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[–]mamjjasond 109 points110 points ago

So much for "where the sun don't shine"

[–]TheBrainofBrian 272 points273 points ago

E) Drink
Radioactive toilet water

+2 Rads/sec

[–]I_Saw_Drones 125 points126 points ago

I feel like an idiot, it was only after about 100 hours of playing that I realized you can hold down the 'drink' button when drinking. I was slurping, waiting, slurping, waiting.

[–]wickedzen 75 points76 points ago

omg... TIL

[–]STIPULATE 14 points15 points ago

Sorry.. what (game) is he talking about?

[–]godofallcows 21 points22 points ago

Fallout 3. Worth playing if you haven't yet and it can be found cheap anywhere!

[–]Multisyllabic 12 points13 points ago

Or New Vegas.

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[–]SybariticLegerity 6 points7 points ago

Some game in the Fallout series. I haven't played enough to know for sure.

[–]ArchangelPT 24 points25 points ago

... you just blew my godamn mind.

I'm reinstalling to check this, may heaven have mercy on your soul if you're fucking with me.

[–]Siouxsie2011 12 points13 points ago

are you fucking kidding me

[–]I_Saw_Drones 7 points8 points ago

Try it. Go forth and guzzle the water of life.

[–]Madonkadonk 5 points6 points ago

There was this one time I was poisoned by a cazador and in the middle of nowhere of New Vegas. I had to strip naked and holster all weapons so I could run to the nearest settlement (goodsprings) and find a way to cure myself, unfortunately the poison was too much and I kept dying on the way. So I mapped out the perfect route to the nearest toilet in goodsprings. Five tries later I get into the building. I die on the way to the toilet three times. Finally I get to the toilet and start slurping water for a good 15 minutes while the poison wears off and you are telling me THAT I COULD OF JUST HELD DOWN THE GODDAMN BUTTON!

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 4 points5 points ago

This...changes..everything...

[–]TheBrainofBrian 12 points13 points ago

Pssshhh. You didn't know that?! Oh man...what a newb!

Plays New Vegas to try out newly learned technique.

[–]LivingSaladDays 7 points8 points ago

This changes everything..

[–]atrde 7 points8 points ago

[–]TheMellowestyellow 3 points4 points ago

That gif is incredibly disturbing when it loads slow...

[–]FlyingSagittarius 4 points5 points ago

I didn't get the fallout joke at first, so I was wondering how radioactive toilet water increased angular velocity for about five minutes.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 193 points194 points ago

I think that may be a portal to somebody's washing machine.

[–]obsessive_cook 118 points119 points ago

That's really unfortunate for the owner of the washing machine.

[–]Reesch 64 points65 points ago

Ain't that some shit?

[–]xtremebox 12 points13 points ago

He should stick his head through, just to see whats on the other side. If you cant see anything underwater, try flushing. Im no physics expert, but it might just work.

[–]fora-mejora 24 points25 points ago

Thank you.

I feel so out of the loop when I don't understand an allusion.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 18 points19 points ago

You shouldn't. It probably means you have a life!

[–]fora-mejora 19 points20 points ago

Thank you.

So, could you, um...

could you let go of my genitalia, please?

[–]trampus1 4 points5 points ago

I don't have a life and I didn't see that either.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 3 points4 points ago

I have less of a life.

[–]QuarryBrosen 6 points7 points ago

HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING IN YOUR HAND??

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 1 point2 points ago

Thanks! Didn't feel like looking for it.

[–]ShibuBaka[S] 606 points607 points ago

Holy shit.

[–]TheOven 36 points37 points ago

The commercial said sparkling clean

But this

This is ridiculous

[–]xNocturne 153 points154 points ago

Came in here to post this, op beat me to it... Bad OP!

[–]CardboardHeatshield 40 points41 points ago

Also viable:

"The Power of Bleach"

[–]spatchcock 56 points57 points ago

OP should mark the date and time to celebrate a new yearly event called "The shitquinox" when the sun lights up the toilet.

