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Actually went outside today and found this. (imgur.com)

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[–]jawillde 260 points261 points ago

I was more interested in the fact that the title says "Actually went outside today" like that never happens.

[–]havokx9000 43 points44 points ago

What's outside?

[–]ilikefruitydrinks 63 points64 points ago

Anxiety.

[–]Redcard911 24 points25 points ago

People. cringes

[–]jessicahonig 15 points16 points ago

Not Reddit.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 14 points15 points ago

These things called trees and grass its getting cold tho so stay inside

[–]havokx9000 9 points10 points ago

Sounds unpleasant.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 1 point2 points ago

It is

[–]Smartio 3 points4 points ago

Trees? You mean those things in Minecraft I use to make Wooden planks? Or those things in Slender?

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 2 points3 points ago

The ones in slender

[–]retnuh730 10 points11 points ago

bears

[–]PovertyPoint 3 points4 points ago

tigers

[–]New_World_Era 1 point2 points ago

lions

[–]Trekker53 3 points4 points ago

Oh my

[–]uSeeWhatiDidThere 48 points49 points ago

He's beginning to outgrow Reddit... I thought the day would never come...

[–]teknoire7 10 points11 points ago

They grow up so fast.... :(

[–]vinegarstrokes420 17 points18 points ago

The first step is making it out the door and away from reddit. The next step is downloading the app on your smartphone of choice and realizing you can take your addiction with you outside.

[–]AnkhOmega 0 points1 point ago

It's really a bad idea to get the app, anytime you turn your phone on to try and do something you get distracted for an hour or two.

[–]GiantNinja 11 points12 points ago

That is exactly what I was thinking. And this is the most interesting thing worth noting, after finally leaving the house, lol

[–]opnwyder 5 points6 points ago

And on the one day he went outside, all he could do was take photos to post on Reddit.

[–]mrobrian 6 points7 points ago

I was confused by this... was there a display of these condoms sitting on the front porch? Though I do like your explanation that the OP going outside is a very rare event.

[–]Dropping_fruits 1 point2 points ago

My absolutely favourite part of the title.

[–]lonesome_god 0 points1 point ago

OP has been virtually going outside all day,every day. Don't judge him.

[–]inkursive 81 points82 points ago

Romdoms

[–]kidtraze 21 points22 points ago

There are Obama condoms too. What's the big deal?

[–]TrindadeDisciple 31 points32 points ago

"Won't break like his promises!"

[–]HunterTV 18 points19 points ago

HOPE she doesn't get pregnant?

[–]jap-a-negro 7 points8 points ago

You think we can't feel anything? YES WE CAN!

[–]HOLLANDhorror 0 points1 point ago

Actually, they're "Hope Flavored." I work at Spencers and we sell these.

[–]Whirledpeas1129 5 points6 points ago

The condoms poke fun of each candidate. These ones say "great for any position" because Romney is known for changing his political positions depending on whom he's speaking to. The Obama ones say "Won't break as easily as his promises," making fun of the fact that some Obama supporters from '08 don't feel like he did a good job keeping his promises from that campaign. Someone on this thread said the Obama condoms are black, too.

It's not a big deal, but it is funny.

[–]Surly_Badger 4 points5 points ago

Tea Party member here, do they come in extra small/extra angry?

[–]ilikefruitydrinks 1 point2 points ago

I think, I think there's a joke in there that's referring to Romney's inconsistencies.

[–]shmehdit 1 point2 points ago

They're too big...

[–]lilylupo95 40 points41 points ago

... I'm scared, if they're Romney condoms... and he thinks contraceptives should be banned.... do they work or do they fail?

[–]wrennish 36 points37 points ago

Clearly they're full of holes.

[–]SilentWalrus92 30 points31 points ago

Just like his plan to fix the economy

[–]Niightmare 12 points13 points ago

ohohohohoho.

[–]NeedsAGoodUsername 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/l4UA0.gif

[–]Roses_Are_Red 2 points3 points ago

buh dum tssssss

[–]BlondeJesus 8 points9 points ago

The only republican form of contraceptives which I can trust is legitimate rape.

