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My planet needs me... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]fallencathedral 33 points34 points ago

This is what happens when a cat collapses under the weight of its own shame.

[–]DrizzX 4 points5 points ago

"Man it would be so embarrassing if anyone were to see me like..." plop

[–]I_Am_TheSnuggler 201 points202 points ago

Bumble Bee, Rolling Out!!

[–]Astrofur 47 points48 points ago

This would have been a more appropriate title

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 73 points74 points ago

Don't worry, it'll be reposted by next week with that title, I promise.

[–]laurev23 4 points5 points ago

Have you seen anything this week that isn't a raging repost? The world is apparently out of funny and we're recycling.

But I still love this damn gif.

[–]MarvinTheAndroid42 6 points7 points ago

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

[–]fuck_yeah__shut_up 1 point2 points ago

The problem is that we learned these are posted in order of importance. We reduced the funny, and now we are reusing the funny. The next step is destroy the gifs

???

Profit!

[–]dyabolikarl -1 points0 points ago

Beat me to it once again .. :(

[–]Kirkenjerk 0 points1 point ago

Dibs.

[–]teuast -1 points0 points ago

Was gonna say something like this, but you said it way more artfully than me. I'm normally one of the least perceptive people around and I know I've seen this at least eight times as posts.

[–]lolmanroxs 0 points1 point ago

Fabulous username.

[–]Valefox 23 points24 points ago

Autobots, ROLL OUT.

[–]riquenunes 7 points8 points ago

God dammit Mittens, have you been drinking again?

[–]WhitEXOuT 19 points20 points ago

Not drunk, just buzzed.

[–]damndaewoo 4 points5 points ago

slowclap.gif

[–]MoreFlyThanYou -1 points0 points ago

Which was the title when I saved this gif last year.

[–]Servuslol 29 points30 points ago

Hesitant expectation of awesome -> ridiculous burst of lol.

[–]uvamark10 0 points1 point ago

You could say I rolled onto the floor laughing...

[–]kshiz 17 points18 points ago

I shouldn't bee here!

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 2 points3 points ago

What are you bumbling on about?

[–]TheJohnnyWombat 3 points4 points ago

wasp are you going to do about it?

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 2 points3 points ago

Wow, your reply had a real sting in it.

[–]imanygirl 3 points4 points ago

Buzz off!

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 2 points3 points ago

You don't want to piss me off, Honey.

[–]Scunner132 2 points3 points ago

I can tell you're not some delicate flower.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, unlike some of the hive-mind drones I've seen here on reddit.

[–]jpiglet 53 points54 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel once the edibles kick in... 53coms 1317pts 3mos trees
I have to go now. My planet needs me. 76coms 1669pts 3mos gifs
When I get caught watching porn 66coms 1726pts 4mos reactiongifs
When I'm looking at a hot girl and her dad sees me 6coms 358pts 1mo gifs
Buzzted... 5coms 83pts 3mos gifs
When my gf catches me looking at porn. (sfw) 12coms 336pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]opticbyte 39 points40 points ago

It's so old it's been reposted from /r/trees.

[–]wshs 1 point2 points ago

That list is not sorted alphabetically, by age, by post count, or by karma. This saddens me more than the image being a repost.

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[–]rabidmunks -4 points-3 points ago

no one gives a fuck

[–]noyoureugly 4 points5 points ago

lol I was looking for this comment as soon as I saw the gif.

[–]f937r 0 points1 point ago

I don't give a shit how many times this one was reposted. It's fucking funny.

[–]jboogie216 3 points4 points ago

why do people do this? If people cared about reposts or not, they wouldn't upvote it to the front page.

[–]Lost_In_Transylvania 8 points9 points ago

Complaining about reposts is actually the #1 thing not to do according to the reddiquette page.

[–]sgt_ep1k 7 points8 points ago

Making a table with links is ok though.

[–]rdmusic16 1 point2 points ago

If people cared about reposts or not, they wouldn't upvote it to the front page.

This doesn't make sense.

[–]jboogie216 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, let me rephrase: If people thought reposts were bad, we wouldn't see them on the front page all the time.

