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[–]Orange_Mocha_Frap 386 points387 points ago

OH MY GOD this is my friend's baby picture! She's a girl by the way.

EDIT 1: Proof http://imgur.com/bTI7b this is her now

EDIT 2: Better picture with her making the face http://imgur.com/ezkz4

EDIT 3: Even better proof courtesy of the baby herself http://i.imgur.com/jPCKa.jpg

EDIT 4: For everyone complaining about the lack of butt chin. http://i.imgur.com/3eR6v.jpg

[–]mach-2 84 points85 points ago

HEY! HEY YOU! ^

GET BACK HERE!

You can't just say that and run off without providing proof!

EDIT: Better...wait is she pregnant too?!

. . .

Sigh.... they grow up so fast.

[–]Orange_Mocha_Frap 20 points21 points ago

sorry had to check with her and make sure it was okay on it now!

[–]AmericanCobra 8 points9 points ago

You think someone would do that?

[–]apocalypsebaconstrip 3 points4 points ago

Come over here, lie on the internet?

[–]rorokitty98 17 points18 points ago

How is that proof?

[–]Orange_Mocha_Frap 9 points10 points ago

Here she is making the face. Better? http://imgur.com/ezkz4

[–]Sparkles_ 3 points4 points ago

Can't be her, she's lacking a butt chin ಠ_ಠ

[–]alincatz 34 points35 points ago

IT COMES BACK IN TIMES OF NEED: http://i.imgur.com/3eR6v.jpg

[–]meatspun 598 points599 points ago

Looks like the baby version of this guy.

[–]Viperwolfs 436 points437 points ago

Inconceivable!

[–]xubes 92 points93 points ago

No, it looks like he was conceived.

[–]awhaleofatale 100 points101 points ago

Where did I leave off? Ah yes Austrailia

[–]VirtualAnarchy 40 points41 points ago

Authtralia!

[–]majuhlazuh 34 points35 points ago

[–]Blacker_Jesus 26 points27 points ago

Anybody want a peanut?

[–]en_ 43 points44 points ago

InconTHeivable!

[–]Gruffnut 66 points67 points ago

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]lennybird 53 points54 points ago

Inigo Montoya was on NPR this past week (it was The Princess Bride's 25th anniversary). You can read/listen here: http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2012/10/05/162383428/mandy-patinkin-25-years-after-the-princess-bride-hes-not-tired-of-that-line

Brightened my day up.

[–]pyx 25 points26 points ago

Apparently he is asked everyday to say his iconic line. I don't think I could live with that. I would kill myself. With a shotgun. To the face.

[–]sorryaboutthatbro 18 points19 points ago

He really seems to love doing it, though. I saw him at a concert in dc once. He yelled the line out with no prompting from the audience.

[–]lennybird 17 points18 points ago

That's what I loved about this interview. He seems like such a humble man, so grateful for the opportunities he was given.

[–]mahound[!] 17 points18 points ago

also with Mandy Patinkin: Dead Like Me

[–]MrBrawn 11 points12 points ago

He's on "Homeland" now. Such a great actor.

[–]McCackle 10 points11 points ago

I also know who he is.

[–]Fuqwon 11 points12 points ago

How did I never know that Mandy Patinkin was Inigo Montoya?

[–]AdVictoremSpolias 3 points4 points ago

Mandy Patinkin, holla!

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 0 points1 point ago

i think one could make an account, use only this comment, and get to 100,000 comment karma in one year.

[–]red321red321 14 points15 points ago

FALSE

If he was inconceivable then he would not exist, much like the look-alike baby in question but clearly he was born and does indeed exist.

[–]sweet_monkey_tits 2 points3 points ago

I've upvoted you 4 times in the past for some reason...have another one.

[–]WTF_NIGEL 303 points304 points ago

[–]DeathToPennies 109 points110 points ago

I approve of this account.

Just don't over-do it, and we're fucking solid.

[–]WTF_NIGEL 174 points175 points ago

[–]Glorious-G 43 points44 points ago

You can go far my friend

[–]hamiest 25 points26 points ago

His posts are gold. Makes me want to procreate. With my hand.

[–]DrewBot7 9 points10 points ago

And my feet.

[–]ZeusJuice 18 points19 points ago

And my axe!

[–]DrewBot7 6 points7 points ago

Dude, put down the axe.

[–]Hydroweedmancer 4 points5 points ago

This is a less awkward looking baby.

[–]holyhotdicks 3 points4 points ago

"Smashing!"

[–]FatherGregori 25 points26 points ago

More like this guy.

[–]TheImpetuous 10 points11 points ago

More like Don Rickles.

