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[–]shark_claws 44 points45 points ago

It annoys me that this gif is only half animated

[–]tedbronson 5 points6 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/cinemagraphs

You might hate that place.

[–]ZeeHypnotist 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but at least it looks good over here. This would look much better if none of the audience was moving, but instead, half of it is.

[–]Engineerthegreat 3 points4 points ago

It annoys me it's a hockey game and a football reference

[–]Tera_Lizard 19 points20 points ago

way to go... gif for hockey using for football...

[–]notjustanyschloss 16 points17 points ago

Fuck you Gary Bettman for making it so I can't see the Green Men continue their antics.

[–]makinganotheraccount 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure they either gave up their season tickets, or just declined to go for the playoff package. I don't recall seeing them in a long while.

[–]thebluesaracudas 0 points1 point ago

I think he means because bettman is responsible for the lockout

[–]makinganotheraccount 0 points1 point ago

I know; I'm saying I think we've seen the last of them regardless, as they no longer have season tickets.

[–]Leo-D 0 points1 point ago

Wait... he put a stop to the green men? Why? ? They probably generated a few ticket sales just for showing up.

[–]evilgiraffemonkey 1 point2 points ago

I think he's talking about the lockout.

[–]Leo-D 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit, you're right. I feel stupid now, I forgot all about the lockout.

[–]deja-vu-comment 32 points33 points ago

[–]brown_felt_hat 2 points3 points ago

What. Like seriously, why frozen waffles

[–]kmart890 9 points10 points ago

A fan in Toronto was so unhappy with the Maple Leafs he threw a waffle on the ice.

The Green Men are two erratic fans in Vancouver who taunt opposing players in the penalty box (this one, being a Maple Leaf player)

[–]jhc1415 3 points4 points ago

[–]xSupernaut 1 point2 points ago

Rhymes with awful, which the Maple Leafs are.

[–]Tera_Lizard 3 points4 points ago

This one is funnier!

[–]pazin2 -4 points-3 points ago

An upvote for you kind sir.

[–]BigEasyBobcat 0 points1 point ago

Link to the original video?

[–]swagchef1 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel. I have Victor Cruz on my team

[–]pwnz0r420 2 points3 points ago

Force and sully were just two guys trying to get free nucks tickets.

[–]makinganotheraccount 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure they had season tickets.

[–]stickininyoureye 0 points1 point ago

Correct. Well, their dad did.

I am sure they got a ton of free shit though, but they were hilarious at times. Well worth it. Created a good buzz around the nhl. Got in some heads. Worth it.

[–]annoyinglyclever 0 points1 point ago

Sigh. I hate the Canucks, but I miss those bastards.

[–]panders2reddit 2 points3 points ago

It's normal to hate the top dog.

[–]MACandSteez 0 points1 point ago

Because top dogs get knocked out in the first round of the playoffs by the 8th seed.

[–]panders2reddit -1 points0 points ago

Seeding doesn't mean anything in hockey, any of the 30 teams can win the cup.

[–]stickininyoureye 0 points1 point ago

Shut up, you might start a riot.

JK, COCONUTS GO!!

[–]jakersbossman -2 points-1 points ago

Pretty much.

[–]HailfireXV -1 points0 points ago

All of this and the guy on the left doesn't move a muscle.

[–]Isonica -1 points0 points ago

Why exactly are the Gatorade bottles warping?

[–]hayashirice911 1 point2 points ago

Green man Jiu-Jitsu

What a fucking badass.

[–]GoMerpy 0 points1 point ago

Repost from months

[–]COXIMUS 0 points1 point ago

Eli has to be the most retarded looking quarterback of all time.

[–]kornflakez 0 points1 point ago

I laughed harder than I should have at this :)

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 1 point2 points ago

I sell those costumes at the halloween store i manage. They are called The Disappearing Man and come in a variety of colors. The light colors are see through.

[–]thebluesaracudas 0 points1 point ago

I always see them advertised as 'Morph suits'. People at my school get them in our colors to wear to games. Unfortunately, many fail to.realize how see-through the yellow one can be in natural lighting :o

[–]Battletaco -1 points0 points ago

Aww yea go Canucks go!!!

[–]xSupernaut 0 points1 point ago

booooooo

[–]ProfessorD2 0 points1 point ago

I may be a borderline basement dweller and know little about sports. But even I know basketball when I see it.

[–]Quilxe 1 point2 points ago

Talking about football but showing me hockey. Seems legit

[–]IdahoTrees77 1 point2 points ago

Listening to In the Jungle right now...goes with this quite well actually...

[–]mrpineapplehouse 1 point2 points ago

thats funny, I dont remember subbing /r/reactiongifs...

[–]blink0r 0 points1 point ago

But that's hockey. So confused.

[–]xJingalls[S] 2 points3 points ago

This is what happens when you mention sports on reddit.

[–]BrainInAJar 3 points4 points ago

and the other half of us just smile and nod at your sportsball game

[–]zvd918 -4 points-3 points ago

Dude I know what you're talking about. Three weeks ago when the Broncos played the Falcons in the 4th quarter and I was up by 6 and Willis McGahee got his second touchdown I jumped out of my bed a yelled "you fucking ni99er"! I ended up losing by .1 points.

[–]xJingalls[S] -1 points0 points ago

LOL thats a first world problem for you.

[–]zvd918 -1 points0 points ago

Hell yeah it is. Plus I couldn't find a TE I picked up Kyle Rudolf. Meh

[–]xJingalls[S] -1 points0 points ago

Same bro, he did well today too! Helped me win 112-80, although its not over yet.

[–]zvd918 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I still have foster left and the dude I'm going against has Colston and Im down by 14 so I don't know how it's going to turn out. Hopefully foster fucks shit up.

[–]wassattack 2 points3 points ago

COLSTON KILLED IT!!!

[–]zvd918 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah what a dick, and breese with a shit stain on his cheek. Sorry I'm just pissed that I'm down by 50 points with only Foster left.

[–]xJingalls[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Which he will...

[–]zvd918 1 point2 points ago

Yeah the jets fucking suck.

[–]You_hand_one_job -1 points0 points ago

They literally may get shut out a second week in a row tomorrow night.

[–]BigEasyBobcat 0 points1 point ago

I play it through espn. Last week I was up by 13 points, and my opponent only had 1 player left to play. That player was Brandon fucking Marshall. I've never yelled so hard at a tv watching that game.

[–]zvd918 0 points1 point ago

So you feel my pain lol and it sucks even more because today I was going up against Cruz and Colston. 6 TD between them both.

[–]BigEasyBobcat 0 points1 point ago

I have Reggie Wayne and didn't start him today...

[–]zvd918 0 points1 point ago

Who did you have starting.

[–]BigEasyBobcat 0 points1 point ago

Steve Smith and Roddy White... I also started BJGE over Mendy (who I somehow picked up in waivers this week).

[–]zvd918 0 points1 point ago

Well I would have put them in too and I don't trust Green-Ellis but who knew Mendenhall would get that against the eagles.

[–]BigEasyBobcat 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. I still won 99-71 thanks to the rest of team, but still. Also, I thought I was going to be totally fucked at the beginning of the season because my top 2 rb's were Forte and Fred Jackson. Luckily I able to pick up Alfred Morris and Antonio Brown (while he still was getting mad pints). I've since dropped Brown (for Mendy), but I'm starting Morris since he's somehow killing it right now. What's your team look like?

[–]noburdennyc -5 points-4 points ago

that's a hockey player