How to stay out of jail

Squalor- · 2012-10-08T13:53:21+00:00

The movie is The Other Guys.

It's a buddy-cop comedy starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg.

It was pretty funny.

The two very funny people from this scene are Damon Wayans Jr. (left) and Rob Riggle.

TexasWithADollarsign · 2012-10-08T15:20:14+00:00

STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!

super_repost_man · 2012-10-08T13:24:34+00:00

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How to stay out of jail	274^coms	931^pts	3^mos	funny
Tips To Stay Out Of Jail	3^coms	125^pts	4^mos	funny
Tips to stay out of jail	511^coms	1433^pts	5^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

blackhawk465 · 2012-10-08T15:09:00+00:00

Baconator14 repost count:

And much much more...

notkevinhough · 2012-10-08T14:09:55+00:00

I hope you like prison food... And penis!

thetheist · 2012-10-08T15:48:26+00:00

There is a reason that there are so many blacks and hispanics in jail compared with whites, and the reason is not due to their race. It's an inequity in economic status combined with culture. In other words, white people tend to have more money and tend not to be in gangs or have an inherent distrust of all police.

Tokestra420 · 2012-10-08T15:44:41+00:00

Damn good movie. The lion vs tuna part might be the funniest scene of all time.

dat_savage · 2012-10-08T14:21:12+00:00

Well im fucked...

Salz_ · 2012-10-08T14:56:04+00:00

Female Body Inspector - FBI

F5_supermonkey · 2012-10-08T16:01:56+00:00

hispanic ≠ latino

Mi5anthr0pe · 2012-10-08T19:04:47+00:00

Step 2 - If you are black or hispanic, don't act like a fucking nigger, as this has been scientifically proven to reduce arrest rates by at least ~99%

zoganshero · 2012-10-08T14:16:21+00:00

This movie is The Other Guys in my opinion one of the most underrated movies of all times. Some of THE funniest humor I have ever seen in a movie from start to finish, if you haven't seen it make a point to do so, you won't regret it, it really is hilarious.

TheOldeUltraViolence · 2012-10-08T14:25:51+00:00

How about... #1. Don't break the law?

Fpastronaut · 2012-10-08T13:01:44+00:00

Here's the original: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v8biy/how_to_stay_out_of_jail/

DukeCanada · 2012-10-08T14:51:14+00:00

This is the first time I've ever been mad at a repost...and I got over it in like 1.3 seconds. 1.3.

StrangeCaptain · 2012-10-08T16:56:41+00:00

I don't understand these posts.

Why wouldn't i just watch the movie?

This line is in whatever movie this is from right? So someone ust takes two screen grabs from the movie, then writes the dialogue over the the pictures?

Is this supposed to be clever?

am I missing something?

Fpastronaut · 2012-10-08T12:33:27+00:00

This is a repost. ; (

Ashl · 2012-10-08T13:57:27+00:00

That cop combo is one of the greatest in movie history, with the black lady aswell!

wbeavis · 2012-10-08T14:06:59+00:00

Works for me.

BrodoFagginz · 2012-10-08T14:58:24+00:00

I may be wrong, but isn't this the classroom from "School of Rock" also?

FriedBrycee · 2012-10-08T15:05:37+00:00

Classic Will Ferrell humor :)

EseJandro · 2012-10-08T15:06:36+00:00

Was looking for tips... Found out im fucked..

growling_owl · 2012-10-08T15:17:43+00:00

I prefer Jim Carrey's legal advice in "Liar Liar": "Stop breaking the law, asshole!"

ToLongDR · 2012-10-08T15:37:16+00:00

Old post is olllld

jasiel21 · 2012-10-08T15:44:06+00:00

...or White Trash

djconvulse · 2012-10-08T16:06:07+00:00

If I had a granola bar for every time I've seen this picture reposted, I'd have a lot of damn granola.

alclarkey · 2012-10-08T16:08:41+00:00

Again with this nonsense.

NichtMarlon · 2012-10-08T16:23:47+00:00

best fuckin movie ever.

/dirty mike and the boyz

Majil229 · 2012-10-08T16:40:50+00:00

I died when I first saw this part....

Karwano · 2012-10-08T16:52:53+00:00

Rob Wriggle: at the crime scene LOL! Damon Wayans: Nice tweet, nice tweet.

v_sirin · 2012-10-08T17:04:42+00:00

Was that random comma in the movie too?