[–]grimvover9000 -3 points-2 points ago

Because all women everywhere have a natural evolutionary were created with the ability to not get pregnant from rape and it's 200% effective. Right?

Edit: Here's the joke.

[–]willyolio -1 points0 points ago

800%.

[–]2SlyForYou 8 points9 points ago

Luckily for me Obama said they're too big to fail.

[–]The_Dok 5 points6 points ago

Hopefully Obama Condoms will break less easily than his promises!

Edit: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, DOWNVOTERS

[–]FreshAsBasil 7 points8 points ago

Aaaaaaand that's why we don't go outside...

[–]linedrive18 6 points7 points ago

They sell these at Spencer's where I work. I posted them about a month ago. Yes, there are Obama ones. Yes, they are black.

[–]liljaime93 0 points1 point ago

it is funny, seeing them next to each other, I actually had to open them to see if they where real.

[–]Fecking_Hell 1 point2 points ago

I actually had a customer (I'm off the clock, they're customers not fucking guests) ask if there were really condoms inside the boxes. I had to remove them from the box and show her.

[–]linedrive18 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that once I opened up the shipment box, I wondered the same thing, so I opened them to show myself? Hahaha.

[–]Fecking_Hell 1 point2 points ago

It's a legitimate possibility that the box could be empty, given how much gag merchandise we sell. XD

[–]justinvt 0 points1 point ago

In what context would someone at Spencer's care if you referred to them as customers? I would genuinely be freaked out in an employee called me a guest, "Sir, Are you going to take me in the back and murder me?"

[–]Fecking_Hell 1 point2 points ago

It's company policy, the employees are 'party hosts' and the customers are our 'guests'. I actually got bitched at by my manager because I said customer instead of guest once.

[–]mynameisconger 3 points4 points ago

CODE 4 CODE 4!!! We got a redditor outside!! I need 20cc of cat pictures stat!!

[–]Squishpoke 2 points3 points ago

/r/politics is that way

[–]Jmc1077 24 points25 points ago

Was it today? Or was it 21 hours ago when you posted this the first time?

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/113gkh/actually_went_outside_today_and_found_this/

[–]cannibalapples 34 points35 points ago

21 hrs ago? Could be same day

[–]Neekolazz 35 points36 points ago

Reddit is a fickle bitch, I don't blame him for re-posting it. At the very least it's original content (maybe).

[–]iGotChubs4You 43 points44 points ago

Who gives a shit? People like you are such fucking buzzkills.

[–]nope_nic_tesla 27 points28 points ago

Don't you know? Karma is a finite resource and we're wasting it on shitty posts like this one.

[–]runnerboy23 4 points5 points ago

SHIT KARMAS NOT INFINITE?!?

[–]Aperture_Scientist4 3 points4 points ago

Hours on hours are spent mining karmanite, the raw material from which karma is refined. Blue karmanite is extremely common and usually has a high ore quality, one deposit of blue karmanite can be refined into several thousand downvotes.

Orange karma is much more rare, and much lower quality, and a deposit of it produces only one or two upvotes.

There are rumors of hidden mines full of upvotium, a material composed of pure orange karmanite, that are accessible to those users with a reddit gold account.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 3 points4 points ago

Gotta give him credit, he tried again and for some reason it kicked off and netted him a huge load. No pun intended.

[–]Phoequinox 5 points6 points ago

. . .And? You trying to rat him out for something that isn't even discouraged is way more obnoxious. I usually try a second time on my posts that fail, because it really depends on who sees it, which is why some posts peak at 30 while the reposts of it make it to the top of the front page. Some people don't care about karma as much as you, and just want their shit to be seen.

[–]9212 4 points5 points ago

and just want their shit to be seen.

/r/poop

[–]Phoequinox 3 points4 points ago

Fair enough. I deserved that.

[–]codychro 1 point2 points ago

I spent longer on that subreddit than I should have.

[–]pjpjr6 -2 points-1 points ago

OH MY GOD EVERYONE HAS TO SEE THESE MITT ROMNEY CONDOMS.

