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Mid-life superheroes. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]aaronaqua1 185 points186 points ago

Superman impregnated Wonder Woman?

[–]Brab69 471 points472 points ago

Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien for Christ sake! His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom . . . that would kill him. - Brodie

[–]I_r_redditmans 84 points85 points ago

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex is a nice little essay on this topic.

[–]friglicious 58 points59 points ago

i know this gets said a lot, but that link is purple, and i am starting to wonder what im doing with my life...

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

i am starting to wonder what im doing with my life

Obviously not deleting your history enough. What if you get into a car crash tomorrow? What will your family think as they browse through your history?

[–]accostedbyhippies 12 points13 points ago

Sometimes I want to browse MORE weird shit for just an eventuality. Really leave them wondering.

[–]Shamwow22 0 points1 point ago

I hate it when people browse porn, or other embarrassing stuff, refuse to clean their history, and then complain about it.

I set Firefox to now keep a history. If I want to visit something again, I purposely save it as a favorite. I never have any problems.

[–]Mr_Wolfgang_Beard 4 points5 points ago

I set Firefox to now keep a history.

*not

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    [–]experts_never_lie 0 points1 point ago

    You shouldn't be ashamed of reading a bit of Larry Niven! If anything, you should go read more of his work, possibly a collaboration with Jerry Pournelle.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

    It would be Larry fucking Niven who wrote that...

    [–]tinkyXIII 8 points9 points ago

    Since it was at one point stated (don't know if it's accurate in New 52 or Nu52 or however the kids write it) that most if not all of Superman's abilities come from a personal telekinetic field, he would have no problem impregnating a human. He would simply stop the field from expanding to his ejaculate. Since sperm aren't sentient they wouldn't have access to any telekinetic abilities and thus the mother would not be in physical danger. And if Kryptonian physiology reacts from direct exposure to sunlight only, the child is powerless at least until birth.

    [–]ICouldEatAKnobAtNite 4 points5 points ago

    Sounds like a lot of silly retcon.

    [–]finallymadeanaccount 3 points4 points ago

    They come from a fucking what now?!

    [–]tinkyXIII 6 points7 points ago

    Yep. It's the reason he can lift a jet by the wing and not snap it in half: It extends to whatever he's touching.

    At least it did at one point. Who knows what the explanation is now. I need to get caught up on my funny books and such.

    [–]finallymadeanaccount 3 points4 points ago

    Don't bother. By the time you do they'll just change it all again.

    [–]tinkyXIII 4 points5 points ago

    But I like reading comics... Life just gets in the way sometimes.

    Besides, it's time for my annual reread of/cry-like-a-bitch-over Strangers in Paradise.

    [–]DoWhile 1 point2 points ago

    Midichlorians.

    [–]Patius 1 point2 points ago

    There's also the entire thing that Superman doesn't do everything with super strength. Otherwise everything he did would cause wanton destruction.

    Plus, if he's anything like a human in that regard, he would have obliterated his kansas farmhome as a teen after a few nights. (Nocturnal emissions.)

    [–]luckygerbils 1 point2 points ago

    Are you thinking of this paper: A Unified theory of Superman's Powers? I don't think anybody in the actual comics ever gave this explanation (though it would be awesome!)

    [–]Cat_Boy 2 points3 points ago

    That's enough internet for today. See you all tomorrow.

    [–]Jesus_In_Drag 0 points1 point ago

    Converted to HTML by Steve Walstra

    Real pro...

    [–]KinnNotap 0 points1 point ago

    Uh is this guy retarded? Krytonians draw their power from the yellow sun. It would be a simple matter for Superman to produce a sample outside of the Sun's gaze then the child artificially inseminated in LL would naturally be blocked from the Sun by her body. It's really an obvious oversight when you actually think about it.

    [–]b0w3n 13 points14 points ago

    Makes me wonder though, since sperm only have half the DNA, would that be enough to make a kryptonian level being? Sure his ejaculate might be like a shotgun, but, maybe he's a trickle-er.

