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[–]rogerhausman 12 points13 points ago

Crab restaurant by me has "Free Crab Tomorrow" painted on the side, visible from the highway.

Assholes.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 12 points13 points ago

You mean Joe's Crab Shack, that nationwide chain? Nvm, I'm going to go get some coffee from this little indie place called Starbucks.

[–]Beetlebub 16 points17 points ago

I'd bring in my receipt from yesterday, and ask for a refund.

[–]goofandaspoof 12 points13 points ago

Reminds me of this Mitch Hedberg joke:

I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, you give me the doughnut -- end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

[–]ilovepills 5 points6 points ago

Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut. I got the documentation right here...

[–]M4ver1k 8 points9 points ago

Sue them tomorrow for false advertising!

[–]airborneANDrowdy 6 points7 points ago

[–]FOUR_YOLO 1 point2 points ago

Free karma
yesterday

[–]GingerRanger 0 points1 point ago

Less similar images: Large round nipples.

[–]Cloggedcinque 1 point2 points ago

this guy is terrible for reposts i have him res tagged as lying karma whore

[–]theemeraldwarrior[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I'm a lot of things, a karma whore being one of them, but I am no liar.

[–]Jeezum_Crepes 5 points6 points ago

Not sure if I should downvote you for being a self-admitted karma whore, or upvote you for sticking up for yourself against being called a liar.

[–]theemeraldwarrior[S] 6 points7 points ago

Your choice

[–]fansbobby 0 points1 point ago

im sure your parents are proud

[–]airborneANDrowdy 1 point2 points ago

It's sad, and people still upvote him. I remember my first repost I took a public beating. lol

[–]willowswitch 1 point2 points ago

Literally?

[–]JeremyEnt95 0 points1 point ago

Figuratively.

[–]47Percenter 2 points3 points ago

would be funny if that was real......

[–]SinofOmission 2 points3 points ago

Maybe that's their way of warning people not to go in the restroom.

[–]mrobrian 0 points1 point ago

When I clicked on the link I got an internal server error... I thought that's what was funny until I checked the comments. Apparently imgur's server maintenance isn't going well.

[–]DocJRoberts 1 point2 points ago

there's a restaurant in Grand Rapids, MI called Brann's, and they've had a neon sign in their dining room that says "Free Beer Yesterday" on it for upwards of a decade...

[–]RedditMartian 1 point2 points ago

(Back to the future) "we need to go back!"

[–]ReVo5000 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to 2003!

[–]blirkstch 0 points1 point ago

This reposted picture was still taken in my hometown.

[–]highway_patrol69 0 points1 point ago

It is for people with deloreans.

[–]consultcory 0 points1 point ago

Yesterday's tacos now look like diarrhea.

[–]ericn1300 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of my local paper, WTF that's not news.

[–]gator_bites 1 point2 points ago

Ok. It's a repost. Ok. We get it. I personally dont need those sitting there talking shit and are like "OH FUCK YOU" it's honestly not that big of a deal. No offense. But just carry on with your day/life and don't let such small things bother you. Thank you for your time. Have a wonderful night

[–]FullMoon1108 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, what has this world come to, a picture posted to reddit from facebook

[–]aoeu00 1 point2 points ago

obviously an ad for time travellers.. duh

[–]ElRed_ 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered. Does someone climb up on a giant ladder every morning to change these? Not from America so don't know.

[–]shanepang 0 points1 point ago

I would put on futuristic clothes (neon, rayon, edgy sunglasses, a jet pack) and say that I saw the sign when my Delorean passed by tomorrow.

[–]ploopterro 0 points1 point ago

that's so funny I still drunk

[–]imsteen 0 points1 point ago

Portage MI! I just moved from kalamazoo to glenwood springs co a few months ago, makes me a little homesick.

[–]yomomma56 0 points1 point ago

[–]lolo1163 0 points1 point ago

Quick,Marty,get in the Delorean!

[–]plant_smoker 0 points1 point ago

Its helpful if you can convince them that every day is tomorrow's yesterday.

[–]datass630 0 points1 point ago

"sucks to be you."

[–]fieldjm 0 points1 point ago

The Radio Flyer I got from my grandfather back in the day has a "Free Beer Tomorrow" plaque on the back.

[–]loneraver 0 points1 point ago

"You couldn't have it if you DID want it," the Queen said. "The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday – but never jam to-day."

[–]laschupacabras 0 points1 point ago

Shopped.

[–]sirjerfalot 0 points1 point ago

Taco Bell. There is a special place in hell for you for this heinous act.

[–]Joshfucious 0 points1 point ago

What is today but tomorrows yesterday?

[–]DoctorScienceMan -1 points0 points ago

Does the other side say "Ha ha, you missed them loser"?