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[–]markeh 2 points3 points ago

this site makes me feel soooooo old sometimes

[–]TemptedByTrolling[S] 1 point2 points ago

I didn't say it was recent.

[–]markeh 1 point2 points ago

plus you could be old as shit

[–]Herdnerfer 1 point2 points ago

That's why evolution gave us boobs....

[–]dranic 1 point2 points ago

First time I made out with a girl she told the entire 6th grade class that I kissed like a gold fish. Followed me all the way through high school. Good news is she was the popular girl and now is a behemoth that cuts hair at wal-mart.

[–]TemptedByTrolling[S] 1 point2 points ago

Cuts hair at Wal-Mart

This happens??

[–]mattdangerously 1 point2 points ago

Are you familiar with "the Shocker"?

[–]TemptedByTrolling[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but that certainly wasn't the right time for that... ಠ_ಠ

[–]mattdangerously 2 points3 points ago

And it never will be the right time with that kind of attitude.

[–]TemptedByTrolling[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]ItsSarahMarie 1 point2 points ago

Waist, boobs, or ass...pick one and squeeze tight.

[–]dranic 0 points1 point ago

Tug the hair, see what happens. The price could be a black eye, but if not.. Totally worth it