    Plus, sperm and babies not being within sunlight wouldn't get their powers as they're technically depowered during those phases even if they do have them?

    Which superman arc did Clark not get his powers until well into childhood? I'm assuming everything but invulnerability manifested at a later point in time?

    [–]mojomonkeyfish 23 points24 points ago

    Are his sperm super, too? In that case, are they nigh-on invulnerable? If so, he's probably fathered millions of illegitimate children, just from wanking. The sperm, slowly but steadily, searching out a uterus over the course of years.

    Superman's babies spread like the flu.

    [–]foreveracubone 8 points9 points ago

    That could make for an interesting comic. Leagues of demi-Kryptonians with daddy issues vs Supes.

    [–]FrenchGeek 2 points3 points ago

    In a world where everyone is half-sibling.

    One (super)Man...

    ...seek true love.

    [–]ThiefOfDens 11 points12 points ago

    Why is everyone assuming that he has to ejaculate directly into the female he would be impregnating? He could just bust a super-nut into his super-hand and deliver the payload with a turkey baster, for all we know.

    [–]Phage0070 6 points7 points ago

    A trickle would be like a shotgun regardless. Ejaculation is an involuntary movement, and considering the feats his body is capable of even the weakest contraction would be like a fire hose.

    [–]b0w3n 13 points14 points ago

    This is true. He could try to valve it with his own grip strength?

    [–]LoyalCassius 25 points26 points ago

    And risk turning a shotgun into a laser?

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        [–]Brab69 4 points5 points ago

        Well he has proven on multiple occasions that half the DNA does make a kryptonian level being. In Superman Returns, Clark and Louis have a 5 year old son that while having asthma, has super strength. The son developed powers much earlier than his father as I believe it was around Clark's teen years that he developed them.

        [–]b0w3n 5 points6 points ago

        Fair enough, wonder if anyone considers Returns as canon?

        I know superboy is half human but he was genetically engineered to that point to have the powers so it's not a true human/kryptonian hybrid?

        It's at this point that I'm debating genetics of superman and comic theory that I seriously wonder what the fuck I'm doing sometimes.

        [–]Zammin 2 points3 points ago

        Also Superboy was grown in a test tube. Which, funnily enough, he smashed to pieces when he gained semi-consciousness. Imagine what a full Kryptonian baby would do in the uterus when it just kicks?

        [–]b0w3n 1 point2 points ago

        I would hope a full kryptonian child doesn't end up in a human uterus!

        But I still wonder if the difference there is the kryptonian would be unpowered since there's no sunlight, or, no yellow sunlight reaching them.

        [–]mjolnir616 2 points3 points ago

        Why would Kryptonians even have DNA, let alone ACGT bases, let alone 23 pairs of chromosomes, let alone chromosomes of the same size with corresponding genes at the same loci as human beings? It's ridiculous, it's like a horseshoe crab getting an anteater pregnant, except actually way more ridiculous.

        If I am suspending disbelief to allow for a fictional universe to be populated by a species if superpowered extra terrestrials, I at least expect them to actually be a distinct species. It's a real bugbear of mine actually. Somehow, speciation works as normal in these universes, but as soon as you gain sapience it overrides genetics and you are now free to produce fertile offspring with any other sapient being in the galaxy (which of course means that there is only one sapient species, and there should be no real barriers to gene flow so everyone will be some post-human panuniversal hybrid starchild within a few generations).

        [–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

        Not too long after the whole Death of Superman thing, it was revealed Kryptonians have 24 chromosomes.

        Also, when John Byrne did his version of Superman, Kal was kidnapped by Darkseid and brainwashed by Granny Goodness. Problem was, he didn't have full access to his powers while brainwashed, the theory being he needed conscious control over them: his subconscious/autonomic functions were completely human-level, while super strength, flying, etc were conscious acts. The intimation was that sex and ejaculation were subconscious/autonomic functions as well, meaning they were completely human.

        Of course, Byrne said Supes' invulnerability was because of an electrochemical 'aura' that only protects things close to his skin, so he's still probably have a boner of steel, but his fuck juice would escape at a completely normal velocity.

