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[–]stuffedbuffalo67 134 points135 points ago

Better than sitting on the filth that is a BART seat.

[–]ImAwesome64 20 points21 points ago

The new BART seats are cleaner though.

[–]aldude3 16 points17 points ago

Give it a day.

[–]jtjdt 3 points4 points ago

Instead of the nasty carpet/fabric material they're using a plastic like material now.

[–]556x45 1 point2 points ago

you THINK their cleaner.

[–]nodnarbiter 0 points1 point ago

*they're

[–]Roger_Roger 0 points1 point ago

And only 15 years before they change them all out.

[–]Irrelevant_Goat 0 points1 point ago

I miss the BART :(

[–]McSleepy1515 9 points10 points ago

I doubt the filth was a big concern for him.

[–]Riggzz 1 point2 points ago

Hey! The new BART seats repel all sorts of bodily fluids, bro!

[–]Barto246 -1 points0 points ago

My name is Bart IRL so whenever I see the acronym BART it makes me do a double take. They never had our license plates in the gift shop so it's shocking to see!

[–]esquilax 6 points7 points ago

My son is also named Bort.

[–]sdiera231 -3 points-2 points ago

There is no way thats a BART train, too many white people..

[–]piccini9 45 points46 points ago

That picture smells like patchouli.

[–]daaays 4 points5 points ago

i know that guy! hes a mechanical engineer. we do play ultimate together though.....

[–]saintNIC 8 points9 points ago

Fuck I hate Hippies. I was born in Byron Bay which uses more litres of patchouli oil per head than any other populated area in the world. Brings to mind this dude who never took off his brown cords and was a total ladies man. My roomy got scabies from him and when we confronted him he broke down crying. Both his legs had huge stinky sores from scabies some swelling from staff infections. Dude was in hospital for a month as i was vacuuming the house (yes...all month). Fuck I hate hippies.

[–]accostedbyhippies 12 points13 points ago

Word.

[–]Kittiesaresonice 0 points1 point ago

12 days? Fair enough.

[–]OfficerBarbier 6 points7 points ago

Staff infections? Better fire those sickos.

[–]buronica -2 points-1 points ago

*staph

[–]DriveTurkey 1 point2 points ago

Nimbin anyone? Byron Bays got nothing on them.

[–]WcJessen 0 points1 point ago

We get them hanging outside businesses playing bongos while begging for pot money and smelling the place up with their patchouli shit, months of caked sweat, and (probably) jizz. Fuck hippies indeed.

[–]mocotazo 58 points59 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Friend saw this on the train this morning 2coms 6pts 1dy funny
Mass Transit Rider level 99 1com 1pt 1mo pics
Wish I thought to commute like this... 5coms 38pts 2mos funny
this guy decided to setup his own hammock on a train 83coms 1063pts 2mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Blue-Duck 0 points1 point ago

informative title is informative

[–]Morningxafter 42 points43 points ago

First of all that's NOT WTF

Second this was posted FUCKING YESTERDAY!! Have some shame, OP, you scumbag.

[–]joliedame 3 points4 points ago

This is the fourth or fifth time I've seen this posted on Reddit since August alone.

[–]Morningxafter 5 points6 points ago

No shit.

PROTIP: If you found it on Facebook, it's already been posted here.

[–]drbaconboy 23 points24 points ago

That looks comfortable as fuck. If I saw this in real life I'd be jealous I didn't think of it.

[–]sfoxy 5 points6 points ago

I actually thought the total opposite. Maybe if the hooks were like one more foot apart. This looks like a neck ache.

[–]cycopl[!] 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, with how his legs are, it looks UNcomfortable as fuck.

[–]HammerwithaD 14 points15 points ago

Of course thats on BART

[–]Phineas_Rage 10 points11 points ago

Yea I have a sneaking suspicion that dude was going to Berkeley

[–]abundantalliteration 4 points5 points ago

Probably coming from Berkeley

[–]Kyle-Overstreet 4 points5 points ago

Downtown to Ashby.

[–]soggyfritter 2 points3 points ago

I have a sneaking suspicion that his commute is to and from Telegraph and Haight streets.

