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[–]deathsockies 263 points264 points ago

He's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's Imperial Cousin.

[–]RogueA 35 points36 points ago

Some say he can use the Force but doesn't care to, and that he'd have patched that hole over the the Death Star's vent if he gave a bother. All we know is... [See above comment.]

[–]sugarPhlox 29 points30 points ago

Made my night.

[–]nickums24 12 points13 points ago

Month.

[–]INTL3 72 points73 points ago

[–]HungrySadPanda 32 points33 points ago

That is the best gif ever (even if you are being a dick for using it...)

[–]Alex7302 2 points3 points ago

I would love to see someone in storm trooper armor attempt to get into an exige!

[–]ShortBreadCookiesYAY 0 points1 point ago

:)

[–]M1A1TOMMY -4 points-3 points ago

I opened this pictur 2 hours and 15 minutes ago. If I hadn't gone to dinner I would have a crap load of karma for posting that comment

[–]frader12 156 points157 points ago

[–]RAWLG 26 points27 points ago

Guys wait for me.

http://i.imgur.com/KyHaN.jpg

[–]Accidentallystoned 5 points6 points ago

Ariel Atom for those intrested.

[–]rspeed 2 points3 points ago

Ariel Atom 500, to be specific. Because the power:weight of the V6 Atom was just… too damn reasonable.

[–]frader12 0 points1 point ago

Not the kind of car I'd picture a hitman drive.

[–]CyberianSun 17 points18 points ago

I think i just crapped my pants

[–]mrsgarrison 12 points13 points ago

You should probably go clean them up.

[–]03Titanium 8 points9 points ago

Just hide them somewhere in your neighbors house.

[–]freakinhippies 5 points6 points ago

[–]CyberianSun 3 points4 points ago

the fact that this is a real thing does not shock me.

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

Wear a diaper like I do when I browse Reddit.

Shit.

[–]BestTastingFish 0 points1 point ago

The Empire pays well.

[–]--will-- 37 points38 points ago

This picture is insanely old...

[–]saltinekracka20 0 points1 point ago

And this was the best title he could come up with...

[–]JSLEnterprises 12 points13 points ago

[–]jessejamess 1 point2 points ago

niiiiice

[–]feedmestraycat 62 points63 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
OH SHIT! 228coms 1173pts 5mos funny
Can I help you? 23coms 72pts 1yr pics
Vader in an Atom? I give you a Stormtrooper in a Lotus. 6coms 58pts 11mos pics
Too Fucking Awesome 28coms 310pts 1yr pics
Cruisin' 5coms 12pts 1yr pics
Darth Vader in an Atom? I re-raise you a storm trooper in a Lotus. 0coms 0pts 11mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]vertigo1083 11 points12 points ago

I fucking Love this. Not only was the original a response to a Vader photo, but when the Vader was reposted, so was this one in response.

Not once, twice, but three times this scenario occurred.

It's really goddamn funny when you sit back and look at it as a whole.

[–]inajeep 1 point2 points ago

life meme. Same shit different day.

[–]AbsolutTBomb 6 points7 points ago

My RES tells me I've downvoted AddVasoline multiple times; he's a repost whore.

[–]evilpoptart 7 points8 points ago

I wouldn't worry, they can't hit shit with those blasters.

[–]PortableFreakshow 3 points4 points ago

They're more accurate than Sand People.

[–]Joementzer 0 points1 point ago

September 11th says that you're wrong.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 3 points4 points ago

Imperial Troopers are car accident proof, because the can't hit anything.

[–]bmw1393 3 points4 points ago

except trees

[–]capt_ishmael 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry, he'll hit a tree sooner or later. Either that or a teddy bear will clothes line him with a rope.

[–]Monkeybarsixx 6 points7 points ago

This looks like a repost...

[–]erviniumd 3 points4 points ago

That's actually a great idea to make a storm trooper drive the car instead of you, because we all know that storm troopers can't hit anything.