        [–]Marimba_Ani 1 point2 points ago

        No. Don't stop. Keep doing what you're doing. It's awesome!

        Cheers.

        [–]Flatlander81 1 point2 points ago

        Not to be a Debbie downwer but Supes was un-powered when he and Lois had sex in Superman 2 which was when she was impregnated for the Returns kid. So even if it was canon it proves nothing as far as the whole super splooge issue.

        [–]taz20075 5 points6 points ago

        Louis and Clark: The New Adventures of My Two Dads

        [–]joman584 2 points3 points ago

        But Clark lifted the car in the beginning.

        [–]drachenstern 1 point2 points ago

        he lifted a car as a child ...

        [–]nssone 12 points13 points ago

        I saw this kind of thing on a show once. It was about this low life prostitute single mom that finds out she has super powers. She ends up being invited to join this Justice League analog and the first she asks about is if there's a paycheck for doing it. Later on she's blowing the Superman analog and right before he cums she moves her head and his jizz shoots right out and through a brick wall or something.

        I remember it was an animated short on some show, but I can't remember exactly which one. I have a horrible memory when it comes to these things.

        [–]Brab69 6 points7 points ago

        I have seen this. I have no idea what it is from though.

        [–]vivinp 6 points7 points ago

        This might be it. Can't verify since I'm at work.

        [–]mygpuisapickaxe 3 points4 points ago

        That's it. And it's awesome.

        [–]CASUALLY_RACIST 1 point2 points ago

        Hang on, is that how Americans say "twat"?

        [–]walen 1 point2 points ago

        Yup, that was it. Thank you!

        [–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

        It's from a comic called 'The Pro.'

        [–]EyhSteve 5 points6 points ago

        Not to mention he's a completely different species, so chances are their DNA aren't compatible anyways

        [–]drachenstern 1 point2 points ago

        canon says he can

        [–]mjolnir616 1 point2 points ago

        Chances are that his genetics aren't even based on DNA, or if they are it uses different bases. He's an alien! Imagine the chances that a different set of parents had a child genetically identical to you on the other side of the world, on the same day you were born, purely through the shuffling of genes. That is way more likely than an alien species having a similar enough genetic structure to humans to allow successful interbreeding.

        [–]aaronaqua1 22 points23 points ago

        "I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back." - Brab69

        [–]slackermax 44 points45 points ago

        Kevin Smith I think. it was a quote from mall rats.

        [–]sodium_azide 13 points14 points ago

        You could go over to that other thread and ask the man.

        [–]jewboselecta 7 points8 points ago

        I enjoyed the scene in Hancock where he shoots two loads through his trailer roof just after throwing the girl off him.

        [–]dietotaku 1 point2 points ago

        apparently i need to see this movie.

        [–]Scoozie 4 points5 points ago

        No, no you don't. (Also, I believe that was a deleted scene!)

        [–]Brab69 4 points5 points ago

        True, but it might not kill her. She heals well from massive injuries.

        [–]Valdair 3 points4 points ago

        Like a severed spinal cord.

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          [–]JasonoftheOregonauts 5 points6 points ago

          Also, Wonder Woman is pregnant with his child at the conclusion of Kingdom Come.

          [–]GazzyG 3 points4 points ago

          Possibly my favourite graphic novel of all time. Upvote for the mention, good sir.

          [–]Stevo182 0 points1 point ago

          Kingdom Come introduced me to the graphic novel world. I'm a collector now, but that story is a masterpiece.

          [–]Rampant_Durandal 1 point2 points ago

          There is an obvious play on words there.

          [–]skatedaddy 2 points3 points ago

          Wow, a sailboat.

          [–]BadNewsBrown 1 point2 points ago

          Brenda?

          [–]bigmike186 2 points3 points ago

          How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

          [–]Strange_Dragons 0 points1 point ago

          Ever see Hancock? Like that.

          [–]Disasstah 0 points1 point ago

          Yay Mall Rats!

          [–]CarlosValdosta 2 points3 points ago

          Oh Mallrats... gonna have to watch you again...

