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[–]70000 107 points108 points ago

This is terrible content. Repost, cliche, demotivational poster. I expect it will be on the front page shortly.

[–]LGMuir 31 points32 points ago

You're so reddit

[–]70000 10 points11 points ago

True, with the title supplied by OP I expected an image filled with hate.

[–]CompetitiveTroll 7 points8 points ago

But we are laughing at everyone except ourselves.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 4 points5 points ago

But I'm a hilarious motherfucker! :(

[–]UsernameNotFound404 6 points7 points ago

As a hilarious motherfucker myself, I can confirm this.

[–]RoMoBandit -4 points-3 points ago

Reddit wouldn't be so gay if you faggots didn't upvote that shit.

[–]JackAttack0101 3 points4 points ago

All the same people up voting this content, will agree with you that it shouldn't be up voted and will probably up vote your comment. And so goes the paradox of reddit

[–]SiickNastikillr 1 point2 points ago

What if I make a sudden clarity clarence meme using this instead?

[–]novaginas 0 points1 point ago

Sure enough, I came here from the front page. Also, dat jpeg compression. :/

[–]Ghost4000 0 points1 point ago

It also showed up on 9gag today.

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

Plus a misspelling and some awful grammar. This one is the whole package.

[–]YouSaidADumbThing 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't that precisely what he meant?

"What Reddit really is." - and then the oldest fucking repost in the world.

[–]samx3i 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, it's only been posted once before and with much lesser results:

title comnts points age /r/
saw this on facebook 1com 11pts 3hrs pics

[–]Cockatooareola -3 points-2 points ago

U just mad cuz u didnt think of it u fucking jealous peace of shit.

[–]70000 -1 points0 points ago

Neither did op

[–]cocomarkx -2 points-1 points ago

[–]NonPermissive 25 points26 points ago

Demotivational posters are not allowed in this subreddit. Please read the rules in the sidebar.

[–]packerbacker1221 4 points5 points ago

Ideally, they wouldn't be allowed anywhere. But some twelve-year-olds have wi-fi.

[–]zvn 8 points9 points ago

You just broke my pretentious meter.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

Well, there's /r/Demotivational, but their content is usually way less shitty than this. I've seen some doozies there though.

[–]packerbacker1221 -1 points0 points ago

That subreddit is filled with unfunny pictures with obnoxious captions, and every couple of months a movement to "take it back to its roots" which means the four actual demotivationals ever made get reposted again, receive a bunch of karma, and then back to normal.

[–]NonPermissive 2 points3 points ago

Meh. I only see the ones that do well in /all's hourly top.

[–]nt4u 0 points1 point ago

Cry about it some more ye of reddit faggotry.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I'm totally the butthurt one here.

[–]Only_Says_Blue 5 points6 points ago

Blue.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 2 points3 points ago

Truth in advertising.

[–]iamtcain 1 point2 points ago

I hope your advertising is less true.

[–]MileHighBarfly 6 points7 points ago

Except for the actual punchline is right there in the graphic, that this is what "the internet" is. Where on Reddit does anyone "write on walls?" Or is this just another flog to the horse about how obsessed Reddit is with cats. LOLZ so funny...

[–]packerbacker1221 5 points6 points ago

I think the walls are myspace/facebook walls. This "joke" was clearly not made for reddit, or anyone with a connected brain stem.

[–]sterling_mallory 3 points4 points ago

I guess the Pyramids at Giza were the first successful triforce.

[–]Asiansensationz 4 points5 points ago

This is repost. I've seen this in the pyramid

[–]REEDnSTUFF 3 points4 points ago

Ironic how Reddit tries so hard to be "above 9gag" when it's content is pretty much at that level. This is terrible...

[–]GamerKingFaiz 4 points5 points ago

What have we become? This was on 9gag earlier today.

http://9gag.com/gag/5545872

And before you start pointing fingers, I only know because my friend posted it on his FB.

[–]Taco86 2 points3 points ago

You should have just linked straight to 4chan.

[–]muzzman32 2 points3 points ago

WORSHIPPING.... THE WORD IS WORSHIPPING.

[–]djpickle 0 points1 point ago

wordshipping

[–]UnorthodoxParadox 0 points1 point ago

Except, you know, we don't pull out peoples' brains via their noses.

[–]Jake32 0 points1 point ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy Still used today, albeit very infrequently and only in extreme cases, but you are effectively removing part of the brain with an icepick via the nose.

[–]trufflesofshuffles 0 points1 point ago

at least we haven't started mummifying people, pets, general things yet... oh, wait http://imgur.com/tt5hi

[–]theGuatemalanYMCA 0 points1 point ago

you're right op, reddit really is just one big repost

[–]TheTallestGnome 0 points1 point ago

i hate cats...

