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[–]TheCosmicWhale 2 points3 points ago

[–]miaomiao 2 points3 points ago

FIRE CRACKASS!

[–]zabquart 2 points3 points ago

A friend of mine was doing a rotation at the local ER and she had one of these come in. It might have been funny when you were drunk.. but he won't be laughing the rest of his life. So it turns out once you destroy your sphincter muscle, you can't really repair it. This guy will have a colostomy bag the rest of his life. I'd like to be there the next first date he says.. "Hey baby hold on, I need to change my colostomy bag." That will win her over!

[–]toksnok -1 points0 points ago

Are those bag washable and can be used again? Would save tons of toilet paper... and the rain forest.

[–]Wholesaletrash 0 points1 point ago

But it didn't say it on the warning label so I thought it would be safe.

[–]shakakka99 0 points1 point ago

If it didn't specifically say it on the warning label, you already have a rock-solid lawsuit. In America at least.

[–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

that's gonna leave a mark

[–]more_load_comments 0 points1 point ago

Dick shaped mark, on his bum, for the win!

[–]bgar0312 0 points1 point ago

ouch, its soo deep

[–]hitthemafia 0 points1 point ago

Truly...words of wisdom.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

When I was a kid this what I used to picture when someone would mention explosive diarrhea

[–]AAA1374 0 points1 point ago

It looks like someone carved out a penis in styrofoam.

[–]ggskater 0 points1 point ago

It's like blue waffle, but black.

[–]SaladFengasPapit 1 point2 points ago

Idiot!

[–]MasonFr429 0 points1 point ago

THIS is why you don't fuck yourself with a firework. Lotta friction guys..

[–]red91sit 1 point2 points ago

BAHAHA check out the little afro puppet in glasses!

[–]TwoOhSevEnt 1 point2 points ago

Thats from a bottle rocket, not a firecracker. Rocket doesn't take off due to being wedged between butt cheeks, flames burn the shit out of his ass.

[–]shaggy1265 1 point2 points ago

That was bigger than a firecracker.

[–]thefigpucker 0 points1 point ago

Asstounding...

[–]bdylan39 0 points1 point ago

Ow.

[–]cUnderFire 0 points1 point ago

Noted.

[–]duhduhduhdiabeetus 0 points1 point ago

Beans can be dangerous.