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[–]AmandaMarie7989 32 points33 points ago

False. No girl on her period wears cute underwear. That's the week out of every month that we get an excuse to wear the ugliest things possible because of comfort and practicality.

[–]Dalisca 6 points7 points ago

Exactly! Period undies are usually black. Those cute little green things wouldn't stay cute and green for long.

[–]princox_lass 4 points5 points ago

Confirmed. Grundies are a menstruating girl's best friends.

[–]nodnarbiter 3 points4 points ago

A Grundy sounds like a sexual position.. Or a cartoon villain

[–]MandyzFelix 4 points5 points ago

I believe you may be thinking of Gruntilda.

[–]nodnarbiter 1 point2 points ago

I am familiar with Gruntilda.. and I did think of her when I read Grundy but I didn't think anyone else played banjo and kazooie or banjo tooie

[–]nodnarbiter 1 point2 points ago

A Grundie sounds like another word for pooping... Or a cartoon villain

[–]shizknight 4 points5 points ago

This. I'm a guy and even I knew this.

[–]AlienAmongPredators 2 points3 points ago

Exactly.

[–]Mad_Mac 9 points10 points ago

So she has one pair of underwear that she wears for the duration of her period? Dude, that is messed up.

[–]nickdude77 4 points5 points ago

[–]Proud_Vagina_Owner 2 points3 points ago

Your photoshop skills are horrendous

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago

Lady, I'm a guitarist, not an artist. I could've used paint.

[–]SourCreamWater 8 points9 points ago

Pfffft youngsters. Lay down a towel and dive right in.

I'm 35 and get off my lawn.

[–]TheTrueIrishMan 4 points5 points ago

False. Your hands don't have periods.

[–]AlienAmongPredators 1 point2 points ago

But if you made a hole in your hand it would bleed

[–]blahblehbloo 6 points7 points ago

This was posted weeks ago. Repost.

[–]Killermiller93 2 points3 points ago

I just Hope she doesnt wear it as Long as her period lasts, cause thats a Long Term for a panty...

[–]Vicemore 0 points1 point ago

I'm calling BS too...Those are the nicest "period panties" I've ever seen. Funny though..

[–]TonyCheeseSteak 0 points1 point ago

"If you can drive through mud you can fuck through blood"- Saw on a random bathroom wall

[–]chaosrayne349 0 points1 point ago

....aaaaaaaand repost!

[–]canadianshawn 0 points1 point ago

it's 11:44pm, i have to be up for work pretty early, and this just made me staying up totally worth it...thank you

[–]CannibalBanana 0 points1 point ago

Shower sex makes this issue more of a non issue. RED WINGS, HO!

[–]Binsky89 2 points3 points ago

That's right. Fuck her in the period hole.

[–]DesertEvil -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck her in the whole period. FTFY

[–]original-merp -4 points-3 points ago

woah, those are awesome. Now I need to go find wear to buy such things.

[–]Crankenterran -1 points0 points ago

Do you play your flute for her?

[–]Syrina_Inavi -2 points-1 points ago

I need to buy this, asap XD

[–]ShinySilver 0 points1 point ago