[–]Ritsu_sohma 6 points7 points ago

Next time it happens it will be a cloudy day.

[–]ShibuBaka[S] 22 points23 points ago

I'm sorry. :(

[–]xNocturne 15 points16 points ago

It's okay, daddy forgives you.

[–]breaking_jackpots 9 points10 points ago

ALL HAIL THE PORCELAIN GOD

[–]Elmos_Voice 11 points12 points ago

Dammit OP, you were suppose to let us commentators say that!

[–]a-nutella-sandwich 9 points10 points ago

Stop stealing the holy water from your local church.

[–]cronos844 4 points5 points ago

His piss.. he should see a doctor for that

[–]lovemeharder 2 points3 points ago

I have the same toilet seat cover! We're brahs!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You dirty fucking liar, you just pissed radiation did you?

[–]DoubleDutchOven 0 points1 point ago

Shit!

[–]Alias135 43 points44 points ago

Please tell me you shit in it while it was like that. It would have been glorious.

[–]DemetriMartin 28 points29 points ago

His crotch would have a spot light. Good time to get a tan.

[–]Jonnyrickroll 15 points16 points ago

[–]godofallcows 4 points5 points ago

Over 2 fucking years since my last. Bravo.

I always wonder why he is in that glowy sewer looking area in a rape coat.

Also do you think when our generation (somewhere in the 20s by now) will still Rick Roll each other when we are 70?

[–]imnotracist_nigrah 0 points1 point ago

damn you lol

[–]aasped 15 points16 points ago

Maybe an entrance to Narnia?

[–]fora-mejora 46 points47 points ago

[–]NorwegianPearl 28 points29 points ago

Why is all that stuff in the bath? This entire family seems very confused about what goes where.

[–]godofallcows 6 points7 points ago

Giving the family documents a shower and dropping the kids off at the "pool."

[–]Admiral_Cuntfart 3 points4 points ago

I was expecting a trainspotting gif...

[–]new-socks 13 points14 points ago

A toilet cover cover? Are you a grandmother?

[–]skidooshy 9 points10 points ago

Yeah that's sweet

[–]DraperyFalls 9 points10 points ago

Alright everyone, I think we might all need to get lives soon...

[–]Lear_King_Of_Britain 7 points8 points ago

George R. R. Martin's toilet.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 5 points6 points ago

I hope he didn't leave a crossbow lying around outside the privy.

[–]Chcyo7 2 points3 points ago

More like Lord Tywin's Royal 'Throne'

[–]Snpn2slmjim 23 points24 points ago

So that's what happens when girls poop.

[–]thekid_ 6 points7 points ago

Pretty cool. Rock on.

[–]PPOKEZ 5 points6 points ago

Does this only happen once a year at the fall harvest?

[–]NoctGent 2 points3 points ago

this happens mid summer for me every year, jut for my shower though. I never need to turn on the lights in my house during the day in the summer. Love it.

[–]DudeNudem 4 points5 points ago

Marcellus Wallace's toilet?

[–]charvenastoise 3 points4 points ago

TO NARNIA

[–]jasontimmur 3 points4 points ago

Tomorrow, be prepared with a chunk of dry ice to throw in there. That will make a neat effect.

[–]mpcuniverse 3 points4 points ago

There is no toilet, only Zuul

[–]parasitedan 2 points3 points ago

It reminds me of when Indiana Jones used the pendant to find the ark in Raiders. There's a joke in there somewhere, help me out here people.

[–]HEELLLPPPppp 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit!

[–]josephhhhh 1 point2 points ago

You better have filled it with a glorious shit and/or piss.

[–]kwed5d 2 points3 points ago

What cleaner do you use because that bowl is simply glowing.

[–]Dr_Duty_Howser 2 points3 points ago

I fucking love when that happens. It's like peeing into magic.

[–]gabyfoxx 2 points3 points ago

I hope you took the most marvelous of shits in there.