KARMA BE DAMNED

[–]copypaperit -1 points0 points ago

Nice job Sherlock. I hope finding that out enriched your life.

[–]careslol 0 points1 point ago

Perfect for screwing you in the ass!

[–]bagelboy5 1 point2 points ago

Titles that begin with 'Actually went outside today...' make me worry about your lifestyle.

[–]ryandg -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations on actually going outside today!

[–]sundae-bloody-sundae 1 point2 points ago

That's amazing! You never go outside!

[–]danish_sprode -1 points0 points ago

Title: "This fits so well"

[–]fortyonered -1 points0 points ago

You lost me at "outside".

[–]noncontributing_zer0 -1 points0 points ago

Never buy condoms from a guy that has that many kids. Birth control: you're doing it wrong.

[–]evman703 0 points1 point ago

We're not in the 90's anymore, but given his history these made me laugh. They were in a gas station dispenser too... class to match.

[–]vikingofamerica 1 point2 points ago

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/197/sarah-palin-condoms-8197.jpg there is also this.

[–]ziggyzona -1 points0 points ago

I find it amusing that it says "Great for any position" but lacks a "No" sign on the packaging.

[–]wedontneedyourpuppy 0 points1 point ago

BULLSHIT, redditors don't go outside.

[–]baconbob9 0 points1 point ago

I would have bought that

[–]caterwaaul 0 points1 point ago

They sell those in the Common Market in Charlotte. I bet you're Joe Kelly. DUN DUN DUNNNN!

[–]BoBiaLia 0 points1 point ago

what's your outside like? 0_0

[–]SgtPingwen 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me his face isn't on it.

[–]Kiirojin 0 points1 point ago

Relevant

[–]Cinaed 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because I get a 500 internal server error. I usually don't see those outside.

[–]ndhernandez 0 points1 point ago

Would you trust these

[–]Smudgerox 0 points1 point ago

How was the weather?

[–]rokrishnan 0 points1 point ago

For all your election erections.

[–]schwebz 1 point2 points ago

I have seen Obama condoms. Apparently they are the ultimate stimulus package.

EDIT: Here they are.

[–]sid2112 0 points1 point ago

I am a Romney supporter and that shit is hilarious!

[–]Dunge 0 points1 point ago

You went.... outside? Radiations are gone?

[–]BBQ_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

I can imagine a scenario, in 100 years, where a person walks into a pawn shop and tries to sell these.

[–]atroxodisse -1 points0 points ago

These are good if you and your lady like to flip flop a lot.

[–]trade4599 -1 points0 points ago

Well we may be getting fucked if he wins.

[–]U2_is_gay 0 points1 point ago

Who makes these? I think condoms are one product where I would not want to buy the cheap novelty knock off.

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

Rarely knock offs are better than real deal. Still wouldn't try that with condoms tho.

[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure they are up to health standards, otherwise they'd be illegal.

[–]tigreleon -1 points0 points ago

probably not to be trusted.

[–]Stregano -1 points0 points ago

they are just a box of rubber bands that make shitty excuses when you get somebody pregnant

[–]nicnote7 1 point2 points ago

Once saw a guy in New York City selling Barack Obama Condoms. His selling point was that they were hope for "hard" times.

[–]MrayvonTartin 0 points1 point ago

They should put no condoms in there, and put a note saying "Just lie and say you do have a condom ;)"

[–]jewel7878 0 points1 point ago

Romney now has his name on condoms

[–]Uberslaughter 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, Romdoms.

[–]yourmindin3D -1 points0 points ago

Theyre unreliable!!! Dont use them!

[–]callumrulz09 0 points1 point ago

You... You went outside?

[–]GorgormonArmath 0 points1 point ago

I call bullshit. Op says he went outside.

[–]iamseamus 0 points1 point ago

Romney condoms? Oh you mean Mittens.

[–]1leggeddog 1 point2 points ago

...and imediately went back in.

[–]Berz711 0 points1 point ago

When I went to New York city at the political zenith in 2008 there was a man selling Obama and McCain condoms.