[–]NilfWarrior 9 points10 points ago

The baby looks alot like Tim Robbins http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000209/

[–]sweetkarmajohnson 4 points5 points ago

more like this

[–]Redditor8472 4 points5 points ago

I was more thinking of Creed Bratton.

[–]schrutebeetfarms 18 points19 points ago

[–]PineappleBoots 3 points4 points ago

Where's he from? I can't place it

[–]ImSpicy 11 points12 points ago

"Hey, Griswold. Why don't you just give me half your money, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it even."

[–]missalissa15 1 point2 points ago

my thoughts exactly.

[–]GrilledCheeser 113 points114 points ago

Beautiful baby blue eyes.... and the chin of a well aged hobo.

[–]ksrymy 22 points23 points ago

I give it ten minutes before someone makes it a meme.

[–]Katzchen 151 points152 points ago

I'm poopin'

I'M POOPING!!!!!

[–]michaeldraven 26 points27 points ago

congratulations...but this is not the time, nor the place.

[–]texacer 36 points37 points ago

95% or redditors are on the shitter at any given time.

[–]sardiath 9 points10 points ago

70% of statistics are made up.

[–]Neebat 2 points3 points ago

95% of the people reading this think you made that up.

[PROOF]

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 10 points11 points ago

if poopin at the photog's is wrong, i don't want to be wiped.

[–]fouxdefafa 5 points6 points ago

Just when I thought I was done laughing at this photo, I scrolled down and saw this comment... there are tears rolling down my face right now and I can't breathe.

[–]Friendship_Arsenal 16 points17 points ago

Am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?

[–]anthrocide 6 points7 points ago

I feel bad for getting that reference.

[–]Friendship_Arsenal 2 points3 points ago

I felt bad knowing that no one had made that reference yet.

[–]ifrankenstein 1 point2 points ago

jesus christ. i just pissed myself.

[–]VaelatheRogue 49 points50 points ago

Looks like Kyle Gass from Tenacious D

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 22 points23 points ago

This is not the great pic in the world, this is just a tribute.

[–]Useless_Wooden_Boy 31 points32 points ago

The Pic of Destiny.

[–]captionUnderstanding 6 points7 points ago

Good god that is clever.

[–]uniqueOddity83 6 points7 points ago

I thought the same thing.

[–]genny_fish 51 points52 points ago

This would be a good one to reenact now that you're older XD

[–]eliminnier 79 points80 points ago

Bottom pic: "Man, I am getting hungry:

Top pic: "I get tits for dinner!"

[–]kingbinji 7 points8 points ago

not so awesome when u realize its your moms

[–]Yodamanjaro 12 points13 points ago

Meh, you've done better.

[–]Chiddaling 2 points3 points ago

All I heard was Bane saying "I get tits for dinner!"

[–]courjd9 36 points37 points ago

So which meme will this become?

[–]salemchiles 23 points24 points ago

Well, looks slightly condescending, perhaps a little angry, and like it's trying to blow stuff up with its mind. So...that's what we've got to work with.

[–]CaptainNoBoat 18 points19 points ago

Conniving Psychokinesis Baby?

[–]Smoke_That_Shit 3 points4 points ago

Not a meme, but this is the exact phrase that popped into my mind:

http://imgur.com/BGozU.jpg

[–]holyhotdicks 8 points9 points ago

I don't know but look at that chin! Fuckin' Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder right there.

[–]SublimeSloth 1 point2 points ago

Oblivious Orphan

[–]alincatz 26 points27 points ago

THIS IS ME!! and i am a girl but the comments are DEAD ON.

[–]onehundredjobs1 2 points3 points ago

What do you look like now?

[–]alincatz 2 points3 points ago

[–]GGPapoon 15 points16 points ago

Sometimes, but not very often, you really do laugh out loud.

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 7 points8 points ago

yes, and for me it's at a wedding ceremony that's deeply religious.

[–]saywee123 6 points7 points ago

And when it happens, you're sitting on the toilet and your roommate can hear you laughing.

[–]garishbourne 5 points6 points ago

I'm practicing digital painting so here http://i.imgur.com/G7R4C.jpg

[–]aDoctorOctopus 41 points42 points ago

[–]calamander6 30 points31 points ago

Laughed for 5 straight minutes, don't remember the last time I laughed out loud that long

[–]jrainr 17 points18 points ago

I would look away for a minute and then as soon as I glanced back at the screen, it started all over again.. This was seriously the most ridiculously amusing photo I've seen for as long as I can remember.

[–]calamander6 2 points3 points ago

Exactly what happened to me, I've come back to it so many times wondering why it is so funny. I am never disappointed

[–]Common_Man 2 points3 points ago

I didn't laugh when I initially saw it, but the more I looked the more I laughed.

[–]TheAntsKnuckles 15 points16 points ago

If Colin Mochrie were a baby.

