literally every person who crosses the street in front of me

hrothgar_the_great · 2012-10-07T23:29:02+00:00

literally.....

HectortheRican · 2012-10-07T21:47:52+00:00

Seems like something Rémi Gaillard would do.

Juno_Malone · 2012-10-08T03:09:25+00:00

Am I the only person who goes into a light jog when crossing the street with cars waiting on me?

MrGoodbytes · 2012-10-08T01:59:35+00:00

This post is rubbish.

ELLO

NAH, IT'S RUBBISH.

1trull2many · 2012-10-08T04:04:58+00:00

Are you sure you're not just impatient and that it only seems like the pedestrians who cross the street in front of you take the time to literally (as in actually, or in this exact same way) cross the street like this?

TigerWylde · 2012-10-08T01:16:02+00:00

Literally

I do not think that word means what you think it means

Creepwood · 2012-10-08T04:21:13+00:00

Oh get over yourself. You have to wait a max of 10 seconds before you drive on. Grow some patience or get off my planet. I bet you speed around cyclists just to hit a stop sign.

nwvtskiboy · 2012-10-08T00:55:57+00:00

Sometimes I cover myself in vaseline and slither around the house pretending that I am a snail in the middle of the day with as many people home as possible to assert my dominance over the household.

yellowpeel · 2012-10-08T01:53:04+00:00

What is this!? A .gif for SNAILS!?

JerseyBricklayer · 2012-10-08T01:58:37+00:00

I get road rage often. If I seen this I would have to give up and just laugh.

LakeStClair · 2012-10-08T03:30:38+00:00

LITERALLY!?!?!

JustMashB · 2012-10-08T03:38:56+00:00

They literally turn into snails

cocoaandbiscuits · 2012-10-08T03:54:42+00:00

Think that's Dom Joly and Trigger Happy TV.

Remus117 · 2012-10-08T04:17:44+00:00

I don't want to run like Usain Bolt when cars stop for me...And when Im driving, im patient with people crossing.

pookong · 2012-10-08T02:38:52+00:00

people should be able to take their time and there shouldn't be anything wrong with that...

Just_another_man · 2012-10-08T01:36:53+00:00

What? No, not literally.

saroj7878 · 2012-10-08T01:42:50+00:00

I don't have a car and am a pedestrian. Fuck you. I approve op's whining.

thatballer · 2012-10-08T02:10:04+00:00

This is actually from Trigger Happy TV. He did the snail before Remi, and also has some pretty funny skits. A lot of Remi's content seems to come from him. Here's the source of the gif: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqrBYRCxy2E

Rc591323 · 2012-10-08T02:58:14+00:00

Literally.

its2012 · 2012-10-08T03:41:50+00:00

This is from Trigger Happy TV. If you have never seen it, I recommend you click on these links, because it is hilarious.

For full episodes (if you are in the UK)

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/trigger-happy-tv/4od#2919861

These links should work in the U.S. They show the best scenes from each series.

Best of series 1

Best of series 2

Best of series 3

Westroad · 2012-10-08T05:14:24+00:00

I'm a pedestrian, you're in a car. Run me over and deal with the consequences or grow some fucking patience into your personality and stop living life in the fast lane.

BrainInAJar · 2012-10-08T02:46:39+00:00

yeah, whine whine, someone made you take 3 seconds longer. Fuck your car.

tigergotwood · 2012-10-07T21:26:23+00:00

I thought everyone had people dress up as snails in their neighborhood....

becki7824 · 2012-10-07T22:43:45+00:00

Its from Trigger Happy TV and it is reposted about twice a week.

Athene_Wins · 2012-10-08T02:53:19+00:00

I jog across street crossings when there are cars to be nice

The_Maester · 2012-10-08T04:42:32+00:00

black people.

every. single. time.

and im not even racist.

BDSavior · 2012-10-08T01:14:35+00:00

You're in a car.. They are walking.. Get over it

agentjacob10 · 2012-10-07T21:20:07+00:00

You must live in a strange neighborhood if everybody dresses like snails

zeiroe · 2012-10-07T23:53:24+00:00

Reminds me of the snail people in the Uzumaki manga.

http://imgur.com/GVwKb

ladygagaisi · 2012-10-08T02:09:09+00:00

Where can i get this costume? i need it.

thejam15 · 2012-10-08T02:11:25+00:00

ohh jesus what about the balls!? WHAT ABOUT THE BALLS ON THE CONCRETE!!?

abbAtheist · 2012-10-08T02:17:02+00:00

Trigger happy!

liljaime93 · 2012-10-08T02:25:39+00:00

I wouldn't even be mad if I saw that!

Freakychee · 2012-10-08T03:15:10+00:00

Hmm... OP, are you female by any chance? If so I have a hypothesis.

Anaract · 2012-10-08T03:27:40+00:00

something about ants!

asharwood · 2012-10-08T03:33:18+00:00

I get this. Not only that but they will rush to the road and then slow down.

