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I googled 'how to offend reddit', and found this. (images.nonexiste.net)

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[–]shatonamime 48 points49 points ago

these are better

[–]ThatCrucible 40 points41 points ago

this one is probably my all time favorite. http://i.imgur.com/8MDLh.jpg

[–]AmishHomicide 5 points6 points ago

These need to be in Comic Sans.

[–]alastor136 2 points3 points ago

I still don't get what it is between reddit and Comic Sans.

Sure, it's a nice font, but why is everyone going bloody bonkers over it?

[–]AmishHomicide 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure if you're trolling with the "nice font" bit, but in case you're not: I think most people tend to hate Comic Sans. I know it's widely hated in the design community. I can't really say exactly why, but if I would have to guess it's because the font is seen as juvenile and childish, possibly reminding people of Geocities and teachers trying to make handouts seem "fun."

[–]alastor136 -1 points0 points ago

huh. I honestly did not know that. I for one like it.

[–]Venexis 1 point2 points ago

Big whoop. I hate Wingdings or whatever it's called (you know, that one way at the bottom of the fonts list, that makes your sentence look like all the keys from your Gamecube controller and symbols from the local weather maps vomited all over your document) but nobody declares war on it. And it's not even fucking readable.

[–]ElRed_ 1 point2 points ago

The same windings where in school the rumor was that if you typed in 911 you would get a plane and two buildings. THEY KNEW!

[–]Aycoth 1 point2 points ago

Thats because no one uses wing dings other than to piss people off.

Meanwhile, Comic sans is an overused font for kids power point presentations and the business man who really doesnt give a fuck.

[–]anniebonannie 1 point2 points ago

Or Curlz MT

[–]LauretteOB 1 point2 points ago

wow so it just wasn't loading for me and I thought the clever bastard had given a fake address that wouldn't ever go.

[–]thehighhobo -1 points0 points ago

The frustration I got from reading those, is over 9,000 said captain pikard

[–]stampyourfoot 100 points101 points ago

You know what offends me? These "I googled blahblah" posts. Big woop. I googled "what are the symptoms of herpes" but I don't go posting about it on the internet.

[–]tdn 45 points46 points ago

He didn't even google it. Somebody else did, 5 months ago and came up with the title. http://imgur.com/JUSG9

[–]NuclearGrape 124 points125 points ago

but you don't get it. Its a repost, so it offends Reddit. So meta.

[–]JACK_HEATH_JOKER 39 points40 points ago

Oh shit......

[–]jbg830 24 points25 points ago

And the fact he didn't use imgur is really the icing on the cake.

[–]Captain_Yossarian 7 points8 points ago

If he really wanted to offend, he'd have linked to 9gag

[–]RainbowPlatypus 0 points1 point ago

That would be too blunt, it's more subtle this way.

[–]GeorgeTheGeorge 14 points15 points ago

OK. That just blew my fuckin mind.

[–]fireflower413 7 points8 points ago

My computer has been having trouble loading images from the internet for some reason, so for a little while I honestly thought that "how to offend reddit" was to post a broken picture with a title that makes you want to look at it. It was so much better of a joke before the picture loaded.

[–]Frankthegeek 1 point2 points ago

I hear you, brother.

[–]Priff 0 points1 point ago

I thought so too, especially because the URL is images.nonexiste.net

what is the actual picture? :P

[–]fireflower413 0 points1 point ago

I think it was a picture of Patrick Stewart with a quote: "Use the force, Harry." Attributed to Dumbledore.

[–]milfshakee 0 points1 point ago

and the fact that it took ten ages to load too. meta + meta = ?

[–]ShamanPipeGoesKABLAM 1 point2 points ago

But reddit is getting super fucking meta.

Some guy: "Hey I made OC/ a meme/ took a cool pic, maybe I should upload it to reddit!"

Gets to FP

Reddit: "That's really cool. Let's make sure we get 20 posts on the FP in response to it!"

7 responses hits FP

Further Reddit: "Hey, that response to that meme was so cool! Let's make another response to the response of the fp submission!"

Edit: Now we have the meta memes like confession bear, and that dumb whore.

"I actually like cats." "I actually like confession bear memes." "Oh you took a pic of one thing but its really just something else. I'll buy it because I'm a fucking whore."

Maybe I just haven't seen those memes outside the context of reddit posts because the FP ones always revolved around reddit posts.

[–]Jonny_Watts 2 points3 points ago

Well he really found a way to offend you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Actually, what he found is that reddit gets easily offended at "look what I googled post".

[–]Pandorasbox64 0 points1 point ago

Well you just posted it on the internet, and I'm guessing that your guessing that you may have herpes.

[–]EasilyTurnedOn 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. You reminded me to add "I googled" to my ever growing list of res filters. If you're not doing it I highly suggest it.

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[–]opaeoinadi 5 points6 points ago

I googled 'I googled how to offend reddit and found this' and found this.

[–]The_Soul_King_Pirate[S] -3 points-2 points ago

I'm really sorry I really had no idea. Should I take it down?

