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all 137 comments

[–]electriophile 353 points354 points ago

[–]TheRealExqusite 27 points28 points ago

This should be sent to the ironman writers, I'm sure they can manage something

[–]mezzizle 20 points21 points ago

The black cat should be batman. Wait..

[–]kel634 16 points17 points ago

batcat

[–]lesser_panjandrum 27 points28 points ago

[–]JesterOfDestiny 3 points4 points ago

You owe me 1 million brain cells.

[–]llama810 3 points4 points ago

goddamnit, i was at the library and thought it was just a photo. people are staring at me

[–]Jeroknite 5 points6 points ago

That is glorious!

[–]Mr_Old_Sky 1 point2 points ago

This gif isn't posted as much as it should be.

Then again I guess that's a good thing because every time I see it it makes the moment special.

[–]LarryBirdFlu 5 points6 points ago

Now that's some stellar photoshopability. Well done sir.

[–]Sb1187 0 points1 point ago

I must go, my people need me.

[–]xddbad 0 points1 point ago

you sir win

[–]Zachness34 9 points10 points ago

I have to see one with the cat on a segway!

[–]ReeseLaserSpoon 49 points50 points ago

[–]Zachness34 5 points6 points ago

Fuck Yeah!

[–]Zombie_Hunter 6 points7 points ago

... Or cocaine!

[–]elementalmw 4 points5 points ago

I can't look at this without hearing "The Final Countdown"

[–]fxidiot 139 points140 points ago

[–]puppymeat 5 points6 points ago

For the sake of critique, the motion blur probably isn't needed. There probably wasn't blur on the rocket or shuttle that was there originally right?

I'd match what is actually behind the cat. If the original shot was blurred by the rocket motion, match it, otherwise match what actually happened for more effective compositing.

[–]fxidiot 13 points14 points ago

Hence the name "Fxidiot"

[–]Cadvahn 208 points209 points ago

[–]cheepo888[S] 98 points99 points ago

The Cattleing gun, man that was bad

[–]KyroDCK 115 points116 points ago

Shouldn't it be Catling gun? Your way makes it sound like the cat is a cow.

[–]cheepo888[S] 45 points46 points ago

Maybe we should photoshop that next

[–]KyroDCK 21 points22 points ago

I wish I wasn't at thanksgiving dinner and at home so I could attempt this one :(

[–]inVizi0n 22 points23 points ago

wat..

[–]Pfhoraphobia 41 points42 points ago

Canada's thanksgiving is this weekend.

[–]dinosaurus_rectapus 0 points1 point ago

As an australian, what is thanksgiving?

[–]Chiapanacas 6 points7 points ago

It's like Christmas, but with dead Indians. It's really nothing like Christmas.

[–]dinosaurus_rectapus 0 points1 point ago

I was actually thinking chrismas because

Thanks: youvsay thankyou when you recieve a gift

Giving: you give people stuff

Thus making it equalbto christmas

[–]Pfhoraphobia 1 point2 points ago

A day in November(for US) or apparently october(for Canadians) where you basically celebrate food. Or at least that was the original intent. I think.

Fuck, go look at the wikipedia article. I have no clue what I'm talking about.

[–]dinosaurus_rectapus 0 points1 point ago

I read half of that and was like "what the fuck" i don't understand and as i am never going to celebrate it i refuse to learn more. To much effort lol

[–]KyroDCK 2 points3 points ago

Ill word that different. I am at a holiday dinner with family at my girlfriends house and not at home at the moment. However, I wish I could be at home so I can attempt the cat-cattle gun as depicted in one of the comments above.

[–]inVizi0n 6 points7 points ago

I was more wondering about it being thanksgiving.

[–]KyroDCK 13 points14 points ago

Oh, thanksgiving is tomorrow here in Canada for confusion.

[–]inVizi0n 2 points3 points ago

Ah, makes more sense. Hope you enjoyed the dinner :D

[–]Schobbo 15 points16 points ago

Now you're just asking for a cat-a-pult, someone do it please!

[–]cheepo888[S] 70 points71 points ago

I googled cat-a-pult, think you'll enjoy this

[–]Abstract_Logic 4 points5 points ago

I find THIS much more fun.

Note: its a link to a flash game involving cats

[–]levirax 9 points10 points ago

Kitten cannon? No...okay...i guess yours is fun too.

Edit: mindlessly violent to those not informed by the title kitten cannon.

[–]Abstract_Logic 0 points1 point ago

That's a good one too

[–]roblindsey1996 0 points1 point ago

*trebuchet

[–]Chainblaze 0 points1 point ago

Cannot stop laughing at this XD

[–]Kela3000 198 points199 points ago

[–]downatthe1 26 points27 points ago

For some reason I was thinking inception before clicking on this, not aliens.

[–]Srimshady 9 points10 points ago

I was thinking of a school for cats.

[–]shepardownsnorris 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking seduction.

[–]dinosaurus_rectapus 0 points1 point ago

Sounds sexy, i'm in!.

[–]KabanaBoy 0 points1 point ago

This is the first thing I thought when seeing this picture

[–]zeusisbuddha 1 point2 points ago

Catnapping? But wait it's also like catnip but catnap instead. take your time it's complicated

[–]Termich 106 points107 points ago

[–]phaserstofun 142 points143 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/fRqtm.jpg

I got lazy with the black cat. might have had a chance otherwise?

[–]phaserstofun 36 points37 points ago

Perverted Cats.....

http://imgur.com/rVt98

[–]Cadmium_Mellow 24 points25 points ago

What did this have to do with the original comment?

[–]phaserstofun 10 points11 points ago

things bouncing?

[–]Berilium2 5 points6 points ago

Is that Christina Hendricks?

