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[–]SXHarrasmentPanda 362 points363 points ago

Pictures #6, 8, 31 and 32 do not feature breasts, yet they are featured in an album named 'KATY PERRY'S TITS'. You lied, but I ain't even mad..

[–]sophacles 169 points170 points ago

But... he said 80+ pix of them, 84 (album size) - 4 = 80, and he didn't exlusively so its not like he lied.

[–]BobbyRayBands 34 points35 points ago

9 doesnt have tits either.

[–]betarded 18 points19 points ago

used_bathwater, you GOD DAMNED LIAR!!

[–]Himeetoe 20 points21 points ago

BUM, BUM, BUUMMMMMMM.....!!!

[–]Cheetles 23 points24 points ago

No, I'd rather have tits thank you.

[–]thenagainmaybenot 9 points10 points ago

80 is not 80+

[–]Jabus 21 points22 points ago

You can have a single tit. So each photo has 2 tits. Which would mean just under 160 tits in that album. Am I doing this right?

[–]Diablo87 38 points39 points ago

This should make up for it

http://imgur.com/a/b7bLl NSFW

[–]Endyo 3 points4 points ago

Gotta love how white that thing is. I can't say it's anything bad though.

[–]aadamstewartt 31 points32 points ago

[–]hgeyer99 3 points4 points ago

no time to be mad

[–]redzinx 155 points156 points ago

why there is always a zoey deschanel picture on a katy perry album lol

[–]Hypnotoad2966 49 points50 points ago

You made me go looking for it. #48 if anyone is curious.

[–]PeopleAreStaring 58 points59 points ago

This picture if anyone is lazy.

[–]JasonEay 16 points17 points ago

I was hoping for someone like you.

[–]bill5125 8 points9 points ago

Thank you.

[–]chubowu 159 points160 points ago

[–]DELTATKG 215 points216 points ago

[–]Bring_dem 26 points27 points ago

I just giggled for like 3 minutes straight watching this.

[–]DELTATKG 8 points9 points ago

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 47 points48 points ago

#48 is Zooey Deschanels

[–]qizarate 41 points42 points ago

To be fair, Katy Perry is just Zooey Deschanel's face on a porn star's body.

[–]sicklyfish 44 points45 points ago

That's cool with me.

[–]riquenunes 72 points73 points ago

Fuck Emma Watson, man. I wanna see Katy Perry nude.

[–]SonOfDadOfSam 186 points187 points ago

I agree with both of your suggestions.

[–]TheRanchoChupacabraj 5 points6 points ago

Fuck Emma Watson

Me likey.

[–]Nj_all_day 99 points100 points ago

[–]come_on_seth 11 points12 points ago

Looks like Kermit was crying out 'mommy.'

[–]OmgNoodles 47 points48 points ago

[–]CochMaestro 67 points68 points ago

[–]MrRAYGUN2009 68 points69 points ago

[–]red321red321 117 points118 points ago

[–]HisRoyalHiney 97 points98 points ago

I feel like I'm entering a fight in Final Fantasy IV

[–]PoopAdventure 7 points8 points ago

And unless you've leveled up your party some, they are all going to die (enter imagination).

[–]ChrispyK 3 points4 points ago

No, not like this... I'm too young to be cockslapped to death.

[–]App1e5auce 4 points5 points ago

Sabin can suplex the fuck out of this

[–]Ridlas 43 points44 points ago

I appear to have more blood flowing through my genital than I did before looking at those pictures.

[–]Calackyo 25 points26 points ago

I have the most scientific boner ever.

[–]JohnCarpenterLives 25 points26 points ago

I'm SO happy that I can still jackoff to normal stuff on the internet.

Sometimes.

Now and then :(

[–]come_on_seth 2 points3 points ago

okay, katie

[–]barton26 25 points26 points ago

[–]shabado9889 59 points60 points ago

[–]Traunt 17 points18 points ago

As stated previously in other threads, I will upvote this picture every time, along with 2 gifs:

  • the "dis gon be gud" where the guy brings in a chair and unfolds it
  • the black kid eating popcorn. The chewing motion he makes kills me.

EDIT: here are both gifs, for the lazy: popcorn and chair

[–]SuminderJi 23 points24 points ago

Gus from Psych?

[–]ienjoymen 8 points9 points ago

That's Lavender Gooms. Not sure who this 'Gus' is

[–]Traunt 4 points5 points ago

I had no idea where it came from. Now I do.

[–]EthanBeatles 4 points5 points ago

You mean..... Michael Jackson?