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[–]SonofSin17 7 points8 points ago

At first I thought OP was a faggot but now I realize hes a master troll...and you...you are his troll-ee

[–]ElOtroMateo 0 points1 point ago

the meta troll

[–]tenkei 0 points1 point ago

Did you hear it that time? I think you almost got it.

[–]spage6 -1 points0 points ago

What asshole googles 'how to offend....' in the first place?

[–]ketostarcraft -1 points0 points ago

Yes.

[–]tenkei 1 point2 points ago

Did you hear that sound? That was the sound of the joke flying over your head.

[–]hapaxLegomina 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I love Lord of the Rings 2coms 0pts 3mos funny
I googled "how to offend reddit" and found this 331coms 766pts 5mos funny
How to piss off Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Harry Potter, and Star Wars fans at the same time... 3coms 15pts 7mos funny
Use the force. 6coms 14pts 10mos funny
Use the Force, Harry -Gandalf 34coms 69pts 1yr funny
How to upset every single nerd on the planet 7coms 15pts 1yr pics
How to upset every single nerd on the planet. 4coms 10pts 1yr pics
Was looking for the Morpheus Meme in Google Images when this showed up: 1com -4pts 2mos funny
How to offend every kind of nerd with one picture. 6coms 14pts 12mos pics
Master Troll 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
A wise man said... 9coms 13pts 1yr pics
best magneto quote ever 5coms 24pts 7mos pics
My friend mixed up Star Trek and Star Wars. I posted this on his Facebook wall. 6coms 33pts 7mos funny
Use the force... 4coms 10pts 9mos pics
Use the Force, Harry 7coms -7pts 1yr funny
Use the force... 283coms 679pts 1yr pics
Captain Kirk tells it like it is 0coms 0pts 19dys funny
How to anger Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings fans all at once... 7coms 11pts 1yr reddit.com
Someone told me you guys like images of old guys with words by their heads 13coms 16pts 7mos atheism
Yeah, that seems about right... 4coms 20pts 1yr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]elbruce 4 points5 points ago

Nah, Reddit's on to that.

Throw in a misspelling though...

[–]jenjen3252 -2 points-1 points ago

Through*

[–]lngjohnslvr 9 points10 points ago

Haha that's still some funny shit though.

[–]IAmHomeless 4 points5 points ago

It worked. Because it is a fucking repost, and it is not funny.

[–]I_Would_Be_So_Pissed 1 point2 points ago

I would be so pissed

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 0 points1 point ago

This is magical.

[–]I_RAPE_RATS 0 points1 point ago

This one comment is really letting down your comment history, bro.

[–]ShamanPipeGoesKABLAM 0 points1 point ago

I goggled "repost," and found this.

[–]wasniahC 2 points3 points ago

The idea of this offending reddit is more offensive to reddit than the content

[–]Dango_LXIX 0 points1 point ago

Collect the whole set!

[–]B-Jamz 4 points5 points ago

Ahhh, gotta love some classic Ian McKellen.

[–]Ashl 1 point2 points ago

Thought that was Chris rock..?

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[–]accostedbyhippies 3 points4 points ago

Clearly, Dolph Lundren

[–]BIG_SILVER_PONY 0 points1 point ago

I'M OFFENDED!

[–]TheAristrocrats -1 points0 points ago

I totally read that in Captain Kirk's voice.

[–]phishroom -1 points0 points ago

Yer a wizard, Luke.

[–]buttyanger 0 points1 point ago

How about the load time?

[–]Nucking-Futs 1 point2 points ago

Nice username OP. One Piece fan?

[–]The_Soul_King_Pirate[S] -1 points0 points ago

yup

[–]music_and_science 1 point2 points ago

Do you know why this showed up when you googled 'how to offend reddit?' Because someone already came up with the idea and made original content.

[–]ergomnemonicism 0 points1 point ago

This should offend reddit's delicate sensibilities

[–]CornFedHonky 0 points1 point ago

Who are you people that have time to sit around typing dumb shit into Google?

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

I think a more offensive post would be one insulting cats using the wrong your, as well as spelling mistakes.

[–]boostmane 1 point2 points ago

That doesn't offend us, reposts that make it to the front page weekly or daily for years and years get us. And Typoes.

[–]Saturdays 1 point2 points ago

You offended us by not posting this with an imgur link

[–]Castigar2000 0 points1 point ago

Just support abortion, oppose abortion, and promote both Christianity and atheism in the same comment. Always works for me!

That or just slam either bacon or kittens and the vast majority of reddit will hate you instantly.

[–]UrbtoOSU 0 points1 point ago

Another good way to get a lot of downvotes is to try to act really tough and threaten people on reddit via comments.

[–]TigerWylde -1 points0 points ago

Dude thats retarded, i'll kick your ass if you post stupid shit again.

[–]ottoscorzato -1 points0 points ago

This is more likely to offend all the 15 year old girls on Tumblr.

[–]TylerAug 1 point2 points ago

Also not on imgur, so good job.

