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[–]Lemmingwaffle 53 points54 points ago

Does anyone else think the cat and the girl look quite similar?

[–]ScratchBomb 10 points11 points ago

yes

[–]DrunkmanDoodoo 3 points4 points ago

"Well you are what you eat" - Said the cat.

[–]talking_to_nadie 132 points133 points ago

The cat reminds me of this...

[–]flamuchz 160 points161 points ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]Abezilla116 86 points87 points ago

I can feel the dog's suffering from here.

[–]DELTATKG 29 points30 points ago

Yeah, who wears an argyle sweater with jeans?

[–]acheronavernus 113 points114 points ago

I literally am right now

That sad sad moment when you dress exactly like a dog: http://i.imgur.com/6oXBc.jpg

[–]omfglmao[!] 24 points25 points ago

dont be fooled guys, he IS the dog.

[–]shiggidyschwag 11 points12 points ago

You're a sharp dressed motherfucker.

[–]friday6700 26 points27 points ago

He's a good boy, yes he is!

[–]sp4ce 0 points1 point ago

surely

[–]nordegrafgaming 1 point2 points ago

indubitably

[–]dirice87 1 point2 points ago

if anyone doubted an animal's capacity for dignity, or shame...

[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

Is that that porn star with the butt?

[–]ByTheNineDivine 0 points1 point ago

Awww, I'm sad now. :(

[–]Picklelol 0 points1 point ago

lmfao where did you get that pic from i knew that girl. or atleast she looks exactly like the girl i knew. damn internet, u creepy.

[–]quartritetopanazium -4 points-3 points ago

Reminds me of this

[–]elcheeserpuff 5 points6 points ago

Oh man, so much so!

[–]sassatron 3 points4 points ago

looks like the derpy cousin of this guy

[–]jmn171 0 points1 point ago

Derp Drogon

[–]Rosenfrez 175 points176 points ago

She showed cat this.

[–]Abezilla116 27 points28 points ago

My cat is lying down on a chair sleeping right now. I'm so tempted to go and annoy her.

[–]sp4ce 15 points16 points ago

by licking her...

[–]sobriquet_ 16 points17 points ago

Seriously, the physical harassment pets go through all the time...

[–]mista0sparkle 4 points5 points ago

They nibble and lick us, why can't we return the affection?

[–]Akiba89 5 points6 points ago

Its my display of affection!

[–]red321red321 71 points72 points ago

Pussy licker

[–]Rosenfrez 6 points7 points ago

wut, too easy.

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[–]n3onfx 6 points7 points ago

That woman is freaking me out.

[–]Bryz_ 2 points3 points ago

Actually, she showed the cat how many times this has been reposted.

[–]cdude 9 points10 points ago

wat

[–]Snarkdere 9 points10 points ago

It's Shoko-tan. She likes cats.

[–]Anonazon2 -2 points-1 points ago

I think it's just in great pain from the girl pulling its arms (legs?) back toward its shoulders.

[–]DrunkmanDoodoo 1 point2 points ago

Cats are like rubberbands coated in marshmallows.

[–]realmodzzzz 64 points65 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
D: 3coms 87pts 9hrs aww
This cat is NOT pleased 4coms 107pts 1mo funny
What the..... cat?! 21coms 475pts 1mo pics
Found this on my fb feed and popped a karma boner. 205coms 1019pts 3mos funny

[–]Jrwech 9 points10 points ago

So this is not funny, and a repost. For shame!

[–]heimdalsgate 9 points10 points ago

I laughed.

[–]blackhawk465 2 points3 points ago

So you're one of the people that actually thinks /r/funny is funny? Whoa.

[–]heimdalsgate 4 points5 points ago

If you don't find it funny, why don't you unsub?

[–]danw2010 0 points1 point ago

/r/politics is sometimes funnier than /r/funny :P

[–]heimdalsgate 0 points1 point ago

/r/politics is even more predictable than /r/funny.. but yes, sometimes.

