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[–]tidux 13 points14 points ago

Penis.

[–]saroj7878 1 point2 points ago

May be both. We will never know.

[–]epot78 9 points10 points ago

That 70's Bush

[–]Thunderr_Invaderr 7 points8 points ago

I think it was Cthulu.

[–]gizmotech012 4 points5 points ago

The heretofore undocumented circle of red bodily fluid?

[–]ExplosionsInThePi 4 points5 points ago

Sans bloomers?

[–]MrAwesome11 4 points5 points ago

This is why you never trust a fart

[–]headfullofuselessnes 7 points8 points ago

You probably didn't need to circle it.

[–]nvndk 7 points8 points ago

[–]o3okevin 4 points5 points ago

That was a risky click

[–]Kajack 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Guess who shaves? 0coms 9pts 8dys funny
How to find a lesbian. 0coms 2pts 14dys funny
"You seeing what I'm seeing...?" 1com 16pts 3mos funny
I googled "funny pictures" and saw this, made me wonder what they saw there haha 0coms -1pt 18dys pics
Oh God Why! 2coms 2pts 1mo funny
Nice view 1com 14pts 1mo funny
Peekabo 4coms 12pts 2mos funny
I wonder what the one on the left is seeing. 4coms 67pts 2mos funny
Can not unsee. 2coms 35pts 4mos funny
don't look up.. don't look up... looks up 4coms 12pts 1yr pics
Insights in Cheerleading 1com -1pt 3mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]thatguysammo 2 points3 points ago

on their period....o.o

[–]downmodmyass 2 points3 points ago

White power!

[–]Horny_Troll 0 points1 point ago

isn't the guy from whose line is it anyway??

[–]tonytown 2 points3 points ago

A Sarlaac

[–]hebrew_hamma -1 points0 points ago

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! I POSTED THIS EIGHT DAYS AGO! http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10pbc4/guess_who_shaves/

[–]lemonszz 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! ITS BEEN POSTED MANY TIMES BEFORE!

[–]hebrew_hamma 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE DON'T POINT THAT SHIT OUT!

[–]Iable-A 1 point2 points ago

Lumpy farts

[–]Cyrino420 1 point2 points ago

Fire crotches can be scary.

[–]lalondtm 1 point2 points ago

ginger pubes

[–]wawooster 1 point2 points ago

buttplug?

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

that both were on their period....

[–]gizz01 -1 points0 points ago

dude... this has been reposted about a million time, THIS HAS TO STOP

[–]Grizzant -1 points0 points ago

find the nsfw text about a new product describing the joker pad and you will know.

[–]foreverheavy -1 points0 points ago

PUT THAT CHEERLEADER DOWN WAYNE BRADY

[–]ruff0214 -1 points0 points ago

This picture is as old as the Internet itself

[–]PBXbox -1 points0 points ago

Flies

[–]Millerdjone -1 points0 points ago

Isn't this like the first picture ever uploaded to the Internet?

[–]bjbyrne 0 points1 point ago

She saw another repost

[–]BigFinn 0 points1 point ago

Would be a unique way to ask a girl to homecoming...