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[–]JimKBJim Benton Cartoons 286 points287 points ago

my cartoon!

[–]TheChosenOne013 30 points31 points ago

What is your stance on the "half full/half empty" debate, Jim?

I think it depends. If I am in the process of filling the glass, it is half full. If I am in the process of emptying the glass, it's half empty. So what would I be? A pain in the ass?

Edit:

I love all of these different viewpoints on the "half empty/half full" debate! Really gets you thinking!

[–]JeremyR22 41 points42 points ago

That it's either half full or half empty is irrelevant - what's annoying is that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. What a waste of glass.

[–]link3945 24 points25 points ago

It was designed with a safety factor of 2.

[–]bwhartmann 7 points8 points ago

As an engineer, this is always my response when someone asks which one I think it is.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Paraphrasing Carlin.

[–]JH_1 1 point2 points ago

It's never a waste of glass. It's simply room to add vodka.

[–]TheDoktorIsIn 9 points10 points ago

Yes.

The glass is always full. Half-liquid and half-air. That one pisses people off too.

Personally I adopt your mindset and I think the question is just an archaic method of asking if you're a pessimist or optimist. Just ask me. But I guess that's just me being pessimistic? ...so is the new question how you respond to the old question?

[–]nanaimosweetie 1 point2 points ago

For me if someone asks me if the glass is half full or half empty I only have one question. " How did the level of the glass get to be that way? Ie did you have an empty glass and put liquid in it or did you have a full glass and drink some?" If they say they filled it to half way then it's half full. If they say they drank some to make it half way then it's half empty. For me it's just by definition of the words. Empty meaning to remove where as full means to make full or fill up.

[–]Sieg67 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly what I think. I'm amazed that more people don't come up with this.

[–]idontcarezz 1 point2 points ago

ah ok..

[–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

When someone asks me if the glass if half-full or half-empty I always have the same answer: 4 ounces.

[–]TheDoktorIsIn 0 points1 point ago

But what if the glass is only a 6oz glass? TOO MANY VARIABLES!

[–]mrbooze 2 points3 points ago

Yes, but by that point I've answered a silly question and made my escape. And if the end result is forcing someone to take an actual measurement rather than debating pop psychology, I still count that as a win.

[–]i_am_omega 0 points1 point ago

Better yet what if the glass is filled this way? http://imgur.com/3LvLd

[–]AetherFlash 0 points1 point ago

If it's still half it doesn't change the volume.

[–]sccrstud92 0 points1 point ago

[–]bootnish 0 points1 point ago

But what came first, the chicken or the egg? I'm an egg guy myself.

[–]Iloveangrysheepsex 2 points3 points ago

Evolution came first my friend

[–]DesignDecay 4 points5 points ago

Exactly because the mutation would occur while it was an egg.

[–]yumtasticmexii 2 points3 points ago

Lets ask the good Lord Jesus Christ. Nah I'm fucking with you twas evolution

[–]JimKBJim Benton Cartoons 6 points7 points ago

My stance, TheChosenOne013: If that's not Jameson, it doesn't matter much to me.

[–]Lambchops_Legion 0 points1 point ago

Crown Royal is the drink of men in my family.

[–]JimKBJim Benton Cartoons 0 points1 point ago

Another favorite of mine.

[–]wutwatwhat 2 points3 points ago

My name isn't Jim, but I always felt the half empty person would be the optimist. It's all about expectations. If you're optimistic, you expect to have a full glass. So having a glass half full would be a disappointment, right? You would see the glass as half empty because as an optimist, you expect the best.

A pessimist, on the other hand, would be see a glass half full because a pessimist wouldn't expect a full glass. A pessimist wouldn't be disappointed in a glass half full like an optimist would, because a pessimist wouldn't expect it to be full.

[–]IceK1ng 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit are you me? I've never found anyone that agrees with me on this.

[–]orihalcon 1 point2 points ago

The cup is not full nor empty and is at its halfway or midway point. I say it is "equilibrium" :)

[–]JimKBJim Benton Cartoons 114 points115 points ago

HAW. I post 'em so people will enjoy them, so I really kind of like it when they get reposted. Still, I can't seem to resist the urge to blurt out, "Hey I drew that!"

[–]NotaMethAddict 30 points31 points ago

Aww, that was significantly less drama than I hoped for :/

Oh well, good on you for being a good person!

[–]Engineerthegreat 63 points64 points ago

Boy that escalated nowhere

[–]nichiatu 17 points18 points ago

Boy that didn't even escalate

[–]brogles 8 points9 points ago

eels and escalators?