[–]Sven__Hoek 0 points1 point ago

That didn't answer the question at all

[–]blackhawk465 -4 points-3 points ago

Because that doesn't mean I dont enjoy it. I'd just rather it be renamed. /r/mildyinteresting

[–]BubbaLovely 1 point2 points ago

/r/mildlyinteresting is sullied by your comparison to /r/funny. I love that sub

[–]heimdalsgate 0 points1 point ago

Oh, well. There sure are funnier subs than /r/funny, and I am tired of the constant reposts.

[–]Bentstraw 3 points4 points ago

That's what I hate the most.

OP posts a repost, and it doesn't make it far.

OP posts same repost again 9 hours later.

[–]TheGoomba 5 points6 points ago

Wow it IS the same OP.

"My shitty repost didn't stick........ let's try adding that 'STAHP' meme to the end'.

Fuckin Emmy Award winning front page fuckin humor.

Edit: Wow this post goes way back.

[–]ByTheNineDivine -1 points0 points ago

Anything I consider upvoting, I check the comments first to see this comment. Downvote.

[–]x9xRANDOMNESSx4x 3 points4 points ago

If you have to check for this comment to know that something is a repost, then you must not have seen it before. If you haven't seen something before, then it is reasonable to assume that there may be other people who haven't seen it. If other people haven't seen it, and they like it, they will upvote. If they upvote, your downvote will be pointless. Don't give a pointless downvote.

[–]DrunkmanDoodoo 1 point2 points ago

Well there are like a million subscribers to this subreddit and the total amount of upvotes this post has gotten over its lifetime is around 3000. And say it has a total of 2500 downvotes and say only 1% of reddit actually upvotes downvotes then there are still 450,000 people subscribed to this subreddit who have not seen this post.

Oh wait. There are 2.5 million subscribers. So that would make 2,000,000 people who have not seen this post if only 1% of the population interacts with it.

[–]ByTheNineDivine -1 points0 points ago

I don't care. I don't condone going back 2 months, grabbing a link at random, then reposting it every 9 hours until it gets a lot of karma.

[–]x9xRANDOMNESSx4x 3 points4 points ago

Ok, fair enough. I won't stop you. I don't care enough to downvote you, either. Have a nice day!

[–]budsdud 22 points23 points ago

i don't know whats better, the cat's face or the girl's.

[–]NicoleDiver 8 points9 points ago

I'm deciding between the cat's face and the cat's "arm"

[–]thirdfounder 5 points6 points ago

like a Soundgarden video all the way around.

[–]joeldavis 3 points4 points ago

I honestly don't understand why this isn't a face swap.

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 3 points4 points ago

They were meant for each other.

[–]naner_puss 1 point2 points ago

Why Turbo Sloth?

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 1 point2 points ago

Why not?

[–]walczyk 8 points9 points ago

Cute lady.

[–]Le_90s_Kid_XD 4 points5 points ago

LOLOOL STAHP REDDIT< YOUR DRUNKS!!!

[–]Rayezilla 9 points10 points ago

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

I am not writing this paper today...

Productivity, what are you doing? Productivity, STAHP

[–]scottyd23 7 points8 points ago

Face swap anyone?

[–]ChitWickerNitPicker 3 points4 points ago

DAE STAHP???

EDIT: STAHP

[–]kahafb 4 points5 points ago

Downvoted because of your shitty repetitive title.

[–]Nolanoscopy 5 points6 points ago

I fucking hate this "STAHP" thing. And don't fucking link me to r/stahp. I will literally find you and piss in your dirty laundry.

[–]Nolanoscopy 0 points1 point ago

Well played.

[–]GodpachiMugetsu 2 points3 points ago

..Wouldn't that be redundant though? I mean, they're just gonna go wash them anyway..

[–]ljshea1 4 points5 points ago

Your title gave me rectal cancer

[–]zarcphi 2 points3 points ago

He must have seen the cat equivalent to the Ring

[–]Archicakes 2 points3 points ago

Looks like a cat version of Elmo to me.

