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[–]creedofwheat 85 points86 points ago

/u/sccerfrk26: redditor since 2011-10-14

Cakeday is in 5 days.

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 9 points10 points ago

GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS EVERYONE!

[–]MrBoldMan 0 points1 point ago

PITCHFORKS! GET YOUR PITCHFORKS HERE!

[–]loveandbaseketball 2 points3 points ago

And here I have been thinking that "cake day" means actual birthday. Also he didn't even post anything yesterday.

[–]sccerfrk26[S] 6 points7 points ago

Well that explains a lot. Apparently I set my Outlook reminder for a week early on accident (first post was yesterday and I deleted it after receiving 1 upvote).

[–]waviecrockett 25 points26 points ago

You set a reminder for the one year anniversary of you posting on reddit?

what the fuck.

[–]ifihadanickel 13 points14 points ago

people really want those useless internet points

[–]AnkhOmega 3 points4 points ago

Sure they're useless now. But you just wait till they become a form of currency.

[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

Bitcoin + Reddit =HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

[–]bacon_cake 0 points1 point ago

I also think it's important that people realise it's not a requirement to post anything on your cake day.

[–]halfmonth 16 points17 points ago

by accident*

[–]brotoes 1 point2 points ago

While I definitely prefer by accident, both are correct.

[–]latarian 4 points5 points ago

Fucking cakeday. Seriously? God I hate you, I hate you so so much.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 12 points13 points ago

First off, fuck cakes days.

Secondly, you set a reminder for your cake day so you could whore some karma on reddit? That sounds really pathetic to me.

Finally, fuck your cake day

[–]Edibleface 3 points4 points ago

You are really angry without that cookie

[–]Jackdaws7 1 point2 points ago

Watch out, he might just eat your face.

[–]karma_es_no_importa 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. OP, karma es no importa!

[–]JakJakAttacks 2 points3 points ago

Do us all a favor and DON'T post again in 5 days just because there's a little cake next to your user name.

[–]creedofwheat 3 points4 points ago

well think of it this way... now you just get another shot at a successful cakeday!

Now you have 5 days to prepare... better be good!

[–]smatchmo_the_trumpet 5 points6 points ago

We'll all be watching.

[–]PenisOverlord 5 points6 points ago

All of us.

[–]SofaKingLit 1 point2 points ago

All... Of.... Us....

[–]Sullane -4 points-3 points ago

Name is relevant.

[–]Justicles13 -1 points0 points ago

Reddit Enhancement Suite will let you know when it is.

But my first cakeday post was yesterday, it went pretty much the same way your gif describes.

[–]PA55W0RD -1 points0 points ago

How do you know the exact date?

I am looking all over my profile and all I see is I've been a redditor for 2 years.

[–]creedofwheat 1 point2 points ago

Your cakeday is February 1. You joined in 2010. Your mother's name is Jayne.

[–]astrograph -1 points0 points ago

how do i find out when my cakeday is? when i look up mine, it just says, redditor for 3 years.... :/

[–]KatzMan88 3 points4 points ago

Finally! Although I am on reddit literally every day, I still missed my cakeday! thx for your help creedofwheat!

[–]Tinkerboots 0 points1 point ago

Reddit Enhancement Suite. You are: 2009-03-29 (3 years, 6 months and 8 days)

[–]astrograph 1 point2 points ago

thank you!! :)

[–]Tinkerboots 1 point2 points ago

No problemo

[–]hoyter 0 points1 point ago

Specifically @ 00:35:39 2009 UTC

[–]astrograph 1 point2 points ago

lol.... thanks :p

[–]leahyrain -1 points0 points ago

I'm leap year too

[–]Cygnus_X1 -1 points0 points ago

Look at date joined, add one year. So for you it's march 28.

[–]huck08 43 points44 points ago

It's because no one gives a fuck about your cake day.

[–]h1ena 22 points23 points ago

The two dogs just watching make this gif.

[–]Futurebackwards_ZA 7 points8 points ago

I love the two dogs watching like they're judging really bad gymnastics. And the other is cat is "meh, I'm not even looking!".

[–]sccerfrk26[S] 0 points1 point ago

And the other cat couldn't care less

[–]carter2791 4 points5 points ago

What other cat? :o

[–]hooked_on_reddit 5 points6 points ago

the cat that's just chilling like a boss on the couch near the window

[–]Wide-Eyed_Penguin -1 points0 points ago

I believe that is a stuffed animal, but I could be wrong

[–]PixieProxy 8 points9 points ago

Nah, its ear twitches a little.

[–]GnomishKaiser -2 points-1 points ago

No it is a stuffed animal

[–]PixieProxy 0 points1 point ago

Enlarge the gif a bit, and you'll see the ear move.

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

"Thank god I wasn't born a cat."

[–]Khaba 4 points5 points ago

The longer version is better, in my opinion. Makes the dogs' reaction even better.

[–]sweaterobsessed 3 points4 points ago

How I picture the two dogs: http://i.imgur.com/EiHi9.jpg

[–]-RdV-[!] 12 points13 points ago

That's why I'm not even going to try today.

[–]obviouslythrowaway 3 points4 points ago

Guys! -RdV- won't even try! Let's upvote the sh_t out of his comment.