          [–]Ontopourmama 0 points1 point ago

          It's simple, he impregnates Lois from across the room.

          [–]ohappyppl 0 points1 point ago

          Upvote for the picture of "I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back."

          [–]UTC_Hellgate 0 points1 point ago

          In some canon there is a type of Kryptonite that negates supes power temporarily. In the Generations story line Lois wears a necklace made out of it to help keep the babies power in check.

          I assume Supes wore it when doing the deed to keep from wrecking her.

          [–]ViewAskewed 0 points1 point ago

          Believe it or not, came here to say this. Exact. Thing.

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            [–]haganerei 5 points6 points ago

            Twice in Dark Knight Strikes back, I believe.

            [–]braindead_rebel 2 points3 points ago

            It's The Dark Knight Strikes Again (minor correction), but I think they just have one daughter.

            [–]haganerei 3 points4 points ago

            Agreed on both counts. But they do get it on in the sky and i seem to remember her suggesting that she's pregnant again (sorry don't have the book at work).

            [–]braindead_rebel 0 points1 point ago

            Oh okay, I don't remember that part in particular but I'll take your word for it.

            [–]monkeyjazz 1 point2 points ago

            I expected better from you. How could you not have the book at work?

            [–]Mowley 6 points7 points ago

            Let's hope that's the case.

            [–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

            Wonder Woman could wear some Blue Kryptonite, rendering Superman and child temporarily human.

            [–]WutsUp 0 points1 point ago

            Nah, couldn't have been him. Look at his right arm still muscular as hell.

            We all know what he's been up to. Am I right guys?

            [–]bipbophil 0 points1 point ago

            i always thought Batman would get her in the end. But, you know what they say about Superman; faster than the speeding bullet.

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              [–]Elshar 40 points41 points ago

              I like how superman is still buff with a slight beer belly. How does that happen?

              [–]ThrowawayNTTN 13 points14 points ago

              Look at Olympic weight lifters. They pack on loads of both fat and muscle.

              [–]Tokugawa 21 points22 points ago

              You'd be surprised.

              [–]synicalx1 15 points16 points ago

              Jesus, how did that happen?

              [–]greywindow 8 points9 points ago

              Shiner Bock would be my guess.

              [–]CodeGirlUK 1 point2 points ago

              Beer.

              [–]munnyfish 2 points3 points ago

              I want to pop that zit.

              [–]Styrofoam_Cup 4 points5 points ago

              Your genetics could just store all your fat in your belly, and it is also possible to have low enough body fat that your arms/pecs still bulge while your abs do not.

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                [–]Nightsaber 49 points50 points ago

                Preggo wonder woman... would still bang. Edit: no I don't want to bang wonder woman and spaghetti sauce.

                [–]netraven5000 7 points8 points ago

                You mean, like the spaghetti sauce?

                [–]Nightsaber 0 points1 point ago

                Well if you're into that sort of thing, to each his own.

                [–]TransientNoise 17 points18 points ago

                Midlife Crisis. The next major DC event.

                [–]CrossCheckPanda 54 points55 points ago

                They fared better than the flash, who has turned to drinking after being told by every woman he ever got it on with that he was "way too fast."

                [–]DrDragun 11 points12 points ago

                Yeah but superhuman quick refractory period

                [–]hyoostin 5 points6 points ago

                I read this in Seth Meyer's weekend update voice.

                [–]yangx 18 points19 points ago

                fuck you, Bruce got Wonder Woman!

                [–]JamersonRosenburg 70 points71 points ago

                Wonder Woman is banging Batman, this isn't so accurate.

                [–]Hellz_Bellz 40 points41 points ago

                Wonder Woman and Supes are actually dating in the New 52 that's out now.

                [–]Garg27 11 points12 points ago

                Well, so far they've only had a bit of a snog, but you're right enough. I believe they intend to further it somewhat

                [–]Hellz_Bellz 10 points11 points ago

                Yeah, I just assumed they'd take it farther. Personally, I'm not a fan of it.

