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[–]Grindstone50k 2 points3 points ago

He was also a lion once. Don't fuck with guys who were lions.

[–]NarwhalChimp42 3 points4 points ago

He also saved thousands of Jews from the Nazis and led Narnia in a time of crisis.

[–]LeaveMySauce 2 points3 points ago

"Hey, you guys remember that guy who slaughtered like 50 of our guys last time we fucked with him? Let's go kick his ass!"

[–]beatauburn7 0 points1 point ago

He also fought wolves with mini bottles taped to his hand.... err Number one Badass over here!

[–]Br1tt12 0 points1 point ago

But he died

[–]beatauburn7 0 points1 point ago

You don't know that! it never should that part. One can only assume young padawan.

[–]drunk_irish_guy 0 points1 point ago

actually there was a bonus scene where it shows blood and glass everywhere and it pans to him and the wolf slowly breathing, and they stop breathing together.

[–]Br1tt12 0 points1 point ago

Well... Only equipped with broken mini bottles and surrounded by north America's most deadly animal. I'd be safe to assume he died.

[–]freen69 1 point2 points ago

He also would never be believable as a green grocer

[–]atlusblue 0 points1 point ago

Kingdom of Heaven too. not everyone's favorite but I liked it.

[–]RabbitSlayer212 0 points1 point ago

so, taken 2, whats reddit's opinion

[–]bspielburg 0 points1 point ago

Not bad.

[–]Joshjelly[S] 0 points1 point ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we found a worthy opponent for Chuck Norris.

[–]lujanr32 0 points1 point ago

I think he's our generation of Chuck Norris

[–]septimus379 0 points1 point ago

he's also aslan and hanibal from the A-team.

[–]Kwaasi -5 points-4 points ago

Just realized Liam Neeson was Qui-Gon-Jin... Mind blown.

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[–]Grindstone50k 5 points6 points ago

You're in the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.

[–]Joshjelly[S] 0 points1 point ago

We won!