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Her Day is About to be Ruined... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]NonPermissive 350 points351 points ago

Where is the dog's shadow?

[–]Holy_Father 678 points679 points ago

In another photograph.

[–]luciferprinciple 61 points62 points ago

The lighting is also different between the two subjects

[–]Vimsefreet 110 points111 points ago

And also the woman has smaller breasts than the dog, making this picture less cool.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 48 points49 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]WickedElf2005 18 points19 points ago

At first it was creepy, then I read your name...

[–]Syn7axError 42 points43 points ago

...and it was still creepy.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 23 points24 points ago

Why? He's rather gentle.

[–]Late_Night_Grumbler 13 points14 points ago

NO ONE DOWNVOTES THE ANAL QUEEN!

I'll restore your karma, your majesty.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 2 points3 points ago

And with that, my honor, thank you Ser Grumbler.

[–]Late_Night_Grumbler 4 points5 points ago

Bows cordially.

It was my privilege, your majesty. May your anal be... bountiful?

[–]JCXtreme 10 points11 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/lcHnn.gif

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes -5 points-4 points ago

The feathering of the dogs tail also helps to give it away.

[–]infectedapricot 2 points3 points ago

Except the dog really is in that scene, it was the girl that was shopped in.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 4 points5 points ago

Then reality has lousy feathering.

[–]morn_one 1 point2 points ago

you suck.

[–]jitasquatter -2 points-1 points ago

you can see the pixels and stuff

[–]AxisArchon 26 points27 points ago

Can I just ask how can you guys tell it's shopped? I can understand the different lighting on the dog but i don't see an obvious sign of shopping. It's a serious question. I just wanna learn something new today.

[–]brass___monkey 30 points31 points ago

You can also do an Error Level Analysis on the image like this

and a description of what this all means here.

[–]wtz82 14 points15 points ago

ELA shows that girls was put into the picture. Am I right? I was thinking the opposite.

[–]Stingerfreak 15 points16 points ago

I was thinking - where's all her stuff? I mean, when I lay out, I have a blanket, book, ipod, drink, etc. This girl appeared to just be laying on the grass with zero possessions, which was weird, until you consider the scenario that she was added to the photo, and not the other way around.

[–]TheSkoomaCat 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the same thing when I took a look at it.

EDIT: The girl being photoshopped into the picture, judging from the ELA.

[–]Ravek 7 points8 points ago

So I guess what ELA is telling me is that her bikini was shopped on?

[–]Moikle 2 points3 points ago

also, her legs look kind of unnatural, her right calf especially looks like it has been cut out

[–]bluesatin 0 points1 point ago

You do realise Error Level Analysis is useless right?

[–]brass___monkey 1 point2 points ago

It is a tool. Obviously it isn't perfect!

[–]hrothgar_the_great -1 points0 points ago

Except you didn't link to the OP's picture. I don't know where you got the one you linked, but I'm guessing it's your own.

OP's Pic: http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=d347984d41dc31f96c9411161cb153285c024386.81015

Your Pic: http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=dabe67fda6a6ba00ae628c38debf845588801024.483323

[–]brass___monkey 0 points1 point ago

Here

[–]hrothgar_the_great 0 points1 point ago

So, it looks like the 'higher quality' picture is substantially more edited.

[–]brass___monkey 1 point2 points ago

Not edited necessarily,

ELA shows the amount of difference that occurs during a JPEG resave

The errors are consistent on both photos and are pretty much in the same place.

[–]Rauwz 6 points7 points ago

well, for one, shadows is a big give away.

Also, if a part of the picture looks worse quality wise then the rest. Like if the dog was more pixelated then the woman.

[–]AxisArchon 4 points5 points ago

Ok I understand it must just be my laptops crappy quality. The dog does look much different. I can see that and also I can see the shadows issue but just barely. Thank you for this enlightening information.

[–]shmegeggie 2 points3 points ago

He's an Adobe Pixelhound.

Not yet an accredited AKC breed.

But Soon...

[–]no_no_NO_okay 35 points36 points ago

the pixels

[–]glaux 32 points33 points ago

Reddit, the desolate barren void where serious questions are met with beaten down, reposted comments.

[–]WubU2 29 points30 points ago

and seeing a lot of shops in my time

[–]DrSmoke 5 points6 points ago

I fucking hate you.

[–]Niqulaz 2 points3 points ago

Unnatural bits, more than anything.

Look at the shadows and the shine, then assess where the sun has to be in order to create an effect like that. You'll notice that this image would require sunlight from two different directions. That's the most glaring thing.