[–]babababirdistheword 0 points1 point ago

Turning a no into a maybe since 2012!

[–]SirRichardSlickston 1 point2 points ago

I sure hope there's a rubber Romney face on the tip.

[–]shillls 0 points1 point ago

Wait... You actually went outside?

[–]WeAreStars 0 points1 point ago

Actually went outside today

Doubt it.

Actually found this

Definitely.

[–]s123579 0 points1 point ago

you had me at "actually went outside today"

[–]Caserole 0 points1 point ago

Spencer's!

[–]enoughproduce 0 points1 point ago

Yep! We have obama ones too!!!

[–]Caserole 0 points1 point ago

Do you work there as well? I'm a Sales Supe.!

[–]enoughproduce 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. I'm an AM.

[–]anniebonannie 0 points1 point ago

Dear diary, I "actually went outside today!"

[–]mmmtreats 0 points1 point ago

makes 'em stay rigid, for her pleasure.

[–]stargazer22 0 points1 point ago

oh this is great.

[–]BrotherDamascus 1 point2 points ago

"Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!"

[–]realmodzzzz -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]rocknrollercoaster -1 points0 points ago

These condoms will all go unused... I hope.

[–]firefae83 0 points1 point ago

They promote abstinence by their existence.

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

That'll teach you to go outside. Now promise you'll never do it again.

[–]pilken -1 points0 points ago

Careful, they're full of holes.

[–]TerryArchi -1 points0 points ago

So he did actually interfered in personal affairs.

[–]TerranRepublic 1 point2 points ago

"Say it with a condom." In bed is the best time to tell that special someone how you really feel about their stance with the GOP.

[–]blackwaterprk 1 point2 points ago

Expiration date 11/06/12

[–]thehollowman84 -2 points-1 points ago

UH OH SOMETHING VAGUELY POLITICAL. BETTER SAY THAT R/POLITICS IS LEAKING

[–]e_drozd -2 points-1 points ago

Batman voice "Romney condoms....CAN WE TRUST THEM?"

[–]Romney_thought -2 points-1 points ago

...what?

[–]e_drozd -1 points0 points ago

silly video

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[–]firefae83 1 point2 points ago

I don't melt in sunshine, I burst into flames.

[–]xOfficer_Nastyx -2 points-1 points ago

I got offered obama condoms back in 2009.

[–]firefae83 -1 points0 points ago

Were they magnums?

[–]xOfficer_Nastyx -1 points0 points ago

well a random man on the street offered me some so i dont think so.

[–]forcedobilisk -3 points-2 points ago

lol you went le outside into le sun to take le picture of le lulz. LOLOL romney republicans nickelback apple lol reddit redditors i love reddit

[–]inthesouth 1 point2 points ago

You're le annoying.

[–]cubicApocalypse 0 points1 point ago

What about his "le annoying"?

[–]inthesouth 0 points1 point ago

Touché, good sir.

[–]HannsGruber 0 points1 point ago

I like how they can't put No as the opposite for yes because they would be endorsing rape.

[–]Im_not_bob 1 point2 points ago

"But your honor, the box of novelty condoms told me to!"

[–]shizknight -2 points-1 points ago

Shouldn't this be romdoms or something like that?

[–]flyinhawaiian -2 points-1 points ago

Is that camera from the 1920s?

[–]grimvover9000 -2 points-1 points ago

Doesn't Romney believe sex should only be for the purpose of reproduction and not recreation...?

[–]StewieChrisJ 0 points1 point ago

So thats one more way for your significant other to get fucked by Romney.

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[–]jediwu -3 points-2 points ago

Da fuq?

[–]dragnabbit -3 points-2 points ago

I'm confused: Is this a post trying to impress us with the fact that you ACTUALLY went outside today, or that you ACTUALLY found Romney Condoms?

[–]SPUNK_GARGLER -4 points-3 points ago

A) Would you like sex? B) Maybe... A) I take that as a YES!

[–]Arrel -5 points-4 points ago

Mitt Romney: He'll fuck you one way or another!

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