[–]decept 8 points9 points ago

I'm sure it would be one hilarious sight to see when the train stops and he gets flung to the front of the cart

[–]txjdiesel 6 points7 points ago

You mean, the RIGHT way to ride the train

[–]uncooluserid 1 point2 points ago

I know this guy! Everyone calls him purps, and he's pretty ridiculous. I'm not surprised he would set up a purple hammock on Bart and not sit on the seats...

[–]ElusiveReverie 2 points3 points ago

This guys needs to visit /r/hammocks and learn the proper way to hang!

[–]OdinsBeard 3 points4 points ago

Special rules for our special snowflake. aaaawww.

[–]jazzybear 2 points3 points ago

BAY AREAAAAA! awww yiss

[–]pp9-1doodoo 1 point2 points ago

Gas, brake... Hammock?

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 2 points3 points ago

shake them dreads .. err.. shake that hammock

[–]6thGenTexan -1 points0 points ago

Everyone else in the train looks jealous.

[–]MongoStorm 0 points1 point ago

Soft ju.

[–]figman2 0 points1 point ago

I thought it would somehow relate to "HIGH ON COCAINE"

[–]Scfs2nb 0 points1 point ago

You mean Casey jones? Great song though!

[–]umiguess 1 point2 points ago

That looks like Bay Area Ratchet Transit.

[–]jnelson0031 0 points1 point ago

Alladin!!!!

[–]mavol 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Ben Taylor

[–]sebassi -1 points0 points ago

It's the only way to ride the train.

[–]CrabPonies 0 points1 point ago

He definitely saw the hammocks post a while back

[–]_adi 1 point2 points ago

DEAL WITH IT.

[–]Lecrazycatlady -1 points0 points ago

Genius.

[–]WineForMyMen 0 points1 point ago

Genius, that should be the only way to ride a train, I want to do this, shame I care too much about what others think!

[–]Skepsis93 0 points1 point ago

It needs to be turned 90 degrees so the train rocks him back and forth.

[–]BitterNAlone 0 points1 point ago

No it isn't, I would have gone over and twirled them up till they spin around until they got sick ;). But hey that's just me

[–]jfrom510 0 points1 point ago

Thats BART for ya

[–]lilbootz 1 point2 points ago

is that an ENO? I'm totally getting one of those soon

[–]575_haiku 1 point2 points ago

Hammock passenger
using handicap area.
Asshole in a sling.

[–]chyeahduh 0 points1 point ago

This just screams SkyMall.

[–]ihatethispart 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, this totally isn't WTF. It is, however, pretty awesome.

[–]SvenRhapsody 1 point2 points ago

Damn hippies

[–]roadgoeseveronandon -1 points0 points ago

only on bart

[–]AlexCail 0 points1 point ago

That picture took a long time to process in my brain. I Couldnt figure out if he was really close or really huge , it hurt a little.

[–]sn33zie 0 points1 point ago

Put this on /r/bestideasever. If it exists.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

if you're a douche

[–]TharsisRise 0 points1 point ago

One? That is HOW you ride a train.

[–]mistermuckle 0 points1 point ago

The rail is there for people to hold onto for balance when standing on a crowded train. It is not designed to hold a person’s entire body weight. This person is an idiot.

[–]theoceanisdeeep 0 points1 point ago

This isnt WTF, this is awesome.

[–]Jaared 0 points1 point ago

Train hammocks are going to be the next big thing, you watch.

[–]SHEEEIIIIIIITTTT 0 points1 point ago

That dudes a fucking Boss.

[–]nathan1942 0 points1 point ago

At least hes comfy, right?

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

Ask this man about his dietary and/or political beliefs. If you can withstand the next 30 minutes with a straight face, you win a Klondike bar.

[–]ClockCat 0 points1 point ago

Hammocks are pretty comfy

[–]rajaj -1 points0 points ago

Bart has switched to vinyl seats so the amount of killer bacterias are probably far less.

[–]Roger_Roger 0 points1 point ago

I have seen 2 trains in the past 6 months with the new seats. 2.

[–]Fner 0 points1 point ago

Don't mind me I'm just hanging out.

