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[–]deja-vu-comment 18 points19 points ago

That's a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.

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[–]Notemy 5 points6 points ago

"Yes Baldrick, I will send you a postcard"

[–]thenumberZED 9 points10 points ago

hell yes black adder

[–]DerMann 4 points5 points ago

Socks seem to be like sex for me, plenty of them around but I never seem to have any.

[–]TBONENCF 4 points5 points ago

I like how you say "If" I can't find a job", as opposed to "When I can't find a job". How delightfully optimistic

[–]DoctorCraigyWhoFerg 7 points8 points ago

Blackadder = Upvote.

[–]SolemnPutty 0 points1 point ago

I have few weaknesses but blackadder is one of them.

[–]badcrass 3 points4 points ago

What do you expect with an Art History Degree?

[–]atlusblue 4 points5 points ago

my science degree resulted about the same. I'm currently living as a yak in Mesopotamia.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 0 points1 point ago

You must be very warm as an Iraqi yak.

[–]Massif_centrale 0 points1 point ago

Hey man, don't attack the Iraq yak.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 2 points3 points ago

If you live as a mountain goat in Nepal, I'm not sure you'll EVER rest.

[–]gozips 2 points3 points ago

Is this his real dialogue? Where is this from?

[–]P-Rickles 4 points5 points ago

Black Adder the Third. It's on Netflix. Start with II, then the Third, then Goes Forth, THEN the first one. You won't regret it. Here's my favorite line from II: "Her purse is as capacious as an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on."

[–]MortisLocke 3 points4 points ago

"She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!"

[–]TheLifeConundrum 2 points3 points ago

That sounds like a baaaahhhhd idea. Sorry for the sheep shot.

[–]Wyrmshadow 2 points3 points ago

hmmm, Blackadder, started talking to yourself I see?

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Yes, it is the only way I could be assured of intelligent conversation.

[–]Birdjizz 1 point2 points ago

I'm a balloon.

[–]Jogolan 1 point2 points ago

Its hard to imagine Mr. Bean speak...

[–]P-Rickles 4 points5 points ago

OH MY GOD watch The Black Adder. (Start with Series II and go back to the first one after Black Adder Goes Forth.)

[–]DarthNinjabadger 0 points1 point ago

Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's bloody annoyed.

[–]MortisLocke 1 point2 points ago

I Looooooove Black Adder.

[–]Mightyvvhitey 1 point2 points ago

Right in the feels. I have the same situation. I dont think i would chose goat though. too low on the food chain. I'mma be a bear.

[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 1 point2 points ago

People who go to universities are stupid, go to a trade school. You're almost guaranteed a job if you take a trade, you might not enjoy your job but it will pay well and it's alot less school.

[–]KiisuTheMagnificent 1 point2 points ago

Oh god this is awesome.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

what is your degree in?

[–]waitfirst 0 points1 point ago

Wait first!! I am a Nepalese. Goats is to Nepalese as Chicken is to most of the West. So, think about how much time you have left.

[–]XLegacy 0 points1 point ago

Happy Cake Day, bro.

[–]ivillalobos11 0 points1 point ago

happy cakeday!