Pedodog

The_Jeff_Goldblum · 2012-10-08T00:43:52+00:00

CariniGambarini · 2012-10-08T01:02:22+00:00

I was having lunch on my uncle's property in Northern California about ten years ago. My uncle, aunt, parents, grandmother, and I were sitting on the patio eating, while my little sister and her friend (both about 5 years old) played in the orchard about 70 yards away. All of a sudden we hear my sister scream, and look up to see my uncle's chessie pinning the friend to the ground and humping away, while she yells and cries. All of the adults start yelling and running towards the disaster, but they were so far away it was like it was happening in slow-mo. My friend and I, both of us douchey 16 year-olds, were laughing so hard we couldn't move. Grandma just kept drinking her tea like nothing was happening.

raoul_llamas_duke · 2012-10-07T23:19:25+00:00

can someone please photoshop this sign onto someone like the pope?

nullahbullah123 · 2012-10-08T00:41:04+00:00

Sure when the dog does this, he gets a sign but when I do it, I get put in jail.

ZanMet · 2012-10-08T00:26:45+00:00

I love down voting shame pics...

ableom · 2012-10-07T23:47:29+00:00

We're still doing these and acting like it is funny?

n5corp · 2012-10-07T23:03:38+00:00

Shouldn't we all pup, shouldn't we all. :(

thatoneguy102 · 2012-10-07T19:29:05+00:00

Sorry bud, repost

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/TRGj3.png

SacredTorment · 2012-10-07T21:27:27+00:00

I dont care if it's a repost. With all the shit that breaks the actual rules of this subreddit and still gets upvoted who really gives a fuck. http://i.imgur.com/ApRkw.gif

Eman808 · 2012-10-08T00:50:21+00:00

just cause http://imgur.com/gallery/plhdH

CylonTruth · 2012-10-08T01:40:26+00:00

You need to walk that dog more his nails are too long

Aestiva · 2012-10-08T02:03:47+00:00

Trim your dog's nails.

SilverJuice · 2012-10-08T02:26:04+00:00

Can't wait for the Today Show to pick this picture up and ask the world whether or not this is "animal abuse".

Penola · 2012-10-08T02:28:36+00:00

He looks sad :-/

MasterOfTheBate · 2012-10-08T03:17:35+00:00

Rub his nose into it...

toolatealreadyfapped · 2012-10-08T05:19:33+00:00

Except he's like what, 4 years old? It's not really pedophilia if you're the same age.

w00tkid · 2012-10-08T05:55:57+00:00

These are getting old.

Hosfac · 2012-10-08T05:59:02+00:00

Yes, because your dog will totally learn his lesson by you hanging a sign around his neck in a language he doesn't read or even understand while simultaneously having no concept of shame.

Seriously, this is an animal that will lick his genitals in fucking public. Shame is as alien a concept to him as common sense is to you.

dailyfusion · 2012-10-08T00:38:57+00:00

these are not funny.

deja-vu-comment · 2012-10-07T20:10:56+00:00

To make things worse, you can see his wiener.

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upwithwhich · 2012-10-08T01:05:58+00:00

I thought it would be a play on "pedagogue."

Scarecrow398 · 2012-10-08T01:19:56+00:00

For some reason this is all the title made me think of: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/CatDog.jpeg

ramona-ramones · 2012-10-08T01:34:30+00:00

It is ironic that anyone who hurts that dog gets to be charged with Animal Cruelty.

herr0there · 2012-10-08T01:37:47+00:00

From a website called dog shaming fyi

chargon · 2012-10-08T01:42:00+00:00

this was so funny i stabbed myself in the crotch

Toyotaobsession · 2012-10-08T02:09:52+00:00

Every time I see something like this on Facebook I assume it came from reddit.

Apparently I've been missing out on the karma train. I saw this on Facebook 3 days ago.

So many missed chances for Internet points.... :'(

RollsCanHardly · 2012-10-08T02:13:33+00:00

Boston bulldog?

kiky23 · 2012-10-08T02:23:13+00:00

My Boston does that too! Too bad she's a girl...

clovismouse · 2012-10-08T02:26:57+00:00

If that tiny little dog can knock over the neighborhood kids then they got exactly what was coming to them...