[–]Metalhead62 4 points5 points ago

COME ON, GARY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!!

[–]SparklepireBETCH 1 point2 points ago

escalators escalators escalators escalators...

eeeeeeyeeeeels

[–]snowlion13 -2 points-1 points ago

ive seen it before so even i knew it was a oldie

[–]VerboseAnalyst 0 points1 point ago

I suddenly want a "Idealist + Realist" glass. Fucking sucks being one.

[–]likethemonkey 1 point2 points ago

Is this a t-shirt?

Can it be a t-shirt? Or perhaps a tote?

I think I'm asking if you CafePress'd this yet.

[–]IAMGodAMA 0 points1 point ago

/hijack.

the engineer:

The glass has a safety factor of 2.0

[–]themeanlantern 0 points1 point ago

It's rare that something makes me literally laugh out loud, thanks for drawing something that did. I needed that.

[–]JimKBJim Benton Cartoons 1 point2 points ago

glad you liked it, themeanlantern. maybe you'll like these, too.

[–]initialsdrummer 0 points1 point ago

Read this in the My Brand commercial Guy's voice

[–]NCognito1 0 points1 point ago

I've seen a lot of your stuff but this has always been my favorite.

[–]CaptainDickbag 0 points1 point ago

Where can I find more of your cartoons?

[–]JimKBJim Benton Cartoons 0 points1 point ago

you can start here.

[–]CaptainDickbag 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. Love your cartoons.

Curious though, no site to generate ad revenue? Your stuff is good.

EDIT:

I'm an idiot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I knew I recognized your art style, Jim!

Sent from Reditr

[–]CannedBeef 51 points52 points ago

It's a pissimist.

[–]BannedOnReddit 13 points14 points ago

Urine too deep.

[–]MoxMono 2 points3 points ago

Wee to go.

[–]Cygnus_X1 -1 points0 points ago

Ureally taking this too far guys.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

This is a golden opportunity to end this thread.

[–]Hubso 9 points10 points ago

[–]SOPA_NO 0 points1 point ago

I remember this, how long ago was that? A shame his show got cancelled.

[–]pabman 23 points24 points ago

Bear Grylls: "I don't get it"

[–]lulhead 5 points6 points ago

JARATE!

[–]finger_of_god 2 points3 points ago

I want a tattoo of this. I'm not kidding.

[–]JimKBJim Benton Cartoons 3 points4 points ago

PLEASE send me a pic if you do.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Whenever someone asks if the glass is half full or half empty it's important to ask if the glass is standing still by itself or if it's being poured into. Because if it's being poured into it's obviously half-full since the volume is increasing, but if it's standing still it's half-empty because it will slowly evaporate.

[–]wirewolf 9 points10 points ago

The glass is always full. half air and half water.

[–]Muzilos 5 points6 points ago

The glass is always 99% empty because the atoms making up the individual molecules are 99.9999% empty space.

[–]jackie_treehorn 0 points1 point ago

Also, one could argue that the amount of water and air in that glass is insignificant in the grand scheme of the entire universe. Therefore, the limit as x approaches infinity is zero, so the glass is always empty.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You're assuming that the glass isn't in space.

[–]martensitic 2 points3 points ago

I'd say that's a pretty good assumption.

[–]Null_Reference_ 4 points5 points ago

That is nonsense. The rate of change is irrelevant. The question is what the state of the glass is at the time asked, not what it will be in the future.

Besides, the whole point of the proverb is that the glass is BOTH half full AND half empty. It is not a question of mathematics or chemistry, it is a question of semantics. How you choose to describe it when "half full" and "half empty" are both valid and accurate descriptors.

[–]AmpleWarning 0 points1 point ago

I choose to call it "gross under-utilization of available glass volume." That way it sounds like someone else's problem.

Unless it's piss, in which case it's probably fair to assume that efficient use of volume is the least of our problems.

[–]atatassault -1 points0 points ago

Due to quantum mechanics, you can't know to arbitrary precision a state at one instant. You must account for probabilities and hysteresis.

[–]MAYhien 1 point2 points ago

Engineer stand point; the glass was made 100% too big.

[–]Orcjob 0 points1 point ago

Nice punchline

[–]boxsteam 0 points1 point ago

what's with the captions?

[–]diewhitegirls 0 points1 point ago

Weird, I didn't notice those when I posted it.

[–]o_kami 0 points1 point ago

really? putting the punch line in the title?

naah could still laugh, have an upvote

[–]InfL 1 point2 points ago

I think this might be mountain DEW.! :)

[–]Mathlete86 2 points3 points ago

That's why I always say, "The receptacle is at 50% capacity."

