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[–]MuchDance1996 6 points7 points ago

Excellent. Once I see it in ultra slow mo I can die happy.

[–]WakingWind[S] 7 points8 points ago

best i can do for now http://i.imgur.com/Mhy94.gif

[–]re_dditt_er 3 points4 points ago

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE http://imgur.com/iCYJc

[–]kikenazz 0 points1 point ago

Seeing this makes me want to never fart again. I just imagine shit particles in my mouth

[–]MrGoodbytes 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, it's fake.

[–]Wu-Tang_Name 4 points5 points ago

dat ass

[–]hobokenbob 4 points5 points ago

suddenly realized how much shit jordie laforge had to put up with on the enterprise

[–]scottcanoni 7 points8 points ago

I always wondered what an infrared picture of a fart would look like. Thank you Internet.

[–]andshewas_45 3 points4 points ago

Posted by a redditer by the name "WalkingWind"...classic!

[–]donjobs 1 point2 points ago

It's "WakingWind"...

[–]keyboardlover 3 points4 points ago

That's hot. (Literally.)

[–]Korgul 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of this Japanese video about how to escape a fart.

[–]Johnny_Clasher 1 point2 points ago

If that is a manbutt, then I'm grossed out, but if it is a babe letting go, then I'm kinda turned on!

[–]tgunz 0 points1 point ago

that is one nice butt

[–]mcgreeeg 1 point2 points ago

I always worry that someone has an infrared camera and can see me fart in public.

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 1 point2 points ago

This really needs to be in /r/assreddit

[–]BludundEhre 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a candy cane to me.

[–]anacondrea 0 points1 point ago

that is the foulest creation mine eyes have viewed upon in a fortnight. screw you indeed, dear sir.

[–]zakwfb 0 points1 point ago

My friend and I (both male) just laughed for a solid 10 minutes while our female roommate videotaped it. Thank you for that.

[–]flybymcfly 0 points1 point ago

If I was a musician this would be my first album cover.

[–]Electrifired 0 points1 point ago

Finally, am I right?

[–]Neltech 0 points1 point ago

FLIR (forward looking infra red) farts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkqNoxTuVkw

[–]gorbok 0 points1 point ago

Interesting fact: farts show up on x-rays.

[–]Scarmanz 0 points1 point ago

I would suck that fart in like bong smoke.

[–]weaponR 0 points1 point ago

This is from SNL with Hugh Laurie during the "ghost hunters" skit, right?

[–]PotatoPotahto -1 points0 points ago

Wow, a fart on /r/funny. Such originality and mature humour it's not even funny.

[–]Gonzo37 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a dick is about to go in

[–]milesunderground 0 points1 point ago

I'll guess Rachel Starr.

[–]seattletono 0 points1 point ago

Dead dove.jpg

[–]inactivebrain 2 points3 points ago

Its so majestic. If i were to describe the intent of human pursuit, nothing would come as close as this analogy. We are the mere result of eons of intake, only for it to result in an exact equal amount of outtake, if not arranged more eloquently. And within time, this outtake will be used again. And in a glorious wave of human triumph, end up unchanged. The true worth of our efforts.

who the fuck drank all my vodka?

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

This will change science as we know it

[–]tandembicyclegang 0 points1 point ago

The Miracle of Life.

Thanks for the high school flashbacks.

[–]ProfessorD2 0 points1 point ago

That fart is a thing of beauty.

[–]Captain-Kenneth 0 points1 point ago

Someone should caption it like this photo. I believe that would be in everybody's best interest. http://imgur.com/kxHHz

[–]Apf4 0 points1 point ago

I thought it said human heart, and was confused. Now I am ashamed.