                [–]Garg27 10 points11 points ago

                I know they were trying lots of new things with the new 52, but I'm not sure why they needed to remove romantic ties between lois and superman. It kinda worked fine.

                [–]actioncomicbible 2 points3 points ago

                If i am not mistaken, it was due to the lawsuit involved with the Superman-creator's estate. The costume changes and such were also a result of this.

                [–]Garg27 4 points5 points ago

                sigh goddamn lawsuits ruining everything for everyone.

                [–]Tokugawa 2 points3 points ago

                How can you not like snogging?

                [–]Hellz_Bellz 6 points7 points ago

                Snogging isn't the problem, the parties involved in said snogging is.

                [–]LightSwarm 5 points6 points ago

                JLU animated is the only thing that matters.

                [–]TAC0001 10 points11 points ago

                I always heard that Wonder Woman was the only one who could survive having sex with Superman. If Superman had sex with Lois Lane, his dick would blow through her body like a shotgun when he jizzed.

                Or so I've heard.

                [–]originaux 19 points20 points ago

                I bet captain marvel could have sex with superman and be alright afterwards.

                [–]TAC0001 12 points13 points ago

                Can Captain Hero watch?

                [–]Maeglom 0 points1 point ago

                Or Mary Marvel.

                [–]jevmorgan 3 points4 points ago

                He could...you know...pull out.

                [–]feralkitten 6 points7 points ago

                and blow her face off?

                [–]synicalx1 2 points3 points ago

                Now now children, we all know that's a bad method of contraception

                [–]este_hombre 0 points1 point ago

                There was a deleted scene in Hancock where he's having sex with a mortal woman. He tells her he has to pull out or else he will kill her. When he does it blows a hole in his roof.

                [–]Notbob1234 1 point2 points ago

                Man of steel, Woman of Kleenex

                Larry Niven said it

                [–]TechnologyFetish 1 point2 points ago

                Or is it?

                [–]synicalx1 1 point2 points ago

                I thought Batman was banging Catwoman?

                [–]este_hombre 2 points3 points ago

                Batman has too many bitches.

                [–]synicalx1 0 points1 point ago

                It is known

                [–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

                She's poly amorous

                [–]ASlyGuy 0 points1 point ago

                What series is that in?

                [–]l30 0 points1 point ago

                pfft, you comic book people keep changing the continuums and space times or whatever, it's like there's not just one story with a character anymore.

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                  [–]TAC0001 15 points16 points ago

                  Couldn't they just fly to Italy or Singapore (or wherever they want to go) and have an authentic meal right there?

                  [–]mojomonkeyfish 221 points222 points ago

                  I think pretending to be human is Superman's fetish. They're just trying to keep things fun, with a bit of role-playing.

                  Superman: "Wonder woman, you have heated this food incorrectly. I hardly find this meal of rehydrated macaroni to be satisfactory, considering the exhausting labors I've engaged in today."

                  Wonder Woman: "Perhaps you should find employment with better compensation, and a health insurance plan that covers the impending costs associated with the birth of our child."

                  Superman: "Do that head roll and snap thing, like I showed you."

                  Wonder Woman: Rolls head, snaps fingers

                  Superman: "Oh yeah."

                  [–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

                  Best comment here.

                  Thank you.

                  [–]Infernaloneshot 2 points3 points ago

                  Read the superman lines in Captain Hero's voice

                  [–]mojomonkeyfish 1 point2 points ago

                  I was writing it in the voice of Patrick Warburton. The Tick, but with more of the emotionless Puddy from Seinfeld.

                  [–]Genghis_John 2 points3 points ago

                  Reminds me of Coneheads.

                  [–]mojomonkeyfish 2 points3 points ago

                  There's nothing wrong with roleplaying Coneheads, as long as it isn't every night.

                  -My Wife.

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                    [–]leoavalon 21 points22 points ago

                    More from Marcio Abreu: http://marcioabreu7.deviantart.com/

                    [–]BbIT 29 points30 points ago

                    Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is a die hard lesbian.