[–]MiRiOf 0 points1 point ago

You know what the best part of this is? We right now are creating history. In a thousand or five years people will look back at how we live and be amazed.

[–]reisalvador 1 point2 points ago

That was made for facebook. Does it look like we have a "wall". No.

[–]LE_TROLLFACEXD 0 points1 point ago

LOL ! just like reddit !!

[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

Some of us still hate cats actually.

[–]el_doki 0 points1 point ago

for the love of god, justify the subtext

[–]iamtcain 0 points1 point ago

Maybe add some boobs, and then you've got somethin goin.

[–]omegaton 0 points1 point ago

[–]hamboza 0 points1 point ago

I was a little creeped by this finding!

[–]brazthemad 0 points1 point ago

that looks like an embalming ceremony for a human being and doesn't appear to have fuckall to do with cats. Also shitty font. 0/10.

[–]Archangelus 0 points1 point ago

Those donuts look delicious! I always wondered why we didn't sell them on a rack, hanging from their holes like that. Fucking brilliant! No chocolate though...

[–]happyvocal 0 points1 point ago

This picture is used badly out of context. I mean, so badly that I'm disappointed in Reddit for upvoting it this far when it's against the sub rules anyway.

If it wasn't obvious to OP or the one who created the demotivational in the first place, the picture presents a ceremony to send off the spirit to the afterlife. Furthermore, there is no cat worshiping in this picture. I see the Jackal headed god Anubis tending to the dead. It's the opening of the mouth ceremony, where priests say the prayers and spells, and they're also restoring the dead pharaoh's 'senses'. ..This demotivational is just plain stupid.

[–]NotaMethAddict 0 points1 point ago

This post is kind of the same:

Because it's ancient.

[–]RANDOMLY_POSTS_SHIT 3 points4 points ago

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 2 points3 points ago

I AM a beautiful strong black woman who don't need no man!

[–]JohnScribbles -3 points-2 points ago

Damn, that was actually witty.

[–]Farisr9k -2 points-1 points ago

No slavery though.

[–]fortrines 0 points1 point ago

Slavery of the mind . The hive mind sees all,

Downvote the unbelievers and heretics.,

[–]gwood1234 -3 points-2 points ago

expect Reddit doesn't have walls to write on.

[–]DouggyDurable -1 points0 points ago

This isn't what Reddit really is. The only reason this stigma exists is because misinformed newbies like yourself come to the site and perpetuate the ignorance that spews from the neckbeards. Most of us intellects can look beyond parroting of the pointless stereotype.. but you just couldn't resist, huh?

What a stupid title. My downvote probably won't have a significant effect on suppressing your maligned ideology, but it will suffice for now.

[–]finallymadeanaccount -1 points0 points ago

Wanna fight about it?

[–]DouggyDurable 0 points1 point ago

Sure. Pistols at dawn, 10 paces.

If you don't show, take solace in knowing you'll be a foreverqueer.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

Since you've already got a partner, I'll just stay away from you at the gym.

[–]REDDITWITTER -3 points-2 points ago

OMG. So /r/true!

[–]OpticXaon -2 points-1 points ago

God dammit I re-posted this unknowingly.

[–]kurotome -2 points-1 points ago

This is totally true (including a quip about masturbation would make it even more true, however)

[–]Demonweed -3 points-2 points ago

A Pompeii tavern preserved by the most deadly eruption of Vesuvius bears the following inscription, "OMNES SCRIBENT A MURIS SED EGO," which translates as "everybody writes on walls but me."

[–]Psirocking -2 points-1 points ago

Like how facebook is a bathroom stall: people write on walls, nobody cares.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 2 points3 points ago

Then I go in and take a poop.

Right?

[–]fadedseaside 1 point2 points ago

And you can upload and tag photos just like in a bathroom!

(Blanket statements based on one somewhat similar attribute are silly but not particularly insightful. But this is r/funny, so I'll shut it.)

[–]Lord_Bumberchute -1 points0 points ago

You didn't go in and take a poop.

[–]fadedseaside -2 points-1 points ago

Shit!

[–]Lord_Bumberchute -1 points0 points ago

One of my favorite phrases is "Oh shit! I've crapped my pants!"

Unfortunately I do not get to use it as often as I'd like.

[–]fadedseaside -1 points0 points ago

I enjoy the past tense verbs "shat" and "shart." Likewise, I don't use them as often as I'd like.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute -1 points0 points ago

Every time you've just taken a shit you can say that you've just shat.

So you've got that going for you.

[–]fadedseaside -1 points0 points ago

I already put my girlfriend through enough, I think. I'll have to give the declaration to the man in the mirror, which is only barely sufficient.

[–]packerbacker1221 -1 points0 points ago

Just get a poopbro and shoot him a text.