The dog's hind leg is lit in a way that isn't consistent with the grass behind it in the image. If you look at the hi-res version posted downthread, you will also notice an unnatural change in focus between the leg and the grass.

And if you start paying attention to the grass, you will find the "seam" where images have been cut or stitched together. Look at the legs of the girl, more specifically the right calf, and notice how sharp the line looks, compared to the rest of her legs. Dog belongs to the top half of the photo, girl belongs to the bottom half, somewhere along the middle, things have been cut, pasted and attempted to be blended.

[–]umadorsomething 0 points1 point ago

They can't tell, they just want attention.

[–]ANGRY_OLD_BEARD 1 point2 points ago

it's a simple matter of enhancing

[–]englad -1 points0 points ago

Look at the way the shadow should be, it should partially be covering the girl, but it isn't because the dog was photoshopped in

[–]simpiligno 1 point2 points ago

Actually the girl was added to the picture

[–]Temoc_10 -2 points-1 points ago

I got a better question Where are her boobs?

[–]DrDodgy 10 points11 points ago

In her armpits.

[–]nodnodwinkwink 9 points10 points ago

For safekeeping.

[–]crotchcritters 0 points1 point ago

Where is her blanket? She's gonna be so itchy

[–]tinhat 0 points1 point ago

no shadows on the moon.

[–]aveygt 0 points1 point ago

Vampire dog

[–]Toastar_888 0 points1 point ago

Where is the girl's?

[–]dassadec -1 points0 points ago

Who cares

[–]HIPPOPOTANUS 104 points105 points ago

Pretty good photoshop I have to say. Almost fooled me.

[–]the_chair_sniffer 15 points16 points ago

I choose to believe

[–]hoodie92 1 point2 points ago

...what I was programmed to believe.

Reddit's motto.

[–]Khenir 0 points1 point ago

What I was programmed to believe.

[–]classicgabe 1 point2 points ago

Nope. The first glaring problem for me was the weird stuff going on with the focal planes in this picture. The far grass is blurry, but the trees are in focus?

[–]tenika5 0 points1 point ago

Plains. Unless you were talking about the flying object. I don't usually correct people, but your comment confused me for a while.

[–]bdubble -1 points0 points ago

What? No.

[–]gtengland 0 points1 point ago

Just zoom in next to the dog's head

[–]jitasquatter 19 points20 points ago

Found a higher res if anyone cares

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc3wihjb51qzfebyo1_1280.jpg

[–]hessian 9 points10 points ago

It makes the lies easier to see.

[–]Acronomicon 2 points3 points ago

Is that grass blurry?

[–]pablogarcia 44 points45 points ago

ARF KELLY

[–]Manabozho 34 points35 points ago

Maybe that's just her fetish.

[–]poop22_ 27 points28 points ago

ʘ‿ ʘ

[–]WrathOfBob 20 points21 points ago

What the fuck have you created?

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[–]Useless_Wooden_Boy 0 points1 point ago

Loves the dog paddle. Also, dog piddle. Must be drug free.

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

If that's what you're into.

[–]welp_that_happened 16 points17 points ago

Be gentle. About to take it in the [f]ace.

[–]necro_butcher 1 point2 points ago

My brother once got laid while his dog was in the room next to him. After my brother was finished his dog went to the bed and pissed the girl right in the face. I think he was somehow jealous.

[–]Chuckaluffagus 3 points4 points ago

Nah, just marking his territory. That bitch was his, and your brother knew it.

[–]snap_wilson 9 points10 points ago

...by terrible Photoshop.

[–]jlawl 2 points3 points ago

Woops have definitely been shooped.

[–]CraigRoxwel 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she's into that though

[–]dinocillan_ 2 points3 points ago

There are two different colours and types of grass in this picture and the line of where it's be 'shopped is very obvious...

[–]Tony_fe 1 point2 points ago

Shooped or not, someone is fapping to this.

[–]5h1tface 2 points3 points ago

Either they had a camera with 2 focus ranges or this was potatoshopped.

[–]hurdur1 2 points3 points ago

Why is it raining?

[–]skinnybuddha41 4 points5 points ago

R. Kelly's dog

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[–]ILLITERATE_HOBO 5 points6 points ago

Layin' on the grass so green

Yellow rain; previously unseen

I wouldn't blame you if you cry

That dog just peed right in your eye

If your cornea starts to burn

I've got something for which you will yearn

A nice, tasty plum, ripe with power

After your unforeseen golden shower;

To Reddit is where this will be posted

Your dignity will surely be toasted

If Karma is what you are going for

I've got an upvote for you in store

All this poem really says

Canine eyeball piss always pays.

-ILLITERATE_HOBO

[–]quazimoto69 1 point2 points ago

An all-time family favorite.

