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[–]exko 10 points11 points ago

Damn dude. The picture itself is 666 pixels tall. Can it get any more metal than that?

[–]faelcks 26 points27 points ago

Where is the Karma Decay?

[–]CannedSewage 16 points17 points ago

Right here.

title comnts points age /r/
Metal. 1com -6pts 20hrs funny
Metal 36coms 690pts 9mos pics
You're doing it right...? 3coms 98pts 3mos funny
Metal 182coms 974pts 1yr funny
Looks like trash to me. 0coms -3pts 12dys funny
"Do you recycle?" "Yea, but only metal". 3coms 29pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 7 points8 points ago

How can it be Karma Decay if the latest repost gets more karma than any that have gone before? Nothing is decaying. IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!

[–]_Shanghai_ 4 points5 points ago

It's like content decay.

[–]clearingitup 1 point2 points ago

The novelty of the link decays into karma.

[–]Peaslepuff 4 points5 points ago

I love karma decay because sometimes I laugh at stuff and then karma decay is right there to shoot me down and let me know that I'm a bad person for getting any enjoyment out of reddit.

[–]TheGreatAntlers 2 points3 points ago

Twice In one day, yet here we are with an assload of karma

[–]Nobodysbass 0 points1 point ago

Thrash Can

[–]lomlomlom 9 points10 points ago

its weird al!

[–]gt_9000 4 points5 points ago

Recycled Metal!

Repost properly please!

[–]Cordober 1 point2 points ago

So... Metallica?

[–]noahprine 6 points7 points ago

I'm not gonna lie this type of guy I would steer clear of in the school hallway, however his comedic style tells me to befriend the young metal head.

[–]femaiden 11 points12 points ago

These are the guys I knew in school. They were the good guys. It's these pretentious college pricks ya gotta steer clear of.

[–]IBoldlySayTheObvious 6 points7 points ago

This. This in every way.

[–]femaiden 3 points4 points ago

\m/ To my brother in metal.

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[–]dasredditore 0 points1 point ago

I steer clear of axe murderers ( ._.)

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[–]dasredditore 0 points1 point ago

In my experience, it's usually the person with the axe. Usually.

[–]konydanza 2 points3 points ago

As a (hopefully not as pretentious) college prick, I can agree with this.

[–]allhands 1 point2 points ago

I went to high school with this guy. He was actually pretty cool!

[–]majuhlazuh 1 point2 points ago

Recycled metal is incredibly derivative.

[–]INFEKTEK 3 points4 points ago

Silly weird al, you aren't metal.

[–]Pantalaimon_ 5 points6 points ago

They tried to kill the metal, but they failed and in the recyclables it was found!

[–]GingerJesus89 3 points4 points ago

What goes in Vidro?

[–]faelcks 6 points7 points ago

Glass

[–]coprolite_hobbyist 2 points3 points ago

Doug?

[–]skeeter_valentine 3 points4 points ago

nah, that ain't Doug.

[–]coprolite_hobbyist 1 point2 points ago

Ah, thanks man, I was worried he got into the meth again.

[–]funkymatt 1 point2 points ago

not meth, metal.

[–]Zebracerous -1 points0 points ago

If it fits, I sits

[–]nate81 0 points1 point ago

Weird

[–]trekkie_becky 1 point2 points ago

Brian?

[–]Gaberill 1 point2 points ago

Jaden?

[–]Bommenkop 1 point2 points ago

666 upvotes, Devilmetal

[–]AeroRandy 3 points4 points ago

not to mention 666 in the image resolution.

[–]Lafyra 1 point2 points ago

Get out of the bin, Ben.

[–]LandoMcFly 1 point2 points ago

Curt?

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 1 point2 points ago

I just started giggling like a maniac at this repost. I've been up waaaay too long today.

[–]Best_username_NA 1 point2 points ago

Heavy metal

[–]SequinSocks 1 point2 points ago

...Julian?

[–]khill1122 1 point2 points ago

What is vidro?

[–]Frenn 0 points1 point ago

Glass in portuguese.

[–]khill1122 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]auralammunition 0 points1 point ago

now do one with a weird Russian guy in the one labeled virdo

[–]TheReddit_Police 0 points1 point ago

Excuse me sir, have you been reposting tonight? I'm going need you to step away from your computer so I can commence with the OCalizer test.

[–]jetpacksforall 0 points1 point ago

Man. That's a real shame....

[–]povies -1 points0 points ago

THAT KID GOES TO MY FUCKING SCHOOL!!!! HEY JOSH!!!

[–]VikingBoatTruckBoat 0 points1 point ago

Resolution of the picture is 550x666

[–]th3m3ss3ng3r 0 points1 point ago

Not only have I known this fine gentlemen for fifteen years, but I'm also having a drink with him right now. True story.

[–]Shadowknux32 0 points1 point ago

Thats my awesome friend, never thought that would end up here

[–]avelertimetr 0 points1 point ago

Olof, Metal!

[–]nomsville -1 points0 points ago

True story, I know this guy. In fact, I made a Reddit account so I could comment on this when I first saw it a couple of years ago.

[–]doctormojo 1 point2 points ago

I think I might know him too, his initials aren't N.M. are they...?

[–]nomsville 0 points1 point ago

Nopes.

[–]BananaSplat 1 point2 points ago

That guy wanted in my pants. True story. (I didn't friendzone him guys, don't worry)

[–]iliketurtl3s 0 points1 point ago

Did he splat his banana in you

[–]tigergotwood 1 point2 points ago

i do believe this is a non recyclable what are you trying to do kill everyone?