                    [–]OhWait_itsPhil 5 points6 points ago

                    I bet that lasso of truth gets him in a lot of trouble.

                    [–]lifedev 4 points5 points ago

                    Superman looks like Marlon Brando!

                    [–]therealabefrohman 2 points3 points ago

                    I was going to say this looks like something out of Streetcar Named Desire.

                    [–]highpriestess420 0 points1 point ago

                    Stella.... Stella? STELLA!!!!!!

                    [–]jheald1 11 points12 points ago

                    If Wonder Woman is supposed to be pregnant, the baby is way too high. The uterus is much lower than that: she just looks fat.

                    [–]tinkyXIII 5 points6 points ago

                    She was created from clay by the queen of an island with no men. That she has a uterus at all is shocking.

                    [–]jheald1 2 points3 points ago

                    Lol. True. That was rather mean of said queen.

                    [–]hugemuffin 2 points3 points ago

                    Comic book proportions say that she's just carrying a little high. Long Legs are a mark of maturity (Not old, but sexually mature) and female super heroes tend to exaggerate that. Yes, she is still carrying high for that time, but not grossly so.

                    P.S. Exaggerate is a funny looking word.

                    [–]EnderBaggins 0 points1 point ago

                    you should do some more research.

                    [–]ShitFlingingApe 8 points9 points ago

                    Superman was out flying around one sunny day and noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing nude out on the back lawn of the Hall of Justice. Superman thinks, I'm going to fly down there and bang Wonder Woman real quick and fly away before she notices...So, off he goes, flies down, and BANG...he's done lickity split, and flies away, just as he planned.

                    Wonder woman exclaims...what was that? The Invisible Man says...I don't know, but my ass sure hurts.

                    [–]Incanus-Prime 3 points4 points ago

                    SMBC Semi-Relevant

                    [–]ZOD_ 4 points5 points ago

                    Love it! Great stuff!

                    [–]thatguysammo 3 points4 points ago

                    hey... it results in This so....

                    [–]CynicalError 0 points1 point ago

                    A-ko. I forgot this existed.

                    [–]RonaldTheGiraffe 1 point2 points ago

                    I'd fuck her asshole till the cows come home. She's hot. Gonna google fat superwoman porn now

                    [–]Tebasaki 2 points3 points ago

                    They may be having an argument now, but after the sex is just...

                    super.

                    /exit

                    [–]jevmorgan -1 points0 points ago

                    That is one orange kitchen.

                    [–]chainsaw_juggler 1 point2 points ago

                    Is Krypto a pitbull?

                    [–]Chemical_Ire 0 points1 point ago

                    Came for a Krypto reference. Thanks much!

                    [–]Weedboobs -1 points0 points ago

                    Wonder Woman lookin thick girl

                    [–]Pets1989 1 point2 points ago

                    Superman is fuckn ripped

                    [–]Eminiel 1 point2 points ago

                    How the fuck does he have a beer belly but contest-lean arms?

                    [–]JoeBobson 0 points1 point ago

                    Beer. I take it someone has never been south of the Mason-Dixon.

                    [–]ukiyoe 0 points1 point ago

                    Good thing spandex stretches!

                    [–]devbang 0 points1 point ago

                    How does superman become fat? I just don't know

                    [–]wvboltslinger40k 0 points1 point ago

                    He ate a small planet.

                    [–]Lethal_Lunacy -1 points0 points ago

                    WANA FIGHT ABOUT?!

                    [–]ThiefOfDens 0 points1 point ago

                    More like white trash superheroes.

                    [–]Fzero21 0 points1 point ago

                    I thought Wonder Woman was with Batman.

                    [–]Extrawelt 0 points1 point ago

                    still in better shape than the average redditor

                    [–]JesusMcTastyloving 0 points1 point ago

                    I'd still bang Wonderwoman, because Wonderwoman.

                    [–]unf3lde0m 0 points1 point ago

                    Superman still looks pretty good for his age...

