When I turned 7 I asked for a barbie. When My sister turned 7 she asked for this...

The_Mad_Highlander · 2012-10-08T19:24:31+00:00

Come on Dad, put the stock into her shoulder so she doesn't hurt herself.

TuRbii · 2012-10-08T21:29:11+00:00

Assuming OP is a guy... makes this post so much better.

lngjohnslvr · 2012-10-08T18:23:30+00:00

A gun that fires dogs?! I want one too!

TheRealFlinger · 2012-10-08T19:47:04+00:00

See the look of concern on the dog's face?

snap_wilson · 2012-10-08T22:42:04+00:00

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

Charm_City_Charlie · 2012-10-08T21:09:25+00:00

Source.
1. It's a BB gun, no recoil, she'll be fine even if not holding it properly.
2. It's a lever action BB gun, so it doesn't even have the power to do much of anything.
3. It's adorable.

korkyshadow · 2012-10-08T21:21:44+00:00

Moral of the story your sister is cooler than you.

andrewsmith1986 · 2012-10-08T18:30:09+00:00

A bbgun with a dog silencer?

Kren42 · 2012-10-08T21:56:19+00:00

So... Sansa and Arya.

Edit: Spelling (Because I am an idiot)

cntlscrut · 2012-10-08T20:21:51+00:00

Parent: How about a nice Barbie?

Daughter as Adult: [narrating] Barbie? Barbie? What's a Barbie? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'Barbie'.

Parent: Okay, get her out of here.

Daughter as Adult: [narrating] A barbie? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!

Daughter: [Daughter is shoved down the slide, but she stops herself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Pink Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Parent: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

(edited for your pleasure)

beansmachine · 2012-10-08T22:22:24+00:00

Parents bought my younger brother and I our first vehicles - we're 3 years apart in age. I got a 1990 Camry that barely ran (then 2005,) and he got a 2001\2 Dodge Cummins 2500 (then 2008 and his "dream car.")

Not one to usually complain about free things but come on! The stereotype that "the younger siblings are more spoiled" has been, at least in my case, true throughout our lives.

Animal_Mother27 · 2012-10-08T23:32:04+00:00

Time to get her a 10/22

AngrySquirrelX · 2012-10-08T21:40:21+00:00

It's a pink Red Ryder. My 7 year old has a regular one. No power, no recoil. Too long to shoulder it. Teach proper gun safety early. Teach proper form when they get big enough. https://www.google.com/shopping/product/11534243184335719616?q=red%20ryder&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvns&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=4c814b5607df3525&biw=1266&bih=814&tch=1&ech=1&psi=10dzUJ6QL8e3ywHQ4oHwBA.1349732323420.3&sa=X&ei=3UdzUKPiLcbgyQGYoICgCQ&ved=0CIgBEPMCMAM

Popinfresh1 · 2012-10-08T22:41:48+00:00

good call baby doll!

Doctorwhoisawsome · 2012-10-08T23:43:07+00:00

Your sister is Hit Girl

Basher_52 · 2012-10-08T23:48:43+00:00

You'll shoot your eye out!

waynejonbrady · 2012-10-08T20:55:38+00:00

It fires black labs?

raging_asshole · 2012-10-08T22:10:12+00:00

Looks a lot like the Red Rider lever-action BB gun that I still have in my closet to this day.

Except mine's not pink, of course.

Promise.

ServerGeek · 2012-10-08T18:20:26+00:00

"Listen here pup, you no longer run this house."

AfroBro · 2012-10-08T17:28:25+00:00

She knows what's up.

rioki88 · 2012-10-08T20:50:47+00:00

shooting a gun one of the several life skills everyone should know

Verbose_Slayer · 2012-10-08T21:31:18+00:00

oww, we Europeans have to got to Switzerland for that......or buy a nerf gun.....

killswitchdh · 2012-10-08T18:07:28+00:00

Life lesson in 3, 2,1...

Matt_McSteezy · 2012-10-08T21:58:38+00:00

Now lets go find some cats!

mtocrat · 2012-10-08T22:24:27+00:00

better get her some costume

domo-loves-yoshi · 2012-10-08T22:29:42+00:00

Ahh, daddies little princess, that's so sweet. (no sarcasm, I wholeheartedly meant that)

seagoat8888 · 2012-10-08T22:39:54+00:00

I'm not sure what an upvote on this means. Guns are cute?

corpsejelly · 2012-10-08T22:45:59+00:00

Your sister is cooler than you.

TheUsualChaos · 2012-10-08T22:47:27+00:00

I remember when I got my very own "My first Black Eye" toy.