TelcoBro · 2012-10-08T02:28:53+00:00

Hopefully the Today show doesn't post this on Facebook, asking: "did this father go to far?" Matt Lauer Can Suck It, by Dr. Rick Marshall

TheReddit_Police · 2012-10-08T03:16:15+00:00

I can handle this.

zombeejeezus · 2012-10-08T03:35:26+00:00

His cock sheath looks like an angry reindeer.

I_had_to_know_too · 2012-10-08T03:44:51+00:00

hey fuck you op

xLittleLady · 2012-10-08T04:08:53+00:00

lol, my Boston Terrier does the same...well minus the humping

berrydrunk · 2012-10-08T04:17:51+00:00

Pedagogue

Soda241 · 2012-10-08T04:22:26+00:00

My dog does that to, I have to run after him.

Alex7302 · 2012-10-08T04:27:00+00:00

This is hilarious because he looks exactly like my dog! Though my dog is a girl, so humping isn't really an issue.

Crannynoko · 2012-10-08T04:51:08+00:00

/r/repost

sorryforthehangover · 2012-10-08T05:14:36+00:00

Whenever I see this breed I fill with rage. For years,every day, as I walked home from the bus stop, 3 of these little fuckers would attack my feet. They would lock on to my pants, shoe laces and shoes and just go bonkers. Their shitty owner never did a thing to help.

FlippenPigs · 2012-10-08T05:22:08+00:00

Reverse Colby

SpikeWolfwood · 2012-10-08T05:49:47+00:00

Cute when a little dog does it. Not so cute when uncle Larry does it.

Ragesim · 2012-10-08T05:54:28+00:00

The news should post this about abusive act on Facebook.

davidk23 · 2012-10-08T06:18:08+00:00

Or nudered

Ragefacesoflucy · 2012-10-08T06:19:19+00:00

that's a huge Boston terrier

dreamscapejanitor · 2012-10-08T01:47:44+00:00

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaHAHAHAHahahaha this is such a funny picture. it is funny because dogs do not normally express any kind of moral awareness for their actions, but the written sign that the owner places on them implies that they do, which causes a humorous juxtaposition.

what also makes it funny is that this form of joke has been done at least a million times on reddit before. I really hope that people just keep doing this exact same type of joke with their pets and keep uploading it to reddit. It's just so well written and so clever that it deserves to be repeated over and over and over and over again until we all want to start slamming our heads into our keyboards, cackling like some deranged lunatic, blood spewing forth onto the desks.

seriously guys, fucking stop this shit.

dinosaur_jr · 2012-10-08T01:40:53+00:00

This schtick was funny the first time I saw it and got exponentially less funny with every copycat. I wish I could give you more than one downvote.

TypicalRunOfTheMill · 2012-10-08T02:36:37+00:00

take the sign off your dog, wow.

BellatrixtheStrange · 2012-10-07T22:08:09+00:00

I was your 100th upvote.

Who gives a shit except for me?

decavolt · 2012-10-08T03:28:33+00:00

These should be called Owner Shaming instead. They show us that:

1) the pet owner is too stupid to understand that their pets can't read and have no idea what the hell is hanging around their neck.
...and...
2) the pet owner is dumb enough to follow directly in the footsteps of the other morons that did the same thing before them.

cocobella · 2012-10-07T22:31:47+00:00

I just spat tea all over my keyboard laughing at this. Best dog shaming I've seen so far.

mackpack · 2012-10-08T00:40:48+00:00

Make him dance

IAmA_Alien_AMA · 2012-10-08T05:18:10+00:00

These are not funny. These were never funny. They are all obviously not true. Fuck you guys.

IrrelevantLeprechaun · 2012-10-08T05:24:47+00:00

I am really sad that this became a thing.

ThePoonHunter · 2012-10-07T20:30:47+00:00

To make things worse, you can see his weiner. I am not a bot.

poonJavi39 · 2012-10-08T01:29:28+00:00

This is an interesting theory. Can I call ahead to the Zoo to make sure that there are no animals there that inhibit pedophile like tendencies. I have to be sure for the sanctity of my precious young little child.

snowlion13 · 2012-10-07T23:30:45+00:00

the dog is nuetered as well, you know damn well if it had its balls people would be like "nueter your dog"! thats why hes a bad dog!! when in reality it makes no difference

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