                    [–]catrophy 0 points1 point ago

                    Middle age superman kinda looks like middle age guts from berserk(how fucking old is he supposed to be? It seems like 25-30 years old in the manga)

                    [–]kneeofwisdom 1 point2 points ago

                    Wanna read a freaking fantastic series on older superheroes? Check out DC Universe's Kingdom Come.

                    For the Marvel universe, check out Earth X.

                    You won't be disappointed on either count.

                    [–]1amathrowaway 1 point2 points ago

                    Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

                    [–]Rocket_Panda 1 point2 points ago

                    Is it just me, or did anyone else think that Superman kinda looks like Sylvester Stallone?

                    [–]Rape_Stink 0 points1 point ago

                    More just white trash superheroes. Wonder woman probably wouldn't be able to get pregnant by her late 40's. But she is Wonder Woman and all, so who knows.

                    [–]deliciousONE 0 points1 point ago

                    what is this? a kitchen for ants?

                    [–]that_black_guy 0 points1 point ago

                    So this is what happens after Kingdom Come?

                    [–]EnsoZero 0 points1 point ago

                    Why did Sylvester Stallone impregnate a cosplay enthusiast?

                    [–]MrT1940 0 points1 point ago

                    he might have a gut but his guns are still epic. i'd take that at mid-life

                    [–]Ragesim 0 points1 point ago

                    How is he fat and muscular?

                    [–]phoenixjayne 1 point2 points ago

                    this was an amazing art installation in Dumbo regarding superheroes.

                    http://unitedphotoindustries.com/superheroes.html

                    especially nicholas silberfaden's work, and gregg segal. too real.

                    [–]Thundaballz 0 points1 point ago

                    Anyone else think Superman looks like Silvester Stallone in this picture?

                    [–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

                    TIL wonderwoman is latino

                    [–]markman71122 1 point2 points ago

                    Mid life? She's pregnant...

                    [–]pote 0 points1 point ago

                    where is the tribal and tramp stamp?

                    [–]Lord_Smaximus 0 points1 point ago

                    She kinda reminds me of Kim Deal of the Breeders

                    [–]PostOfficeBuddy 0 points1 point ago

                    Superman kinda looks like Guts.

                    [–]shuzumi 0 points1 point ago

                    wait can wonder woman even get pregnant? she is a golem after all

                    [–]eleze 0 points1 point ago

                    well this is depressing

                    [–]NewClearWinter 1 point2 points ago

                    It's like a scene from "A Streetcar Named Desire"

                    [–]Bodymore420 -1 points0 points ago

                    I'm not middle aged, a super hero, have a dog or a pregnant wife BUT somehow this picture is a direct reflection of how I feel in life.

                    Like I have all the power in the world but you can't please everybody.

                    sigh

                    [–]mammaluigi39 0 points1 point ago

                    Shouldn't there dog be krypto?

                    [–]IAmHomeless -1 points0 points ago

                    Superman is still jacked. Should dumb that stupid whore. Does she even lift?

                    [–]raptor_rapture 0 points1 point ago

                    So you're saying that Sylvester Stallone was Superman the whole time?

                    [–]heylookitsmykel 0 points1 point ago

                    That's what happens when you ditch Lois Lane.

                    [–]foxla 0 points1 point ago

                    Babies conceived during midlife tend to have... problems.

                    [–]TheOneJosh 0 points1 point ago

                    Why are they Hispanic?

                    [–]srikad8 0 points1 point ago

                    They've actually done a porno comic version of this, its weird that I know this.

                    [–]arwenface 1 point2 points ago

                    Does anyone else think it's a little weird that Superman has a paunch but his arms are ripped?

                    [–]ElRed_ 1 point2 points ago

                    Every time they have an argument I bet she threatens to put some kryptonite up her vagina.

                    [–]RanmaCanada 0 points1 point ago

                    Sigh, just read Superman/Batman Generations Volumes 1-3. ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED!

                    [–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

                    Superman's still way buff. Just a little paunch going.

                    [–]armacitis 0 points1 point ago

                    sigh time to put more weird sounding things in my search history...

                    [–]parisinla 0 points1 point ago

                    i would totally let mid-life superman fuck me.

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