[–]Zoood 3 points4 points ago

yes

[–]Whoreadswhoreads -1 points0 points ago

Wow, you really put much work into this, didn't you? :P

edit: Common, guys. A 5-year-old could do a better crop out than this.

[–]Equinokx 4 points5 points ago

You can have my upvote because of your clever name. BUT THAT'S THE ONLY REASON!

[–]Whoreadswhoreads -3 points-2 points ago

Thanks, I'm really craving upvotes right here.

[–]Equinokx 5 points6 points ago

But if we are talking for-reals, that picture is horrible.

[–]Cilibinarii 2 points3 points ago

I am not a common guy!

[–]nateify 197 points198 points ago

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 39 points40 points ago

I'll have what you're having please.

[–]Dammit81 13 points14 points ago

Lost it when I saw the sandals!

[–]JustinRL_2point0 10 points11 points ago

I like his beard!

[–]neowu 162 points163 points ago

[–]nateify 15 points16 points ago

Where is his distinguished moustache?

[–]Zoood 0 points1 point ago

and the monocle!

[–]Skylocke 36 points37 points ago

[–]rngdmstr 2 points3 points ago

Genius.

[–]mrcassette 29 points30 points ago

[–]OlePuddinHead 2 points3 points ago

clean

[–]Wendys_frys -2 points-1 points ago

Dude you need more upvotes.

[–]MedChemProf 8 points9 points ago

Rory Calhoun?

[–]MindlessJamiroca 3 points4 points ago

That guy who's always standing and walking!

[–]fxidiot 42 points43 points ago

[–]dontmindmeimdrunk 18 points19 points ago

Sure that's not an Ewok?

[–]Equinokx 1 point2 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]o0tana0o 1 point2 points ago

this would be great in r/spacecats!

[–]invalid_user_name2 78 points79 points ago

[–]wisc_lib 16 points17 points ago

[–]godiebiel 14 points15 points ago

Catdubction ?

Couldn't think up anything better ?!

[–]stylezDWhite 2 points3 points ago

the cat-pture

[–]yiNXs 17 points18 points ago

[–]Doesnt_Suck 47 points48 points ago

[–]Killpill 43 points44 points ago

To who it may concern, that's a NSFL link. Dead man hanging.

[–]Jeroknite 5 points6 points ago

;_; Why do I read from the top down?

[–]Bit_Chewy 50 points51 points ago

On a related note ... a non-levitating cat.

[–]BeadleBelfry 43 points44 points ago

SAIL.

[–]WhipIash 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, this is the funnies cat video I ever did see. I wonder what it was thinking...

[–]Deucy 6 points7 points ago

Is it bad that the first thing that popped into my head is photoshopping a noose into this picture?

[–]duncan12457 13 points14 points ago

Yes...

[–]urhedsonfire 1 point2 points ago

Can somebody do a really talented shop saying "I MUST GO NOW, MY PLANET NEEDS ME!"?

[–]volantk 4 points5 points ago

[–]xanj 6 points7 points ago

The ascension of ceiling cat

[–]frrrni 3 points4 points ago

Black cat just cannot believe his eyes.

[–]omegaformula 1 point2 points ago

someones gotta give him a cape

[–]macroblue -1 points0 points ago

Supercat!

[–]camherting 3 points4 points ago

I am cat.

I am all that is.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 3 points4 points ago

Came looking for pics with David Blaine along side levitating cat. leaving disappointed.

[–]GrammarGorilla 20 points21 points ago

Or ya know, you can contribute and make on yourself. Always an idea.

[–]My_Cheeseburger 14 points15 points ago

http://imgur.com/oBS7b

Don't know when I did this, but whatever, it's 10:00 P.M. and I'm fucking bored.

[–]GrammarGorilla 9 points10 points ago

Well...thanks.

[–]My_Cheeseburger 9 points10 points ago

[–]mintberrycrunk 9 points10 points ago

meta

[–]Wilsmoove -2 points-1 points ago

Yo dawg...

[–]Hewgag -1 points0 points ago

Come at me bro....

[–]maru455 0 points1 point ago

[–]Fordiman -1 points0 points ago

[–]AndrewtheAbbot -1 points0 points ago

my wish was granted i see

[–]KevorkianStimpack -1 points0 points ago

criss angel cat

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[–]businessoyster 25 points26 points ago

My people need me

[–]Ciceros_Assassin -2 points-1 points ago

I appreciate all the efforts, but seriously, there are only so many things that can be done with images of a thing floating in the air. Let's see some variety!

[–]Doesnt_Suck 0 points1 point ago

MOAR HANGINGS!

[–]lethal_weapon_five -4 points-3 points ago

He must go. His people need him

[–]crazywhiteboy0127 -3 points-2 points ago

I must go, my people need me.

[–]ACaseForSobriety -4 points-3 points ago

Really large cat standing next to a black cat...

http://i.imgur.com/obAbc.jpg

[–]kaajit -2 points-1 points ago

"This isn't even my final form, filthy human"

[–]_Wolfos -2 points-1 points ago

Caaaatface has got a big cat's face!

[–]koshka_ -2 points-1 points ago

Unfortunately I don't have time to photoshop this, but seeing as no one else has said it yet (at least on this post) - Happy cake day!

[–]jlow24 -2 points-1 points ago

Criss Angel in cat form

[–]csquaredisrippn -3 points-2 points ago

His planet needs him

[–]scandal2ny -3 points-2 points ago

I must go... Reddit needs me.

[–]Jakomaxi111 -3 points-2 points ago

"I must go now, my people need me"

[–]Tyguy732 -4 points-3 points ago

I must go, my people need me.