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Sure, why not? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]HopelessDistraction 10 points11 points ago

I would totally use one of those.

[–]Dragondog45 5 points6 points ago

What I find funny is how many times have you purchased something with this post's title on your mind? Pez dispenser? Kit-kat? I am sure the place where you are shopping dictates the impulse buy items. Cock ring soap? Sure, why not?

[–]milbradt 4 points5 points ago

I was just cleaning it, and it went off.

[–]Fuzzytigercat 2 points3 points ago

Mark, Tom, and Travis Show!!!

[–]BreanaKathleen 3 points4 points ago

most appendages? what other appendages would you clean with this :S

[–]acefrehley12000 4 points5 points ago

I was on ifunny one time...

[–]Superj714 4 points5 points ago

I remember my first beer

[–]Homer69 3 points4 points ago

Aww this preteen just discovered Spencer's.

[–]jellyfungus 3 points4 points ago

hastings?

[–]comadremadre 2 points3 points ago

My thoughts exactly...

[–]Locrian_DM 1 point2 points ago

I could see this turning into a poor-man's fake pussy pretty easily.

[–]Jackski 0 points1 point ago

I read an article on cracked the other day about the worst home-made sexual devices. One of them was a bar of soap with a hole drilled through it. This just seems like it saves the time and effort.

[–]Locrian_DM 0 points1 point ago

Heh, it would get looser with use just like in real life!

They should try a candle. Get a nice big altar candle and carve a hole through the middle or something. Wax wouldn't wear out the way soap would.

Why am I still awake? I think I'm drunk again.

[–]blowfishish 0 points1 point ago

I work at Hastings. This isn't the worst of the wtf things we sell.

[–]Kingwoodhacker 0 points1 point ago

As a former employee, I can confirm this.

[–]wolfesquire -1 points0 points ago

What if it doesn't fit?

[–]doiber70 -1 points0 points ago

Isn't it really bad to soap your dick anyways? I'd bet it'd sting like a motherfucker...

[–]9bananaman 0 points1 point ago

id need a smaller size

[–]breaking_bald 0 points1 point ago

so what happens as you wear down the soap? use a pump to make your wang fit or just hold onto the end of your dong and spin it like a jumprope with the soap spinning around it?

[–]Jackjacks 0 points1 point ago

Not right now, i have to go take another shower.

[–]satanclauz 0 points1 point ago

I got this for a friend a few years ago. His gf was away for a while visiting family http://www.spencersonline.com/product/stroke-on-a-rope/

[–]B_O_A_T_S -1 points0 points ago

Weiner cleaner soap... Saliva?

[–]doughnut_blossom -1 points0 points ago

I would get my boyfriend this as a gag gift. I wonder if it might feel good? Shower play!

[–]Inky69 -3 points-2 points ago

My bf does that for me

[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

wat?

[–]Pickledsoul 0 points1 point ago

she said that she has a wiener.

[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

WAT

[–]reversepsychosis -5 points-4 points ago

Too tiny.

[–]Fuzzytigercat -1 points0 points ago

Yea kind of small...

[–]A_Higher_Porpoise -2 points-1 points ago

looks like the small penis brigade hates you. it would be too tiny for me also. we can be penis pals.

[–]reversepsychosis 3 points4 points ago

The best part? I don't have a penis.

[–]rokuterra 2 points3 points ago

Seeing that you are at Hastings without sounding creepy what state do you live in that has one?

[–]tom_mandory -2 points-1 points ago

It would be awesome if we could actually read that

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