[–]IriquoisP 0 points1 point ago

THE EMPIRE pays well

[–]wafcake 2 points3 points ago

Now this is the type of shit I would do if I was rich

[–]ReallyForeverAlone 2 points3 points ago

[–]LHoT10820 3 points4 points ago

Did you catch that guys plate? I'm pretty sure he's from Arizona. There was a white Lotus Elise with black tinted windows parked outside a Sushi restaurant here in IL with a storm trooper on the dash board.

[–]jcs 1 point2 points ago

he's from wisconsin. this is his car on the left.

[–]kushiro07 4 points5 points ago

this is not the highway I'm looking for :/

[–]AndSoItWasWritten 1 point2 points ago

I know in Kentucky this is illegal. My buddy and I got pulled over in high school for wearing ninja turtle masks.

[–]spartyguy8 9 points10 points ago

Solution: Leave Kentucky

[–]AndSoItWasWritten 1 point2 points ago

Solution: Dress like ninjas so we're not seen next time.

[–]ManofToast 4 points5 points ago

You did that, and clearly it didn't work.

[–]Borba02 4 points5 points ago

Maybe he was Michelangelo? Dude is as subtle as a fog horn.

[–]dgorman21 1 point2 points ago

Wht car is this?!

[–]Guidonhue 15 points16 points ago

Lotus Exige

[–]BitterBleu 0 points1 point ago

I hope his driving is vetter than his aim

[–]Stemage 1 point2 points ago

Yea, Endor was nothing like Highway 75......

[–]sjs2345 0 points1 point ago

soon.

[–]Pollywaffle 1 point2 points ago

That's no ordinary car, that's a Lotus.

[–]joystickfantastic -1 points0 points ago

Pic of the day

[–]Bobby_Marks 0 points1 point ago

You take that one, I'll take these two.

[–]lethargicwalrus 1 point2 points ago

To bad he's definitely about to crash into a tree in a fiery explosion.

[–]cris7789 0 points1 point ago

the car itself looks like a stormtrooper to me

[–]russelg000 0 points1 point ago

Just keep driving straight. He will hit the side of a tree sooner or later.

[–]MSkog -1 points0 points ago

You're probably safest if he starts trying to hit you.

[–]UmmahSultan -1 points0 points ago

Based on how bad their aim is, they're probably pretty bad drivers too. Be careful!

[–]smoothcam72 -1 points0 points ago

spoiler alert.

[–]ggannon3 -1 points0 points ago

This brings me a new hope

[–]Gilatar 0 points1 point ago

Some say he survived the first Death Star explosion, others say he survived the second.

All we know is - he's called the Stigtrooper.

[–]herroazn 1 point2 points ago

Did he crash into a tree?

[–]stormtide311 0 points1 point ago

shot in atlanta.

My buddy has pictures of the same thing. I assume someone also stole those from him.

[–]krispwnsu 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck is the string of Star Wars jokes? I'm disappointed.

[–]SittingDucksmyhandle 1 point2 points ago

How many times are we going to post this same fucking picture? I don't mind a lot of reposts most of the time, but holy fucking dogshit batman. There's nothing even that fucking fascinating about it. It's a car and some chodeblower driving in a costume.

[–]aicheyearaem 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]JoeChill68 0 points1 point ago

I've got a bad feeling about this...

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

This a repost.. I'm making a note here, huge success.

It's hard to overstate the bullshit.

AddVasoline, we do what we must because we can.

[–]jimfl 0 points1 point ago

Stay on target...

[–]Citadel_97E 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry. Just hit the breaks and he'll fly right by.

[–]Saltyapplepie 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]Redsunrise86 0 points1 point ago

Its okay, it's not like he is going to hit anything... maybe clip someone's shoulder, but he wont kill anybody important.

[–]adamgram 0 points1 point ago

It's a helmet so he can crash, kill someone who is just trying to get to work, and live on to be a douche.

[–]theoneandonlynumber2 0 points1 point ago

i feel like Barney Stinson in driving that car

[–]eehreum 0 points1 point ago

this looks very unsafe.