[–]Ajhicks4628 2 points3 points ago

The Michael Jackson popcorn gif? How do you not know who Michael Jackson is? (Forgive me if I'm thinking about a different gif)

[–]vuxa 26 points27 points ago

[–]derping 42 points43 points ago

[–]chili_cheese_dog 53 points54 points ago

Glad he didn't have more sunglasses on.

[–]sargeantb2 59 points60 points ago

I was shocked that he didn't have them. I'm just so used to seeing the infinite-sunglasses one.

[–]the_awkward_turtle 15 points16 points ago

Just putting it out there, number 48 isn't Katy. Not that it matters, there's still 83 actual katys.

[–]snap_wilson 21 points22 points ago

She is a very healthy-looking woman.

[–]wiffleball_lgnd 11 points12 points ago

LITERALLY JESUS

[–]reyortsedtnuc 2 points3 points ago

48 is not Katy Perry

[–]DeathToPennies 6 points7 points ago

Great. Now go do the same with Anne Hathaway.

[–]Haddadios 1 point2 points ago

Now this is a religion I'd follow.

[–]ShoMeUrNoobs 2 points3 points ago

I have no idea who you are, where you live, or how to find you. But I love you. From the bottom of my genitals, I love you. Best album ever.

[–]xanh86 321 points322 points ago

[–]digiorknow 76 points77 points ago

That guy has more self control than I do.

[–]red321red321 256 points257 points ago

Katy makes my pee pee feel so happy and I really like her.

[–]huggableplum 56 points57 points ago

I too enjoy the stimulation that her mere presence in my mind brings to my external lower appendage.

[–]aggravatedmonkey 43 points44 points ago

whatever happened to just saying..."i wanna bang that chick."

:D

[–]StairwayToTruth 19 points20 points ago

Clearly you're not the monkey touching Katy Perry's awesome bodacious mammaries.

[–]StairwayToTruth 2 points3 points ago

[–]NewteN 15 points16 points ago

It's fucking awesome that he smiles afterwards

[–]Kabibbles 10 points11 points ago

You see the smile on that monkeys face? He is really diggin those fun bags.

[–]Newshoe 4 points5 points ago

Well, at least one of the apes from The Planet of the Apes has risen.

[–]NotaMethAddict 650 points651 points ago

Reddit will upvote anything with boobs, won't it?

[–]Hardfaps_baps 99 points100 points ago

[–]mechabeast[S] 493 points494 points ago

you have boobs in your comment so...

[–]Jorgemeister 336 points337 points ago

( . Y . )

[–]DSTFU 214 points215 points ago

( . Y . )

[–]Rosezenaa 178 points179 points ago

( @ Y @ )

[–]HisHighNes 164 points165 points ago

The ol' pizza nips

[–]iDiedYesterday 41 points42 points ago

The ol' pizza pepperoni nips

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 8 points9 points ago

All it's missing is the cheese...

[–]Kroz_McD 18 points19 points ago

8===> - - - ( . )( . )

[–]ArchAngelleKrusty 21 points22 points ago

pew pew

[–]Supernaut_075 10 points11 points ago

//( * Y * )\\

[–]ncm3t4l 14 points15 points ago

( @ Y @ )

[–]Eagle20Fox2 5 points6 points ago

But now you've said boobs! Pretty tricky, OP.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 64 points65 points ago

Challenge Accepted. NSF... I'll just leave it as NS

[–]TheAmusedMuse 55 points56 points ago

WTF? That bra has almost no support.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 36 points37 points ago

*bro

[–]moarlongcatplox2 20 points21 points ago

*Mansierre.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 12 points13 points ago

Bro!

[–]zarthanon 8 points9 points ago

Manssier !

[–]im_friENTly 29 points30 points ago

Bob had bitch tits.

[–]Front-Butt 98 points99 points ago

[–]choikwa 6 points7 points ago

This is terribly difficult, if not outright impossible.

[–]DJAshian 2 points3 points ago

Reddit will upvote anything with turtles, brah.

[–]crudelegend 4 points5 points ago

It helps that she's hot.

[–]youregonnaloveme 0 points1 point ago

My entire submission history says yes.

[–]throwaway_080912 93 points94 points ago

Let's face it, you clicked on the comment section because you like tits and you want to see more. Well I have just the right thing for you:

Please consider adding your own content to these subreddits as they would be much appreciated by their subscribers. Thank you for your time.

[–]atomicoption 20 points21 points ago

You can combine subreddits?1? omg my life is over.

[–]KennyLoggnsDngrZone 17 points18 points ago

The most dangerous game man's ever played....

Challenge accepted.

[–]Swivle 3 points4 points ago

Purple link for me.

[–]misterswarvey 1 point2 points ago

Here I am leaving a totally valid, information adding comment.