[–]GIMMEMYPANCAKEMIX 2 points3 points ago

Tis' be your throne, sire

[–]Giftedkitty64 2 points3 points ago

Hmm, that is mildly interesting.

[–]savageotter 2 points3 points ago

Now I sort of want a glowing toilet!

[–]Heretic3e7 1 point2 points ago

Um...

You might want to get that checked out, bro.

[–]PrincessOfSaturn 0 points1 point ago

You must keep that toilet awfully clean for it to glow like that.

[–]rahmspinat 1 point2 points ago

Cut the Quantum, will ya?

[–]SUPERSMILEYMAN 1 point2 points ago

That toliet looks like a fitting throne for my saddle bags. I would stay awhile.

[–]clintonius 0 points1 point ago

The throne of god.

[–]isoceans 0 points1 point ago

nukaturd!

[–]MoeThirteen 1 point2 points ago

That's what happens when Mr. Clean takes a dump. Pure uncut cleanliness.

[–]rawlence 0 points1 point ago

This give me a good idea

[–]MrShanty 0 points1 point ago

It is the chosen one.

[–]flargenhargen 0 points1 point ago

haha, this same thing happened to me, freaked me the FUCK out till I figured out where the light was coming from. hehe.

[–]TheAdAgency 1 point2 points ago

Edgar Allen Poe died on this day, I suspect he is trying to resurrect himself through your bowel movements and this magic toilet.

[–]_phedex 0 points1 point ago

I would love to poop in there.

[–]CongressTarts 0 points1 point ago

Jump in!

[–]Bickyyy 0 points1 point ago

Careful, shit in that and it might become a poop monster or something.

[–]hepdd 0 points1 point ago

Either that or he has a glandular problem.

Or lives near TMI.

[–]CA719 0 points1 point ago

"Poop in me"

[–]ThatDamonGuy 0 points1 point ago

Ghoulies. Shut the lid. Leave the house. Never look back.

[–]tostarsiwillreturn 0 points1 point ago

Desmond is in your toilet

[–]adjustable_salami 1 point2 points ago

Are you sure it's not just Old Gregg's toilet? (That's the second time tonight I've gotten to use that picture, too...)

[–]PoorPolonius 1 point2 points ago

That askew toilet cover is driving my OCD crazy.

[–]thelandon 1 point2 points ago

That's God's toilet.

[–]cynicroute 0 points1 point ago

They all float down there.

[–]Twaddles 1 point2 points ago

I can hear cherubs singing.

[–]drakeit 0 points1 point ago

Steve Jobs is yet again blessing us with innovative ideas.

[–]co_upe 0 points1 point ago

The holy throne.

[–]OV5 0 points1 point ago

And then you went and shit on it. Good job OP.

[–]21007 1 point2 points ago

nuka-cola, not even once

[–]naxter48 0 points1 point ago

Epiphany toilet?

[–]lurkenstine 0 points1 point ago

Makes me think of fallout, and Accdenlty drinking it when trying to grab items

[–]IByrdl 0 points1 point ago

This subreddit has gotten way to interesting recently.

[–]Brofey 1 point2 points ago

Please fix the cover on your seat, it is bothering me.

[–]danguro 0 points1 point ago

It is the toilet of the gods. Asgard is welcoming your bowel movements and bladder excretions into the heavens. You should feel honored.

[–]Bohzee 0 points1 point ago

edit

[–]Hein89 0 points1 point ago

Its a sign...

[–]rushworld 0 points1 point ago

More importantly you appear to have your toilet roll the incorrect way.

Unless you have a cat of course.

[–]Bryz_ 0 points1 point ago

/r/karmaconspiracy

OP put a flashlight in his toilet.

[–]PhilConnersIsThatYou 0 points1 point ago

And you people say there's no god!! Ha!!!!