BengaliTurtle · 2012-10-08T23:06:56+00:00

Hit-Girl?

LittleSkittle · 2012-10-08T23:25:35+00:00

You got screwed. That gun definitely cost more than a barbie.

Mordilaa · 2012-10-08T23:33:07+00:00

Your sister might be a badass.

TrepanationBy45 · 2012-10-08T23:42:05+00:00

Stared at that dog-shaped suppressor for way too long.

alphanetworking · 2012-10-09T00:45:47+00:00

My daughter was nine when she got her first .22 We enrolled in the local 4H shooting sports club and she went to state. She currently has 3 .22's and wants this one http://www.tacticalsol.com/tshome/complete-rifles in purple or pink. First thing you are taught in the 4H is safety, the next thing you are taught it safety. Then they let you shoot.

AhhhClem · 2012-10-09T01:49:10+00:00

Your sister asked for a shotgun with a dog stuck on the end?

CDUB23 · 2012-10-08T21:05:21+00:00

She asked for an internal server error?

Entish01 · 2012-10-08T20:47:35+00:00

A tiny dog jammed in a gun?

SwaggaMcDaddy · 2012-10-08T21:12:58+00:00

The dogs face just says "this can't end well"

hinnomaki · 2012-10-08T21:46:34+00:00

A Rossi youth gun just might be in her future. In fact, it might be better for dad to ditch the Daisy.

My girls have the same problem with the Daisy. Butt of stock too far from trigger ( length of pull ) but the design of the Rossi might make teaching and learning easier/safer? for kids.

javijuji · 2012-10-08T23:22:05+00:00

I would have asked for a lab too.

scumbag-reddit · 2012-10-08T21:57:22+00:00

Terrible form.

kumminehyayha · 2012-10-08T19:11:56+00:00

already preparing for the zombie apocalypse...smart kid

whiskeydeltatango · 2012-10-08T22:08:30+00:00

A dog?

EbranLoL · 2012-10-08T22:11:29+00:00

Your sister will be an absolute badass when she grows up (hopefully).

surrenderat20GG · 2012-10-08T22:20:02+00:00

I thought she was shooting the dog for a second

awkward_andrea · 2012-10-08T22:23:20+00:00

Who else thought that she had a super fancy gun with a dog decoration at the front? Just me?

BlimeyChaps · 2012-10-08T22:35:46+00:00

A pink gun which uses a dog as a silencer? That's pretty damn cool

DarkSideOL · 2012-10-08T22:35:53+00:00

Kinda Reminds me of Kick Ass. Edit:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDSxUYnDTJU&feature=relmfu

LordoftheGodKings · 2012-10-08T22:37:13+00:00

Daddy's little girl.

thelastradish · 2012-10-08T22:39:08+00:00

Arya Stark?

bohemianmichfestie · 2012-10-08T22:44:43+00:00

That takes me right back to my tomboy days.

onemoreloser · 2012-10-08T22:46:46+00:00

you'll shoot your eye out kid

save_le_trolls · 2012-10-08T22:47:41+00:00

I remember when I was about 9 or 10 in the cub scouts firing air rifles and I put my eye up against the scope...

TheBait2498 · 2012-10-08T22:48:52+00:00

Red Ryder bb gun my first gun to!!!!!

Mypetkiwi · 2012-10-08T22:48:54+00:00

Arya?

makinganotheraccount · 2012-10-08T22:54:11+00:00

Your sister is better than you.

Sir_LurksNoLonger · 2012-10-08T22:56:17+00:00

Well, I guess we know which one of you is going to survive the zombie apocalypse.

fatcat535 · 2012-10-08T22:56:24+00:00

Hope the OP is a girl. 1 lesson, ya never know what you'll get until ya ask.

IcecreamDave · 2012-10-08T23:01:09+00:00

a black eye?

melkor214 · 2012-10-08T23:01:13+00:00

We found the cat murderer!

epitimos · 2012-10-08T23:02:41+00:00

At least it has pink on it.

This_isR2Me · 2012-10-08T23:03:38+00:00

black eye in 3... 2... 1... "MOOOMMMMYYY"

floogle7 · 2012-10-08T23:05:10+00:00

"YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! YOU'LL SHOOT YOU EYE OUT!"

sparklyjesus · 2012-10-08T23:12:58+00:00

That's the craziest damn suppressor I've ever seen!

ichigo2862 · 2012-10-08T23:14:32+00:00

My little rifle!

lospinas · 2012-10-08T23:17:04+00:00

Cmon, this is a pink version of the Red Ryder BB guns. Its hard to even break skin with those lever action models. Its not like she got an actual firearm. Dont see why this deserves upvotes or a major reaction.