[–]Farisr9k 1 point2 points ago

Oh Yeah

Alright

Are You Gonna Piss In My Face

Tonight?

[–]imaami 1 point2 points ago

She threw me through the bathroom window
Molested by my pissing pooch
And now she reeks of piss and wonders
If she should piss on my face, too

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Now she's dripping wet with urine
Now she wants to strangle me

And so I called the police department
And told them how my fucking dog
Almost made her stab my testes
She was pissed on, and real pissed off

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sometimes all you get is dog piss
That's how life has been for me

[–]illmoney 1 point2 points ago

Depends on the girl. If she's into bestiality and golden showers this might be the best of both worlds for her. This could potentially be the high point of her evening.

[–]im_a_zombie 2 points3 points ago

Title should of been "she's gonna be pissed"

[–]Jorgemeister 4 points5 points ago

Requesting Brazzers logo on it.

[–]a-spoon 0 points1 point ago

If whoever did this had blurred the trees, I would have fallen for it.

[–]beggierush 0 points1 point ago

I feel like she's laying there on purpose and this is some sort of weird fetish thing...

[–]AnathemRed 1 point2 points ago

What dog?

[–]Hops_n_barley -1 points0 points ago

You are excellent at photoshop if this is even your picture. Jk you're mediocre

[–]ianmk 0 points1 point ago

Were the dog's nuts shopped?

[–]tekka444 0 points1 point ago

How long did you stare at them to come to that conclusion?

[–]ianmk 0 points1 point ago

I've been starring at them for hours, long before I posted my original comment. Thank you for digging back to this thread and responded. I honestly could have spent the next several months, hell... years starring at them. My family has been curious about my whereabouts, and my job has most likely written me of no doubt. I just checked my phone, and I had a voicemail from the producers of American Idol, asking me to audition, but unfortunately, I missed the date due to my obsession to this photo. Thank you for opening my eyes to how much time I've spent, and there for wasted by starring at this dogs nut's. I missed out on some important milestones in my life... but thanks to you, I wont miss another. You're the Redditor I needed, Teka444, but not the one I deserved.

[–]tekka444 -1 points0 points ago

k

[–]rhetree 0 points1 point ago

I don't think about that Photoshop to miss of this I just think about that fucking sks fitness about to be really injured

[–]rhetree 1 point2 points ago

I think I passed out while posting that haha

[–]Persica 0 points1 point ago

<3 dogs

[–]Masshole3000 0 points1 point ago

dinner for two with a hairy view.

[–]djtodd242 0 points1 point ago

Ruined? Now say Cool Whip...

[–]TopographicOceans 1 point2 points ago

Cool wHip.

[–]Twisty1020 0 points1 point ago

No no. She's getting paid.

[–]Islanders4Ever 0 points1 point ago

I read this in Stewie's voice

[–]FlashDave 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't be surprised if this is how strange fetishes started out.

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

Ruined? After months of careful training, this is the moment she's been waiting for. It'd only count as ruined if the dog misses.

[–]WileEWeeble 0 points1 point ago

Just wait fifty years for when the skin cancer kicks in; that will ruin her whole week.

[–]Blayer32 -1 points0 points ago

Good boy

[–]zen_monkey 0 points1 point ago

Yes those approaching shadows and grayness are about to ruin her sunbathing.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 0 points1 point ago

she should wear one of these urin for a bad time with it in your nose

[–]hellointernet81 -1 points0 points ago

I came.

[–]Milkslinger 0 points1 point ago

Dog pic is orig. Girl was shopped in.

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

Worse, or better?

[–]oitsalex 0 points1 point ago

Her day is about to be photoshopped

[–]stuckinleaves -1 points0 points ago

sshhheerrrpppeedddddd

[–]Lyianx 0 points1 point ago

Ya know, I dont really see the point of her top. At that point, its not like shes really covering anything. (not saying that to bash or anything, just a viy for topless freedom. :P )

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Unless she likes urine, then her day will be made

[–]WhiskeyMeteorite 0 points1 point ago

Claiming territory. Smart idea.

[–]BarniNFriends 0 points1 point ago

Shopped. I'm sorry to ruin your buzz...

[–]propaglandist 0 points1 point ago

Meh. If you can't recover from that when the sun's still that bright, you don't deserve to have a nice day.

[–]thehuntedfew -1 points0 points ago

That's one pushy dog ;)

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 0 points1 point ago

Yeah all that photoshop is getting in her sun.

[–]Catch22af -1 points0 points ago

Who's the bitch now?

[–]throweraccount 1 point2 points ago

Her face must have smelled like another dog's piss.

