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[–]imboredatworkdamnit 75 points76 points ago

[–]rawrelysa 10 points11 points ago

Came here looking for exactly this. Was not disappointed.

[–]Cthuliet 17 points18 points ago

I was. :( I had been hoping for a picture of Seal riding the bike. Alas...

[–]imboredatworkdamnit 1 point2 points ago

That's a walrus. Your post is shit

[–]lyrelad93 5 points6 points ago

I feel the seal is overly aggressive.

[–]omgoffensiveguy 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHA.

No. Just ... no.

You're as funny as bowel cancer. Go hang yourself please.

[–]HectortheRican 7 points8 points ago

[–]sxepill 10 points11 points ago

"Squid"ward.

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[–]sunwukong_ 4 points5 points ago

It's a cartoon. A cartoon seal could ride a bicycle.

[–]goldandblue9 2 points3 points ago

WATCH OUT LOOSE SEAL!!!...

[–]TeeMoch 7 points8 points ago

I see this picture like every month. http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/kKpIy.jpg

[–]SentientCube 1 point2 points ago

Who cares.

[–]Haleljacob 2 points3 points ago

this? This? THIS? THIS AGAIN?

[–]laurev23 1 point2 points ago

At the time that I'm seeing this, it has nearly fifteen hundred points. Remind me to never post oc ever again.

[–]WayneGretzky99 0 points1 point ago

"Bitch please, I won four Grammy's; I can do better than that."

[–]Fuckyousantorum -2 points-1 points ago

Seal may want to take some lessons from the famous cycling fish...

;Fast forward to 55 seconds...)

http://youtu.be/JRMgMXA1xuc

[–]FakePlasticShrimp 0 points1 point ago

How do you save pictures on ios6?

Holding my finger on the picture just gives me a magnifying glass.

[–]imboredatworkdamnit 4 points5 points ago

ios6 is the problem

[–]kbauer113 -1 points0 points ago

Sign inspired by dislexia?

[–]AidenJ97 0 points1 point ago

*Slysdexia

[–]akatherder -1 points0 points ago

That reminds me of when we drove way up north in Canada in the dead of winter. We were having car trouble so we stopped at the first place we saw when smoke/steam started pouring out from the hood. All they had in town was a service station, post office and Dairy Queen.

The attendant was busy so I sat at the service station while my wife took the kids for ice cream. She brought me a cone back at least. The attendant finished up what he was doing and came over to my car. He was wiping his hands in an oily rag and said "You blow a seal?" I wiped my mouth and said "Nah man, I just had some ice cream."

[–]cobnobbler 0 points1 point ago

PHOQUing utile en francaise!

[–]OTuama 1 point2 points ago

Where's the repost bot when you need it?

[–]tictacballsack 0 points1 point ago

So you see, correct spelling is important.

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

Seals are ill equipped to ride bicycles.

[–]breeboop 0 points1 point ago

Maybe they are proposing a trade? Though, if I had a seal I wouldn't trade it for that bike.

[–]lolo1163 0 points1 point ago

The amount of reposts is too damn high.

[–]frazier6567 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, he will just wreck I into a tree.

[–]Ghitit 0 points1 point ago

The 't' was left out. It's bike for STEAL.

[–]jimmjy 0 points1 point ago

just use your legs little fellow, you will get there!!

[–]larlyB 0 points1 point ago

[–]willly 1 point2 points ago

The only thing worse than the repost, is all of you fucking morons that continue to up-vote these, and then turn around and bitch about reposts.

[–]CommanderCooper 2 points3 points ago

You mean they're the same people?

[–]laurev23 1 point2 points ago

THANK YOU. Jesus, at the time of my seeing this it has more upvotes than all of my original content combined. Granted, I think I'm funnier than most people do, but still. Principal.

[–]InsertOffensiveName 0 points1 point ago

oldie but goldie

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -1 points0 points ago

Colby's MILF mom.

[–]nickums24 -1 points0 points ago

That bike looks pretty "sealed" up. Classic seal humor for you.

[–]Knillish -3 points-2 points ago

I give this my seal of approval!

[–]keagmcG -3 points-2 points ago

What is that, a seal for ants?

[–]snowlion13 -2 points-1 points ago

please tell me everyone on the internet has seen this by now and stop upvoteing it

[–]IwasBornTwice -3 points-2 points ago

Nice bike, I'll take it, give me a call so we can sale the dale. Can you send it in a well saled box, over here packages tend to arrive all soaked, I don't want it to start rusting in the box already.

[–]anonymousbosch -1 points0 points ago

Hah! He spelled "Steal" wrong.

[–]auralammunition 0 points1 point ago

there has to be an Arrested Development joke I can make out of this, but I'm too lazy to figure it out

[–]bdepz 0 points1 point ago

Literally cannot stop laughing.

[–]Pollywaffle -3 points-2 points ago

Took me a few seconds to realise it meant to say "for sale". Hey, I'm an actual seal, gimme a break.

[–]redlightbreaks -2 points-1 points ago

This is the best thing on reddit right now. Period.