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[–]PsiKoTicK 7 points8 points ago

I don't know why this made me chortle uncontrollably, but it did.

[–]noob31 29 points30 points ago

liek this if u crie evrytiem!

[–]chewyfruitloop 3 points4 points ago

Her dad is the surgeon

[–]PashaOn35mm 5 points6 points ago

Can someone help me out here, Im not getting it?

[–]buttaids 3 points4 points ago

Joke - her boyfriend is a pussy.

[–]chebsss 2 points3 points ago

[–]PashaOn35mm 0 points1 point ago

No, wait. I get it......pssh, whatever

[–]Peregrine21591 3 points4 points ago

Vagina transplant..?

[–]aaronaqua1 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, they do them when Vaginal Reconstructive Surgery isn't an option.

[–]Peregrine21591 3 points4 points ago

Vagina transplant... with a live male as a donor..?

At least when they were using a heart transplant in these stories you could say it was a Seven Pounds kind of scenario

[–]aaronaqua1 2 points3 points ago

Yeah what they do is, using stem cells, they grow a vagina on the man's bicep (kinda like the woman who grew an ear on her arm) and then when the vagina is fully grown, they transplant it from the man's arm to the recipient.

[–]Yvugvygichuv[S] 6 points7 points ago

[–]Birdslapper 4 points5 points ago

so like... can he, you know.

[–]myballsgotmilk 5 points6 points ago

CAN HE FUCK HIS BICEP?! Got that for ya birdslapper.

[–]Birdslapper 3 points4 points ago

THANKS BRO!

[–]Johnny_Clasher 1 point2 points ago

It would be so much more practical if they grew it on his palm..

[–]Peregrine21591 -2 points-1 points ago

and the process kills the man?

Sounds efficient!

[–]aaronaqua1 1 point2 points ago

No, no. Man goes in to rehab for an extended period of time to recover.

[–]IAmNotJoshua 3 points4 points ago

I love the casual "I'm having vagina surgery" -"I know"

[–]TheDroopy 5 points6 points ago

"Stop reminding me, Lisa."

[–]Mhblea 2 points3 points ago

[–]Snowdrive 1 point2 points ago

lol what?

[–]PlushyBear -1 points0 points ago

I didn't know Justin Bieber was an organ donor.

[–]blacktoise 1 point2 points ago

Stop

[–]emmy1107 -2 points-1 points ago

I remember reading one but she was getting ovary surgery done :/