[–]-RdV-[!] -1 points0 points ago

I'm a whore for karma, at least I'm not lying about when my cakeday is :P

[–]realmodzzzz 7 points8 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel posting on Reddit... 0coms 2pts 28dys pics
Nailed it 86coms 1466pts 28dys gifs
These two dogs placed a trap 1com 9pts 29dys aww
"What the fuck is he doing?" , "Dude, I have no idea" 1com 10pts 2mos gifs
Great jump...almost. 11coms 181pts 3mos gifs
Nailed it. 2coms 12pts 14dys funny

[–]SorryIBrokeIt 3 points4 points ago

So you're saying it was a flop...

[–]chocolateglasses 1 point2 points ago

ba dum tiss

[–]kuikka3 2 points3 points ago

Was it a repost too?

[–]Noisemaker73 -1 points0 points ago

10 from the Russian judge

[–]Slenderpman 0 points1 point ago

Wet

[–]wikkedwhite 0 points1 point ago

a BOX!!!

[–]travworld 0 points1 point ago

I like how the dogs and the cat don't seem to give any shits about what happened.

[–]mrpickles 0 points1 point ago

The more I watch, the funnier it gets.

[–]turkey320 0 points1 point ago

The judges do not look impressed

[–]DerHelm 0 points1 point ago

That B&W cat on the couch: Not a fuck was giving. He barely even moved his ear.

[–]IrkenInvaderGir -1 points0 points ago

This is why I picked a day to create an account when I can post something where I know a ton of Redditors will upvote it, even if it is a repost.

May the 4th be with you.

[–]swissjack 0 points1 point ago

So I guess not all cats fall on their feet

Take one life from that one!

[–]neohylanmay 0 points1 point ago

You're lucky; I missed mine because I was moving back and forth between apartments. :( Most likely to miss the next one too.

[–]Sonkraliniz 0 points1 point ago

How do you get cats to do this?

[–]Helter-Skeletor 0 points1 point ago

GOD-DAMNIT YOU MADE ME REALIZE I MISSED MY CAKEDAY!

[–]themauwinator 0 points1 point ago

That was terrible, 0/10 OP

[–]occupymylefty 0 points1 point ago

Even the dogs faces are like -_-, oh that was poor.

[–]nosgdodselrahc 0 points1 point ago

.jpg

o.O

[–]kazeari 0 points1 point ago

It's a lie....this is suppose to be a GIF!

[–]Afa1234 0 points1 point ago

Cat on sofa... Not a fuck given

[–]talkinblues 0 points1 point ago

You got 2 gizmos on that couch....get them out of the sun!!!

[–]Narfhole 0 points1 point ago

Ohagi fan, are you? Or, do you even know the cat's name? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et9WuQdW4Rw

[–]lizbethblues 0 points1 point ago

My cakeday went like that. But It was a good day of loads of food so it made up for it IRL.

[–]Dorolk 0 points1 point ago

Driving and redditing. Almost cost my life laughing.

[–]VulvaPuncher 0 points1 point ago

Dooooon't caaaaaare.

[–]wait_a_tick 0 points1 point ago

Indifferent cat is indifferent.

[–]xanxin87 0 points1 point ago

Look at the cat in the background not giving a fuck.

[–]krstphr 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this a million times.

[–]ToSnoopy-NotToSnoopy 0 points1 point ago

All I can look at, is the snoopy.. That wonderful snoopy. You guys must not know my love for, snoopy.

[–]DeadKnight150 1 point2 points ago

We don't give shit.

[–]mxdawson 0 points1 point ago

You saying it was a flop?!

[–]Tetelesthai 0 points1 point ago

BOX uses SUPLEX!

[–]forcedobilisk -1 points0 points ago

sccerfrk26, you didn't make a "cakeday" post yesterday.

Also, it hasn't even been a year since you made your account.

Also, downvoted for "cakeday". Why are you such a faggot, sccerfrk26?

[–]Texas_ 1 point2 points ago

This may be the best gif ever.

[–]deja-vu-comment -1 points0 points ago

Hi I'm cat, and welcome to Jackass.

.

[–]IAmTheWaller67 -3 points-2 points ago

Hi, I'm Ryan Cat, and this is Drunken Box Flip.

[–]ilikezombis 1 point2 points ago

My brother's cat did this yesterday. But it was in a laundry basket, at the top of the stairs, that tumbled all the way down.. with her inside it.

[–]SteampunkCowboy -3 points-2 points ago

I might have laughed a little too hard at this.

[–]CptnPants -2 points-1 points ago

Mine went very similar, I'm just too lazy to try again D:

[–]greekguy69 -2 points-1 points ago

I spent 5 minutes looking at this

[–]Ayrity -2 points-1 points ago

I love GIFs that are widescreen. They feel so normal

[–]dressiertugboat -2 points-1 points ago

Scumbag OP, tries to leverage YESTERDAY'S cake day into more karma, cake day wasn't even yesterday.

You people!

[–]wickedalmond 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even check reddit on my cakeday... want to know why? BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT DAY YOU STARTED VISITING A SITE.

[–]HolyExemplar -3 points-2 points ago

Straight in the balls D:

[–]tigergotwood -3 points-2 points ago

Look at those smug 4 chaning dogs in the background thinking they're big shit sitting on that couch.....