[–]handysmurf 95 points96 points ago

I'm more of an ass-man, myself.

[–]Scotty2cky 57 points58 points ago

[–]Gemini_19 12 points13 points ago

Please don't be shopped. Please don't be shopped. Please don't be shopped.

[–]StairwayToTruth 8 points9 points ago

At this point, I don't care whether she shopped for that ass or not. It's all good from this side...

[–]reddit_all_before 69 points70 points ago

Dat smurf

[–]makeloveeveryday 32 points33 points ago

Take a swim with Katy

[–]Packiesla 122 points123 points ago

Yeah... that's not flattering.

[–]makeloveeveryday 58 points59 points ago

When was the last time you came to something flattering?

[–]Iamametameta 31 points32 points ago

My god, he's right!

[–]grammer_polize 6 points7 points ago

a long, long, long, time ago. :(

[–]StairwayToTruth 25 points26 points ago

A long, long time ago

I can still remember how

That porn used to make me cum

And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those tittays dance

And maybe I’d be happy for a while

But my cumming made me shiver

With every load I'd deliver

White mess on the magazine

I couldn't mess up more latrine

I can't remember if I cried

When my collection was thrown out by my bride

But something touched me deep inside

The day the porn had died...

So bye, bye Miss Hot Trophy Wife

Drove my Chevy into her levee but her levee was dry

Them good ole boys were getting rusty and dry

Wishin' this would be the day that I die

This would be the day that I die

[–]Matahuevos 2 points3 points ago

This is a beautiful college level poem.

[–]rjcarr 4 points5 points ago

Most girls with big boobs have flat asses and a wider waist-to-hip ratio. Of course, there are exceptions (Kim K), but it's generally true, especially with white girls.

[–]makeloveeveryday 3 points4 points ago

A white girl with a big ass is a true gift

[–]StairwayToTruth 4 points5 points ago

I think it's also worth mentioning that Mr. Smurf over there is a boob-man.

[–]StairwayToTruth 11 points12 points ago

You may be an ass-man, but me... I'm the scatman.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 3 points4 points ago

[–]asdfghjkl92 3 points4 points ago

I can't hear scat man without thinking of the other meaning of scat.

[–]thefreshprinceofca 154 points155 points ago

[–]sneffles 22 points23 points ago

Second time today I've seen this. Still interested in the source. Purely for comparison.

[–]ArchAngelleKrusty 22 points23 points ago

Purely for comparison Emma Watson look-a-like porn.

[–]God_of_Thunder 4 points5 points ago

well. yes.

[–]WhiteHattedRaven 3 points4 points ago

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE (different one, but, you know, at least it's something). To me she looks fairly similar. NSFW

[–]HisRoyalHiney 8 points9 points ago

this exists....

[–]thedooze 102 points103 points ago

I am now jealous of a monkey.

All time low.

[–]bartbart 130 points131 points ago

That's not a monkey. It's an ape.

[–]mechabeast[S] 41 points42 points ago

so...bonus

[–]thedooze 11 points12 points ago

I KNEW someone was going to correct me on that! I still didn't care enough to Google and use the right species name. Shame on me.

However, being jealous of an ape makes me feel 0% better.

[–]HydroCrank 13 points14 points ago

Get your hands on those you damn dirty ape!

[–]GREAT_WALL_OF_DICK 10 points11 points ago

Simple way to remember: apes don't have tails.

[–]RedAero 5 points6 points ago

It's not a species name either.

[–]Meanest_Phlebotomist 4 points5 points ago

If it makes you feel any better, humans are apes. So anytime you've been jealous of anyone, you've been jealous of an ape.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 12 points13 points ago

/r/katyperry for more agony.

[–]thedooze 8 points9 points ago

You have rendered me useless for the rest of the day. I might as well go home now.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 14 points15 points ago

Lavate las manos.

[–]Biggillen 18 points19 points ago

Can We get a face swap?

[–]b1ak3 8 points9 points ago

Is it just me, or does Russell Brand look especially well-groomed in this picture?

[–]daviddesousa 25 points26 points ago

It demostrates these little fellas are the closest thing to man, absolutely the same strong interests

[–]Adultery 17 points18 points ago

no, you see, this is the Katy Perry Effect. all adult males turn into gibbering chimps when they're near her.

[–]bitchjazz 12 points13 points ago

[–]dubd77 10 points11 points ago

oh, honey.

[–]timkobayashi 6 points7 points ago

[–]Mutjny 5 points6 points ago

Katy Perry and Russel Brand honeymoon photo.

[–]rdldr1 8 points9 points ago

Omg I love Zooey Deschanel!