Countfox1 · 2012-10-08T17:14:42+00:00

I hate that ive seen this post like 15 times with the exact same title and yetit still gets 100s of upvotes

KashK10 · 2012-10-08T17:15:05+00:00

Such an underrated movie! One of my favourite comedies!

Ozzytrain · 2012-10-08T17:24:58+00:00

GATOR DONT PLAY NO SHIT

KidneyFailure · 2012-10-08T18:42:50+00:00

Cool! I haven't seen this a million times!

lichnor · 2012-10-08T18:50:55+00:00

Denis McNally, publicist for the Grateful Dead had some great advise...."Never break more than 1 law at a time. It's when you break more than 1 at a time when things go bad."

RiceBoy2015 · 2012-10-08T19:20:47+00:00

But officer I tried my hardest!

LookAtThatBacon · 2012-10-08T19:57:09+00:00

Aim for the bushes.

DirtPile · 2012-10-08T20:50:06+00:00

Don't diss jail.

HipstersForTheWin · 2012-10-08T22:34:01+00:00

Or, as a brown person: a muslim.

Raneados · 2012-10-08T23:45:21+00:00

How to stay out of jail

PeterMus · 2012-10-09T01:07:00+00:00

The sad part: Statistically if you are black or hispanic then you are much more likely to receive a jail sentence for the same crime as a white person.

LeSpatula · 2012-10-09T06:05:25+00:00

This will end up ib SRS soon.

gregnewt · 2012-10-08T13:01:45+00:00

Video : http://viewrz.com/en/event/526/22669

Ubermensch65532ONE · 2012-10-08T15:11:39+00:00

Then try not to rape white women. Ohhhh FBI statistics, you such a big trollolooll!

StewieBanana · 2012-10-08T13:52:26+00:00

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keepitbasic · 2012-10-08T14:42:23+00:00

I swear this get reposted every 2-3 months.

AngryDeer · 2012-10-08T15:00:09+00:00

...Says the Black guy.

MY_LEG_IS_A_PENIS · 2012-10-08T15:46:00+00:00

AMERRRRRRIIICAAA!

Bastard-of-Ruckus · 2012-10-08T15:59:30+00:00

So fucked up that this is true

Major-----de_Coverly · 2012-10-08T15:41:04+00:00

Yes, don't be one of all those completely innocent blacks and hispanics who were thrown into prison based on their race and did absolutely nothing wrong. What a crock of horseshit.

haveanupvote2424 · 2012-10-08T14:37:15+00:00

The prison population is vastly outnumbered by whites. Blacks and Hispanics do have a greater number in relationship to themselves but whites take the cake simply because they are just such a larger portion of the overall population.

Source: College

tevert · 2012-10-08T13:25:19+00:00

This is funny..... but you're a fucking reposter and I hate you.

SuperlativeInsanity · 2012-10-08T14:53:41+00:00

Such an overused joke ... this passes for 'Hollywood entertainment'? Why not get Chris Rock to write these fools a decent comedy routine about race.

70000 · 2012-10-08T13:13:08+00:00

Roll doubles or pay $50

PhiladelphiaIrish · 2012-10-08T13:58:31+00:00

That means you, Mittens.

InfamousBacon · 2012-10-08T13:04:55+00:00

Hey Baconator14... as an Infamous piece of Bacon, I can confirm that this works.

_disposable · 2012-10-08T15:12:17+00:00

das rite niggaz go 2 jail cuz da sistum beez rayciss n shit fuk dem yt priviluj

Heretical_Fool · 2012-10-08T14:31:51+00:00

HERE IS A SCREENSHOT FROM A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT A DECADE AGO. UPVOTES TO THE LEFT.

bulebule24 · 2012-10-08T14:07:50+00:00

Even if its a repost, its funny and true

forcedobilisk · 2012-10-08T16:43:43+00:00

Wrong.

One, try your hardest not to do something that people are sent to jail for.

Two, sound like a bigoted retard by suggesting the color of your skin will be the largest contributing factor to being thrown in jail.

Nah, just kidding children of reddit. Downvote me and go back to upvoting teh lulz

McBurger · 2012-10-08T14:36:59+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'M LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR ROLLING LITERALLY.

AcidMind · 2012-10-08T15:11:47+00:00

obvious repost guys pissin me off tbh, reddit you really gotta stop doing this i dont want no scrubs i want people that actually post good content stop doing crappy memes chasing after the karma river of reddit just dont go chasing waterfalls guy seriously.

reddit seems to be just fill of little kids and creeps, creeps that act weird and show a shitty image of reddit, Look I aint to proud to beg so please reddit get better.

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