[–]Ferniekicksbutt 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read this as, "D, stahp"

[–]Dinky_82 0 points1 point ago

Wtf is that stupid bitch doing to that poor cat

[–]MoshZombie 4 points5 points ago

Once a "meme" or whatever you want to call it reaches non-redditors/non-viewers of the website it originates, that's when you know it' should die. Half my Facebook feed at times is filled with this "STAHP" garbage and even if I thought it was funny in the first place, it's definitely worn out its welcome by now if you ask me. And it's not even just "STAHP". It's any meme that's thought up intentionally and for karma as opposed to accidentally and for no incentive. The reason why so much funny shit comes out of 4chan is because they're not always driven to post things for karma. They also don't have goddamn "memes" (memes being silly pictures with words on them) everywhere, or at least not to the extent that Reddit and the rest of the internet does. Does anyone even realize that this meme was spread through 9gag? sigh.

TLDR; kill STAHP.

[–]Abezilla116 5 points6 points ago

This is probably my most favorite description of reddit to date. Its very spot on and represents all the biggest subreddits. http://i.imgur.com/57Yw9.jpg

[–]MoshZombie 1 point2 points ago

Yes most definitely. It's a shame not everyone can come to this realization.

[–]Abezilla116 4 points5 points ago

At one point you've been here long enough that karma doesn't fucking matter anymore. Almost every fucking thing on here bothers you and you skip every other link and you don't look at any comments past the first two or three. Its better to follow smaller subreddits that are more relevant to your interests because the default ones are chock full the stuff you avoid on FB.

[–]mistaknowitall 3 points4 points ago

The weird thing is, the cat looked perfectly relaxed before the Instagram filter.

[–]deja-vu-comment 2 points3 points ago

Try not to put said boner in your cat next time.

.

[–]ralph122030 -3 points-2 points ago

haha i like your style.

[–]blackhawk465 2 points3 points ago

It's a bot that posts the top comment from the previous reposts.

[–]ralph122030 0 points1 point ago

oh... that explains the down votes.. i feel like an idiot.

[–]nateman112 2 points3 points ago

Overly Attached Cat Owner.

[–]myimportantthoughts 0 points1 point ago

One of the joys or Reddit is that it gives me irrefutable proof that practically all of my 'unique' thoughts have already been experienced by countless others.

[–]fforw 1 point2 points ago

Overly attached cat owner and prey.

[–]man_of_war 0 points1 point ago

That cat is Eddie Griffin

[–]nizochan -1 points0 points ago

I like a man who grins when he fights.

[–]abnorml1 0 points1 point ago

thermometer goes where?

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 0 points1 point ago

The more I look at that picture...

Is it a man or a woman? (In before 'it's a cat')

[–]jannmeneses 1 point2 points ago

TOOTHLESS! :D

[–]scalv 1 point2 points ago

I thought this was going to be about a staph infection.

[–]insaneacorn 1 point2 points ago

She gave the cat... the shocker!

[–]PenisOverlord -1 points0 points ago

My sister is using that as her cover photo on FB :')

[–]BFizixM 0 points1 point ago

Karmawhore, you posted this a few hours ago

[–]SgtSloth 0 points1 point ago

She looks like the crazy girl from Face Off (the SyFy hollywood makeup show, not the movie).

[–]ogudaktig 0 points1 point ago

The girl and the cat resemble each other.

[–]flesmih 1 point2 points ago

Overly Attached Pet Owner

[–]AIMMOTH 0 points1 point ago

Reddit: Who would you rather ...?

[–]LE_TROLLFACEXD -1 points0 points ago

lol ! the title is facebook meme!! very funny!

[–]piratesbooty 0 points1 point ago

Rerererepost. Karma police, shut it down!

[–]DrTrace 0 points1 point ago

The look of maniacal glee from the girl just seals the deal for me. Priceless.

[–]emillioe 1 point2 points ago

i am serious, this picture made me so happy. I am smiling so much now, I've had a shitty day, and this made up for it. thanks for sharing! :)

[–]Redequlus 0 points1 point ago

cool username...

[–]sozin89051 1 point2 points ago

That's the same face mine makes when I'm fucking it in the ass.

[–]Falroy 0 points1 point ago

Its probably the face you make too when it shits on your penis.

[–]ryandg -1 points0 points ago

I don't usually upvote cat photos, but when I do, they are this awesome.

[–]ScratchBomb 0 points1 point ago

she's hot

[–]royboy24139 -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]Nacamaka 0 points1 point ago

She has the look of crazy in her eyes. Poor cat...