[–]ISimplyDivideByZero 0 points1 point ago

Why are you scared? If he shoots, remember that he went to the Storm Trooper Academy of Shooting.

[–]HEBushido 0 points1 point ago

The score on this was 1337 and I broke it. NOOOOOOO

[–]Jcool0321 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!

[–]zanhoshi 1 point2 points ago

You don't have to worry if he drives fast - he can't hit anything.

[–]penguin_knight 1 point2 points ago

So that's why TK-421 is never at his goddamn post...

[–]NuclearLOLacaust 1 point2 points ago

New life goal, be just like that guy... No matter how many times this was reposted.

[–]Anaract 1 point2 points ago

Only seen this one 70 or 80 times

[–]dayda 1 point2 points ago

Third time on front page. Third.

[–]the_poodleo 0 points1 point ago

This one is going in my photo album called "cars." That way, one day someone will ask me, "do you have any nice pictures of cars?" And I will reply with "why of course I do" and I will show them the album. And then they will see this, and go "that's quite the car there- wai a minute, THERES A STORMTROOPER UP IN THAT BITCH!"

That's my plan.

[–]tyr02 0 points1 point ago

He craves excitement and adventure

[–]AndyTheCat 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, I changed the up vote count from 1234 to 1235. Fuck me. Cool picture

[–]aldenhg 0 points1 point ago

At least you know he couldn't hit you if he tried.

[–]Dallasfan360 0 points1 point ago

Coolest guy ever!

[–]cincyfan04 0 points1 point ago

Just resubscribed and it only took twelve posts before I found a repost on the front page. Peace out.

[–]chodesketeer 0 points1 point ago

Where's the karmadecay bot?

[–]frazier6567 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry he will just wreck it into a tree

[–]ShingamiOfSmarm 0 points1 point ago

Taken mere moments before he crashed directly into a tree.

[–]Ryan5493 0 points1 point ago

Why not me

[–]everill 0 points1 point ago

How too give no fuck like a badass.

[–]JamesDarko 0 points1 point ago

haha cool

[–]RocketRedRocket 0 points1 point ago

They came from... Behind!

[–]Pets1989 0 points1 point ago

fucking repost

[–]SiMMENS 0 points1 point ago

Oh I almost forgot about this one. Has it been a month already?

[–]biggggdaddyd 0 points1 point ago

I bet he is heading to Fort kick ass.

[–]mctavish412 0 points1 point ago

now thats funnny

[–]macogle 0 points1 point ago

This picture is years old, and I'm sure someone will feel the need to respond by posting Darth Vader in the Ariel Atom.

[–]theclumsyninja 0 points1 point ago

If I had a car like that, I'd drive around in a Stormtrooper mask also.

[–]deja-vu-comment -2 points-1 points ago

[–]pmartin1 0 points1 point ago

It's the Stig's imperial cousin.

[–]ipoopliketwiceaweek -3 points-2 points ago

r-r-r-r-r-REPOST!

[–]julianf0918 1 point2 points ago

Took me a second to realize that wasn't The Stig. I was relieved when i noticed it was just a storm trooper.

[–]Defcon458 -3 points-2 points ago

Awesome! Haven't seen this one 432,719,542 times!

[–]CharlieTango -2 points-1 points ago

Dont worry its just a lotus, you can probably take him

[–]BTAA4TD -3 points-2 points ago

Oh shit, it's a repost.

title comnts points age /r/
OH SHIT! 228coms 1173pts 5mos funny
Can I help you? 23coms 72pts 1yr pics
Vader in an Atom? I give you a Stormtrooper in a Lotus. 6coms 58pts 11mos pics
Too Fucking Awesome 28coms 310pts 1yr pics
Cruisin' 5coms 12pts 1yr pics
Darth Vader in an Atom? I re-raise you a storm trooper in a Lotus. 0coms 0pts 11mos pics

[–]BTAA4TD 1 point2 points ago

He steals someone else's post and I get downvoted. Fuck me, right?