[–]susannahp 0 points1 point ago

Oh, Tyler Durden...

[–]boyssoul -1 points0 points ago

Fucking hipster faggots

[–]Indetermination 0 points1 point ago

I can dig it. Its not like anybody's expecting more from that guy.

[–]ghostinseashell 0 points1 point ago

He's in the wheelchair area.

[–]sanfranman 0 points1 point ago

Lol he's pretending to sleep as if he isn't loving the attention.

[–]Lillipout 1 point2 points ago

What stop is the Phish concert?

[–]pantan 0 points1 point ago

Chillin' too hard...

[–]Ronry 0 points1 point ago

I shall use this one day.

[–]gamtech55 0 points1 point ago

Hell I'd do that. If I had a hammock that is.

[–]rrm089 0 points1 point ago

He must shop at REI. I bet you he shops at REI.

[–]crasy8s 0 points1 point ago

This is now the ONLY way to ride the train.

[–]x9xJERKx3x 0 points1 point ago

I like trains

[–]apinney89 1 point2 points ago

Is that Kramer?

[–]bmuze1 0 points1 point ago

I thought this man was a giant at first

[–]jujumber 0 points1 point ago

You always have to shower after riding BART, your clothes will smell like ass too.

[–]caughtupinit 0 points1 point ago

BART? Typical.

[–]schreimann 0 points1 point ago

That man is a god damn mother fucking super genius and he should be given the nobel prize in awesomeness

[–]Fuckyourcunt 0 points1 point ago

We need a reddit/superfuckingawesome thread for posts like these.

[–]Jedditor 0 points1 point ago

What a dick.

[–]Tankercow 0 points1 point ago

How'd I know that this would be a pic on BART?

[–]AsylumKing 0 points1 point ago

Totally normal for BART...

[–]pinar747 0 points1 point ago

LOL...i love bart! a freaking free freak show every day of the week...

[–]hussy_trash 0 points1 point ago

Most comfortable man on the train.

[–]homorob0tic 0 points1 point ago

Berkeley as fuck

[–]SkunkadelicSLZ 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love Bart

[–]OnlyRadioheadLyrics 1 point2 points ago

Of all the things that happen on BART - this? This is what makes it onto WTF?

[–]DoseOfPoison 0 points1 point ago

no shits were given that day.

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

**only way to ride the train. FTFY

[–]maggotybrain 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, bart...

[–]BaobhanSith 0 points1 point ago

I kind of wish it would break and send his smart arse tumbling to the ground.

[–]mosqua 0 points1 point ago

filthy hippies.

[–]myupandupaccount -1 points0 points ago

...the bathroom is no place to be lying around.

[–]thebeattakesme -1 points0 points ago

i would "miss" my stop everytime

[–]abundantalliteration -1 points0 points ago

BART! I feel like I'm famous!

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 0 points1 point ago

lol why ? :P

[–]abundantalliteration 1 point2 points ago

Idk, cuz I've been on it trillions of times, and it's on reddit, so it's like my dna is on reddit.

[–]Knackjife 0 points1 point ago

BART!!! what part of the bay you from?

[–]shortcakes 0 points1 point ago

Omfg thats BART!!!! Bay area redditors wheres the rest of u

[–]PeteVenkmann -1 points0 points ago

Could catch on.

[–]Psychonautikus 0 points1 point ago

This guy seems hella interesting. :3

[–]heyitsthatguygoddamn 0 points1 point ago

That's actually a dynamite idea

I'd totally fucking do that

[–]ilanimage 0 points1 point ago

...That's actually a really good idea.

[–]contrary_stereo 0 points1 point ago

I hate BART on a level I can't even begin to describe. Disgusting, unreliable, violent filth-hole. I have quite literally seen: two knife fights, actual sex, defecation, what I believe was a dead person, vomiting, endless homeless rants, fires... I. Hate. BART. Hate.

[–]diggitydan -4 points-3 points ago

I would fucking do this. public transportation is disease ridden at BEST.

I've seen some pretty gnarly stuff go down on the bus. Never rode the BART but wouldn't want to.