[–]PaulMSURon 0 points1 point ago

Stole this from r/RonPaul

[–]droidblaster 0 points1 point ago

No, I'm pretty sure it's just Coors Light.

[–]mprsx 8 points9 points ago

You are confirming the cartoon's statement.

[–]iJustnoreason 1 point2 points ago

Better drink it

[–]JBHUTT09 1 point2 points ago

To me it depends how the glass came to be in that state. If the liquid was poured out to reach the halfway point, I say the glass is half empty. If it was filled up to reach that point, I say the glass is half full. It depends on the context. And don't give me that hypothetical shit about it just appearing instantly already at the halfway point. At that point I'd be more interested in how the glass got there. It either was teleported or broke one of the fundamental laws of physics (that matter cannot be created or destroyed). Either reason is far more interesting than this stupid conversation.

[–]nichiatu 2 points3 points ago

It's.. It's just a drawing...

[–]JBHUTT09 2 points3 points ago

[–]nichiatu 1 point2 points ago

Don't hit me, master! I promise I'll be nice

[–]makkynz 0 points1 point ago

glass is twice as big as it needs to be - a programmer

[–]ErectPotato 0 points1 point ago

The opportunist would drink it.

[–]SonVoltMMA -1 points0 points ago

Would have been better if it said "Is this pee?"

[–]CerebralFX 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sharain 0 points1 point ago

If the glass WAS full, it will now be half empty.

If the glass WAS empty, it's now half full.

If you do not know what state it had before...

[–]rabbiddolphin8 0 points1 point ago

well that one that thinks he is piss must be very pecemistic.

[–]MxM111 0 points1 point ago

If this is piss, then who is the optimist?

[–]scykei 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me a somewhat old image with different perspectives of people looking at it. There were from engineers, doctors and stuff. It's not necessarily accurate and lots of people commented on its flaws but I found it funny. I wonder if anyone can find it.

EDIT: I managed to save it: http://i.imgur.com/zjhkS.png

Thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/o30l3/yep_this_pretty_much_sums_it_up/

[–]Spooniator 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. I have that spray in CSS, not even kidding.

[–]Clamjamham 0 points1 point ago

This is piss, piss with ink.

[–]6justice6 -1 points0 points ago

How many times has this been reported on every single part of the Internet?

[–]brianw824 1 point2 points ago

This is hanging up in the urinalysis lab at my old work.

[–]A7XsTheRev 1 point2 points ago

As someone who just barely took a urine test, this amuses me

[–]VallanMandrake 1 point2 points ago

Which half is empty?

Releant xkcd blog.

[–]MyGlassIsHalf 0 points1 point ago

I think my name speaks for itself on this issue.

[–]Person_On_The_Web -1 points0 points ago

Well couldn't you just say that the another cup that thinks it's lemonade is an optimist, assuming we don't really know what said liquid is? Which I assume must be true because neither of the other cups seem to notice, and the third cup is only speculating. Furthermore, even if it was piss why is that necessarily a bad thing? Could be that they're piss tests to keep drug addicts from leaving rehab, or some type of new scientific research. In which case the optimist is in better standing to deal with reality since he doesn't let a petty thing like being filled with piss distract him from the noble goals that got him there in the first place. Overall I give this cartoon a pessimistic bias, the realist isn't really necessarily poor when you think about it.

[–]SumthingStupid 0 points1 point ago

Umlimited link karma cheat:

Save a post that receives a lot of link karma, suggestively an original, but a repost will do.

Wait approximately 2 months, make a copy of the image in paint and re-upload it to imgur and give it a new title.

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[–]TheBigZocker 0 points1 point ago

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be

[–]kozco 0 points1 point ago

Not only is is half empty, but through accidental spillage and evaporation, it's only going to get worse.

[–]BigBenB123 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]juror_chaos 0 points1 point ago

Optimist: the glass is half full

Pessimist: the glass is half empty

Engineer1: we could save costs and make the glass half as big

Engineer2: we need the redundancy of the unused capacity

Engineer3: the glass only looks half full - the contents are being compressed

Scientist: why is the glass only half full? I wonder what happens if we fill it all the way up - or drain it completely dry.

Philosopher: is there actually a glass there?

Hierophant: Yahweh thus said that the glass will always be half full, anything else is a sin and you're all going to hell

Police: we want to know where the other half of the water went. Tell us and we'll go to bat for you with the DA. And we have your accomplice in the other room and you know the first person to talk, gets the deal.

[–]Chansharp 0 points1 point ago

physicist: GET DOWN http://what-if.xkcd.com/6/ (posted somewhere else)

[–]JovanSRB 0 points1 point ago

Reposted!

