redditors.

[–]7sigma 1 point2 points ago

I almost downvoted you out of sheer frustration.

confused upvote

[–]thekingsshepherd 0 points1 point ago

i cant be the only one who refreshed it several times.. .-.

[–]TotallyToxic 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if imgur down...or that's the joke.

[–]sideflanker 0 points1 point ago

If imgur goes down for maintenance:

1: Add "i." to the beginning of the link

2: Add ".jpg" to the end of the link

3: Enjoy cats

[–]KurusuSyo 0 points1 point ago

Its supposed to say its down, thats the point . Op or somebody else screenshot this and uploaded it as a joke for those of you who really think its down. Go look at other links they will work. This is an uploaded screenshot not a real message posted by imgur,, they are not down. Though I admit I didnt realize myself for a minute untill I looked closer. And I know most probably already realize, I just wanted to clearify for the select few who dont.

[–]killingALLTHETIME 0 points1 point ago

i refreshed the page... more than once...

[–]o0eagleeye0o 0 points1 point ago

I'm trying to figure out what pisses Reddit off, but imgur is down.

I'M SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

[–]lizardman0812 0 points1 point ago

Or you could just use incorrect grammar, or say yolo.

[–]MauledByManbearpig -3 points-2 points ago

I hate to tell you, but I, as most people, have RES.

[–]Sutekhseth 1 point2 points ago

Res and Hoverzoom.

[–]notwenfml 1 point2 points ago

best combo ever

[–]Snakes_Codec 0 points1 point ago

Don't know how people efficiently browse Reddit without Hoverzoom, I can get through all the imgur links fairly fast and have more time for activities

[–]o0eagleeye0o 0 points1 point ago

activities: mawr imgur links

[–]weltraumMonster -1 points0 points ago

Well, that really pissed me off!
At least you hold up your promises, bastard!

[–]Vratix 0 points1 point ago

Not to sound like a badass, but I only refreshed the page once before I figured it out.

No RES at work = Easier to be taken like a sap. :(

[–]danrennt98 0 points1 point ago

Do they expect us to use photo bucket like some sort of savages?

[–]ivnslva 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.... you clever bastard you..

[–]Wiro8743 -2 points-1 points ago

I kept reloading this. Dafuq brain?

[–]MandyzFelix -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if imgur is down, or if that's the joke.

[–]ReVo5000 3 points4 points ago

[–]MandyzFelix 0 points1 point ago

The world may never know...

[–]ReVo5000 1 point2 points ago

[–]Nsfw_1794 0 points1 point ago

Somehow this makes no sence but i still laughed thanks here have my up vote sir

[–]ReVo5000 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, that's the point... Not always things will make sense, but they are sometimes funny. =)

[–]8thwondurrrr -3 points-2 points ago

if you really wanna piss reddit off, just misuse your, you're or there, their, they're. Everyone person on reddit is an english scholar, millionaire who owns a cat that was given to them by their dying grandfather right after he met nic cage.