[–]ThroughTheForests 13 points14 points ago

Perfect PTSD Baby picture: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r9fsz/

[–]beelzeblob 9 points10 points ago

[–]p_U_c_K 4 points5 points ago

if I had money I'd make this into one of those abortion billboards, just really confuse everyone.

[–]ezaviar 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of Elmer Fudd!

[–]ThisCountsAsWork 4 points5 points ago

This needs to be the default image that comes with picture frames.

[–]SirWilly77 4 points5 points ago

Unfortunately, things didn't get any better for him once he got older:

http://i.imgur.com/Vb6r6.jpg

[–]Forcefedlies 6 points7 points ago

I refuse to hold ugly babies and I have no idea why, I think partly because I feel like the parents will notice I think it's ugly.

[–]collybeanz 5 points6 points ago

That's hilarious. I refuse to tell people with ugly babies that their children are "cute" or anything of the sort. I can't lie. I usually lean back on, "Aw, look at that!" or something of the sort.

[–]Slybunny 16 points17 points ago

Oh my god.. It's Dopey.
http://i.imgur.com/NqepH.jpg

[–]Lukez0r 1 point2 points ago

not creepy at all..

[–]cuevacuev 2 points3 points ago

[–]AiKantSpel 6 points7 points ago

[–]Operation_Felix 3 points4 points ago

I think this is the type of thing r/funny needs to be. Actually funny pictures that don't need too much explanation. I don't go on here to read what's on everyone else's facebook.

[–]elchoss 2 points3 points ago

is just me or that little kid looks like Terry O'Quinn?

[–]davidoford 2 points3 points ago

AMA request.

This Kid.

[–]oOfollyOo 2 points3 points ago

my first thought was elmer fudd for some reason..

[–]snoogans235 2 points3 points ago

I used to work at the Sear's Portrait Studio, and I was able to take a picture of a kid that looked dead up like jabba the hutt (only not green). I thought the picture was amazing, but the parents were not so keen to see the likeness of their son and a intergalactic gangster slug. I know exactly how much joy a weird baby picture can bring.

[–]wxhughes 2 points3 points ago

I was a baby once... ONCE.

[–]Mr_Unknown 2 points3 points ago

That kid, is going places!

[–]gremlinz43 2 points3 points ago

mini Don Rickles

[–]Attempt12 2 points3 points ago

Dat chin

[–]J4k0b42 2 points3 points ago

New pointless meme in 3... 2... 1...

[–]Gummistiefel 1 point2 points ago

I've had a total shit day, and this made me smile. Thanks!

[–]mithrang 1 point2 points ago

Wow I'm feeling great! Thx for the photo

[–]rtfactor 2 points3 points ago

is it just me or he looks like Tom Hanks?

[–]Remy1985 2 points3 points ago

I don't laugh out loud that often to reddit --mostly because I work in a library-- but tonight all the library patrons are staring at me.

[–]S-E-X-X-Y 2 points3 points ago

Li'l Andy Richter.

[–]moisgreat 4 points5 points ago

Looks like Jim Norton.

[–]DSJ17 3 points4 points ago

Dat Baby, is the funniest baby I has ever seen.

[–]jansenvt 5 points6 points ago

It's really sad that he didn't stay this happy.

[–]buttholemacgee 4 points5 points ago

My god that is an ugly child.

[–]adamJOESKI 0 points1 point ago

all i see is a turtle, not sure why

[–]MauledByManbearpig 0 points1 point ago

I can't be the only person around here who sees a young fat bastard...

[–]syates 0 points1 point ago

this is her now

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[–]Sidic 0 points1 point ago

>mfw

[–]AnExcellentAdventure 1 point2 points ago

I think it has brought similar joy to my life so I do have an idea.

[–]Thesewalls 0 points1 point ago

:')

[–]GoopPie 0 points1 point ago

The Savior generation.

[–]timmyboy15 0 points1 point ago

SO happy!

[–]wearthathat -1 points0 points ago

I wanna see this kid in 10 or so years; he's gonna have the greatest family pictures.

[–]shmeepness -1 points0 points ago

He totally looks like these guys!

[–]MamaDogood 1 point2 points ago

Baby Jim Gaffigan...

[–]jordanegreenberg 1 point2 points ago

Get ready for a bunch of new memes

[–]rheanen 0 points1 point ago

Please update and recreate this!

[–]Zaidy721 1 point2 points ago

Can someone make this a wallpaper?

[–]majinjohnny 1 point2 points ago

It's as if the baby remembered something funny, in some sort of PTSD way.

[–]RazgrizS57 0 points1 point ago

"They used to say I was too young to use the toilet

Not any more"

[–]schrutebeetfarms 1 point2 points ago

Got a little dolan in him

[–]kingbinji 0 points1 point ago

how do you make one of these pictures?!

