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[–]i-liketurtles 10 points11 points ago

That child is not going to have an easy life...

[–]Akira_kj 5 points6 points ago

Can't blame that on the school system.

[–]iceevil 14 points15 points ago

Ever since Carly was born, her family had a strange Christmas tradition. Instead of singing a song like other children in her age, she showed her vagina to her family.

[–]FingerMyFetus 2 points3 points ago

Almost right. Her vagina was singing a song to the family.

[–]FEEZYdoesIT 5 points6 points ago

So Chris Rock was right about clear heels...

[–]EyesWideShutTonight 1 point2 points ago

And sensible flats.

[–]xxtdwpxx92 5 points6 points ago

Don't stare directly into it..

[–]klsi832 6 points7 points ago

I think I've seen this three times already, and every time I've commented 'Ho, ho, ho.' and gotten a fair amount of upvotes for it. But I'm not gonna do it this time. You hear me?! Whoever you are, wherever you are- I'm not doing it any more!!!!

[–]engelMaybe 4 points5 points ago

Why is everyone so happy?

[–]onedavester 4 points5 points ago

She just graduated stripper school and is showing the family her moves. She is the first person in the family with a career path and they are proud.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Such an old repost.

[–]joculator 4 points5 points ago

What a terrible secret santa gift.

[–]hooliganza 1 point2 points ago

God bless us. Everyone.

[–]akuzin 2 points3 points ago

I do not approve of this.

[–]IhateToronto 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for busting up those stereotypes ma'am.

[–]thatcalikid 0 points1 point ago

Why

[–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

Kids remember that shit. I had a friend that told me that her 7 year old daughter told her that she wanted to be one of those women that dance for men on their birthdays. She asked her how she knew of them and she told her she saw the one that danced for daddy. According to my friend she was only 4 at the time.

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[–]Akira_kj 0 points1 point ago

No one call racist on this, you get downvotes for some reason.