TypicalRunOfTheMill · 2012-10-08T03:42:39+00:00

George Carlin - Idiot and Maniac

Muhkayluh17 · 2012-10-08T03:52:58+00:00

Seriously. Knees to chest bitch.

RandomHero0815 · 2012-10-08T04:07:45+00:00

I literally shit a brick laughing at this. Yes, a brick, came out of my asshole, whole.

TrevDoggeh · 2012-10-08T04:10:04+00:00

extremely relevant

Tropicalfirestorm · 2012-10-08T04:14:01+00:00

I want to keep watching this

clermsmrgeh · 2012-10-08T04:31:02+00:00

Snailed it

BillTowne · 2012-10-08T04:31:38+00:00

If it seems that everyone one you date is a loser, every boss you have is an idiot, or every pedestrian is a snail, you might consider that you are the problem instead of everyone else.

Antimattre · 2012-10-08T04:32:58+00:00

That's why I run across, so people don't get pissed off

markowalski · 2012-10-08T04:36:40+00:00

What is this, a gif for snails???

captain_smartass · 2012-10-08T04:40:51+00:00

I miss Trigger Happy TV. Here's a clip featuring the gif.

usfdude223 · 2012-10-08T04:41:20+00:00

I definitely love the people who eyeball you and then purposefully slow down even further...as if taunting you.

Changsta · 2012-10-08T04:47:58+00:00

This bugs me a lot. Whenever I walk in front of a car, I speed up to the point of light jogging to hurry on. I appreciate it when others do the same.

somoist · 2012-10-08T04:49:49+00:00

Yea, only i'd be the broke nigga that has to walk

TopsBloobie · 2012-10-08T04:52:06+00:00

I had a feeling this was going to be good based on the title. Not disappointed.

dubermun · 2012-10-08T05:04:55+00:00

Literally fuck your face.

sir0zeke · 2012-10-08T05:05:29+00:00

You live in a sick twisted city where everybody literally wears snail shells?

khayden39005 · 2012-10-08T05:12:13+00:00

Literally, you're in a car stfu. You'll be there in a minute

ilikeeyeballs · 2012-10-08T05:23:50+00:00

I miss that show

Kerpl · 2012-10-08T05:36:52+00:00

Fuck you, you're in a car. You cover their distance in like 2 seconds. Take the time to wait for pedestrians.

Tlk2ThePost · 2012-10-08T05:37:15+00:00

Downvoted because you said "Literally" Will upvote if you prove it's literally "literally"

trullette · 2012-10-08T05:42:30+00:00

Every. freakin. day. Working on a college campus with absolutely zero enforcement against jaywalking, the only difference in this and reality is there is usually a lack of white stripes where they walk.

MadKittyCat · 2012-10-08T06:14:32+00:00

that is funny and you have earned my upvote.

AdmiralSkippy · 2012-10-08T06:14:41+00:00

I would either get out of my car and physically move the guy, or just hit him with my car. I have no patience for that kind of shit.

vladtaltos · 2012-10-08T06:23:38+00:00

Or drives in front of me.....

OTuama · 2012-10-08T06:29:43+00:00

Oh, Remi...

just_a_null · 2012-10-08T06:42:57+00:00

Seems like every person that walks in front of me almost makes it past my car, doubles back to yell something to the friend they left on the curb, goes forward again, only to either go back to the friend or to drag them across the street with them.

310jewel · 2012-10-08T06:58:09+00:00

Or those idiots in super market parking lots who have to walk directly down the center of the row while you drive behind them at .05 MPH. Why don't they just move over a few inches so that cars can pass them?

Apotheosis91 · 2012-10-08T07:04:46+00:00

How did that not give him terrible road rash?

ussoldier239 · 2012-10-08T07:10:06+00:00

I think you mean, literally every BLACK person who crosses the street in front of you. They don't give a SHIT.

cheeseballsak · 2012-10-08T08:04:03+00:00

if they're black, they move even slower.

True story.

Nerfherder32 · 2012-10-07T20:35:50+00:00

Oops, I let my foot off of the brake, that's only manslaughter right?

whatthefat · 2012-10-08T03:16:52+00:00

I do this whenever a driver is being a dick about slowing down for a pedestrian crossing. The more impatient you are, the more I will slow you down.

regallomontana · 2012-10-08T03:47:19+00:00

You have to learn how to be patient .

LunarisDream · 2012-10-08T01:55:46+00:00

Downvoted for incorrect use of "literally".

turkjurk · 2012-10-08T00:34:34+00:00

People pull this sh!t all the time. How bout you show some courtesy and speed it along!

krixo · 2012-10-08T02:15:04+00:00

The worst is when the person is too dumb to cross the street perpendicularly so they spend even more time in the way. Happens a lot at supermarkets. Cross straight across then once you are out of the road you can go in whichever direction you please.

skyman724 · 2012-10-08T03:20:47+00:00

Looks like these guys..........

puts on sunglasses

......need some esCAR-GO.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

5PEE · 2012-10-08T01:47:37+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18

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