[–]WeldingMouse 0 points1 point ago

Look at my balls.

. . . .

Look.

[–]CrowKaneII 1 point2 points ago

She's going to get CHIGGERS!

[–]sploogey 0 points1 point ago

Hey man, that's racist.

[–]DJ_codeword 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know R. Kelly had a dog...

[–]KingT23 0 points1 point ago

OR IS IT???

[–]headscrew 1 point2 points ago

And I'm sitting here masturbating.

[–]flying_pigs -1 points0 points ago

Probably not the first time she's had balls in her face.

[–]6689 0 points1 point ago

Mine!

[–]CrispyJenkins 1 point2 points ago

That dog's about to make her day.

[–]sambadam 0 points1 point ago

It took way to long for me to see that there was a dog in the picture.

[–]hooizyoo 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe that's exactly what she was hoping for when she laid down.

[–]turtle513 0 points1 point ago

oh boy golden shower

[–]pdmock 1 point2 points ago

Or her day is gonna be awesome if she's into that sorta thing.

[–]TheMidnight1200AM 0 points1 point ago

Haters gonna hate

lovers gonna love

I don't even want

none of the above

I want to piss on you.

[–]EVILEMU 0 points1 point ago

this looks so terribly shopped.

[–]load_all_comments 1 point2 points ago

ruined....or BEST DAY EVER

[–]infinite0ne 0 points1 point ago

Her Day is About to be Ruined Photochopped...

[–]padzilla49er 1 point2 points ago

Or her mind is about to be opened to some new possibilities. lol

[–]TinySteiny 0 points1 point ago

Looking at this picture I thought, "man, this happened already. This dog already pissed on this woman. And the guy who took the picture just sat there, knowing it was going to happen. This woman's day is now ALREADY ruined."

I mindfucked myself a little

[–]modeltq 0 points1 point ago

Where are her tits.

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

They are somewhere in her future, like maybe when she turn 15 or 16.

[–]CooForMe 0 points1 point ago

Doggie pee make boobies grow.

[–]typtyphus 0 points1 point ago

would even be funnier if it was real

[–]FaroutIGE 0 points1 point ago

inb4 creepy neckbeards asking for the video

[–]gmikoner 0 points1 point ago

I have a neckbeard. Is there a video?

[–]frasier_crane 0 points1 point ago

Oh how I'd love a video of this...

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she's into that kinda thing.

[–]icanseehiswang 0 points1 point ago

i can see his wang

[–]A747CHICK 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

Good dog

[–]MrFubul 1 point2 points ago

Son, with that A-cup, her life is ruined.

[–]Sir_Hooves 1 point2 points ago

That is the most photoshopped image i have ever seen that hasnt been outright stupidly fake

as in this could happen.

[–]talkingdingo -1 points0 points ago

That's my wing-man.

[–]MessiahX -1 points0 points ago

I don't know... a surprise shower may actually feel great in a hot day like that.

[–]testreker -5 points-4 points ago

awful photoshop. Glad you failed to get any significant amount of upvotes. Good day.

[–]Cucumber_boat_wire -1 points0 points ago

I want to shake the photographer's hand. Whoever decided to snap this shot instead of call out to warn her deserves an award.

[–]TroutM4n 0 points1 point ago

... Did you really not notice that this is two images spliced together?

[–]70000 -2 points-1 points ago

4/10

[–]lydocia -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if pee, or 69.

[–]alienbrayn -2 points-1 points ago

Mosquito bites

[–]Soviet_Waffle -2 points-1 points ago

Ruined? More like rained! AHAHahaha.... I'll show myself out.

[–]nemmera 3 points4 points ago

Ruined? More like urined... Yeah, I'll follow you out.

[–]sj_user1 -2 points-1 points ago

She could use a run

[–]Grizmeer -2 points-1 points ago

Don't act like you don't want to do the same thing.

[–]Iskra_12 0 points1 point ago

Or her day is about to be made... who knows she might be into that...

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]WolfPaws123 -2 points-1 points ago

It already was, considering she has no boobies.

[–]SurSpence -3 points-2 points ago

Smart dog, claiming what is his.

[–]pedobearstare -3 points-2 points ago

Look at her tiny breasts... Her day was ruined a long time before this.... Also shopped

[–]swizzle_sticks -3 points-2 points ago

you need more downvotes for submitting photoshopped shit

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[–]Persica 0 points1 point ago

Do you work for the Mormon church?

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[–]Persica -3 points-2 points ago

well, i feel bad for you. on the upside, you can reddit at work.

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[–]Persica -3 points-2 points ago

i dont really, its a figure of speech i guess?

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