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[–]NichaelBluth 0 points1 point ago

Isn't Thanksgiving next month?

[–]DBiz 0 points1 point ago

Yes. OP has no clue.

[–]iamtheliquor86[S] 0 points1 point ago

you must have no clue. Thanksgiving is celebrated today in Canada

[–]DBiz 0 points1 point ago

As an American, I know nothing about Canadian history, what exactly do you guys give thanks for? Not helping us form a bigger country back in the day?

[–]iamtheliquor86[S] 1 point2 points ago

Its more less just a thing. We don't really believe in gods or anything. Just thankful to all be around and get together for a good meal

[–]DBiz 0 points1 point ago

Well that's awesome. Every country needs an excuse for a family gathering around a table. Are there traditional foods I should be aware of? I'm sure you know the usual 'Merican cuisine on TGiving.

[–]jamesherr44 0 points1 point ago

It's similar to American thanks giving but when we finish the flaming turkey race, we actual insert the cucumbers in our anus rather than eating it

[–]iamtheliquor86[S] 0 points1 point ago

saem stuff, Potatoes, turkey, stuffing, carrots and squash

[–]iamtheliquor86[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not in Canada. It is Today

[–]NichaelBluth 0 points1 point ago

My apologies. Oh wait, you're the Canadian here, so apologize to me.

[–]iamtheliquor86[S] 1 point2 points ago

Buddy, i'll come to your house and slam cupboards

[–]funkycheeses 0 points1 point ago

we actually use our locks in America, good luck slamming his cabinets

[–]speedx5xracer 0 points1 point ago

OP obviously lives in the land of moose and maple syrup...

[–]Qkix 0 points1 point ago

What is this, the Polish bomb squad?

No offense to Poles.