[–]the_internet_clown 0 points1 point ago

and on that day, the turd king was born

[–]neovanit 0 points1 point ago

I see it, a lame comedy where the protagonist ate too much chipotle and is shitting his pants. He goes to the bathroom, there are three toilets, one is occupied, the other one is dirty as fuck and the last one... the last one is beautiful.

Starring Adam Sandler.

[–]littlecampbell -1 points0 points ago

Holy Shit!

[–]no-game 1 point2 points ago

This is too interesting to be in /r/mildlyinteresting

[–]rehsarht 0 points1 point ago

Definitely a Sunday toilet.

[–]iaword 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this is the beginning of the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine. When you pee after drinking Chernobyl...

[–]saxybenn 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like a bowl of uranium for breakfast to make your toilet glow.

[–]gamerx2132 0 points1 point ago

It's so bright, I squinted and don't know why.

[–]Stankia 1 point2 points ago

I bet Bear Grylls is behind this, waiting for your precious pee...

[–]Pat1234567890 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone had a little but too much greasy food…

[–]Spectre723 1 point2 points ago

I imagine that's what your pee would look like after a bottle of Nuka-Cola.

[–]bigman250 0 points1 point ago

You mean your toilet doesn't always glow??

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

So many rads...

[–]femanonette 0 points1 point ago

I awoke to this one morning also. I decided to proceed as planned and it was nice. When you sit down you get all toasty :)

[–]AdamisforEve 0 points1 point ago

I want to poop so bad in you fancy glow toilet.

[–]DrLotr 0 points1 point ago

This is unrelated, but I love those air fresheners. I can hardly find them however :(

[–]Sceptix 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, but this is way too interesting for this subreddit. If I was more creative, I would figure out how to make an analogy of glowing gems actually being shitty.

[–]rev_bird 0 points1 point ago

Man, the sequel to Pulp Fiction looks weird.

[–]Doadie 0 points1 point ago

I want to poop in it

[–]hawtreed 0 points1 point ago

...... "holy shit" hehe

[–]TeethofBusey 0 points1 point ago

Lucky, your bathroom doubles as a tanning room.

[–]bdgdl08 0 points1 point ago

And no shits were given...

Not in a toilet that nice, anyway.

[–]Sargurl 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Jesus pissed in it

[–]fondots 0 points1 point ago

I'd poop in that.

[–]Wasplol 0 points1 point ago

And thus the toilet gods were born

[–]vladAKAdaddy 0 points1 point ago

SHIT ON IT

[–]mahiro 0 points1 point ago

Haha my old toilet used to have that glow during mid-morning!

[–]Orange_Jam 0 points1 point ago

Mojang, this lighting bug is just ridiculous.

[–]RD_Is_Best_Pony 0 points1 point ago

A glowing shitter is on the front page. I've seen it all.

[–]luckyhenry 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit!

[–]NNick2108 0 points1 point ago

Now thats a throne to shit on!

[–]Jake_From_State-Farm 0 points1 point ago

Bringing 'holy shit' to the next level

[–]leospace 0 points1 point ago

dude my toilet cover does the same thing and never stays on the whole thing.. so annoying

[–]Pimp_Cat 0 points1 point ago

Your misaligned red seat cover is activating my OCD... you stand warned.

[–]Bullets4Mullets 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit.

[–]always_peaking 0 points1 point ago

Fix your toilet seat cover.

[–]iTimmeh 0 points1 point ago

New idea: Neon lights for your toilet seat. Soup up your toilet. Bass loud enough to blast the top of the lid too.

[–]sifon187 0 points1 point ago

Why I love reddit, a picture of a toilet makes it on the front page. Never change.

[–]kc7wbq 0 points1 point ago

One of the things I love about this subreddit is the descriptions of pictures: Informative and to the point.

None of this "no fucks were given" or "found this gem" nonsense.

[–]gothknight 0 points1 point ago

So that what the holy grail looks like lol

[–]mastermegabyte 0 points1 point ago

My shit's so hot, it left my toilet bowl beaming.

[–]lustre12 0 points1 point ago

And this is what sucks most about working in a glitter factory!