[–]CrispyJenkins 2 points3 points ago

That sure is one sexy monkey

[–]herebezombies 4 points5 points ago

She looks like someone who's smiling but doesn't really know how to smile.

[–]KingWilson 19 points20 points ago

And there is the height of Katy Perry's contributions to the world.

[–]deadsoon 8 points9 points ago

More than most of these fuckers have given.

[–]RedAero 3 points4 points ago

You and me, baby, ain't nuthin' but mammals...

[–]Gallifrasian 3 points4 points ago

If I was a chimp I'd exercise like shit to be even stronger than the average man, then when I get close enough to her, I'd take out everybody in the immediate area and close in on her... At least that's how our first date would go.

[–]Enraged_Andy 0 points1 point ago

so that's what Katy Perry is in to nowadays...

[–]MustLoveVaginas 2 points3 points ago

I do think Katy Parry has no soul, those eyes

[–]Trindal 3 points4 points ago

Differently...

[–]Brocerystore 0 points1 point ago

I'd give her like, 20 bucks to show her boobs.

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[–]suhayla 3 points4 points ago

you're talking about katy perry, right?

[–]sicklovestudios -2 points-1 points ago

Reading the comments here makes me believe that Reddit is full of juvenile geeks.

[–]WTFICantFapToThis 20 points21 points ago

Really...

Juvenile Geeks...

On the internet...

In mass population...

The presses have been stopped.

[–]Johnny_McPoop 8 points9 points ago

I didn't know Captain Obvious is a redditor.

[–]Belsher 4 points5 points ago

It's tits... Who doesn't fucking love tits?! Especially since they are truly magnificent ones, belonging to a very attractive individual.

[–]skevimc -1 points0 points ago

This picture perfectly shows Katy Perry's career, and reason(s) for it.

[–]texasforever1 -1 points0 points ago

Good thing the monkey hasn't seen her without make up. Or we'd be back to the "monkey tears women's face off" issue again.

[–]c0d3m45t3r 0 points1 point ago

damn I wish that monkey wasn't in that shot, can it be removed?

[–]fuckin_in_the_bushes 0 points1 point ago

Ugh, I'd do. You never know how a monkey is going to react when you grab him.

[–]secretbuzz 1 point2 points ago

John Mayer has really knocked the hair up to another level.

[–]hostergaard 0 points1 point ago

That monkey looks mightily pleased with it self.

[–]queenmisfits 1 point2 points ago

Apes love those funbags too

[–]leighshakespeare 0 points1 point ago

Bubbles, is that you.

[–]thurberfan -1 points0 points ago

lucky monkey. I don't know what it is, but I fall for her and I can't say exactly why. Maybe the eyes, or the other pair.

[–]RWN406 0 points1 point ago

Cesar NO!!!!!

[–]Volraith 0 points1 point ago

Aww, what a cute chimp holding her baby.

[–]iamfromouterspace 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I am that monkey.

[–]Kryonix -1 points0 points ago

Isn't Katy Perry the one whose always complaining about how here big bazongas are?

[–]Steamr0ller 0 points1 point ago

They're just like us.

[–]eastriverdrive 1 point2 points ago

like in encino man when brendan fraser see the nubs and utters the word 'gazongas.' Her melons are universally loved by primates and homo sapiens.

[–]d_overclocked 0 points1 point ago

that picture, just proof the Darwin theory.

[–]scigs6 0 points1 point ago

Cans from the gods

[–]pingthepong -1 points0 points ago

Use both hands.

[–]Slayergnome 0 points1 point ago

Don't lie, we all know you would not have the balls to do that.

[–]WildBananimal -1 points0 points ago

I hate that stupid monkey... I love the chimp though!

[–]Haywood_Jafukmi 0 points1 point ago

I would. I'd hold the chimp even closer.

[–]fairwayks -1 points0 points ago

Aaahhh, the taste of cherry chapstick.

[–]Neil_Armschlong 1 point2 points ago

She really needs to just go topless while she's in her prime. Learn from Lohan!

[–]Slenderocean 1 point2 points ago

I'm 99% sure that this chimp and I descended from a common ancestor. A very horny, breast loving, ancestor.

[–]kersplona -1 points0 points ago

Zooey Deschanel is not Katy Perry.

[–]THINKSITSACAT 0 points1 point ago

Looks like that cat wants some milk!

[–]agrocragg 0 points1 point ago

Russel Brand sure has changed.

[–]sotech 1 point2 points ago

Is there a ratio between breast size and eye size, at least among Caucasian women?

[–]metaflix 0 points1 point ago

That's not how I remember Snoop Lion...