[–]rdmusic16 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I see. I disagree though. Most people tend to dislike reposts when it has been posted very recently, and they saw it. Many times something is reposted it hasn't been seen on here by many redditors.

So, while they do dislike the reposts they've seen, they upvote many reposts they haven't seen/haven't seen in a long time.

[–]LtCthulhu 0 points1 point ago

That first one has a great title though...

[–]risen200 14 points15 points ago

Its a repost, but i don't give a damn. I love this gif

[–]Bad_Grammer_Girl 3 points4 points ago

How about the video?

[–]fuck_yeah__shut_up 0 points1 point ago

Poor manxy: not a happy busy bee.

[–]killer_seal 1 point2 points ago

Somehow the video made it go from very funny to kind of sad :(

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[–]halloni 0 points1 point ago

There is always someone faster than you, you can't beat the internet dude!

[–]jbluphin 2 points3 points ago

More like the poor thing just gave up on life.

[–]decavolt 2 points3 points ago

Alternatively titled: "My owner is a jerk for doing this to me. I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

[–]MoroccoBotix 2 points3 points ago

Here's the YouTube version.

[–]compbioguy 1 point2 points ago

How have i never seen this? Thank you all for the lols

[–]Zaun42 4 points5 points ago

http://img.reversegif.com/17951.gif

[–]p3x447 1 point2 points ago

To the rescue......

[–]has_six_fingers -1 points0 points ago

is it that one planet from super mario galaxy?

[–]LegitLemon 5 points6 points ago

To infinity, and beyo - oh fuck

[–]Maddudehahaha 1 point2 points ago

My planet needs me.. fuck it they can wait a day or two.

[–]remsleep42 0 points1 point ago

This was the first time that r/funny has made me utter a hardy chuckle this night Thank you for the lol, good sir

[–]LadyoftheWood -1 points0 points ago

This is the most perfect gif, thank you for reminding me of it :)

[–]RelaxingThought 0 points1 point ago

Hey baby, whatchyoo doi-AAAAAAAAAsplat

[–]Pandarosa -1 points0 points ago

candy, candy for everyone!

[–]sxtxixtxcxh -1 points0 points ago

I showed this to my almost6years old and she said to make it backwards so here's this: http://reversegif.com/kw6

[–]BigEasyBobcat 1 point2 points ago

This made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes.

[–]Laminar 0 points1 point ago

Sayanarrrrraw!!.....

[–]berserker87 0 points1 point ago

One of the best.

[–]junkyskunk 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this a dozen times and I still lose it every single time.

[–]phood4thought 0 points1 point ago

Still landed on his feet.

[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

"IS THAT A CAMERA? IM SO EMBARRASSED"

[–]dayb4august 0 points1 point ago

The Queen needs me!

[–]jauntygoat 0 points1 point ago

"I'm a rambling wreck from Georgia Tech and a hell of a kitteneer..."

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

little bee, he's very busy

[–]rebelreligion 0 points1 point ago

I'm outta heeeereeee

[–]SkiBacon 0 points1 point ago

The first time it played I laughed, the second I thought it had died.

[–]PesterChester -1 points0 points ago

This is the first cat pic/gif/cat anything that I actually laughed at... Besides the cat shot by an arrow

[–]lilnas313 0 points1 point ago

Did the same thing http://i.imgur.com/wQvHK.jpg

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 1 point2 points ago

Just look straight at his face every time.

oh god lol.

[–]polewiki 1 point2 points ago

Repost. Too funny, don't care.

[–]makhno 1 point2 points ago

Why do cats just go limp when wearing clothes?

[–]brucemo 0 points1 point ago

It is actually starting to become conceivable that your grandparents played first person shooters when they were kids.

[–]ChurchstonWinhill 0 points1 point ago

Scuba practice. Seems legit.

[–]herrakonna 0 points1 point ago

Damn... my wings stopped working again...

[–]moogoesthecat 0 points1 point ago

This would make an excellent d-bag jedi gif.

[–]CrackHeadRodeo -1 points0 points ago

Hate pussy posts, but this is good.

[–]newaccounta 0 points1 point ago

Is that his special getaway move?