[–]shempskidd 0 points1 point ago

'tis the shit that's been prophesied!

[–]ecstaticandinsatiate 0 points1 point ago

your throne awaits, majesty.

[–]flockakobe 0 points1 point ago

I like your red pee soaker-upper with matching toilet shower cap

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

Your toilet was glowing, Lt Dan.

[–]orkenbjorken -1 points0 points ago

THIS PROVES GOD IS REAL SOMEHOW!!

[–]kajxk 0 points1 point ago

Thronehenge.

[–]fuckingloveunicorns 0 points1 point ago

Twilight Zone toilet, obviously. Sit there and be transported to another dimension. Be warned though, I hear most of the people there are quite smelly.

[–]denim-chicken 0 points1 point ago

OP you just found proof of goldfish heaven.

[–]Stephenfold 0 points1 point ago

Did you stick your hand in?

[–]Dastak 0 points1 point ago

Thankyou, you made me smile after a very harsh and ugly day .

[–]SPARTAN_TOASTER 0 points1 point ago

its pacno god of all toilets

[–]monchichi025 0 points1 point ago

holy shit

[–]reelbigfishtml 0 points1 point ago

The location of the Well of Souls

[–]bigSlammu 0 points1 point ago

write down the exact time and come back every day at the same time, adjusting gradually for the sun's angle.

[–]blazingboom 0 points1 point ago

If you dipped into the toilet, you'd be a "Holy Diver"

[–]misticshadow 0 points1 point ago

so did it speak in tongues or not

[–]Prancinglar2 0 points1 point ago

All Hail the glorious toilet, shit be unto its water!

[–]MickeyWallace 0 points1 point ago

Al Bundy's?

[–]Wakewalking 0 points1 point ago

holy shit

[–]TheVanguardBandit 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit...

[–]iSkyz 0 points1 point ago

Your magical shit awaits you , sir.

[–]verxix 0 points1 point ago

She beckons to thee. Heed her and lay thine shitte inside.

[–]mstpplsstpd 0 points1 point ago

It's a pity that didn't glow a bit more in order to burn that seat cover.

[–]EXAX 0 points1 point ago

I would shit all over that.

[–]metta_world_war 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit!

[–]seattletono 0 points1 point ago

Ctrlf+Shoop Da Woop

Nothing.

I'm surprised.

[–]matthileo 0 points1 point ago

I wish I had known that you can get karma for this...

[–]playa2 -1 points0 points ago

"Holy shit"

[–]RockHardRetard 1 point2 points ago

What a glorious piss! Praise the sun!

[–]chicagorocks3 0 points1 point ago

Looks like there is bleach in that toilet. Bleach glows like that when sunlight hits it.

[–]Kingtorm 1 point2 points ago

One of the Side-Effects of drinking Nuka-Cola Quantum

[–]Haz3rd 0 points1 point ago

This is why I love this subreddit.

[–]teebthedweeb 1 point2 points ago

Best toilet bowl cleaner ever!

[–]dangerRAMEN 1 point2 points ago

So my mom WAS telling me the truth when she said that the toilet would take my fish to fishy heaven. At least now I feel better. I thought my pets were going to a sewage plant.

[–]NotTheDude 0 points1 point ago

I've been waiting so long, to be where I'm going, In the sunshine of your love....

[–]the_huddled_masses 0 points1 point ago

We're front paging a picture of somebody's toilet with the sun shining on it? Really?

[–]CanyWagons 0 points1 point ago

Isn't the sun supposed to shine out of your arse, rather than into it?

[–]secret_shhh 0 points1 point ago

That's one fine toilet right there. If I am granted the honor, would OP please hand over the toilet. For science...

[–]BullshitUsername 0 points1 point ago

~#•SHIT IN ME•#~

[–]Omega_Borealis 0 points1 point ago

It's the portal to the Ministry of Magic.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 0 points1 point ago

walk into the light boy, walk into the light!