[–]patriotperry 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of Will Smith his face once.

[–]SandNinjuh -1 points0 points ago

8/10 would bang

[–]SoFarFromHome 1 point2 points ago

The hell did the D drive do?

[–]thebbman -1 points0 points ago

I think I may have just found my favorite picture on the internet!

[–]n1i2e3 0 points1 point ago

Photo itself deserves an upvote.

Stupid "stahp" is irritating and deserves a downvote.

I ll refrain from voting, I ll remain indifferent.

[–]TheMerchandise 0 points1 point ago

[–]matari 0 points1 point ago

and people wonder why cats go bat shit

all it took was having one owner in his past that treated him like this :p

[–]gfunk0311 1 point2 points ago

what is stahp

[–]ggdixonjr 0 points1 point ago

The joy of torturing that cat is quite evident in her face

[–]Dilbert2000 0 points1 point ago

Let's all just stop using stahp instead of stop.

[–]iamsam29 0 points1 point ago

I'd hit.

[–]GoAwayBaitin 0 points1 point ago

I guess I'm a nerd, I was expecting a hard drive.

[–]khast 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment before you realize you need a blood transfusion.

[–]theicarusambition -1 points0 points ago

that girl/you? are prettier than a speckled pup

[–]lucak98 0 points1 point ago

Is that some sort of British slang?

[–]DreAm1 0 points1 point ago

fly you fools!

[–]Redneck2000 0 points1 point ago

How do you pronunciate stahp? Can't be like this!

[–]GodpachiMugetsu 1 point2 points ago

ERMERGERD FERKERN STERP!

[–]Camshaft115 1 point2 points ago

She is beautiful.

[–]NoCleverNickname 0 points1 point ago

What gets me is the look of the cat's abject terror, juxtaposed with her owner's gleeful, perky sadism.

[–]PiercingHeavens 0 points1 point ago

Is that you Sam?

[–]STIMMED_COCK 0 points1 point ago

I think I'm in love. She looks like such a maniac I love it!

[–]Robbotlove -1 points0 points ago

this is old and that girl is cute.

[–]ikillgiants1 0 points1 point ago

Upon first glance i thought it read Dr. STAHP. Should be his name.

[–]oliveolive 0 points1 point ago

Is that Felicia Day?

[–]farmthis 0 points1 point ago

Terrorize your cats!

Get rewards!

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

Overly attached cat owner?

[–]Wyguyw 0 points1 point ago

Judging by her face and the cats', I believe the cat's being raped. Violently.

[–]Spartans4lyfe -1 points0 points ago

So what did OP just whisper into the cats ear to get this reaction? 1st suggestion: You're adopted

[–]redsfan5021 1 point2 points ago

Fly you fools!

[–]JonasPolsky -1 points0 points ago

Overly Attached Cat Owner

[–]camgasm 0 points1 point ago

Im first to say the girls pretty. Upvotes.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

What a LE gem of a comment.

[–]ketostarcraft 1 point2 points ago

There is only one girl in the picture.

[–]Masshole3000 -3 points-2 points ago

The whole "stahp" thing's getting pretty annoying now. I'm only upvoting you 'cause you're cute.

[–]swishy22 3 points4 points ago

This is not OP. This is a repost. OP is a dude.

[–]Masshole3000 4 points5 points ago

Aww shitttttttt

[–]pussErox 0 points1 point ago

you need.. an earring

[–]timdiggerm -2 points-1 points ago

an.

[–]thirdamigo -2 points-1 points ago

New favorite picture!

[–]post_post_modernism 1 point2 points ago

No, you STOP, dick.

[–]loflrobster -5 points-4 points ago

Downvoted for "stahp." Dumbest shit ever

[–]FastCarsShootinStars 0 points1 point ago

RE-RE-RE-REEEEEEPOOOSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!

[–]WutSheSaid 0 points1 point ago

<Caption> Guys are so weird...Shave my pussy he says....well..whatever makes him happy i guess...

[–]Muddobber14 -4 points-3 points ago

She told the cat that she's pregnant.

[–]annielovesbacon -4 points-3 points ago

Human.

Wat r u doin.

Human.

STAHP