[–]Speark 0 points1 point ago

Those eyes

[–]tigergotwood 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he is in the middle of say mmmcckkkayyy

[–]Remember_Prometheus 0 points1 point ago

Hey, what's over there?

Ooooh dats niceeee

[–]face_kill 1 point2 points ago

That baby totally looks like Kyle Gass.

[–]I_am_Senate 0 points1 point ago

Is that teet for meeee!?

[–]fresnosmokey 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Wallace Shawn as a baby.

[–]Ionisation 1 point2 points ago

I'm tripping on mushrooms right now and this is great.

[–]barneysrubble 0 points1 point ago

Now I do

[–]bluemantobiasfunke 0 points1 point ago

Is that Bill O'Reilly's kid?

[–]UselessWisdom 0 points1 point ago

There is a possibility that his eyes are not yellow.

[–]joshr03 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was in /r/WTF

[–]BanjoPikkr 0 points1 point ago

This pic is great fodder for future ridicule! Excellent.

[–]KING__LUR 1 point2 points ago

You have no idea how much fear this picture has brought to my life

[–]Banana_Party 0 points1 point ago

Was he mutilated?

[–]rmc330 0 points1 point ago

Joy? That's terrifying.

[–]omgstars 1 point2 points ago

I am frightened. Reason #75 why I don't want children... THAT could happen O_o

[–]hobaggg 0 points1 point ago

That is one ugly baby.

[–]FemaCampDirector 1 point2 points ago

Actually, as a Dad... I do. :-)

[–]imiiiiik 0 points1 point ago

so you went on later to star in the Shawshank Redemption did you not?

[–]fibreoptik 1 point2 points ago

Someone was pooping during the photoshoot... and it wasn't the photographer.

[–]awyeauhh 1 point2 points ago

It's like the longer you look the funnier it gets.

[–]oh-you-pringles 1 point2 points ago

"They put me on the treetop, i hung them from the treetop"

[–]PrinceHerbert 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure if it's the marijuana or this picture, but I laughed for 10 minutes straight.

[–]WallflowerLana 0 points1 point ago

That really is an adorable looking little kid!

[–]ThickestMocha 1 point2 points ago

dat chin.....

[–]ffuuukaren -1 points0 points ago

Poor baby, he must have seen such an abnormal pair of "milkers"

[–]talkingdingo -1 points0 points ago

Does that baby weigh ~7kg?

I ask b/c I've had a really busy day.

[–]randalf_the_gandalf 0 points1 point ago

Bill Murray

[–]Lunixed -1 points0 points ago

Aaww, so cute.

[–]Appeasement -1 points0 points ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]gravity_plan -1 points0 points ago

E.T. !

[–]kevonicus 1 point2 points ago

What's really going on.http://i.imgur.com/U6asW.jpg

[–]tantobourne 1 point2 points ago

The baby's face goes really well with this post that GeorgeWashington recent put up.

[–]smfc 1 point2 points ago

God I was really stoned when I looked at this, cracked up for around 15 minutes.

[–]darsh_vader 0 points1 point ago

looks like the human version of this guy

[–]gilbyrocks 0 points1 point ago

I think I just threw up.

[–]sp1ker 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, that chin reminds me of an American dad episode I saw recently, Roger stroking Steve's chin.... disturbing

[–]rfp_drew 1 point2 points ago

I spent longer than I'd like to admit attempting to recreate these faces in the mirror.

[–]Austinangelo 0 points1 point ago

This couldn't possibly be Rage Cage, could it?

[–]Chasem222 0 points1 point ago

Rob Dyrdek?

[–]The137 0 points1 point ago

There's not just one! There's two!!!

[–]MackinCheez 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the baby from Ghostbusters II

[–]FortofTwo -1 points0 points ago

John Locke?

[–]arkalon -1 points0 points ago

That is how I imagine superman looked as a kid. The chin dimple proves it!

[–]thegoodsyo -1 points0 points ago

I'm pretty sure that is the best chin ever. Cute!

[–]ike4077 1 point2 points ago

Baby Elmer Fud?

[–]ccashman5 0 points1 point ago

I see Bill O Reilly :(

[–]Cakeflourz 0 points1 point ago

Dwight Eisenhower.

[–]ichbineineschweine 0 points1 point ago

looks like penn jillette

[–]jwmiliam 0 points1 point ago

High on chromosomes?

[–]POLLOS 0 points1 point ago

[–]chrisbravo24 1 point2 points ago

"You are one ugly motherfucker!"

[–]joperx 0 points1 point ago

Y'all look just the same to me... baby or grown up...

[–]splinx001 0 points1 point ago

Joy is one way of saying it or creeped the fuck out would be another...