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[–]ajbags26 87 points88 points ago

what the fuck is the black ghost lookin' motha fucka doin floatin around all Nimbly Bimbly

[–]overtoke 40 points41 points ago

a spider or debris suspended in a web

[–]mkicon 3 points4 points ago

You were downvoted, yet, probably right. Anyone that has access to footage from outside security cameras has seen this a lot.

[–]lsetten 0 points1 point ago

I agree, but anyone with a brain could hopefully just come to this conclusion. IMO

[–]Blazeinpain 8 points9 points ago

[–]rattlemebones 0 points1 point ago

We will have to tune in to TLC, Discovery, or the History Channel to find out on Celebrity Ghost UFOs from History.

[–]gameguy285 0 points1 point ago

this is my new favorite sentence

[–]Fuck_the_System 24 points25 points ago

I don't understand what this lady was trying to accomplish.

[–]IbanezAndBeer 22 points23 points ago

I'm pretty certain she was trying to scam a few more hours of free parking by getting a new ticket. She got what she deserved.

[–]abledanger 10 points11 points ago

Parking Gate sees all and knows all.

[–]IbanezAndBeer 2 points3 points ago

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

[–]Potentially_Erect 1 point2 points ago

Straight up chills just reading that.

Such a great movie.

[–]Captain_Aizen 1 point2 points ago

One day, I hope you lose your parking ticket and then have some ridiculous cunt working the booth insist you must pay the maximum of $20.00

[–]dreamingtree 2 points3 points ago

The guys in the booth don't set the prices... you accomplish nothing by calling them ridiculous cunts, except for sounding like a cunt yourself.

[–]IbanezAndBeer 1 point2 points ago

YOU DARE QUESTION THE RULING OF THE PARKING GATE?!

[–]the_green_glass_door 6 points7 points ago

I'd really like to know what actually is happening though.

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish 4 points5 points ago

she was trying to scam a few more hours of free parking by getting a new ticket.

[–]freditoj 22 points23 points ago

She is probably at a private parking, lost her ticket and went to the entrance to get a new ticket. All of this to avoid paying the fee for losing your ticket which is usually a whole day fee. She thought she was a smartass and got owned in the process.

[–]ImPaul 9 points10 points ago

aaand bam. instant karma.

[–]blackhawk465 2 points3 points ago

And we alllll fallll down.....

[–]thats_a_risky_click 0 points1 point ago

Worth it. They charge like $50 for a lost ticket. More painful than a parking pole to the head.

[–]A_Racial_Observation 4 points5 points ago

Seems to be the devious work of the spider on the camera...

[–]Iable-A 4 points5 points ago

This is where we need that Scott Pilgrim KO! to pop up

[–]BmoreCooler 2 points3 points ago

Karma is for real.

[–]Nexten 0 points1 point ago

I snorted so loudly when she got hit that a nurse came over to my desk to see if I was ok.

[–]KratosOdinSon -1 points0 points ago

Hilarious Next drink is on me lol.

[–]Sqeeye 0 points1 point ago

I hope I'm not the only one who narrated for myself the second time around.

[–]chinkk_ville 0 points1 point ago

She took the hit right on the tits

[–]Wilcows 0 points1 point ago

The idiot also started turning around before looking... Gosh I just want people like this to get hurt in traffic accidents.

I can't stand it when people don't look when they cross roads, I see it so much!

[–]wait-for-it-dary 0 points1 point ago

How does one pronounce a word with eight consecutive 'D's ?

[–]E75 0 points1 point ago

The guy in the booth manually working the arm - "You are not a car, you shall not pass".

[–]WalkInLove 0 points1 point ago

Those things will ruin your day. I've been hit whilst riding a scooter and it's no joke!

[–]panda_handler 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if it's because I'm drunk or horny (or a reasonable combination of the two) but that broad has some nice hips/thighs/ass.

That is all.

[–]Furfire 1 point2 points ago

I'd pound her harder than that parking gate.

[–]isofat 0 points1 point ago

Being drunk and horny must turn gifs into high definition for you. Unless blurry hips/thigs/ass is your thing of course.

[–]CEOofEarthMITTROMNEY -3 points-2 points ago

I'm glad you put it in meme form. I wouldn't have laughed otherwise.