For reference, my 13th birthday present was my first shotgun. It was a Remington 20 gauge youth model.

peanutsgalore · 2012-10-08T23:24:40+00:00

You're sister is a bad ass

Monee_shark · 2012-10-08T23:27:55+00:00

So you could say you asked for a barbie, and she asked for a Beebee!1!

CDfm · 2012-10-08T23:28:25+00:00

Who killed Barbie?

Verbicide · 2012-10-08T23:31:18+00:00

Reenacting Old Yeller?

MissTian · 2012-10-08T23:32:16+00:00

Ron Swanson approves!

loveVdub · 2012-10-08T23:39:57+00:00

Good to see he's getting ready for when the world turns to shit.

Lily_May · 2012-10-08T23:41:32+00:00

I, also, asked for and recieved one of those on my seventh birthday, along with a tacklebox, and a "grown-up" toolbox. Also, a rollerskating baby doll.

VicYesterday · 2012-10-08T23:45:28+00:00

LASSIE, NO!

topchief1 · 2012-10-08T23:51:33+00:00

Old Yeller?

Sin6060 · 2012-10-08T23:51:42+00:00

Terrible stance.

DennishIrst · 2012-10-08T23:52:51+00:00

Damn dog.

ingoldsby · 2012-10-08T23:54:04+00:00

A gun with a dog attached to the end?

iamthesherpa · 2012-10-08T23:55:57+00:00

you must be from vermont

_THE_WIFE · 2012-10-09T00:00:42+00:00

The dog looks worried.

PackmanR · 2012-10-09T00:01:33+00:00

At least it's pink, I guess.

yxl8100 · 2012-10-09T00:01:52+00:00

Shes about to get a black eye for her bday too

FineFilth · 2012-10-09T00:02:13+00:00

Now I feel like there is hope for the next generation !

annoying_guy_w_guns · 2012-10-09T00:02:44+00:00

HELLS YEAH GIRL

zargonman · 2012-10-09T00:02:44+00:00

RIP doggy

weaversarms · 2012-10-09T00:05:06+00:00

She asked for a pink rifle with a small dog stuck to the end?

usumoio · 2012-10-09T00:05:35+00:00

Your sister is the bad-ass....

greenspank34 · 2012-10-09T00:07:23+00:00

Guys it's okay. She's aiming at a print out picture of Honey Boo Boo

skatedaddy · 2012-10-09T00:09:29+00:00

A gun to kill tiny dogs? How rude.

scarcrow359 · 2012-10-09T00:15:29+00:00

That dog is judging the shit out of her.

redorangeblue · 2012-10-09T00:16:40+00:00

at least she got it in pink!

LookMaNoHands9822 · 2012-10-09T00:16:48+00:00

What a horrible parent!! I mean jesus, that needs to be in her shoulder, not under... and extend that front hand out further to steady the aim. Parents these days...

DoingTreeScience · 2012-10-09T00:18:00+00:00

Of course its pink... BLEH

AFoolishDuckXx · 2012-10-09T00:18:55+00:00

My little brother has that but in brown, The Red Rider BB gun.

fusiono · 2012-10-09T00:25:24+00:00

this kills the dog.

oglerintheocean · 2012-10-09T00:26:41+00:00

TIL that barbie lever action rifles come with sights that look like tiny black labradors.

VelocityVandetta · 2012-10-09T00:27:03+00:00

Never too young to start prepping for the apocalypse.

jackinthecrapper · 2012-10-09T00:27:13+00:00

Now Sansa, be nice to your sister.

Baconopolis · 2012-10-09T00:28:28+00:00

pink daisy rifles!

Manbearcatward · 2012-10-09T00:29:24+00:00

i fear for the dog.

Konstiin · 2012-10-09T00:30:22+00:00

Guess who gets more in the will?

seamuss1 · 2012-10-09T00:32:37+00:00

Thought this was going to be another one of those "kids these days..."

bulletbill23 · 2012-10-09T00:32:58+00:00

Why is she shooting that tiny dog?

banana_sticker · 2012-10-09T00:48:50+00:00

A dog gun?

Bryguy100 · 2012-10-09T00:48:54+00:00

Your sister wouldn't happen to be Hit Girl, would she?

poonchinello · 2012-10-09T00:51:34+00:00

You are Sansa. Your sister is Arya.

pertoosis · 2012-10-09T00:53:57+00:00

She's doing it wrong.

midnightsweetie · 2012-10-09T00:54:07+00:00

Your sister is probably going to be invariably cooler than you

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