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[–]Silca_1990 3 points4 points ago

I have.. Many leather bound books.. And my apartment smells of rich mahogany...

[–]JamesRyder 0 points1 point ago

Really? I've been posting for 11 days and have 410...

[–]Mustelover[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Posting? You have 410 comment karma. You commented, not posted.

Nice job, I'm nowhere near 400 comment karma.

[–]JamesRyder 3 points4 points ago

Ah yes, I prefer to let others do the hard work of thinking up topics so I can swan in and reap the rewards of their efforts with strategically placed commentary.

[–]Mustelover[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm the kind of person who thinks of something great to say three hours after the post has left the front page and there will be nobody to vote on my comment.

Upvote for you because you used almost all of my favorite words in that sentence, if only you'd put fond in somewhere.

[–]JamesRyder 1 point2 points ago

Foolishly feigning fondness facilitates facades

[–]Mustelover[S] 0 points1 point ago

Funnily enough, I didn't realize how fond I am of phrases that start with F. Don't fret, I fully comprehend my feelings for them now.

[–]JamesRyder 1 point2 points ago

Fantastic.

[–]Mustelover[S] 0 points1 point ago

Just four more f words and I'll sell my soul, it's free to a fair foundation.

[–]Cornerian 1 point2 points ago

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

[–]Mustelover[S] 1 point2 points ago

Fine.

[–]Scarynig 1 point2 points ago

I acquired all of my current karma from one post which was x-posting something to /r/wtf from /r/funny. UJELLY?

The moral of the story is x-post for easy karma!

[–]Mustelover[S] 0 points1 point ago

Damn, nice karma whoring job. Most of my posts are memes or rage comics, so I can't really do that.

[–]I_am_not_angry 1 point2 points ago

Feels good bro!

[–]Mustelover[S] 0 points1 point ago

I will often go up to a boy that is redditor, at my school and say, "Guess how much more karma I got over the weekend?", he is mostly a lurker so let's just say he isn't pleased when my karma is almost 50 times that of his.

Now that feels good.

[–]Mustelover[S] 0 points1 point ago

Wow thanks redditors I have now reached 500 karma! Doesn't mean I couldn't use a few more upvotes though.

Does anyone know what's up with all these creepy people commenting? Are they referencing something I don't understand, or are they just wanna-be rapists?

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

[–]Mustelover[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm assuming you're a bot, but I apologize anyway. I was unsure where to put this, I thought maybe advice animals , but it's a gif, so I thought /r/gif, but that didn't seem right either. I'll move it to /r/reactiongifs.

Damn /r/reactiongifs says you have to describe the reaction of the gif, that makes no sense, I'll post it to the other one.

[–]ImObsessed1235 1 point2 points ago

I have 1 karma I am clearly better that you

[–]Mustelover[S] 0 points1 point ago

Clearly.

[–]StarCheese 0 points1 point ago

I have 1,300 or so, and I've only made one successful post. The rest crash, and then burn. A lot.

[–]Mustelover[S] 0 points1 point ago

That 1,300 probably cushioned their blow a bit.

[–]StarCheese 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but the underlining spike bed that is my sense of humour certainly doesn't help.

[–]TeamJim 0 points1 point ago

I wanna be on you.

[–]Mustelover[S] 0 points1 point ago

In case you couldn't tell by the way that I am typing with opposable thumbs, I am not a horse, go find one maybe it can help you with your little problem.