[–]realmodzzzz 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Optimism 1com 19pts 1yr funny
A different point of view 3coms 13pts 1yr funny
Are you a optimist, pessimist or pissimist 4coms 21pts 1yr pics

[–]SgtCortez93 0 points1 point ago

Jarate!

[–]DayumJessie 0 points1 point ago

Relevant: This was in my living room when I woke up this morning. Someone thinks they're fooling me...

http://i.imgur.com/KInl3.jpg

[–]Camden120 -1 points0 points ago

RE-RE-RE-RE-REPOST

[–]Rambadilian 0 points1 point ago

Jarate!

[–]jglee1236 0 points1 point ago

The glass is half empty - Pessimist
The glass is half full - Optimist
The glass is too big - Engineer

[–]brokendimension -1 points0 points ago

How did this make the front page?

[–]Thelaxredditman 0 points1 point ago

...repost

[–]3Phx 0 points1 point ago

[–]bpi89 0 points1 point ago

"Uhh... This is cum."

[–]Rural_Realist 0 points1 point ago

It does look like piss.

[–]spoon_fork 0 points1 point ago

I would say the cups are... half capacity. What does that make me?

[–]herrakonna 0 points1 point ago

The glass is always full. Half liquid. Half air.

[–]Lolz106 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like sniper just might have a job for the three of them...

[–]coozney 0 points1 point ago

JARATE!

[–]Hawk810 -2 points-1 points ago

Empty = nothing

Half of nothing is still nothing.

Half empty is empty.

[–]OkiPoncho 12 points13 points ago

Half in this case describes the glass, not the word empty. Therefore, it is the same as saying that half the glass has nothing.

[–]wbeavis -2 points-1 points ago

Have you ever seen a glass with half a vacuum?

[–]Serplat 3 points4 points ago

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

No, because vacuums are pretty big and wouldn't fit. Even half a vacuum is too big.

[–]avfc41 1 point2 points ago

wbeavis at a party:

Guy: "Hey, my glass is empty, I need some more beer."

wbeavis: "IT'S NOT EMPTY ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S A VACUUM IN THERE????"

Guy: "We need to stop inviting you to things."

[–]Link2999 0 points1 point ago

I always thought of it this way, thought everyone who said half empty didn't know basic math.

[–]WarAndRuin 0 points1 point ago

So yeah, glass is half empty

[–]J-Dalluhn 0 points1 point ago

Lmao

[–]doesntmatterhad 1 point2 points ago

I guess we call that a Pissamist.......

[–]repost-buster -4 points-3 points ago

Possible repost detected, I found the following posts:

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Optimism 1com 19pts 1yr funny
A different point of view 3coms 13pts 1yr funny
Are you a optimist, pessimist or pissimist 4coms 21pts 1yr pics

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[–]josephsh 0 points1 point ago

This bot should not "bust a repost" if its only other submissions did so badly

[–]norealpurposehere2 -2 points-1 points ago

OH SHIT NOT A REPOST THAT IS THE WORST THING

[–]blackhawk465 2 points3 points ago

BOLDED CAPS TO GET ATTENTION LIKE YOU

I LOOKED AT YOUR POST HISTORY BECAUSE I WONDERED WHY YOU'D DEFEND REPOSTS SO STRONGLY. THEN I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY 3 POSTS YOU HAVE THAT GAINED YOU SIGNIFICANT KARMA WERE ALL REPOSTS.

[–]norealpurposehere2 0 points1 point ago

I believe someone is mad because they think karma actually means something, and has almost none.

[–]blackhawk465 -1 points0 points ago

That's really funny considering we have practically the same amount of total karma yet I didn't have to repost anything to get mine :) oh so mad brah!

[–]norealpurposehere2 -1 points0 points ago

Your account is also like, 5 times older than mine.

And you post in Trees, which is just circlejerk where you're allowed to submit links.

So yeah, you're pretty mad. I thought you potheads were supposed to be chill. Stupid, but chill.

[–]blackhawk465 -1 points0 points ago

Nice trolling brah. Teach me the ways.

[–]siamthailand 0 points1 point ago

Even more realist:

I think this is unfunny as fuck.

[–]dahmerBundy -2 points-1 points ago

FALSE. The container is always full. even in a vacuum.

[–]JakJakk -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, cos half of empty is possible ;)

[–]Oxbridge 0 points1 point ago

I'm a JPEG, I'm full of artifacts!

[–]Mikokang -1 points0 points ago

Lies! It's my cartoon, urine trouble now boi