[–]Brickfrigid 0 points1 point ago

This is an awful title.

[–]Aeronniell 0 points1 point ago

Thats what my Mac does when i put his little dinosaur sleeveless hoodie on him <3 he either rolls over or walks backwards n stuff xP

[–]Fyropyro 1 point2 points ago

All I can say is that my life is rather plain...

[–]katluvr33 0 points1 point ago

So. Um. I kinda just died laughing at this. This is greatness, I say, greatness.

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted for the title.

[–]azrael9 0 points1 point ago

All I could think when I saw this was This cat's pajamas are the bees knees.

I'll show myself out.

[–]clairvoux 0 points1 point ago

SO MANY GODDAMN LOLZ.

[–]ribbers 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this is the funniest GIF I've ever seen.

[–]omfgchoclate 0 points1 point ago

"So we'll hunt him, because he can take it."

[–]izoid09 0 points1 point ago

Catnip. Not even once

[–]Zerocyde 0 points1 point ago

Finally! After like, 2 months of reddit, a "my random fucking pet" link actually makes me laugh!

[–]rescuedlotion 0 points1 point ago

This is kind of fucked up. Obviously, someone pulled the cat with a string or something off of the bed. Fuck that person.

[–]Vultax 0 points1 point ago

I'm at work and sit across from my colleague who is also my supervisor. Every day I risk coming on Reddit without her realising. Today I had to explain my sudden outburst of laughter while doing a Vat Reconciliation....

[–]Dreddy 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he tried to lie down for a pat, started to roll, accepted his fate.

[–]nameswillbetaken 0 points1 point ago

Autobots roll out . . .

[–]verygoodbiezy 0 points1 point ago

Lol I just laughed so hard I woke everyone up

[–]autocorrects 0 points1 point ago

I only got 121 karma total for posting this here and to /r/gifs...

[–]ElCapitandelmar 0 points1 point ago

..."kill me"

[–]Tdogg425 0 points1 point ago

10 adda 10

[–]LightingEnvirons 0 points1 point ago

Planet... Earth? "I'm da bee, like, from nature?" -SB

[–]Galevav 0 points1 point ago

Amusing coincidence anecdote:
This morning I was browsing Reddit before leaving for work. I closed a tab and this one came up underneath just as I hit the button for my computer to hibernate.
The cat looks at me and rolls away dramatically as the screen fades to black.

[–]bummblebeezzz -5 points-4 points ago

i've seen this twenty times. GTFO

[–]bluepen9 17 points18 points ago

I actually don't mind seeing this gif again mainly because it is funny.

[–]Sneakygiraffe28 13 points14 points ago

First time I saw it.

[–]nazguel3536 5 points6 points ago

Same here. I chuckled for a good 15 seconds

[–]KellyTheET 2 points3 points ago

First time for me. I liked it.

[–]Rappguy -1 points0 points ago

Relevant username is relevant

[–]boblamb58 -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for the LOL.

[–]deja-vu-comment -2 points-1 points ago

I just came home with a cheesburger. Roommate's kitten greeted me and I gave him a big hunk of the cheesy beef on the table. He started going nuts, jumped up, slipped, slid, and fell on his ass on the floor. He just laid there contemplating his idiocy until I put the beef on the floor and he ate it with humility. His face when.

.

[–]LadyoftheWood -3 points-2 points ago

this is so good I read it twice.

[–]chasmoffaith 0 points1 point ago

"Do a barrel roll!" ( Z or R twice)

[–]eskimopussy 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I never actually laugh out loud at anything on reddit, but dammit you got me here.

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

And this was the highlight of my day. It wasn't even a bad day at all.

[–]MsABQ323 -2 points-1 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks this is cruel to do to the poor cat? First dressing it up, then letting it fall...hmpf.

[–]shnizzaga -2 points-1 points ago

the first 10 times were KIND OF funny, now its just silly. Stop reposting this gif

[–]thepretty -5 points-4 points ago

When I was playing eighth grade basketball this happened when i was going in for a floater. The refs called a foul because they thought the sound of the clap was a defender hitting my arm. Yeah, I did just change your life with that story.

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