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

It's really easy first spell everything wrong, second fake facts, third state that you hate bacon, forth force religion on people or call everyone that worships a god an idiot, fifth hate cats, sixth repost everything and pretends its your own,seventh over use meme, eighth go to four chan and post everything you can from there. Ninth I'm not telling. Tenth repeat 1-8 till you learn the ninth.

[–]SirHarpo 0 points1 point ago

I Binged this, got a Yahoo return page and now I have a headache.

[–]Dynasty471 0 points1 point ago

What offends me is that whatever this is, it's refusing to load for me

[–]Ginger-Nerd 0 points1 point ago

I would think like taking a shit on a cat while it slept would offend more people on reddit, that this.

[–]agnosticdeist 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting a guy dressed as a cop confiscating a bag of trees while shooting a kitten...just sayin'

[–]deixmachinis 1 point2 points ago

I clicked this, and it just showed a blank page with a loading screen but never actually loaded anything, and I thought that was the joke. :(

[–]failedparachute 0 points1 point ago

It took forever to load for me, so I was thinking, "Is the idea behind it that it never loads..?"

[–]IriquoisP 0 points1 point ago

My favorite quote from A Game of Thrones

[–]TootieFruities 0 points1 point ago

No Doctor Who? I'm offended.

[–]HeartJacker13 0 points1 point ago

Or you found it on Reddit.

[–]iwontupvotecats 0 points1 point ago

repost son...you really did offend reddit

[–]A3gis 0 points1 point ago

The image took forever to load and the url had "nonexist" in it so I thought that was the joke. Then it loaded.

[–]KamehameHanSolo 0 points1 point ago

That's not how you offend Reddit. Your clearly not trying hard enough.

[–]alastor136 0 points1 point ago

either website's down, extremely laggy, or I am missing something here.

[–]doubleD 0 points1 point ago

Why would you put the picture of John Locke from Community on that quote?

[–]ravenclawx 0 points1 point ago

Why would you want to offend us?

[–]MachoNinja 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, is this a bible thing?

[–]trikillr42 0 points1 point ago

Yeah this is what I came up with upon googling the exact same thing...

[–]Dassshie 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that thinks Patrick Stewart gets more attractive as he ages? I mean, damn.

[–]celticguy08 0 points1 point ago

Why do you want to offend us huh?

[–]hurstk2 0 points1 point ago

Why was this ever even made?

[–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point ago

Reposts are the best way to offend Reddit, and it looks like you've done a pretty good job.

[–]DumbleDear 0 points1 point ago

I'm offended

[–]DerEnder 0 points1 point ago

Jimmies: Rustled

[–]samurai712 0 points1 point ago

Funny, I googled "repost" and found this.

[–]Loopyprawn 0 points1 point ago

Not enough spelling errors.

[–]smalltownofgods 0 points1 point ago

This made me cringe.

[–]Rc591323 0 points1 point ago

I- I'm actually offended... Wow...

[–]Tyrannasourusjake -1 points0 points ago

I am quite offended if I do say so myself

[–]DiegoMoBa 0 points1 point ago

It's extra offensive since it's a repost...

[–]Gr33ny 0 points1 point ago

well played

[–]camr0n 0 points1 point ago

That's Dark Vater from "Star Track". He used his light saver to kill Dumblestiltskin.

[–]DearestYeti 0 points1 point ago

What? That's not. . . ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE

[–]kdar 0 points1 point ago

UUUUGGGHH you know what offends me? The lack of respect for typography. Put that quote on one line, damnit.

Here, I fixed it.

[–]murderbum999 -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to 2009!

[–]SubjectofMatter 0 points1 point ago

Repost you fucking wanker!

[–]SenorBeefy 0 points1 point ago

That's my favorite episode of Battlestar Galatica!

[–]9sp7ky3 0 points1 point ago

I have hoveroom and while waiting for the pic to load I thought to myself "It's the fucking loading spinner isn't it..." Then I noticed the site where it comes from images.nonexiste.net....Nonexisting images? I was like ttthiiiisss motherfucker....Then, on my way to the comment's I naturally hovered over it once more and there, before my eyes, was.......can you guess?

[–]HeartofSteak 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I loved John Locke in Lost!

[–]DutchJester -1 points0 points ago

You googled how to be a faggot; congratulations, you succeeded.

[–]wtw4 -2 points-1 points ago

The most offensive part is how badly that simple picture was put together. I mean paint has like 5 different tools to make that background a solid black.

[–]MoldyHashbrown 0 points1 point ago

The chances are very slim to Happen to google the same thing as another redditor did a few months ago.

[–]el_bhm -1 points0 points ago

Bruce Willis! GET YOUR SHIT TOGHETER!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

I have a much better way to offend reddit, brace for the downvotes it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Offensive

[–]Kaminohanshin 1 point2 points ago

No no, put than in /r/politics! You'll get waaaaay more hate!

[–]RemainingAnonymoose -1 points0 points ago

Woulda been funnier as nicholas cage.

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